Thread 213405984

priti edish

You lads getting your porn collections built up before all the websites get age verification on them, the VPNs are banned and torrents are banned?

ive started to use cheat engine to speed up every singleplayer game i enjoy, faster

>>213406003
shut the fuck up i wanted to ask a question

have any of you seen the new naked gun? is it good?

>>213405943
Why is he so zesty now? Especially his Sky advert

You have to put so much effort in order to Iook good when you get older. Strict diet, exercise, never drink or smoke. It's so shit

>>213406017
Going to see it tomorrow, can you wait?

suicide watch

Might play Assassin's Creed Origins.
Wish there was a good open world game set in Ancient Kemet though.
Egypt is such a lame time period.

>>213405929
you have me all wrong if you think i value (You)s the way you obviously do
i'm here for discussion, not attention (which you are giving me with or without a linked reply)
with regards to your post: i have my own feelings on the matter, but i'll keep them to myself since you are unable to conduct yourself in a respectful manner in conversation
don't try to gain my attention again, with or without a linked reply, as i have now filtered your flag
i hope this can be a learning experience for you

that chicken shop woman really is built like an american-style fridge-freezer
you should be ashamed for liking her

IM COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMINNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>213406043
Also dressing well, can't just put on a t shirt and trainers anymore.

our sarina
what a woman

>>213406085
Shut the fuck up spaki nonce

Ignored again award

thinking about rocking on one of my dragon dildos while wanking to sissy hypno dua lipa physical video edits but would need to clean the arse out first

>>213406096
ugly filtergoblin

>filtered your flag
lol

>>213406051
yes spainlad i will ask you tomorrow

>Hey your niche travel tour will never work but here is a really successfully tour operator that already does similar things to what you are proposing
Why are leafs like this?

*strokes my willy*

its happening

>>213405984 (OP)
imagine the muffled fart smell after she gets up

>>213406136
it's dtfic most (some leafs are ok

>>213406136
They're not very successful THOUGH that was my point you stupid bong dickhead you'd be fighting over scraps

>>213406146
2 more weeks

The artist formerly known as dtfic

>>213406146
nuclear launch or 4chan banned in uk
what happens first place your bets

>>213406162
pov: you start typing pornh- into your browser

>>213405817
Lad this is why you have gyno and are overweight despite going to the gym 5 days a week for over 2 years
>An ocean of sugar sauce
>2 sweet potatoes
>double size portion of mushrooms

Also clean your keyboard

>>213406191
i want amelia jewenbergstein to sit on my face and kill me

Hypothetically, Trump dies of a heart attack tomorrow, what happens then?
Is JD Vance going to revert to his "Trump is evil" personality or how is he going to try to navigate the cult of personality?

>>213406191
sex legs

>>213406055
I'm still mad that F1 rigged it so he didn't get his rightful 8th drivers championship

>>213406232
launched that tubby freak into the stratosphere

favourite nut?

>>213406134
not spainpest but expect my review by COB monday

>>213406290
the two in my scrotum

>>213406290
the ones from pará

>>213406166
>They're not very successful THOUGH
By what metric?

the Great Unrapening of 2025

well im bored now

>>213406290
crispy coated chilli ones

well im bored now

rorke putting rasheed in his place

time for your watering hun

>>213406290
cashews, almonds, walnuts, peanuts but i don't think any of them are technically nuts

>>213406472
why the long horn

>>213406483
he only asked for one you blithering idiot

>>213406483
almonds are usually the ones i least prefer in a bag of mixed nuts and yet a croissant with almond paste is lush

having to go for dinner with dad and his partner so my steamingtoil is massively restricted until i'm back in my flat

>>213405817
This is a what a regular healthy meal should look like. Maybe add some other veg and season your chicken instead of the sugar sauce

>>213406472
are elks like dogs where if you do this they'll overheat and die because they can't sweat
or will he be fine

>>213406483
fucking retard

Serbians seething

giving my screaming red newborn infant a lit cigarette on the delivery table

>>213406290
Deez

>>213406530
how would sweating in the situation be any different than having water poured over you

>>213405993
>msm are more likely to cover it
this is part of why progressives have the warped priorities that they do
propaganda
obviously there's little blm talk in the uk
but you can't have missed the grooming gang scandal
mass immigration negatively affects poor people and women the most, but it's not the supposed champions of women and the poor that defend it
it's defended on the basis of race

the only leftist/progressive spaces i attend are on reddit, where conversations like this are generally not tolerated
what progressive spaces are you in? any that promote anti-poverty above anti-racism?

