An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside. "Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me." "But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?" "You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos. Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. Whata you gonna do then? Point to your watch and say, Times Up?"

>>213047047 (OP)
Good one.

>>213047047 (OP)
Not funny

>>213047047 (OP)
Based.

>>213047235
okay you can tell us ukranian joke and makes us laugh

*yawns*

>>213047047 (OP)
Stop posting these lesbians

>>213047572

>>213047740
great

>>213047714
stop watching porn

>>213047969
You first

this actually happened with my sister but instead of a gun he did it the old fashioned way

out the window then beaten with chair, and his family name publicly disparaged on the forum (facebook)

>>213047047 (OP)
zased

>>213048177
cool

>>213048143
are you moral police or something? go away prude!