I VVOVLD DIE FOR BRVZIL
HOLV SOVL

>>213104283 (OP)
the northeast is beautiful. ashame the people cant run it well.

>>213104364
BRVZIL FVCT OF THE DVY: MVRVNHÄO MEANS BIG FVCKING SEA

>>213104283 (OP)
Ricardo kaka is an understated player post retirement and I don't like that fact

>>213104435
>Maranhão
>grande mar
Puta que pariu, nunca notei isso

>>213104283 (OP)
ash lake lookin ahh beach

>>213104364
>>213104566
Give me your prime two week family vacation in Brazil (all adults)

Me, bro, sis, bro in law mom, dad,

It's been since I was a kid that we could all take a trip together and I'm trying to push them to Brazil.

Technology has gone too far

>>213104283 (OP)
is Portugal like the UK of Brazil?

>>213106212
BRVZIL existed long before PORTVGAL... PORTVGVESES only rediscovered what was once swallowed by an atlantic flood by an enraged Neptvne...

>>213106212
No. They're like the UK of India.

>>213106180
With family just stick with the Rio area.
Everywhere around the tourist areas are laid back and well maintained.
You'll get a good Brazil vibe and people will be used to handling English even if they don't speak it.
Spend some days to see Cristo Redentor and some of the other sites, stop at tourist shops, then go to Búzios for a nicer beach and a boat tour. Maybe visit Petrópolis depending on how much you want to travel.

Minas Gerais is also nice, Ouro Preto and Inhomtim are cool if you're looking to be further from the coast.

The northeast where those pictures are from has better beaches, but less to do outside of that.
From the states you have to fly all the way south to SP just fly another 4 hours back north, then you land and have a million people offering to be your "uber" literally inside the airport.
It's just more unruly and less tourist focused.
>t. lives in the northeast. I prefer it, but when I invite my mom we'll stay in the less adventurous Tourist containment zones in the South East

>>213106180
It's practically impossible to explore the whole country in one go, I would recommend doing it in two to three trips.

>North (Green): Amazon rainforest, Amazon zoos, Amazon museums, Indigenous camps, Mount Roraima
>Northeast (Red): Lençois Maranhenses (OP), all kinds of beaches (best imo are in João Pessoa and Maceió/Marechal Deodoro), and Salvador (the most African state)
>Center-West (Orange): many open caves, and natural wonders, brazilian cowboys and some very beautiful cities. (I sadly don't know a lot of them by name)
>Southeast (Yellow): Minas Gerais has many cities that retain the Portuguese heritage and great good, Rio de Janeiro you already know it kek, São Paulo is a corrupted Brapzilian Tokyo, Espirito Santo has some underrated places but is the little brother of the region
>South (Blue): Polish-Brazilian cities, German- Brazilian cities, Oktoberfest, delicious meat and many cool natural places like Iguazu falls.

Again, I'd recomend you at least 2 trips: North and Center-West, mostly nature and food; And Northeast-Southeast-South, mostly cities, beaches and food.

I hate the snow to be honest

>>213107170
That is SVND THOVGH, PVRE VVHITE SVND of BRVZIL

Brazil seems like the perfect "Enjoy the sunshine, Brother" country if not for all the crime ridden favelas

>>213107285
Just stay out of the favelas. How hard is that?

>>213107285
>>213107489
You can just go anywhere else then

>>213104283 (OP)
beautiful

>>213107955
All major cities have favelas, so this is just a map of cities. This is not the point. You could be in a city with sky high murder rates but almost all of them are happening inside the favelas and this is why some people don't get.

>>213106405
Sad but true