when was the last time you've been to the mediterranean?

Never, I hope to work on my body though and go some time in the next 5 years or so, but at that point I'll be an old 32-year-old and no cuties will want to get near me so I'll just spend the whole visit walking Pompeii alone

>>213113239 (OP)
WALLED

stop posting this tranny

>>213114152
Why do you sign your posts

>>213113239 (OP)
Way too long, I visited Croatia in 2018. I went to Rome last year, but I didn't go anywhere near the coast. I want to go back, but like Swedebro over here, I'm hardly in shape to show myself half naked on a beach full of attractive people. So gotta work on that first.
>>213113553
Good luck bro.

>>213113239 (OP)
Eeerm 2008 I believe, it's a hot pee puddle...>>213113239 (OP)

>>213113239 (OP)
i was in greece last week

>>213113239 (OP)
I live here, I haven't seen the sea since I had my ass surgery back in December
actually taking a bath in the sea though I think like 2019, I live 30 minutes from the coast line

fuck shtialauins kill shitalans

>>213113239 (OP)
i never left

>>213114398
>since I had my ass surgery back in December
Tell me about your ass surgery

>>213113239 (OP)
as an Asian man how do I get a gf like this

>>213113239 (OP)
Last summer around this time, Spain Cyprus and Greece. I had a temporary gf in Greece and spain

>>213114574
lmao that dumb dog got kicked

>>213114668
americans don't suffer

>>213114587
I had lived with very bad hemorrhoids for years, after years of incelignoring the bleeding and weeks where I could barely walk I finally decided to just get it done and had them removed
The surgery was pretty fast and just did the spinal injection so I didn't even sleep, I did pass out and fell right on my face that night going to piss though

>>213114683
I don’t think they cared much
I am latino

>>213114837
Sounds horrible, probably good you had it fixed. No complications later, except for the fainting the night after?