>>213406530
reckon it probably just feels nice

>>213406472
beautiful. i wonder what their antlers feel like

>>213406555
really want her to piss on my face then peg me with a 12" bbc dildo until my arse bleeds

>>213406555
2 1

peanuts are the best btw if you say otherwise you're a homosexual contrarian

Corr need me a paki petezurr shoppe in Liverpool and that

>>213406571
dogs don't sweat their fur traps water next to their skin so if you soak your dog on a hot day it'll overheat and die

>>213406290
cashews are my favoruite nut but i cant have them because im too fat

>>213406607
my dog loves a dip in the water when it's hot out

>>213406585
somberly saying this at rorkes mums funeral as we both stand beside each other looking down at her embalmed corpse in the coffin

>>213406518
imagine having only one single favourite of anything
>>213406522
almond croissants are heavenly

>>213406619
post belly

>>213406622
ever finger your dogs arse for a laugh?

>>213406622
yeah well your dogs a spastic and so are you

turned up for my haircut today and my hairdresser of the last year and a half has disappeared and I've got a new one

For fuck sake imagine if your therapist just disappeared and you had to start from scratch with a new one and also have to tell them how you want your haircut and also inform them you get a discount

Fuck sake

>>213406636
google the definition of favourite for me real quick lil nigga

>>213406607
sweating is a mechanism for covering your body in water to thermoregulate better.
animals go in the water when its hot to cool down thats why pigs love to roll in mud if water is not available
if a dog sweated it would just get soaking wet, the same as if you sprayed it with water

busy day of toil tomorrow
new job starting as a shabbos goy

>>213406532
why so rude
>>213406566
i literally just learned that a bunch of nuts are actually seeds or fruits, i don't even know what a nut is anymore

i sense a neoliberal bvll nearby

christmas is CANCELLED

>>213406648
no i leave that to the professionals
i wouldn't know how to express her glands

wow that's nuts!

>>213406696
AW WHY

wonder what it would be like to be a cheeky whaler in nantucket back in the day
wonder if they used whale oil as lube to bum ship boys

>>213406689
Based

>>213406685
anything that grows from a plant is botanically a fruit

>>213406689
crying

>>213406685
sorry

There once was a man from Dundee, whose shite was as blue as the sea. He went for a splash, but made such a dash and slipped and fell into his wee.

>>213406723
i would never whale
whales are beautiful creatures and they should be protected or better yet left to their own devices

>>213406722
....................................woke......................

wen u scope -2

>>213406664
why can't i have more than one favourite?

i will be hosting a christmas around mine and a few of you will have invites to that
some of you are troublecausers and i don't want you darkening my door

>>213406689
:)

>>213406757
quick, run away little dolphins! he's coming to get you!

>>213406579
what is blud doing

i'm "gundamleaf"

>>213406768
another sixteen hour shift of spamming your paedophilic interracial rape fantasies is it?
how does a man even reach this point

>>213406757
imagine wanking and just getting to the point of orgasm then it blows its blowhole into your arse as you spaff

>>213406804
finally something likeable about a canadian flag

>>213406806
He’s trolling
You’ve been trolled

>>213406804
Apologies we thought you were dtfic

>>213406803
sometimes you gotta go fast

eating frogs

Me?
BIG fan of recognising countries with limited international recognition.
Meung Vax til I die <3

>>213406838
no the rest of the postcounts are "dtfic"

I would give a dolphin a handjob.

shoving my hands down the toilet bowl

lasagne out in five or so
then i'll start prepping some veg

big fan of white boys being bummed by non whites

>>213406727
i wish i was better educated on this stuff, google ai says fruits are mature ovaries of flowering plants that contain seeds. i can't think of eating of ovaries
>>213406735
honestly you were correct

Did you guys know he went to Pretzel Univeristy?

Dua Lipa
Two Lips

ripping my cock off and throwing it at the wall to see if it sticks like spaghetti

dtfic random facts

>>213406869
what does a dolphn willy look like

>>213406916
>Not doing all the prep work before starting
ngmi

>>213406919
i made it up by mixing a bunch of things i heard from various sources with no verification
every opinion a person has should be composed like this

>>213406949
it needs to cool down for ages yet no point chopping veg an hour ahead of time

>>213406949
mise-en-place is a french concept therefore i don't believe in it

>>213406929
mouth and fanny

in stellaris the war in heaven has broken out but I've just given myself fallen empire class ships so im not letting these cunts push me or my pet humans around

>>213406936
no you're not
be quiet

>>213406943
yeah, like you don't know
nice try pervert

>>213406943
There's a video of one raping a dead fish, looks kind of white, prong-like and thin.

