>Car takes a shit and needs a new transmission
>Can no longer afford this years Hawaiian vacation and have to go to fucking Arizona instead

I've seen the Grand Canyon a million times as a kid but I guess I'm gonna go see that shit again.
Not for nothin Arizona but if your biggest tourist attraction is a hole in the ground you gotta up your game.

Where did (You) vacation last?

Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps and get a second >100k salary job, then you can afford that car and vacation, simple as.

>>213163673 (OP)
Hike down and reach the river pussy