>>213459186 (OP)
Shit, the bongs really are gone aren't they?

a pale man walking with a cane took them all away. i saw it happen last thread

>>213459186 (OP)
>>213459269
Can I move to Canada

Canada <3

bored, sleep pattern is fucked, going bed soon. does /brit/ ever post tunes?

>>213459277
yes americans would be nice actually

Quite frankly guy got fired for espousing fascist views on Jubilees new viral program 1 ____ vs 20 _____s on the Google owned website YouTube.com

>>213459302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I
can't go wrong with a classic

Me when Emma Watson walks in the door.

Quite frankly guy shouldn't have been fired from his job for that. That's enraging. They really like spitting on you while you're down, neurotypical folk do.

>>213459347
that sort of dickhead is outdated, peaked during the 2000's

>>213459390
i'm not letting go

>>213459396
the deano song is more of our time

just going to say it, i hate niggers.

>>213459380
>act like a sperg
>face consequences
if only there was a way he could have avoided that.

>>213459402
i don't identify with deanos
we have our own brand of deanos, the "french dreamers" we call them
but these dickheads are generational beyond borders
my generation...

>>213459419

>>213459419
careful mr janny who likes to banny may be lurking

>>213459419
there's good ones

>>213459427
What if he is a sperg though? He was just, in a fat way, expressing the way he really thinks about the world. He was annoying and fat and closeted, but nothing he said was lose your living worthy. Maybe he's from a rich family, that would be different. Rich family and was trying to get fired, that would be a headline.

>>213459419
very good post

>>213459438
didnt know there were french deanos,. do they also finance expensive cars and have millennial grey interiors in their new build houses?

https://youtu.be/j5t5ecAeOW8?si=9N9olt2hl9sMOxtF

wish spotifyberg would stop removing some of my favourite songs

>>213459277
Fuck off we're full except for the 5 straight hours of fucking nothing surrounding edmonton

>>213459496
real world has consequences, everyone want to be a victim these days. sybau

how can i view leaf OPs without removing leafs from my filter list

>>213459514
i keep meaning to cancel my spotify, the algorithm it useless, going to use soulseek

>>213459302
I try bleepposting but they just pretend I don't exist.

Here's one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfjAmK1aRjI

>>213459500
yea, they do :/

hitler was right

>>213459595
sometimes
still was an austrian artist faggot

foch was right, for the right reasons

told the proto-gf her skin was soft and creamy and she acted creeped out but i know she loved it

don't want to be mean today
don't have the strength to hate

>>213459542
nice

>>213459667
"your skin is soft and creamy, can i wear it?"
ffs

Alright I'm seeing comments that quite frankly guy was actually fired months before the jubilee segment aired, if he got fired after it it was from a job he'd just started, and he's also only 24. He'll be fine. Probably radicalized even more actually.

>>213459700
she did mention buffalo bill yeah

how long until short cute bois start getting mistaken for FtM trannys?

Need my nose betwixt Emma Watson’s bum cheeks.

Wonder what would have happened if Hitler got a Chinese wife instead of Eva.

>>213459710
should have brought lotion
when you mean to cut down a tree, sharpen your axe

>>213459750
nothing, the man was a homo

>>213459765
But she'd be Chinese and there'd be little what's his name's. What's that guy's name with the Lexus, everyone knows who I'm talking about. There'd be a little family of those guys running around him all the time, no time for politics and ww2. He would've been happier. That's what he needed in his life.

Little Elliot Rodger Hitlers

>>213459419

>have to leave for toil at 7.30pm
>been trying to sleep since 1.30am
>still awake
>just going to stay awake all day and hope toilberg doesn't ask me to do anything hard

it's going to be fucking horrible

the chinese... they know what's what
unburdened by "human rights"

wrote a few posts but deleted them, have a +1 to the poo count

>>213459895
i hate when that happens. what time do you get off?

>>213459895
Fuck it off and call a sickie.

