Tell us something boring and uninteresting about your life

>>213003254 (OP)
im skinnyfat with wide hips

>>213003254 (OP)
I eat the same breakfast every day

I like soup

i did not launch an intercontinental ballistic missile aimed at kuala lumpur malaysia today

>>213003254 (OP)
I'm a lonely chad incel warrior hero who trolls women into the next universe and I will never get recognition for it.

I do not want to be reported to the police or banned again

I use Fedora GUHNOO+Linucks

>>213003254 (OP)
i always do the same thing every morning, make a strong coffee, take a shit, take a shower and go to work.

>>213003572
isnt linux mint better ?

>>213003609
I have used that in the past and it holds a special place in my heart but I just like gnome too much.

>>213003572
GNU are just a set of utilities, useless by themself, requiring a complete Linux kernel to function.

>>213003254 (OP)
i was once the junior class pistol shoting champion in my cunt. i have barely shot anything since then but i dare any muh second fag to duel me, i will beat you.

>>213003761
Thanks stallman

I own a disproportionate amount of pocket knives. I don't even how to fight using any of them, though.

>>213003254 (OP)
I live

>>213003254 (OP)
I listen to audiobooks

>>213003254 (OP)
My jaw and chin have grown slightly since 2023.

>>213003511
Recognized. Keep doing your thing chad nigga, modern women need to be brought down a peg and you are gifted with the ability to do so.

>>213003254 (OP)
I'm both cross dominate and antimetropia which makes me incredibly rare.

>>213003254 (OP)
I work as a software developer

>>213003254 (OP)
The girl I'm texting replying every 2 hours
It's over

>>213003254 (OP)
I collect East German and Warsaw Pact militaria and ephemera.

>>213004580
F
have you seen her before?

>>213004580
Me but she started texted slower and slower and kept saying “teehee I’m busy” until she just dropped the act and stopped messaging all together

>>213003254 (OP)
I've lost 25kg but I was such a fatass that I probably fall under skinnyfat since I still have a bit of a belly and love handles

>>213003254 (OP)
I started flossing again today and my gums didn't even bleed that much

>>213004580
Reply every 4 hours. Don't respond at all sometimes or like/heart her message. Wait for her to double text. If she likes you she'll snap into shape, if she doesn't then it is over

>>213004623
No, we just matched on tinder and moved to WhatsApp
She seemed so interested at first.
She probably getting the bbc now or something according the anon reading it now
>>213004629
That's my future with her. No date, no touching tits and no love for me
Fuck my life

>>213004790
you'll find another one
but yeah dating apps are grim for men unless you're gigachad

>>213004763
This is what I hate about dating, I don’t want to play some gay ass mind games. Is it so much to ask for that have a woman with mutual interests and we just shoot the shit.

>>213003254 (OP)
I like the color burgundy

>>213003254 (OP)
Bumping all frog threads

>>213003254 (OP)
I farted

>>213004861
viridian > *