>>213406918
why are you brown cunts so fucking schizophrenically homosexual you can't just go out and bum a bloke because you'd get beheaded so you have to warp yourselves with horrifically weird internet porn and end up thinking shit like this

>>213406985
dont care

>>213406943
some whales store semen in their heads

>>213406985
can you translate this into medieval 2: total war terms?

>>213406916
remember you saying you'd make one yesterday when dinner posting

hope you enjoy x

Do pajeets really look at pic related and say with a straight face
>Hmm yes my fellow Asians

still haven't cummed

>>213406916
pack of 40p ramen for me x

>>213405984 (OP)
want to wear her thighs like earmuffs and eat her pussy until she cums so hard she waterboards me

>>213406916
take a pic when it's done lasagnelad xoxo

>>213407041
sensational post

>>213407036
what ramoid is 40p these days?

>>213406757
Whales are cool. Mad that they're mammals who have to breathe air just like we do.

>>213407028
a brown sicilian is just as european as a blonde swede, isn't it the same thing for them

post that video of the cat scared of the bath

>>213407057
koka from home bargains

>>213407071
>video

FOLC

>>213407028
They are fellow Asians of course. Indians are South Asians and the people in that pic are ethnically East Asians. But they're all Asians.

what should i wear to a japanese restaurant?

giving catberg a cuddle
it's catberg cuddle time, you see

>>213407028
idk but autistic weebs will look at them and say hmm yes my fellow whites

>>213406973
>mise-en-place

>>213407117
straystein that i feed every day hissed at me for no reason when i went to put down some treats
would get her cuddled in an instant

>>213405984 (OP)
mental how fit they are

>>213407071
he should be scared of whats IN the bath

>>213407115
a 12 inch blade to commit seppuku when you commit an inevitable faux pas

Mister, can you tell me where my love has gone?
It's my Japanese porn
I woke up one morning and my love was gone
Oh, my Japanese porn
Ooh, I miss my Japanese porn

having a chinese wank

>>213407133
looks great

having a tea

>>213407133
baked elton

gonna buy a keffiyeh for my cousin

>>213407113
My issue is people describing Indians and others of the region as Asians when clearly a better categorization is necessary. If an Egyptian guy stole your wallet you wouldn’t tell the police that it was an African guy.

>>213407195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-Zc8zwU5dg

>>213407239
just say indians then, arabs are also asian my nigga but nobody calls them that

wonder why chinese burn on the willy fetish porn isn't more popular

check dms lad

what happened to calling india the subcontinent

>>213407292
imagine if the willy gets stretched like a play doh snake

first sip of beer done

>>213407292
what's stopping you from making some?

think being on the computer all day every day for years is making me unwell

>>213407348
to thinkn one day you'll have your last sip

>>213407364
Maybe you've been on the computer every day for years because you are unwell

>>213407348
just had my first sip of rum just now

>>213407348
BOSH!!!

>>213407133
looking good mate

>>213407422
timmy's crush

At 30 years old I finally understand the appeal of jazz fusion. It is the kind of music you listen to before you're about to kys

creaming my gay little pantaloons

so when are you guys unable to post anymore

carrot cake really doesn't get the respect it deserves as a cake
when you realise this you broaden your horizons to other delights like spinach cake

just been manny

another day of doing absolutely fuck all nothing nada

gay porn cornflakes for breakfast tomorrow

Think all the things I say are a little too niche

Just watched a documentary on orangutans and the local alpha male on the island nearly MURDERED one of the lesser males there for the crime of having sex with one of the islands females without the alpha's permission. Had to be brought in for intensive surgery.

just farted

>>213407348
for me its a can of Monster® Energy Ultra

Im going to become a morman

>>213407475
My estate's facebook page is full of divs, it's full of posts like
>What time does coop close? x
>Does anyone know where I can get a tomato from?
>Selling second hand toilet paper, lightly used

>>213407499
what things do you say

>>213407499
don't understand this one bit

>>213407364
*stands up with my laptop induced testicular cancer*
KTIM!

>>213407461
Gays are all child rapists
We already knew this lad

tried to compliment a woman by telling her she looked like olivia colman and she got offended
but i meant it in a good way

>>213407481
>But it has nothing to do with race! Stop calling us racists!
Can't respect an island that's just one giant rural America.

>>213407569
topkek

>>213407569
s

>>213407519
>>Selling second hand toilet paper, lightly used

>>213407569
scream
was in the library with my high school class and one of the girls called someone else a jobbie
for some reason a german tourist was there and he liked the word and started banging on the table screaming jobbie jobbie jobbie.

What time does coop close?

