The Nobel Prizes are awarded by the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences, the Swedish Karolinska Institute and the Swedish Academy and presented by the King of Sweden in a major event in Stockholm, Sweden.

But get this.

The whole award event is conducted solely in English.

Kek why do even Swedes bother learning Swedish anymore.

We recognize the plight of other nations and allow for just a moment them to feel like they are a part of a great community

>>213442521 (OP)
>international event is held using an international language

>>213442521 (OP)
The really grim part about this picture is that she's making over $300k a month from onlyfans if that is the girl I think it is.

>>213443171
what is grim about that
i would be ecstatic about making 300k a month

>>213442521 (OP)
>The whole award event is conducted solely in English.
surely it has at least some quotes in swedish and french (there's always french)

I thought it was always in English

>>213443247
You would be rimming guys and licking toilet seats for $300k a month if you were a girl?

>>213443432
Hell yeah

>>213443432
only if they are white guys

>>213442521 (OP)
When I worked at Paradox Interactive, there were even special areas in the main studio where you were allowed to speak only English. There were even special signs there. I agree, it's total shit, bro. There is a law in Russia that prohibits such things. Glory to Putin.

>>213443171
She will only be ably to do this for a few prime years. A decade if she's lucky, but there's no way she will be making that king of money by the end of it. You need to consider that she has to make just as much money in 5-10 years as high-deman engineer through his entire career, or else she will face poverty for the rest of her life.

>>213443432
yup yup yup yup

>>213444250
>She will only be ably to do this for a few prime years
300k a month is 3.6 million a year. A few years at that kind of profit she won't have to work for the rest of her life

>>213443432
Absofuckinglutely, what kinda question is that, i don’t think you realise what the number you posted means

>>213442711
spbp

>>213442591
This, Swedish is an extremely complex language that only those with a high-iq can understand. Us midwits cannot compete with our Swedish masters so they grace us by meeting us down at our level.

>>213443432
only if they were Black guys.

>>213444250
> she will only be able to do this for more than enough time to build up a solid investment portfolio and/or accumulate a significant amount of cash savings to coast the rest of her life worry-free
Oh the horror, I'd readily swap her financial situation with mine to save this damsel.

>>213443432
>han hade tackat nej till 34 miljoner, ett år av att slicka röv och sen leva på avkastning resten av livet

Interesting. How can I get one of those nobel prizes?

>>213443432
id do it for free

>>213443432
$300k a month seems a little expensive, however I'd be willing to pay that much.

>>213442521 (OP)
This is a virtue-signalling circlejerk by Swedish sitzpissing boomers. Notice how almost 15% of all literature prizes were awarded to Swedish laureates, despite most of them never publishing their books in other languages and having a combined print run of around 1000 copies. But their fishing/sauna buddies from the commitee decided to award them out of old loyalty. Meanwhile, Haruki Murakami, Tolstoy, Remarque, and Salinger got a grand total of 0 prizes between the four of them, and there are hundreds of such names just from the 20th century alone.

>>213443171
Name?

>>213442521 (OP)
swedes are smart

>>213444250
>lifetime earnings of average pole is $1 million dollar
>15 years of schooling and 40 years of hard menial labour
>she makes that in 3 months
>pole thinks saying she has just a few prime years is anything but a cope
Holy fucking shit…

>>213444483
Perspective is a funny thing

>>213443171
who is that?