Lain edition

>>213446488 (OP)
early

monty zoomer and the arse techs

poo smells lmao

ok reposting cause only one guy jokingly called me gay but is my fit REALLY that gay

Please repy to this question >>213446417 i am really curious about this topic but chatgpt gives slop answers its not even attentionwhoring i wish someone else made that thread becs i want to see what other people come up with and what i described was my own answer

3.5 inch peperami

>>213446611
this post gave me AIDS

>>213446611
it's a bit freddie mercury
not that there's anything wrong with that but if you've got a big bushy moustache then you're one step away from being in the village people

Odd that woman have more genetic material but less genital (penis)

another sunday evening telling myself i will drink less, go the gym and get on the dating apps

Lads all this internet censorship and Digital ID stuff is freaking me out

leftypol preparing to cast a hex on rorke

are there any apps like cold turkey for iphone. something that blocks websites and you can’t uninstall it easily

need to lose 100lbs in 1 month

>>213446549
Yeah bro just wait til ur ankles deep cracking fine pawg country shyt and u hear the black dually f250 with lifted custom rims and smokestacks on top pull up in the driveway at 50mph blasting morgan wallen deep cuts and 3 of her brothers hop out with shotguns already in hand

>>213446611
It wouldn't look gay if you were fat/muscular but if ur a sissy thats like wearing a skirt

In summary ive dressed like this and nobody called me a fag

get in lads

4.5 inch bwc

>>213446661
i DO have a tache. should i shave it

bic lighter
mcdonalds chip

Leftypol on the ropes

>>213446611
Yeah but it wouldn't be so bad if you had blue jeans or shaved the moustache though

>>213446663
Self improvement is masturbation

You should do what you wanted to do as a kid like build a wood house inside your apartment

enjoying the beach

>>213446709
the only thing it will tackle his speech against immigration

>>213446709
Followed by an amnesty for anyone currently in the country illegally, just to make it simpler

>>213446709
Fuck this.

>>213446708
am i muscular enough that it looks straight

>>213446611
honestly yeah

>>213446676
>>213446668
>>213446663
https://www.bible.com/bible/1/JHN.1.KJV

>>213446726
zesty asl lips

if a woman offers her hand to you to hold hands while walking down the street, what do you do?

my cock is the length of a fun size peperami and half as thin

>>213446775
harvey keitel isnt gay doe u_u

Any good books out? Haven’t read much as I didn’t go to school. Don’t like super basic stuff. Currently reading American psycho. Didn’t like any dostoevsky I read. Found The Stranger a fun and easy read. Not sure where to go next and not interested in the Greek classics either

>>213446792
oh.. um... i don't knowwwww >.<

sigh~
it looms

haha alri lads keir starmer cant get me here

>>213446775
Mad how Scorsese originally wanted the pimp to be black

>>213446771
cute, you're still a shitsking mutt malaponte
don't think you're one of us

We live in totalitarian governments worse than any communist or authoritarian government that has ever existed in all of human history

>>213446814
i worked 60 hours last week :(

>>213446752
It's mad how you freaks think you're some kind of oppressed minority when you have the right wing press and half of Westminster on your side

They draw the line at torching hotels and you think that's unreasonable

down in alabama they call me the 12 inch BWC nigger pussy cummer inner

would you support the ID system if it meant actual deportation of 5 million wogs from UK?

Wee Algerian lad living in France thinks im someone named malaponte

>>213446841
?

>the BBC?! I’m Irish!
his basedest moment tbqh

>>213446814
you have nobody to blame but yourself

you should've tried harder in school so you dont have to toil

for whom the toil looms

>>213446811
the answer is you are not supposed to

>>213446709
why is this bad

Genuinely though what do we do about this digital ID scheme?

You think it's bad now, if this goes through we have totalitarianism worse than China.

i dated a black girl and her brother called her a bed wench. pretty sure he's an incel lol

>>213446861
ZOG marches on...

fartign

>>213446814
I've got a 9am call and the first 10 minutes is telling everyone what you did on the weekend

>>213446726
i'd shave it until it comes through a bit thicker but that's me
it looks alright no homo

>>213446792
I take her hand and try to act as nonchalant and mysterious as possible

>>213446861
not for me x

>>213446840
they freed paki murderers and rapists to make room for white protesters, people went to prison for months for facebook posts

It doesn't loom for me but it soon will...