>>213460017
this, claim mental elves

>>213459976
5pm of course
>>213460017
I'm too expendable to piss off toilberg desu
I haven't passed my probationary period yet
he can get rid of me at the drop of a hat

I found w faps so I had to and all my gut pain went away

>>213459696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYrPqMmIqZk

>go on instagram
>indians
>go on twitter
>indians
>go on youtube
>indians
>go outside to touch grass
>indians

talking to myself out loud in a growly voice again

>>213460062
https://youtu.be/2N1Vl6W_qtM?si=1qpyVd5ZK1LxJCgP

getting ready for bedtime now

I will not accept a life I do not deserve

>>213460042
it will be awful but you can do it and it will feel so good when you go to bed later this evening

>>213460144
thanks lad

Genuinely, seriously, unironically need to learn French and move to Quebec

>>213460202
tabernac

Nostalgia is raping me to death

>>213460202
"why"?
/fr/ will help you, we've helped some lads

>>213460202
Mon tabarnak this gros con est je me fais la head

>>213460226
shart au marché

>>213460267
Oooh vivez mieux

why do bums suddenly appear
every time
you are queer

Business idea: USA but all the women speak french and are sexy and 95% of the land is covered with snowy forests

>>213460267
>>213460274
mon travail est fait

Cigarettes today are just brown paper that’s sprayed with tobacco flavor, nicotine, rat poison and a few carcinogens. I wasn’t old enough to smoke in 1990s but I remember them smelling differently than they do today.

Beautiful evil quebecois women

would you be a bumboy for an old billionaire who can give you everything you want and is guaranteed to die within 10 years and leave you a big inheritance?

>>213460300
Actually I'm thinning out a bit, quit eating breakfast, haven't been drinking. Far from the 170lbs of 2012, I'll tell you that much.

Thinking about Emma Watson’s gash.

What kind of pussy do you think Emma Watson has? Innie? Butterfly flaps? Something in between?

>>213460340
10 years is a lot of bummings for an amateur

>>213460340
That's a decade of you getting raped though

emma stone's arse is nicer

been weeing loads the last few days

In Quebec, you can live in a place like this but everyone is white, thin, worldly, and good looking. The last large EVROPAN enclave in North America....

>>213460450
so is toil and it lasts even longer and pays less

got i hate lamb, why are we slaughtering little baby sheep for something that doesn't even taste good?

might buy a magnifying glass and a deerstalker and go around solving scooby doo mysteries

>Johanna Baxter MP, chair of the All Party Parliamentary Group on Cats
WHY is that a thing
WHY do we have a parliamentry group on cats
What are we paying these cunts 92k/year for?

Fuck me

>>213460624
That’s the entire economy of New Zealand you’re bad mouthing

>>213460624
you've never had a lamb curry then

Vietnamese food is going to take over Britain imminently
Invest in Viet food stocks

>>213459419
based fellow racism enjoyer

>>213460715
that's a sandwich mate

Gn Brit

I am naturally a Nordic — a chalk-white, bulky Teuton of the Scandinavian or North-German forests — a Viking berserk killer — a predatory rover of Hengist and Horsa — a conqueror of Celts and mongrels and founders of Empires — a son of the thunders and the arctic winds, and brother to the frosts and the auroras — a drinker of foemen's blood from new picked skulls — a friend of the mountain buzzards and feeder of seacoast vultures — a blond beast of eternal snows and frozen oceans — a prayer to Odin and Thor and Woden and Alfadur, the raucous shouter of Niffelheim — a comrade of the wolves.... a rider of nightmares

I may have gone too far in a few places

>>213460771
thank you chatgpt. very cool

this tweet just got age gated on my twitter

Pretty sure dadfreak is wfh today

>>213460703
only tastes nice because it's drowned in spices, same as any other brown people dish

G.P Lovecraft

accidentally smashed my favourite beer glass today, i think that's the universe telling me i should quit drinking

wish i was still unmedicated an insane

i rather enjoy being medicated

smell like an onion

>>213460965
stop doing that men are meant to smell good

catberg is giving me that look again

nice and clean so i am

catberg is licking me all over so im nove and clean

might kill myself

>>213461145
ktim

omds another fucking week of this shit

>>213461145
but not today

Genuinely though what do we do if 4chan is banned

>>213461218
walk up to the closet person of non-European descent and brutally rape and dismember them

pulled my willy out and did a big spaff over an internet video of some people having sex

>>213461189
ktim every monday for the next 40 years

>>213461218
what did you guys do back in april when teenage retards hacked the site

going to get up soon and start toiling

>>213461218
isn't there a whole process that has to be gone through before it gets to the stage where isp's will be directed to block it? by that time something will have been figured out, if it even ever gets that far in the first place

>>213461263
I ghostposted and went on other chans

A council is to hand out more air fryers to pensioners to help them reduce their household bills.

