Your move, Euros.

>>213050435 (OP)
…that’s not gonna end well.

>>213050435 (OP)
At first glance I thought you were meant to shove it up your arse

>>213050467
Nobody said you couldn't do that. That's why it's a genius invention.

Ya'll gotta come up with something better than attached caps to top that!

>>213050435 (OP)
>nuked so hard their beer bottles look like nuclear bombs

>>213050435 (OP)
looks more like a dildo

>>213050467
serbian hands typed this post

This is how the balkan civil war started

>>213050481
Any doctor will tell you not to do that. Please do not shove glass objects up your ass, please.

>>213050435 (OP)
Could you not do this with a regular beer bottle

won't that heat the beer up?

>>213050592
They like hot sake in Japan, so it's not an issue for them to drink hot beer.

>>213050435 (OP)
reminds me of those shot glasses that can't stand up so you have to empty them before putting them down
they pretend it's for the beach but we all know it's for dudebros to hand their friend a beer they have to drink fast

>>213050467
IN GERMANY WE STICK ZE BEER BOTTLES UP OUR ARSE

>>213050758
I can't believe the (((Germans))) do this.

>>213050758
germans bring pic related

>>213050831
based

>>213050435 (OP)
Okay but this is a niche application and it's now extremely awkward in all other applications

>>213050758
Why do you need a beer bottle when you have your wife's bvll's BBC?

>>213050758
RUDE

>>213050555
this

>>213050435 (OP)
Torpedo bottles aren't even a new thing.

>>213050435 (OP)
Stick it up your ass

>>213050435 (OP)
But I can stick a normal beer bottle in the sand?

>>213050435 (OP)
Why would you not be able to do that with a normal bottle? And why would you stick it in hot sand?

RIP

>>213052457
>Torpedo bottle
:/

>Torpedo bottle, Nippön
:O

>>213051508
>>213052921
He learned his lesson though. Now he fills them up first, problem solved.

>>213050435 (OP)
>>213052457
Amphora exist since like 3000 years ago