>>213049794 (OP)
I hope the tools in your shed gain life. I hope they remember all the pain and torture you put them through, and then they try to kill you in your sleep.
>>213049794 (OP)
Yeah. I got asked out by a Mexican girl with giga-honkers because she thought my body odor + generic old spice deodorant smelled good. She was also weirdly transfixed on my boots and shoulders.