Last winter North Lincolnshire Council distributed 8,000 appliances, including 6,000 energy-saving cooking devices.

A Freedom of Information request by a member of the public revealed the council spent more than £650,000 on the scheme.

It was paid for from a £2.3m grant from the government's Household Support Fund.

According to the Local Democracy Reporting Service, details of this year's scheme were discussed at a council meeting.

Council leader Rob Waltham said the project had "proved hugely popular".

>>213461263
I played vidya and browsed other chans

>>213461305
That seems sensible. Thank you /brit/ reporter.

gf just sent me this

>>213461218
buy a vpn

>>213461283
>>213461351
What are these so called other chans?

>>213461305
wholesome. also looks like they gave them out to low income families

posting daintily from a vr environment

WHY am I so attracted to this woman?
Am I fucked in the head?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwsIIApjvbc&ab_channel=vanillamacevods

any severely unhappy and longing for death man in

I'm in a movie theater (theatre)... I love Facebook!

Rorke?

>>213460504
Not a real Emma.

>>213461460
no
I enjoy life and living

>>213461458
She looks like a lesbian m8

>>213461458
you need to cleanse your palette with some gay porn

>>213461460
No mate, it's just you

>>213461475
no you don't be quiet

>>213461365
Wizchan

>>213461489

>>213461363
I have never been with an attractive female in my entire life

All I need now is iPad3, THEN I can read newspapers in my VR theatre and smoke poiiiiipe tobacco haha

Never understood the blacked fetish, me. It looks ugly, and the women that have sex with black men are prone to having lots of diseases and fairly labeled as unsuitable for marriage. You must have completely given up on life to watch that genre of porn.

new job, no mates, no gf

Proudly brought to you by HUBLOT

Not allowed to watch the porn anymore

British men of this general, do YOU own a VPN?

mad how basketball was created by the ymca

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>>213461556
I don't think the OSA allows it

So we will press on with developing clear, compelling and consistent UK offers, tailored to their needs and our strengths, spanning trade, development, defence, cyber security, technology, climate change and environmental protection. Because we know that in the coming decades there will be economic shocks, and climate change will have its baleful effects, and countries will want technology, finance and access to markets to support their development.

i hate how fast food drive throughs dont show the full menu.

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

gf just sent me this https://files.catbox.moe/iosz51.jpg

>fast food drive throughs
what year is it

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

>>213461630
twenny twenny free or sommin me fink

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

Fąřŧ pøō

Isn't Belgium getting rekt by Moroccan drug gangs right now? Why is he picking on us?

had a dream I was watching a porno. even in my sex dreams I don't have sex

>>213461692
shut up and go suck a bbc already

>>213461628
virus

Am I wrong to think this is a bit... mental?

just deleted system32. i cant believe they got me again

Just saw this in outer/int/

>>213461757
should have left it there

>>213461737
condoms for thee but not for me

how come the mcdonalds near me hires every year 11 girl and puts them all front of house at the same time . genuinely think it might be the new epstein island

>>213461663
innovative and groundbreaking post

The scary thing about the mass migration problem is that none of the harbingers of European decline (Spengler, Nietzsche, Hitler) predicted this.

literally went to an even that's about men and women having sex you either come as a couple or you come to pair up
me and like idk maybe 5 other guys dind't get with anyone literally everyone else did (hundreds) even the obviously gay guys (who also kissed guys) kissed many girls
literally nothing
had nothing
i hit on girls and was utterly invisible
utterly pathetic piece of shit
why do i even exist

>>213461807
met a goyman today and he was such an emaciated soychugging smug nietzche’s last man, you know the type. mad how badly we mindbroke them

>>213461737
honestly thought this was was fake because it's so on the nose but wtf it's real. i can understand why they'd want to encourage the vaccine if it really does help reduce healthcare costs. white gays will take it but immigrant closeted gays won't

nth for the gyaldem

>>213461818
what event lad i want to give it a go

>>213461810
business is solely focused on making profit that they can't afford to give a fuck. it's like george clooney says in up in the air. they stereotype 'because its faster' so if getting flustered in front of a pretty teenager makes builders more likely to spend £15 on the their lunch break then that's the way it has to be . the fact that the manager also gets to grope their arse when they enter and leave his office for supervision is just necessary evil

going to get stormy today

>>213461784
representing the 4chan /brit/ party, i presume

So what's the best political party in the British nationalist movement?