>>213446840
the entirety of the “right wing press” was against the anti-immigration protests a couple of years ago

>>213446898
you failed the shit test

every black person I know absolutely loves anime
wonder why that is

I like the prospect of having sex with an AI girlfriend but I don't like the prospect of AI being used for nefarious purposes

>>213446807
no but the pimp looks gay af and so do you

white people want to move to Japan

>>213446848
No.

This is exactly the problem. Governments are selling this as a solution when it absolutely is not.

toil wants me to fly out again this month...

>>213446921
they are based

we already have a id system its called your national insurance number

bet some runts cant even recall theirs by heart

roadman has unlocked a new tier stay dangerous out there

>>213446488 (OP)
I love lain so much

arbeit macht frei
COOL

What do you do when you stop liking women?

I used to get crushes and butterflys in my tummy. Now I don't care for them at all (not gay, don't care for men either). Pretty sure my t levels are fine. I lift and still have muscles and facial hair and that.

bob marley's dad was white
mum got BWC piped
mad

>>213446913
There is no party or media source which opposes the British establishment

>>213446611
trend of skinny battymen wearing wife beaters gets on my nerves
you give off more 'butch dyke' vibes than anything else

>>213446891
And you've been out and about, yeah? You have lots of stories to tell, maybe something about your wife and kids haha x

Oh rock on, Rockall, you'll never fall
For Britain's greedy hands
Oh, you'll meet the same resistance
Like you did in many lands
May the seagulls rise and pluck your eyes
And the water crush your Shell
And the natural gas will burn your ass
And blow you all to hell

saw a tiktok where russians were asked which countries should be erased
most of them said india

>>213446914
Then I ************** her

the looms setting in for the toilfreaks is it?
hope you used your limited time out of your cages well, it's back to toiling away for noseberg in the morning!

>>213446891
say you went scuba diving off the great barrier reef but say it like chandler from friends so everyone knows you're joking

Hello

>>213446954
10 things ziedbelg doesn't want you to know
number 1:

>>213446955
Homeland?

The collective west is banning the internet for its citizens because people were criticizing israel and mass migration lol

>>213446946
bet you only can coz you use it to log into UC every day

>>213446709
you don't need a new digital id system to deport illegals. there are enough id systems in place already

Keith Woods

>>213446954
>white dadberg
>becomes a black supremacist

/pol/ told me mutts with white dads took after their fathers

>>213446989
Mi6 agents created that party

mumberg wants me to retrain to be a tradie
fuck that

>>213446947
Tiny explosive, fly it up to someone's neck, carotid artery go plop. Or, even smaller fly sized drone with a poison. Wouldn't even feel it or if they did, they'd think it was a mosquito bite

>>213446709
won't let you wank to british transgirls in peace ffs

>>213446950
the case is that they probably aren't into you and you don't like them out of spite
if one showed interest in you, you wouldn't turn away

>>213446969
maybe they're not so different from us after all

look at the time it's nearly past 8

it looms for the toilfreaks

>>213446969
Reckon if russia invaded india nobody would care

Yummy fried plantain

We love the Asian ladies, don't we folks?

>>213447014
Hes an antifa

>>213446947
walking the pet drone

>>213447017
hardly a black supremacist was he though, wokeoid

>>213446873
Why do you always defend digital ID?

Nazism niggas really thought that Atlantis existed and was populated by Aryans then when it sank migrated to the Himalayas and then migrated to northern europe

'icks' are just things you get taxxed for not being chad

>>213447018
>Mi6
that's the international spy agency
the domestic spy agency is mi5

Question for us older lads in our 30s and 40s: when did you get married? For me it was a few years ago haha, we're expecting a child soon
Also a question for the younger lads: how many birds did you shag in the last week? Must be around 10 or so, that's the usual x

>>213447023
Except some are...into me I mean. I've had sex, and while it's nice, I'm not prepared to give up my freedom of doing what I want, when I want for a girl who doesn't really do anything for me.

