>Okay, I've just had a chicken curry with kebab, now I'm going to an anti-immigration march

why are my people like this?

>>213026660 (OP)
You don't have indigenous food?

>>213026660 (OP)
just localize the foreign food culture.
curry? no. czurzy.
kebab? no. kiebow.

>>213026772
in theory we do, in practice no one eats it, it only serves as a slop for tourist in overpriced restaurants in old towns where pseudo-Polish dishes (specially adjusted to foreign tastes, no Polish grandma would recognize any dish she ate in her youth in that food) are served by blonde girls in short skirts which is more like a visual rather than culinary experience overall

a daily menu of an average Pole consists mostly of pizza, kebab and pad thai in this very order. Only boomers still prepare and eat Polish food, when this generation is gone no one will remember how to make any real Polish dish.

>>213026941
Can you give an example of polish street food or fast food?
We have mici

>>213026983
>Can you give an example of polish street food or fast food?
zapiekanka, but it's a commie-era-tier slop
and nowadays it's rather hard to be found in the street, or more like per one zapiekanka shop you will have 200 pizzerias, 100 kebabs, 50 vietnamese restaurants and 10 georgian bakeries

we just dont have really good cuisine on our own, everything we have is inedible slop. I cannot stay in the kitchen when my mum prepares dinner for herself or I would literally vomit, looking at that unseasoned boiled chicken in jelly or pasta with minced strawberries

but ofc Poland is not the only country like this, basically all northern euro countries have just that meme "white people cuisine", that's why Germans also don't eat German food anymore, Swedes don't eat Swedish food etc but everyone eats ethnicslop.

the only good food in Poland is where polonized Vlachs (Górals) live, they indeed have their own cuisine that holds strong but it's really tasty, most dishes contain roasted lamb/beef and lots of spices.

>>213026941
my diet is 90% polish cuisine
but I'm disgusting leftist, not a based and trad kebab eating nationalist
>>213026983
the only true polish street food that dates back to XIX century, and was often eaten by carriage drivers was "maczanka krakowska"
it's a piece of pork neck slowly braised with a lot of onions in a bun with pickles
you can only get in in a few places in Kraków thoughever

We have the recipe, they can fuck off now

>>213027404
>my diet is 90% polish cuisine
ok so you're making yourself suffer for what purpose?

>>213027444
you can give a white man the exact recipe but he will still forget to add any spices and roast the whole thing

>>213026660 (OP)
because you like the restaurant very much and you dont want them to compete with new ones

>>213026660 (OP)
Yeah it's almost like in terms of immigration there's a clear distinction between culturally integrated store owners and fresh off the boat barbarians who'd eagerly kill you for your shoes or something.

>>213026660 (OP)
I hate this fake “gotcha” shit. Why would eating foreign food necessitate welcoming mass migration? Should Koreans import an Italian immigrant every time they eat an ice cream cone? Should Turks accept a billion Chinese immigrants for every dumpling they’ve eaten? Fuckn lefty logic man.

i remember when i was in polan 90 they put ketchup on pizza and only pepsi cola was availabe. terrrible

>>213027492
I'm currently full of pyzy z mięsem, fried with bacon and onions, with sauerkraut on the side
I'm literally, physically unable to suffer
gotta burn those calories lather though

>>213027906
>they put ketchup on pizza
they still do that but thankfully now it's voluntary and they ask you before

>>213027910
if it was really good, then someone other than Poles would also eat it
meanwhile not even one single soul outside Poland eats Polish food, despite abundance of Polish diaspora in every European and most other countries of the world

qed

>>213027957
na not true
when i have the chance to eat bigos im happy

>>213027957
Lithuanians, Germans, Czechs and Slovaks also have their version of pyzy

>>213027997
you're Polish
>>213028011
and they also eat kebab and pizza predominantly, makes you think

>>213028011
whats pizy, dumplings?
yeah sure even koreans have them and they are good.

>>213028036
no

>>213028062
>whats pizy, dumplings?
no, it's potato flour-made dough with meat filling
dumplings have wheat flour dough

>>213027910
Delicious
>>213027957
I do

>>213028100
>I do
you're Polish
also Norway is probably the only country in the world (along with the rest of Scandinavia) with even worse cuisine than Poland so that's not really a proof

>>213028123
wrong. the slavic cuisine isnt considerd bad also the northern / scandinavian is good.
just not popular like mediterranean

>>213028062
potato dumplings
afaik you have something similar
>>213028036
I've spend half a year in Germany, and they predominately eat German cuisine
every time I was walking by a kebab shop it was occupied in 80% by sandpeople

>>213028123
>you're Polish
No
>so that's not really a proof
We live in the 21th century, I could pick almost anything, my local asian store even sells pig uterus if I'm craving authentic chinese cuisine. I still eat polish food sometimes.

>>213028179
>the slavic cuisine isnt considerd bad
yes it is bad, that's why you don't see thousands of Polish restaurants all over Germany

>the northern / scandinavian is good.
that would literally mean that all cuisines of the world are good because there is nothing worse than scandislop with rotten herring on the top of that
but polish is ofc close second

>just not popular like mediterranean
and why wouldn't it be popular despite huge Polish diaspora everywhere? maybe because...it's just shit?

>>213028197
yeah some similar, every region has their own varieties. i never eat roach-food!

>>213028197
>I've spend half a year in Germany, and they predominately eat German cuisine
sure lmao, that's why they are fiercely fighting tooth and nails to get doner recognized as a German dish, obviously they do that because that's their only chance to have at least one piece of edible food labelled as "made in Germany"

>>213026660 (OP)
Once you have the recipee you dont need the cook anymore

>>213028197
>I've spend half a year in Germany, and they predominately eat German cuisine
no they don't
the only places where you can eat "German" food are touristy old towns
you won't find any gasthauses in regular suburbs anymore, they all got closed down once the last boomer owner got retired/died and kebab shops just replaced them

People in my country hates it when people from different countries come here but will eat food from different countries. I live in Arizonia so people will hate it when people from Mexico it other Latin American countries come to Arizona but will eat Mexican food.