Homeland? Patriotic Alternative? Some other party? I'm sick of being a spectator

>>213461845
you reminded me there’s a full grown british man who goes around calling himself stormzy and larping as a Foundational Black American omdzzz

>>213461737
Monkeypox and gonorrhea are battymong diseases now, got it

>>213461861
there are only two heuristics you should ever consider when voting:
>1. who will make me wealthier?
>2. who will damage the interests of the people who hate me?

Mwad that we're not allowed to wank to peng latinas

cum retention among british boys must be insane after the ban. brace yourself for grindr tourism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yxep-gS-Btg

>>213461923
grindr has the verification too

>>213461945
Christ. Lads are going to start exploding

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxXLPBMst4Y

>>213461945
Evil fucking country

bring back telephone booths and those adverts cards for prostitutes and phone sex ladies

>>213461757
i always heard you shouldn't kiss a prostitute

gen z bob and a mini
gen z bob and a mini

Lol

*ahem
a-alri lads
*steps off podium

>>213462019
it's not halloween lad you are mistaken

Drake is the worst musician of all time

>>213462013
The kissing in JAV is the best bit, you'd be mad not to smooch one

>>213462019
this is lifefuel for me, i love seeing how miserable life is for the average normgroid

>>213462083
Where's the lie?

>>213462083
finally someone in america has a brain. good message

>>213462099
first bit

>>213462019
I find it fascinating when women refer to it as "the baby"

I want to say that childbirth is this mystical thing and the connection is deeper than we can even imagine but they seem to talk about their newborn child like it's a dog or something. It's like this weird gremlin from another dimension that showed up one day and becomes a person eventually.

>>213462113
Is it aye

I'm not a paedophile

>>213462162
Umm

please not another 5 days of this

>>213462162
exactly what a nonce would say

>>213459419
*starts cheering wildly*

my shed almost entirely collapsed no idea what's holding it up at this point. don't know what I'm gonna do when it finally falls

Gays weird me out not being rude or nothing

got the day off toil so shall be making the most of it
*jumps into bed, boots up character.ai and starts wanking myself silly over ai-generated smut*

>>213459186 (OP)

anime girl assholes

>>213462231
is that chatbots or what

Anyone know what the punishment for this would be? Points, go to court etc thanks

>>213462252
pretty much, yeah

>>213462253
sentenced to Maisie Williams twisting your bollocks off

>>213462267
Ok but seriously

>>213462253
0 points if police don't care
if they do it's 3 points for driving without due care and attention or 6 for dangerous driving

>>213462267
remember when she killed the ice king

>>213462232
At first glance this photo looked like a white girl getting fucked by a BBC

just reminded brits literally legally have to sing "god save the king" and shit hahah
"long may he reign over us", "our noble king" cuck shit

>>213461363
she looks like she has an onlyfans

>>213462253
didn’t really do anything wrong

>>213462279
He's your King too

>>213462267
still pmo waited 8 seasons to see 1/4 of her arse crack

>>213462275
Well which one is it. Dangerous driving or without due care? Surely it can only be one

>>213462304
it's arbitrary. how good is his lawyer?

>>213462279
abo or chink?

>>213462265
Considered getting into that but I'm worried I wouldn't ever recover from it. I'd just settle and spend my life chatting to a robo GF instead of ever striving to get a real one. It's scary stuff

we are cooked

>>>/e/2942899
>>>/e/2942899
>>>/e/2942899
new

>>213462279
I'm not sure that's true man. Maybe if you're in the army? I'm not sure. I've never sung that shit in my life desu

going to go visit dartmoor today
anyone want owt?

>>213462309
It goes to court?

>blood pressure spikes

we're all in here
>>>/po/547093
>>>/po/547093
>>>/po/547093

>>213462285
driving like a cunt, 3 points

Reading about these cat torture videos :(
How can people be so cruel

>>213462232
same hands

the middle class is a historical anomaly and has to cease to exist

there should only be the working poor and the billionaires

>>213462278
>
>

>>213462377
Alri kier

toilberg is off today so that means i'm doing fuck all this monday

>>213462267
dont threaten me with a good time

>>213462377
I'd like to be reassigned to the billionaire class in that case please

>>213462365
i mean it doesn’t excuse it but if you get undertaken it means you are in the wrong lane. he weaves from lane 1 all the way to lane 4 if people were in the correct lanes that wouldn’t happen.

