I've been bullied in other boards for years like this relpic. This is the result of the Korean style English education imposed for 20 years. I feel like I should hang my neck whenever I saw those sort of posts.

The problem is I've never heard of those things irl. Especially Americans have always been telling me

> Oh, holy shit, your English is perfect, you're better than me
with their overly hyped accents. So typical accent.

But on online settings, I'm spotted easily like the relpic

And I still don't know what's wrong with the relpic

>>213119012 (OP)
someone with an industrial education of some language will always get spotted by a native speaker. the people educating you don't care about grammar they care about getting a message across coherently

>>213119033
but something unique is this: indians have an archaeic dialect of english from british colonization. that's why phrases like 'do the needful' exist, apparently needful was common britoid vernacular even though the phrase feels hideous

>>213119012 (OP)
Its just how things are said, you don't know cuz you don't think like a native, don't worry about it

>>213119054
jesus fucking christ

>>213119012 (OP)
Just remember whenever you're called a Jeet. You aren't one. The underlying negativities of the Jeet doesn't apply to you.

Also there is nothing inherently wrong with being a jeet

>>213119085
>>213119114
Yeah I'm just ranting about my English proficiency

>>213119012 (OP)
Just the sentence structure is kind of jeeted. by that i mean it's just very basic sounding like pajeets first sentence structure that he uses for everything

For example when you say

the design is beautiful
the face looks healthy and good
the car is red
the fox jumped over the fence

think how it would sound in korean.
car is red
tree is brown
banana is good
the dog barked loudly.

it's sort of a juvenile sentence structure you know? and not very flowery.

normal english speakers don't write in such a formulaic way

as for what i would say

>the design is beautiful
you could say "that design is gorgeous" which just sounds more natural to a native english speaker and a bit less robotic

>the face looks healthy and good
it's just a weird expression in general lol. you'd probably say something like her face looks healthy and glowing. or her face looks so healthy and beautiful.

just don't say "the face". don't say "the dick" either unless you're rene descartes

>>213119012 (OP)
"The design is beautful" by itself sounds fine, maybe the context made it sound bad.
"Healthy and good" does sound a bit weird. It would sound better to say "good and healthy." But those are also both kind of vague, and "healthy" is somewhat of a clinical word to use to describe someone's face.
Don't feel so bad, your English is good, you just seem to lack a sense for what phrases sound natural or unnatural. Korean and English are such different languages that it makes sense.
With european languages, you can often cheat by just translating certain phrases word for word and it sounds fine (although it doesn't always work).

>>213119054
Haven't heard of it before

>>213119114
there's nothing inherently wrong with being a mosquito

>>213119062
also this kind of. you'll pick up on how people form their sentences the more english you use.

cause if i go to korea and i learn basic korean, my sentence structures will be very basic too.

>>213119012 (OP)
I write everything wrong and I don't care what others think. I posted a reply with "not happened" instead of didn't happen once
I'm poor and dumb irl so I don't really speak English

>>213119012 (OP)
> I feel like I should hang my neck whenever I saw those sort of posts.
Minor correction but the expression people usually use is "hang myself" instead of "hang my neck" which is technically correct but sounds kind of weird lol

>Oh, holy shit, your English is perfect, you're better than me
Chinese people say that shit to me when I speak Chinese.

They probably mean you use proper english instead of some AAVE laced slang that they use

But honestly if your english was really that good, they wouldn't say it because native speakers don't get complimented on how good they speak. It'd actually come off as mocking if you go up to a native speaking korean and compliment them on how they can speak korean

>>213119160
Thanks. The most elaborated answer I would never expect

>>213119175
Koreans overly use the word healthy to describe the appearance, in everday conversations in Korean

>>213119209
https://youtu.be/evwaziX6Ceg
Tbh my spoken English is like this. I found I frequently use 'really really really' out of no reason. Does it sound Indian?

>>213119272
I understand it, 100 percent

hang out in anglo generals like /cum/ and /brit/, and learn how they talk

>>213119012 (OP)
Those are just petty losers who want to feel themselves up. Why care about what some anonymous faggot who wants to feel offended and slighted at every turn? I've seen them IRL and they always embarrass themselves into some form of social suicide when they try to police people

>>213119160
>it's sort of a juvenile sentence structure you know?
Learning the adjective and adverb order that "sounds right" is something that takes years to pick up and even varies across dialects. Not to mention native speakers mix it up in speech and text deliberately and for emphasis. Akin to the Dutch angle

>>213119012 (OP)
call them dumb nigger apes and tell them to kill themselves, theyll call you a jeet anyways for whatever reason

>>213120222
/g/ has basically become a shitshow at this point.