>>213461888 (OP)
Why do Americans dress like children?

>>213461888 (OP)
Embryos aren't frozen

>>213461896
They’re just normal clothes. How would you expect a man and woman of his and her size to dress?

>>213461909
They’re posing for a photo and they had an important event in their lives. Wear something decent instead of a shitty live, laugh, love t shirt so your children don’t remember you as a tasteless ogre.

>>213461896
>being comfy everywhere you go is... LE BAD!

Why are Euros such tightwads?

>>213461933
We're a more casual society. Less uptight than you retards.

>>213461888 (OP)
I was born prematured

>>213461896
those parents are the average midwest dwelling hick trash who own nothing but walmart clothes

>>213461888 (OP)
>30-year-old baby
*just over 1-week-old baby
Life does not begin at conception.

>>213461896
>We don't do that in Germony!!!!

>>213461943
Nice bait

>>213461909
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>>213462292
Literal peasants mogged us

>>213461888 (OP)
That's gotta be harsh growing up. Realising you could've been born in the 90s and had a way better childhood.

>>213461888 (OP)
This guy got completely scammed out of a decent life. Imagine if he was born back in 1994, he would have lived a semi-decent adolescence before the profileration of internet addiction, jewpills and late stage feminism, he would have had friends, found a girlfriend and gone on adventures before settling down and raising a family. Instead now he is gonna be an alphoomer lgtbxcf2sswi raised on microplastics and anti-depressants

>>213461888 (OP)
This guy doesn't look like he's over 40, was this embryo really created out of his sperm?

>>213462643
hes just relieved that hes doesnt have to be a millennial faggot

>>213462673
We as humans would have been better not knowing any of these things

>>213462673
you act like he was going to be born in 1964 lol millennials dont have any of that they were the first internet addicted consoomers who own nothing

>>213462676
>Thaddeus Daniel Pierce was born via adopted-IVF on July 26 to parents Lindsey, 34, and Tim Pierce, 35, from London, Oh., who said the fertilized embryo was first frozen in May 1994, MIT Technology Review reported.

It was another woman's embryo. But it was presumably fertilized with his sperm?

>>213461888 (OP)
>30 years in Cryostasis award

>>213462761
>It was another woman's embryo. But it was presumably fertilized with his sperm?
Ehy do white people love complicating things so much...why they cannot just put the penis into vagina like every other group of humans in the world?

>>213462791
Zogged-up techno-gynocracy

>>213462643
you don't experience the 90s if you're born in them you dump ass

>>213462833
Anon never said otherwise

>>213462761
Nope, it was a frozen embryo, i.e. already fertilized.

Apparently they're some sort of soylennial christians who thought it would be both cool heckin' science and pro-life to adopt the oldest embryo they could find.

>>213462761

>London, OH

Why are Americans so uninnovative when it comes to naming places?

>>213462908
sir you are indian

>>213462916
At least India has cool and original placenames like Allahabad.

>>213462908
Our states are as large as European countries, often larger. At some point you run out of creative names to give to otherwise-unremarkable farming community #10,000

>>213462908
I would rather live in Mexico, Maine than Visakhapatnam or Tiruchirappalli

>>213462973
You're literally the color of poo

>>213462984
>At some point you run out of creative names to give to otherwise-unremarkable farming community #10,000
Idk, Europeans never ran out of ideas to name places in Europe somehow

>>213462761
>>213462863
It's very common amongst certain groups of people to "birth" frozen embryos, because they think destroying them is the same as abortion -> killing babies because the egg is fertilized.

>>213463028
There's some random village in Norfolk called California

>>213463120
Please for the love of G-d just bring back penis in vagina

>>213462673
i was born in the early 90's. if you're an introvert you'll occasionally play outside but still spend most time playing with lego and watching tv, except it's analog so you get what is currently airing, and raging at a shitty internet connection on windows 98 that can't even run runescape. the day that brick got updated to xp changed my life

>>213463028
there's a village in the US named Antwerp lel, was surprised to learn that. and new york was originally named new amsterdam. i guess the european settlers are partially to blame you get these unoriginal city names in the US

>>213461888 (OP)
he's going to be posting here in around 16 years