but really I just want handsome men of European ancestry to sit on my face.
Is that too much to ask?

I'll do it

>>213075946
what if they're handsome but obese and your skull ends up getting crushed underneath a mound of flesh and ass hair with dried shit crusted onto it?

i mean i'm not that fat but compared to an italian i'm probably a bit larger

>>213075946
Yess please American guys are so fucking cute PLEASE

>>213076034
>Handsome but obese

Madone, you guys have such low standards, it's a wonder you guys can produce women like Billie Eilish, Sydney Sweeney and Scarlett Johanson.

You cannot be handsome if you turned your body into a temple of doom!

Stop drinking so much corn syrup and stop jewtilating your penis!

>>213076062
>compared to an italian i'm probably a bit larger

Obesity rate ranking (latest data, WHO 2022) *DING DING DIIING*
U-S-A!!
...VEEERSUSS!!
III...TAAA...LYYYYY!!!
BEGIN!!!!

>USA: 13th place out of 191

>Italy: 107th
...

*DING DING DIIIING*

WHO WINS?? WHO'S NEXT??? YOU DECIDE!!!!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_obesity_rate?wprov=sfla1

What ancestry? I really really really like the northmen

>>213076822
Who dat???