Thread 213019090

cant vampires just drink their own blood?

>>213019090 (OP)
Would you suck your own dick and swallow your own load?

>>213019090 (OP)
there's a homoerotic vampire manga where a character does that because he doesn't want to drink human blood (eventually he does tho)

>>213019090 (OP)
Depends on the lore as vampires aren't real

>>213019130
dont make this gay. there is a big fat whole in the vampire plot and you know it. i want to speak to the manager of transylvania now!

>>213019140
Ummmmmmm spoiler alert?

>>213019090 (OP)
What blood? They're undead

>>213019205
vampires bleed idiota

>>213019090 (OP)
no, because they're dead and don't have it
why do you think they're pale? no blood's running through their veins

>>213019140
retarded

>>213019233
they have blood

Do you drink your piss? Do you eat shit? No, because this stuff was already processed by your body, same thing with blood.

>>213019268
if that was my fix i think i would

>>213019241
Dracula needs the blood to continously renew himself. He's dead and doesn't have his own with regenerating blood cells and whatnot, so he needs to consume fresh blood to keep himself "alive" indefinitely.
And then all other vampires are based off of Dracula. The 'elegant count' version we're all familiar with is a pop-cultural image, and it's no less right or wrong than the more cadaverous version in Nosferatu.