This is what it feels like to be 5'11 in my cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt9wnawn7xQ

whoever wrote that godawful music should be tried and incarcerated

OK can we talk about OP's eyes? Why does it glow?

>>213085245 (OP)
so you're jake gyllenhaal and you murder people because you're 5'11"?

>>213085321
Essentially.

>>213085245 (OP)
i googled it and that's like average height

>>213085461
In America 5'11 is a cursed height. A height bestowed upon only the most twisted individuals, a corrupted height to reflect the soul of the afflicted. I believe this is what gives us our... some would say "sigmatic" nature. While the tallchads bask in the glow of unanimous acceptance and praise, we dwell in the darkness just below. Many of us live a lie, trying to fit in, but in the end, the soul will always be 5'11.

>>213085506
I'm 5'11, what happens if I go to America? I have a funny accent, will that save me?

>>213085602
There will be many ways to blend in with the normies. You will be spared from the harsher treatment usually reserved for manlets, but the scorn will still transfer over through osmosis. Living in the shadows does strange things to a man. Makes him quieter, more observant, finely attuned to the metrics that govern human nature. You learn to measure worth in quarter inches and posture, to laugh off jokes that weren’t quite jokes. You’re close enough to the summit to see the view, but never invited to the peak. It breeds hatred, a sharp and silent kind. Being 5'11 in America is more of a spiritual punishment than a physical one. There is no salvation, you can't be saved. You can only choose to live in ignorance or carry the burden of knowledge like Sisyphus before us.

>>213085812
i think you just have a mental illness

>>213086223
Perhaps. Or maybe, it's just a lingering side effect of the curse.

>>213085245 (OP)
Move to a metric system country

>>213085245 (OP)
Not sure if this thread is supposed to be a joke or something but I would kill to be 5'11

Our state television made a program about the struggles for being 5'9"

>I want to be a short king
https://www.svtplay.se/video/j16goaA/jag-vill-bli-en-short-king

He travels around and meets a bunch of other manlets and they talk about how they cope. One turned to humour and became a comedian/clown for instance. Then they talk about dating aspects

>>213086670
nbögar är cp i huvudet

>>213086641
No, you wouldn't. You would kill to be taller than you are, saying that you would kill to be 5'11 is a matter of semantics for you, not your actual belief. You wouldn't kill to be 5'11 as much as you would kill to be 6'4.

>>213086670
I had to pay for this ridiculous garbage. If I had refused to pay for it, they would eventually find me and kill me for it. What a world we live in.

>>213087043
> If I had refused to pay for it, they would eventually find me and kill me for it
Damn, that's fucked.

>>213087087
Yeah, pay your taxes or die. That is literally how it works.

>>213087149
Fuck this world.

Im 6'4-6'5, Would I be freakishly tall if I went to the US?