>>213407625
das rite

>>213407625
rorke spotted with smoke billowing from his ears

>>213407461
macklemore has let himself go

selling a fleshlight, heavily used

>>213407588
To first take back our countries we will have to grow backbones and stop failing jewish shit tests

selling a fleshlight, heavily raped

Been having a lot of dreams about the oneitis lately. The fact that she's 800 miles away hasn't stopped ol' brainberg from doing his thing

right click on my mouse stopped working

Going for a poo and a shower then going to get this party started (drinking in my incel hovel)

selling my arse, lightly pooed

>>213407625
>scientists say they probably had dark skin like Arabs and light coloured eyes, but with dark hair like modern Europeans
>people now think they were like black people

I have never made love to a woman lads

selling a gay incel, never used

saddest 3 sntences in the english language?
for sale
rorkes creps
never worn

selling leftymong, never clued

>>213407711
Penetration is incredibly overrated but kissing and touching is fucking great.

>>213407239
Say South Asians if you want to describe Indian/Pakistani/Bangladeshi/Sri Lankan people. You can also say Desi but English speakers usually aren't familiar with that word.

making an omelette arnold bennett
going to take one bite out of it then scrape the rest into the bin

>>213407625
:)

white people all look the same

>>213407744
open wallet
wind blew
money flew

>>213407757
Have kissed a few girls, found it overrated 2bh

>>213407763
I just call em pakis and jeets

>>213407787
The joke being, of course, that they all look noticeably different.

>>213407744
>nice to meet you bbz
>my name
>i rorke

>>213406055
https://youtube.com/shorts/MkzA61oukpo?feature=shared

>>213407787
#2 looks like a fat Trudeau

i wish we could kiss... but we are boys so not allowed

>>213407757
girl i fancy for a couple years turned me down when i finally asked her out last night

>>213407787
based faceblind autist

>>213407838
Sorry to hear that mate, move on, plenty of fish in the sea and all that (don't know where they are though soz)

>>213407838
Speaking as>>213407680, it's good that you at least tried, the what-ifs can be the death of you

might watch some GDP (taped rape)

>>213407886
You'll be verifying your age beforehand I hope

>>213407838
rape! RAPE!

bit hot for a wank now
will need to cool down a bit

>>213407833
Rules are there to be broken :3

few know this but wanking is better than sex as you go at your own pace and don't need to consider others
if you lack empathy you should be killed regardless
the pressures of pleasing your partner can be very high, but when your only focus is on pleasing yourself, you maximise satisfaction, and can also draw upon millions of resources for inspiration
not caring deserves execution
you can ensure your own pleasurable orgasm without it being at the expense of others

>>213407909
no there's a russian site which isn't age verifying

can feel a poo roiling about in my upper colon

If 4chan is banned I'll move to another country

>>213407940
sort your evil life out

>>213407939
I had this same mindset and can confirm that it is absolute cobblers. I had sex for the first time in like 5 years recently and it was bloody awesome.

>>213407975
Taking a small boat to Ireland

The only good thing about the 2020s so far is that homosexuality is once again being considered stupid and lame.

Getting away with using "gay" as a slur again, like I'm back in the 2000s.

>>213408006
what a sad little life you lead

>>213407625
>blonde white one hiding their face in shame, as they should

>>213408007
corr imagine vaulting on her pole

>>213408007
fucked it up at the olympics though didn't she

>>213408006
Gay is not a slur, it means happy

>>213408033
>>213408068
Ok, homos.

LATINA BOOTY!

>>213407787
these lot don't look the same but the don't look different

corr

OH TOMMY TOMMY

>>213408080
We are indeed homosapiens

>>213408007
Molly Caudery looked disgusting -- nipples protruding - - in her blue vest before the Women's Pole Vault. Very very disrespectful.

>>213408100
>4th degree
she throw a spoon at him?

>>213408002
sometimes you just cba and a wank would be better

>>213408100
she is ghetto as fuck

but our black sprinters are all well spoken

Ohhhhh woggy woggy

>>213407807
Because you have a mental age of 13

>I had sex for the first time in like 5 years recently

you normie piece of shit

single mum next door has 3 young kids and about every 2 hours one of them is full on scream crying, it's just not on
no wonder divorce was banned for centuries

>>213408296
I think we ought to ban having children then cure aging and start cloning really stupid clones to do out menial tasks

>>213407838
Cut all contact.

>>213408100
>those nails
How can she wipe properly

>>213408361
presumably gets her boyfriend to do it for her or he gets punished

>>213405984 (OP)
pics of her from behind pls

not sure what to do with myself
might have a coffee

>>213408361
bidet

>>213408361
let's see rorke's fingernails

Big storm coming this week
Yes we will be loving it

Rorke.....your fly is undone.....

Crucified by the spirit of jazz

new
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>>213408585
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