selling feet pics on facebook marketplace

>>213447049

>had the day off on Friday
>reading through teams messages in prep for tomorrow
>huge bug in the code that only I can fix
>my time to shine
>keep reading and toilberg used chat gpt to fix it by himself

oh my christ it is so OVER
He doesn't even know what an if else statement is
hopefully companies are slow as fuck to pick up AI just like how know microsoft word and excel was still impressive up to like 2010 or summat

unironically like my job and look forward to a monday morning

>>213447071
Heinrich himmler was not the nazi party

mad how the wef exists

>>213447079
Yeah mi5 created that party

just wanked to cartoons

>>213447121
Need em in dachau

>>213447090
sounds like you just haven't found the right woman

>>213447087

wanking to half naked Japanese girls

>>213447126
which ones

Am I mad or are these prices at Premier Inn Heathrow actually reasonable when it's like this much at my local food pub up Norf?

>>213447099
yeah we developers are boned, we're minced, we are toast

>>213447069
i like playing devil's advocate and making tech illiterate paranoid freaks squirm

>pictured: Leighton Mayo

havent done a poo in four days am i dying

It's a good deal tbf

>>213447022
why do you guys have so many good tgirls?

might do some ruining my life by doing absolutely nothing all day toil

those new spoons burgers are actually unreal
not cheap unfortunately

>>213447161
mental health award

>>213447148
materials of no name but which depict a scene between two adults who consent to being sexy

>>213447197

I need german gf!!!!!!!

GET THE FUCK OUT OF ENGLAND
GET THE FUCK OUT OF IRELAND
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, JEWS, GET THE FUCK OUT OF PALESTINE

If the internet gets shut down we are fucked.

The elites want us all completely ignorant so they can mass import our replacements and then use Digital ID to lock us out of society.

My head is spinning lads. We do not have much time before 4chan is banned.

unironically if you're not a nonce or whatever what do you REALLY have to fear with digital ID

you're insignificant, no one cares what porn you watch or what sites you visit as long as you're not a wrongun

>go to a carboot sale
>see muslims
>leave

>>213447150
That much for that kind of food is grim. Would rather just call out for a takeaway or buy meat and cheese from the local supermarket. Those are main course in actual real restaurant prices for baiscally reheated iceland food.

>>213447164
soapy finger up the bumhole lad get it out pronto

Was in a banf called the guillemots in the mid to late 2000s

went from seeing a few new movies each year to seeing maybe 1 new movie every few years

>>213446965
banger

>>213447164
drink lots of water and move around and exercise

>>213447255
post your letterboxd

>>213447150
14.5 pounds for a regular burger seems insane

>>213447222
There's a German tiktoker who used to say sach ich does or something like that. Silver hair, very pretty. Was pretty obsessed with her for a little while

such beauty is mind boggling

Did nothing all day today award

>10% of children in Reception (ages 4-5) are obese

not fat, OBESE.
OBESE 4 year olds.

>>213447268
https://letterboxd.com/fuchsiadyke/

>>213447222
I need one too to sit and fart on my face

>>213447188
ew

>>213447255
i heard tom cruise watches a new movie he hasn't seen every day

hurling obese 4 year olds around like shot put balls

>>213447268
nice try letterbox dev

How can such perfection exist?

in 20 years i'll be 58 grim grim grim

>>213447164
suck a coffee

>>213447283
overfed by obese parents
seen a few children fatties and it breaks my heart, they never stood a chance

>>213447330
desperate to fit in brownie

>>213447255
ktim
if you want to weep look at top ten annual lists from 20 odd years ago
you'd get at least a dozen good films every year
now? maybe 1 per 2-3 years

>>213447161
Think you're the illiterate one here if you don't recognise the scope of what the elites are planning.

Digital ID system with a linked social credit score to use any websites.
Walled garden internet with a whitelist of permitted sites.
Zero technological education other than how to use simplified phone interfaces.
Chinese style bans on using VPNs.
Potentially even prohibition of owning any electronic device other than a phone.

Presumably, you think you will be immune from this.

Ooo wee ooo

>>213447283
Perfect time to be a chubby chasing pedo

>et tu, Leighton Mayo?

