>non caribbean beaches
whats the point

I wouldn't mind spending a day on a Brazilian beach

>>213070589 (OP)
Thailand? Rio?
NO, this is BRITAIN!

>>213070589 (OP)
I’m a turbo Chud autist, if there is even so much as another family 1 mile away I get upset
I need the beach for ME and me only

>>213072032
The Bahamas? Dominican Republic? Cancun?
WRONG, Britain again!
Please book your next summer getaway to the UK.

>>213072081
No points for guessing where this is! Visit the UK now.

This post is bought and paid for by the British Tourist Authority.

>>213072032
bad
>>213072081
good
>>213072122
soso

>>213070589 (OP)
Do caribbeans have a monopoly on turquoise water?

>>213070589 (OP)
>motorboat comes and stinks the whole beach
government should ban them tbqhwy

>>213070589 (OP)
damn that's pretty, where is that? I've been to cancun and cabo so far, cancun sucked with seaweed everywhere and mid ass food at the resort, liked cabo a lot more but the beach wasn't swimmable, not sure if we wanna go back to cabo this year or try somewhere else

Live your myth in KALIFÓRNEECE

>>213073083
isla mujeres, an island in cancun

>>213070589 (OP)
I have never been to the beach

>>213072032
>>213072081
>>213072122
You are totally out of your mind if you actually think those filthy waters can even compare to actual tropical paradises.

>>213071039
Brazilian beaches are brown and awful for the most part, no wonder they are so far below Mexico and Dominican Republic, in terms of tourism despite having so much land.

>>213070589 (OP)
they rarely look like this, the ocean warming now fills up caribbean beaches with seaweeds

>>213070589 (OP)
For me it's the desert beach aura

>>213071039
I wanna simp by kissing their ass and feet and apologize for patriarchy

>>213072032
>>213072081
>>213072122
Caribbean/SEAbros... we're finished...

>>213072032
>>213072081
>>213072122
I kneel

>>213072032
>>213072081
>>213072122
vghhhh

Trinidad & Tobago? No! this is Lake Erie, Canada.