Thread 213042506

How do I become an American?

Marry an American. Male or female, both is allowed now. Then you get a work permit right away and a green card pretty quickly after some interview with USCIS. After holding the GC for 3 years you can apply for citizenship. There is a civics test, it's not that hard.

t. married azn girl and now she's a citizen

>>213042583
>Marry an American
How? Make a dating app profile with location settings?

>>213042506 (OP)
First you need to start a war in the middle east and then go die in it

>>213042583
What if you're a balding ugly virgin?

>>213042783
not dying for Israel

>>213042865
you actually have to swear loyalty that you will fight for USA, which sounds reasonable enough. and you have to pay taxes to uncle Sam if you live overseas. if you go to another country as a pedobear, they will catch you, because you're one of them now.

>>213042825
that's the catch buddy. good luck with modern western women, Americans are the worst.

t. wasted 20+ years of my life here and counting.
you will never get your shit in order, do not come here. the only legal tender you need is money. stupid Europeans.

>>213042506 (OP)
"accidentally " overstay your visa, that's what Poles and irish do

>>213042506 (OP)
You'll need these

>>213042506 (OP)
You don't.
Be born African, might better your chances. actually, you have to be rich already in your third worlds country and one of them STEM scientists and doctors to betray your country for the great whore. fuck that.
Sex is banned here. stay in your shithole, its a better place in this life, believe me.

commit a school shooting and become obese

>>213042648
you remember how Chris Chan was obsessed with a boyfriend free girl but it took years and raping his own mother and being a public source of ridicule to get one?
that's you, right there.

>>213042783
>>213043145
thank God there's sane people out there in the world. you guys are OK.

Gringo politics are slop, like Dinseyland was. you have to be retarded to want to come here.

The only legal tender you need is money.

>>213043209
its not a personal insult. its how hard it is to get married to an American, gay marriage or not, for your green card.
you really want to suck off some faggots?

>>213042583
Gay marriage.
women will never go for you sukdeep. but hey good luck on your Chinese slave/spy.

>>213043145
they're so common on the news that I'm afraid to go to any public place.
I definitely stopped going to the movies, am afraid of malls, and they even did a Walmart.

its a lottery you don't want to win. what do we call it the American Lottery? because in the actual lottery they tax you extra if you're not a citizen.

like half, and then some.

>>213043093
>one of them STEM scientists and doctors to betray your country for the great whore
yeah and you forgot to mention that you have to be an extraordinary in your domain. and i mean really. you need to be so good that it's difficult to find a replacement in the usa.

>>213042506 (OP)
Work for a multinational company that has an office in America and transfer offices

>>213043870
I actually didn't know that. like give TED talks and shit? fuck that. yeah no. the mutt arrogance is astounding.

>>213043969
you need to be a participant of top tier research papers, have some stem competitions won on your name and obviously years of experienc