Johnny Belinda - active child
tune

Inventing a new slang term: "ltim". Same as ktim except it uses the classic "lol"

>>213447268
https://boxd.it/18BgL

>>213447304
Alri that statue in Oslo

Jews are bad enough... the goyim? even worse.

>>213447410
prefer lyl myself

>>213447330
by today's standards fat elvis was normal. his face got puffy though, probably from prescription drugs

£15 for 3 fridge magnets seems a little too much me thinks

to gaze upon such otherworldly beauty can be... almost painful

I was born in a small village

Its hard to belive anything as evil as jews exist on earth
The shit with the GHF is next level brutality that has never been seen in history
Genesis Kahn would shudder in horror if he saw what israel is doing right now in Gaza

Might drink myself to death

rip lyl

>>213447410
just doesn't work I'm afraid

expiration on these beers says may 2025, but they are lagers and have been in the fridge so they're probably ok

Mad how I'm ethnically Chinese but nobody really cares

>Pokemon firered and ruby for £15 each when they easily go for £80-£100
should I tell the sellers

any no hope man in

>>213447462
How many of you guys are in the city? Are there any /brit/ poster in the countryside?

>>213447518
knee how

>>213447526
*raises paw*

>>213447522
Shes hot

>>213447462
worst metal gear villain and that's saying something

>>213447518
Ni hao

>>213447513
it's not an expiration date it's a best before date. they're fine

>>213447524
they worth that much? I've still got all mine

>>213447526
*raises claw*

>>213447467
>>213447526
ktimmers

rorke losing to hunter schafer in a willy measuring contest

>>213447546
你好嗎? 只係喺互聯網上發帖

>>213447522
so fit

>>213447522
Get the sulfuric acid thrown in his face

i'm willing to die for this shit

>>213447527
I suffer in suffolk

getting absolutely battered again and again on level 259 of royal kingdom
fucking IMPOSSIBLE

going to move to Italy to be with Italian gf
what about work, family says
well I can't get a fucking job here either lol so what's the difference

mad how poo pend moo deng gay porn bradley walsh rorke

>>213447526
never

>>213447574
they are yeah, older Pokemon games are incredibly expensive

>>213447526
*lowers jaw*

blacked by the mandem award

theres been one absolutely determined fruit fly in my living room for days
keep trying to swat the bastard but he's too nimble

>>213447522
somewhat telling that hunter is real and troonjak is not

>>213447620
s

>>213447526
getting there

>>213447618
in the near future over 50% of the population will have no job because of AI

>>213447518
one szechuan chicken and one special fried rice cheers geez

Me? Deep Green. Billions must die.

Clean Bandit - Solo (feat. Demi Lovato) [Official Video]

>>213447585
rorke releasing a bead of cowpers fluid despite losing

i'm in vr

>>213447588
somebody stop this man he's performing a satanic ritual

Hunting is such a barbaric horrible activity, no civilized man should ever partake in such primal acts

might binge some vintage spoonyone

>>213447705
Hitler agreed

cut my own hair cos i hate going to the barbers award

We're in London aren't we.

>>213447679
I actually do work in a canton restaurant lol
Babas just finishing up last orders of the night so waiting to go out and deliver

>>213447685

He looks very high testosterone for a jew.
Most jews look like sissy boys. He looks rather manly.

>>213447653
once had a mental infestation of fruit flies in my kitchen
found out how to make a fruit fly trap using apple cider vinegar to attract them to a bottle and a paper funnel that lets them in but not out
must've caught 50 of the buggers

>>213447623
might even have my Gameboy ones
don't fancy selling them though tb h

>>213447720
just made a bradley face when looking at this

>>213447720
nah ain't no way

>>213447731
This is what his wife looks like on the left

>>213447721
cor bit to the right if you would

>>213447721
Blondie looks fit

>>213447678
>>in the near future
it's right now nigga

>>213447731
listen to him on a podcast he has Dangerous Man energy

>>213447720
huge if true

>day 4 out of 5 of the cans

Lads, I don't think I can do it
I've had 30 cans in the past 3 days
30 cans of 500ml Magners cider

>>213447518
why do a lot of restaurants have their kids take orders instead of hiring part timers? is it cheaper?

