Thread 213424827

Here's your Slavic gf, bro

>>213424827 (OP)
>14. Has a sweet tooth
Clearing 23/24 isnt bad though r-rght?

>>213424827 (OP)
So guys that beat the shit out of her are not a red flag. How unsurprising.

>>213424827 (OP)
I legit am her type then except for the melodrama which I only watch when my slavic gf wants me to watch with her.

>>213424827 (OP)
This red flag ragebait stuff started to make much more sense once I realized the target audience is this type of trashy new money woman seeking the ideal Hollywood movie husband who probably doesn't even exist.

>>213424827 (OP)
>doesnt do any sport
this is a lie, it might be true for old hags though. But all the cute and smol eastern european girls I know practice some sport, mainly rhythmic gymnastics, the best sport for girls by far ;___;

>>213426247
is red flag

>>213424827 (OP)
Strawcucks are malding and seething rn

>>213424827 (OP)
Women being women.
It's much better than any woman with man syndrome that we have in the West today.
Even the part about cooking meat is correct; it's the only thing a man has to cook.

>>213426247
The picture is a Slavic woman listing her red flags for MEN.

>>213424827 (OP)
slavic women seem so soulless

>>213429142
they are even worse than u imagine

>>213426462
>we in the west
if the world were a video game brazil would be a downloadable dlc for africa

>>213425652
its just kremlin propaganda, this directly mirrors the bullshit pushed by american right wing media. fucking "gets cold"?

wtf is alternative milk

>>213429329
Oat milk and stuff

>>213424827 (OP)
None of these are really that bad though. I'd object to the cars part because I do not give a fuck about cars other than the fact it can move me from A to B

>>213424827 (OP)
>chad thundercock bursts through the wall, refusing to use the door because it's for beta faggot numales
>he is fully naked even though it's snowing, 8 foot tall and ripped
>head is shaved
>stares at each individual bug in the room until they commit suicide
>he immediately kneels before her while also calling her a whore and a bitch, spreads his wallet exposing thousands of dollars
>she takes his hand, he holds the door open with a continuous, powerful spray of his fertile seed
>he himself bursts through another part of the wall to leave
>he thinks about sweet foods for a moment and gets pissed, smashes the entire front end of his car into dust
>she spits in his face to calm him down, he doesn't get upset and takes it as respectful criticism, washes it off with unpasturized cow milk
>he repairs the vehicle by forging new parts with a fire
>shapes the metal with his bare hands
>by the time he finishes its too late and the resturant he planned to take her to is closed
>he sprints into the nearby woods suddenly. an elk screams in agony
>he comes back running on all fours with the elk hanging from his maw
>drops it at her feet
>he fucks it so hard it heats up and cooks from the inside
>they enjoy the freshly cooked venison together

>>213424827 (OP)
>gets cold
wtf lol. Also do Slavic people see themselves as non-Western?

>>213429376
She means you should be able to look at cars with her and be able to pick out a steal and filter out bad deals. And then if the car ends up having any issues, it's your fault. This is the underlying dynamic whenever a girl asks you to help her look at cars. She's offloading any responsibility

>>213429470
Holy kek

>>213429508
I thought it meant you should know how to change tires, oil, shit like that

>>213424827 (OP)
this roastie can go get raped and murdered for all i care

>>213429497
russians do. but they also like to call themselves slavic because it perpetuates their dominance in western peoples perception of eastern europe & slavic culture

>>213429580
It's another ick letting the shop do service. Yes. But when a girl says she wants guys who know cars it's my thing they're usually talking about. Her dad used to do that for her and now it's your turn

>>213424827 (OP)
In reality they fuck everything that moves

>>213424827 (OP)
Seems fairly reasonable?

>>213424827 (OP)
>caring about what w*man thinks
w*man arent even human

>>213429142
slavic women are evil demons like baba yaga
they are witches that love gold digging

>>213429313
>women being retarded is kremlin propaganda
howling

>>213424827 (OP)
In all honesty giving a shit about her red flags is also a red flag and she won't care about that list anyway as long as you aren't a doormat and can provide her with money and social status.

18/24 I think I have good reasons for all of them though

>>213429806
Sasha you look like you weight 50 kg

>>213430201
I'm not Sasha you mentally ill eastern European selyak.
Though to be honest, making a list like this is psycho shit, I don't put people on scales. But on the other hand this is the least insane list I've seen.

>>213424827 (OP)
I have half of these

>>213424827 (OP)
honestly i've seen worse lists

>>213430561
liar

>>213433066
I have too. It was western 40 year old white woman and she had huge spreadsheet about requirements. Someone post it.

>>213424827 (OP)
Since I’ve left America and listened to women here make decisions, I’ve gone from “maybe we should go back a couple decades in regards to women’s rights” to demanding Sharia.
Still much better than your average American woman though.

>>213429142
>>213429220
My childhood friends mom is polix and she was the sweetest woman I have ever met.

>>213424827 (OP)
West vs East

>>213424827 (OP)
I pass all her whore requirements

Is this my chance?

>>213433654
>Slavic
>it's actually just eastern Slavs
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>>213424827 (OP)
Totally legit red flag list