Thread 213074265

in your country

>>213074265 (OP)
Where do I meet fat chicks to lose my v-card to?

>>213074324
chinese buffets

>>213074265 (OP)
Yes, but this does not happen in Greece

>>213074324
Unironically go outside

>>213074324
Bumble.

>>213074324
at work, unironically

>>213074324

Don't do it bro
It's not worth it, seriously
Hire a hooker instead, it will be more pleasant and you will actually like it instead of cringe at the thought of it

>>213074976
Nah I’m not losing my virginity to a prostitute, that just seems like a deep spiritual stain that you can never get off. I’d rather get a D on a test on my own than cheat and get an A.

>>213074265 (OP)
I met a chubby chick from 4chan with massive tits. Not obese but prob 24 BMI. Honestly the sex was amazing and I loved cuddling her chubby body.

>>213074324
Any fast food establishment

>>213074265 (OP)
No. But I think I'll text the tattooed moreninha that I used to fuck

>>213076309
Google tells me 24 BMI is normal weight?

>>213074265 (OP)
i would rather die alone in my goon cave than touch chubby woman

>>213076458
Chubby or fat?
I can plow a girls that's 5 or 6 kgs above

>>213076309
How do you meet up with someone from 4chan? Did you share throwaway emails or discords or something?

Bump

>>213074976
This. With a hooker u have sex and leave, problem solved. With a fatty she probably wants to sleep over, you have to wake her up with breakfast, hear her snore or fart all night long, etc.

>>213074324
Anime cons and Kpop concerts

>>213074265 (OP)
I fucked a 800lb woman once because her tits were bigger than my entire upper body.

>>213077605
>360kgs
You're lying
It's not humanly possible to have sex with such beast

>>213078113
this nigga never had a boss battle in bed

>>213074324
These >>213074511 >>213077240 unironically. As long as you're not deformed or the autist to end all autists you have basically a 100% chance of success over a long enough period of time.

>>213077099
Fair point, but this is virginity we're talking about. Once you know you can get laid on your own, your life changes. If you're just hiring a whore then you don't get that feeling and it's just like everything was before, thus defeating the purpose.

>>213078183
Nope. I've only fucked 2 fatties in my life and they were nowhere the 3 digits

>>213078194
>Once you know you can get laid on your own, your life changes
Repeat after me:
Nothing
Ever
Changes

>>213076536
Literally just go to /soc/. Lotta LARPers and friend collectors but I think it's kinda easy to tell which girls are serious about making friends/forming a relationship from the dumbasses.

>>213076239
>hookers are cheating incel, you have to simp and get rejected countless times and then get pity sex from a bitch that hates you, the RIGHT way, just having sex is cheating
cucked shithole slave morality country we have

>>213074265 (OP)
I tried once (not as fat as that one but very chubby) but the instant she took her clothes off I went limp and make an excuse to go home.
Also I fingered her and my fingers smelled like shit the whole day no matter how many times I washed them. That was the the low point of my life. I now have a qt gf.

>>213074265 (OP)
No, I'm gay