German food is great. Sauerbraten, bratwurst, schweinhaxe with rotkohl, sauerkraut, brown sauce, spaetzle, klöße etc. it's way better than polish.

>>213028374
>Sauerbraten, bratwurst, schweinhaxe with rotkohl, sauerkraut, brown sauce, spaetzle, klöße etc.
yes, all that stuff your average German ate last time in 1998 at his elder brother's confirmation party

>>213028094
Italians call it gnocchi and people love it.

>>213026660 (OP)
Similar experience to mine:
>Today, I will stop being a slave to Shart coomsoomerism
>Goes and buy Yankslop as usual to cope with the reality of being a wagie prole

>>213028374
>it's way better than polish.
pretty much every dish from your list exists in Polish cuisine as well
Poland doesn't really have much cuisine on its own, it's mostly a mix of German and Eastern European influences
when Germans come to Poland, they see mostly these Eastern European dishes and call us eastern Europeans
when East Slavs come to Poland they see our schnitzels and sauerkraut dishes and call our cuisine German

>>213028422
because Italians can use spices and stylish decorations, Poles cant

it's the same guy who is cuckposting every day about polish women fucking foreigners btw

>>213028629
because it literally happens every day

>>213026660 (OP)
That was invented by the Brits
Not indians
Brits invented curry

>>213029162
like you invented pizza, hamburger and football!!!!!

>>213029245
I don't know about that stuff
But the Brits invented curry

>>213029268
only the curry chicken tikka masala !

>you ate food from another part of the world now you have to accept infinity migrants and civilizational suicide!!!!

hmmmm... no

>>213029364
No. They actually invented it. Before it was like an oily paste which gives terrible diarrhea. Indians had part of the ingredients but were still eating it.

Don't do this brown/yellow person thing with semantics and try to claim someone else did. It's an Brits food. Original non Brits "curry" would make you vomit and shit at first

>saar we brits invented curry
>saar we germans invented doner
>saar we serbs invented kebab
>saar we spaniards invented churros

why are europeans like this? that's pathetic

>>213026660 (OP)
>Okay, I've just had a chicken curry with kebab, now I'm going to an anti-immigration march
Entirely sensible. This is logically consistent and you're either a pretentious open borders midwit or a sleazy brownoid if you can't understand that.
You are falsely assuming that
>1
if some people invented something, no one else can recreate that, which in the case of something as simple as food preparation is an incredibly nonsensical notion. You would never apply this kind of retard logic to anything else, so why do you such mindlessly apply it to cuisine?
>2
if one enjoys a particular product of some people, one also has to import said people, which is beyond fucking stupid and, once again, would be laughed at if applied to anything else than cuisine.
Do we use Mendeleyev's period table? Of course we do. Should we mass import Russians because of that?
Can your false dichotomy ridden smooth brain process this simple nuance or is seeking out dumb gotchas of alleged hipocrisy all you can do?
I fucking despise people like you so much, please go hit your empty head with something heavy. Cretins like you will be the end of civilization.

>>213030149
things come in bundles, you cannot just cherrypick the good parts without the bad ones

>>213026941
I eat Polish dishes like pierogi or one of our soups at least once a week as do countless Poles in this country. How about you don't project your souless cosmopolitan issues on others, you weird cuck?

>>213027169
>the only good food in Poland is where polonized Vlachs (Górals) live, they indeed have their own cuisine that holds strong but it's really tasty
Not really? Góral cuisine is kind of meh, mostly cheese and cabbage
Incredible how shit your hot takes are

>>213027444
>We have the recipe, they can fuck off now
Based, this guy gets it.

>>213030446
>Góral cuisine is kind of meh,
sure lmao, yet when Poles go to Zakopane they eat it like crazy
meanwhile when you go to idk Gdańsk you don't eat any "Gdańsk" cuisine because there is no such
same like when you go to Lublin, Poznań or Łódź

>>213030384
>at least once a week
>he's proud of eating his native cuisine "once a week" and thinks it means his cuisine is super popular (in his own country)
just lmao
try to find an Italian who doesn't eat Italian cuisine daily and basically only Italian cuisine, then we will talk

>>213027957
if you're baiting then congrats, this post is headache-inducingly stupid
>it can't be good if it's not popular
that's literally your argument here, do you realize how vapid and moronic it is? your inferiority complex qualifies as mental illness

Most of the kebab Turks (some aren't Turks, but they're called that out of tradition) are bros.

>>213030193
>things come in bundles,
Unless they don't.
>you cannot just cherrypick the good parts without the bad ones
Yes you literally can, you fucking imbecile. Stop pretending you're dumber than you are, jeet.

>The first time I ever went to a Chinese restaurant I ate fried rice and kung pao chicken and it was tasty!
>I then started crying because I had betrayed my motherland by having such a thought!
>Through my tears I also cursed my parents for being traitors to the nation by giving money to foreigners!

>>213030861
I'm a man of many tastes and I like my food varied. That doesn't mean I don't appreciate our own food like you implied. Polish Christmas dishes are my favourite food of all.
>try to find an Italian who doesn't eat Italian cuisine daily and basically only Italian cuisine
That actually sounds kind of pitiful, I don't envy them.
Why are you talking about food like it's a contest of who's more nationalistic? That's stupid.

>>213031161
>I'm a man of many tastes and I like my food varied
that's just a cope way of saying
>my domestic cuisine is shit but sometimes i force myself to swallow this disgusting slop to make my mother or grandma happy