>>213447774
>Dangerous Man
what's that

rorke dotting his x's and crossing his o's

>>213447722
dadberg just sent me a message for his order
he said 'tell that chinky fella that i want sausage, beans and chips'

>>213447721

>>213447770
not really 50% though is it
I reckon we'll get there soon for entry level jobs though
youth unemployment will moon

taking solace in the fact that when the biomass takes over, leftymongs will end up necklaced by a mob at the behest of their witch doctor
and when the petrol is being poured into the tyre they still won't admit they were wrong

>>213447781
No idea
I was lying about the whole thing
Sorry for wasting your time

>>213447770
and yet government still want millions of extra people added to our populations every year. very bizarre

>>213447784
a man who would easily have you killed

>>213447721
I feel there is always sexual tension on the lizzy line

fondling me bawbag like a wee ned

>>213447779
what so like 9 pints a night
it's a lot but it's not like mental

>>213447721
i'm in this image

/v/ was complaining about how much a 3DS is now, I looked at it on amazon, shit is like £400.

It used to be way cheaper like £150 only a year ago good thing I got mine.

>>213447843
mind if i join in? *starts fondling your ballbag*

>>213447779
fucking hell canslad

any graying in their 20s man in

>>213447855
lots of collectors bumping up prices

>>213447731
he was in the special forces after all

>>213447847
true but you do need a day off now and then to let your insides recover

>>213447855
just get a used one in some second hand shop

>>213447847
I don't know if I can go another 10 cans tonight, lad

>>213447877
I know, lad. You'd think I'd be able to handle more

>>213447886
That was what day 6 was for

I'm prepping for my annual two week break from the toil where I binge every night, you see

https://x.com/Kaizerrev/status/1951529170086875307

>>213447855

>>213447827
He has dark vibes. I saw a video of him from the 70s. Even as a young man he already had a psycho aura. There was a dark intensity in his eyes.

heard apparently david attenborough is a wrongun not far off saville tier and the exposé thats going to drop when he dies is going to be nuclear

>>213447886
yeah

pack it in for a day or two tinsman

it's hard to be intimidated by a man with a little circumcised willy

If I had 9 big ciders it would give me diabetes instantly and I'd hardly catch a buzz

>>213447919
nah, lies

>>213447919
imo he's earned the right to shag a few dolphins

handhelds peaked with the advance SP
3DS is gay im afraid

there seems to be a mistake. I planned on being a vibe coder eating diverse cuisines for the cause!

>>213447879
no
(because it started when I was 14)
I dye though
Clairol gets rid of all the greys

>>213447850
Show us your tits!

>>213447944
You've never even seen a cider in your fucking life Brad

>>213447919
well he did literally used to be mates with saville

>>213447938
that's why the arabs keep beating those rape cases

>>213447919
that's probs all bs though we was bbc commissioner back in the day so probs oversaw some shit and that might come out
apparently david jason is going to be in posthumous hot water but idk if that's nonce or just rapey

grey hair is in why are you dyeing your hair gaylords
silver fox and that

>>213447882
oh....

>>213447919
gonna say this is lies cos I love his docus

I could go on a mad one and get the big big chips and get a half pound burger with bacon and cheese and ketchup

Fucking Hell lads, that's an idea

rorke you're a menace

fucking hate bastard cunt toil so much

>>213448033
they get tiresome with the HUMANS ARE A DISEASE UPON THIS PLANET shit

>>213447919
Man was head of the BBC he at least was involved in not going after known nonces in the organisation

>>213448046
what's stopping you?

I'm actually very handsome I've had multiple people tell me

>>213448078
>>213448078
>>213448078
>>213448078
>>213448078

>>213448086
ktim

>>213448061
yeah but I still love the funny little creatures innit

>>213448073
the fact I'm in absolute bits rom drinking 30 cans over the past 3 days, lad

>>213448086
Did they let you shag them
Proof of the pudding's in the eating lad

>>213448033
seperate the art from the artist hun x

>>213448022
im 30 and got grey streaks ffs

>>213448022
don't want to shag 75 year olds xx

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