On the cans

>>213462363
>>>/po/547104
>.pdf (5.49 MB, PDF)

being addicted to something is good in a way because it makes everything else not matter

>>213462431
I’m addicted to making money

Stercobilin is a tetrapyrrolic bile pigment and is one end-product of heme catabolism. It is the chemical responsible for the brown colour of human faeces and was originally isolated from faeces in 1932. Stercobilin (and related urobilin) can be used as a marker for biochemical identification of faecal pollution levels in rivers.

house niggas

>>213462474
imagine being a poo scientist

>>213462474
Was just saying this down at the pub.

>>213461784
I've noticed that loads of Welsh and Scottish separatists are disabled, or that lots of disabled Welsh and Scottish people are separatists. Funny how the people most dependent on the nation state want to divide up the nation state in the name of independence.

>>213462474

>>213462484
imagine NOT being a poo scientist

Do Asians need surgery to look like this? Like a cut scene Final Fantasy character. Perfection

>>213462403
Mate, it's quarter to 9 in the morning....
VB LONG NECKS AT 8 O CLOCK IN THE FACKIN MORNING!

>>213462251
Made for big futanari cock

Know fuck all about medicine but I know how to pack a wound, applying tourniquets, CPR, about the arteries in the body etc. I just like reading about it because I feel as though it has real value. Also I have decent anatomical knowledge because I pursued art for a time too. I find it easy to keep a calm head in stressful situations so I feel like I'd be a decent person to get injured around.

All of which, useless since I never leave the house.

im addicted to SPANK from GTA3

Bit wet and windy out today lads eh?
Stormy even.
Yet, I remain indoors, where it is dry, you see

>>213462572
ltim

how are you still posting in this antisemitic islamophobic racist hacker site?

PROTECT YA FUCKIN NECK

an inch in your mum

your dad's an inch in you

do you move back or forward. these are your only two options.

getting raped

old godzilla was hoppin' around
tokyo city like a big playground

how do I be natural

>>213462605
Wish I had a big strong lady who would put me in my place by raping me x

>>213462586
No idea honestly, it's still here for some reason

>>213461737
It's hard to keep the lid on just how feral gays are because they're so brazen about it
So occasionally the veil will slip and you'll get a story like this in the media despite the "they're just like us" narrative that's pushed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhAcanLoJZY

>>213462474
that's what yanks put in chocolate

>>213462369
this kind of stuff genuinely keeps me up at night, thinking about all the unimaginable cruelty going on in the world

we never did hear much more about the ol' monkeypox after all those cases in young boys and dog anuses started popping up

funny old thing that

Remembering the time I forgot to lock the dunny door on the airplane and some poor chinese bloke walked in on me mid-wipe

>>213462813
The gay community got vaccinated and it basically went away.

>>213462845
this happened to me except i was a kid and got diarrhoea from the airplane food and there was turbulence so the flight attendant opened the door and then promptly closed it

>>213462642
https://files.catbox.moe/eq1q1s.mp4

>>213462877
sir child harmer

normies are fucking retarded

>there's turbulance so I need to open this locked toilet door I'M COMING IN

frankly I don't know enough about airlines to say whether or not this is odd

>>213459186 (OP)
>/brit/

/totalitarian shithole/*

fixed

nearly let my jamaican accent out at toil today
would've been disastrous for all involved

>>213462928
Reddit is just bots

>>213462377
Big jewish energy

LONG LIVE THE GREAT PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF CHINA LONG LIVE MAO ZEDONG THOUGHT DEATH TO THE RUNNING DOGS OF IMPERIALISM

>>213462928
funny how most of them went from not caring about Epstein at all and the weird shit surrounding him to it being their number 1 priority now

Insane how evil the civil service is.

Malevolent midwits and liberal untermenschen.

>>213462360
If it's during working hours then you check it. If it's outside working hours then ignore it. Simple as.

the sock and shoe
>>213462961
>>213462961
>>213462961

>>213462936
Coming from your flag. Lmao.

leftypol supporting just about everything the wef shills

>>213462642
It's not fair lad

pepperomni is so good
its 3 am and i had almost everything im gonna eat today (a 300 cal packet of broccoli cheese falvored crackers and i committed to a whole stick of pepperoni today 910 calories i ate over half already)

>>213462971
funny how it's the opposite for magatards lmao