HUAMNUH NUH EDISH

>>213464712 (OP)
SCOOTINGF

We gonna probe your anus Alistair

literally went to an even that's about men and women having sex you either come as a couple or you come to pair up
me and like idk maybe 5 other guys dind't get with anyone literally everyone else did (hundreds) even the obviously gay guys (who also kissed guys) kissed many girls
literally nothing
had nothing
i hit on girls and was utterly invisible
utterly pathetic piece of shit
why do i even exist

Might go to Japan til I run out of money then kms

tnaiw

Right, so this edish...

My guess is that anal sex with a man smells very bad, but gays are sexually attracted to the stench of literal shit

No anal sex for me. I'm not gay.

>>213464712 (OP)
literally why so ugly sheesh

Got the cricket on

>>213464733
that's my plan if things go wrong again

Might start doing hacky sack like American teenagers in 90s/00s media

>>213464777
me on the left

>>213464720
'Avin a fag

depends really

ill hacky your sack bong

>>213464742
mad that poofs would be all over me like flies on shit if I walked my smelly arse through a pride parade

>>213464777
Seethe vs Cope

anyone know if you can still get psilocybin spores in the uk for research purposes

>>213464791
Um

>>213464786
What kind do you smoke? I smoke Marlboro

>>213464791
LMAO

>>213464817
camel lights for me

>>213464732
lift

>>213464799
I know if you can still get psilocybin spores in the uk for research purposes

>>213464817
Dunno i found it on the ground

Can't sleep

>>213464732
you can't show up as a virgin to an orgy lad they'll smell it on you get a prozzer down you first

>>213464817
each cigarette takes 8 minutes off your lifespan, gain a clue

Thinking about SummerSlam 1999 when Mankind defeated Stone Cold Steve Austin and Triple H for the WWF Championship

any man in?

>>213464855
Men do not post here

>>213464791
lmao

>>213464850
each post here takes 20 seconds of your lifespan, get a clue

cleaning the fanny sludge out of my fanny

>>213464848
didn't even get to the kissing phase let alone the sex phase

>>213464838
Why's he got a patch of grass in his kitchen

https://youtu.be/8ex38L8xtNI?si=tu_kDN6uEOk470U6

>>213464869
normal people just scroll tiktok or look out of the window, get another clue

smoking 9999999999999999999999999


999999999999 cigarettes

how i think i look when i wake up with a hangover and drink coffee

Just gained a whole lot of clues by reading the posts above.

bet your willard smells bad after an arse shag too, willy poo the poo smellin willy

when are we going to talk about the estrogen in the tap water CAUSED by women taking the pill?

dj khalid is palestinian

>>213464901
it's impossible to gain more than one clue per day

>>213464916
another one

did a vantablack poo earlier

corrr, deliveroo man just been

Need you all to have a little grow up

>>213464950
literally howling at this

dj khalestein

>>213464966
good post

>Woman, 31, who mugged her pensioner partner in broad daylight before threatening to 'knock the jaw off' a good Samaritan is jailed
>Woman

>>213464983
this is what the transphobes were warning us about

142 days until Christmas

>>213464983
Christ almighty

>>213464993
Cor cant wait

>>213464993
This year I WILL do my shopping early

>>213464962
you first

runt

hope we get some snow this year

>>213464993
vgh

Going to start up my cyberpunk playthrough again. Stopped playing when they announced the patch you see

>>213465031
Snow is a Jan/Feb thing

>>213464993
HYPEEEEE

>>213465008
It starts today. Listen to people. Listen to what they say. Dissect their words and extract their desires. Then purchase the perfect gift. Bosh.

Refugees dislike snow so this year it will be banned.

>>213464906
depends on the bumhole

newsberg trying to convince me we're having another heatwave soon

Get the biomass breasts sucked on

>>213465080
would love another one. pints in the sun, birds wearing less, lovely jubbly.

>>213465035
can't get into this game

too many side quests, objectives etc

Insane how evil the civil service is.

Malevolent midwits and liberal untermenschen.

Shove migrants in their homes.

the trials and tribulations of my life would break a lesser man
and have destroyed me, a grotesque slug

>>213465102
wonder which race has the best tasting breast milk

>>213465136
cambodians

Had quite a few 'vegas bombs' with redbvll in it will be up for some time

>>213465128
What have they done to you lad

time for a runny poo

>>213465075
I think I'm going to stick with fannies

>>213465150
What happens in Vegas STAYS in Vegas though.

>>213465160
he is literally me

Yep, that’s a big poo

every time i go out with my filipino wife all the young people keep shouting squid game at us

>>213465143
i'd say rural scandinavian for some reason

is rorke in? Man needs to arsk him something

found a /brit/ user on reddit

Leftypol pleased as punch

>>213465167
also depends on the fanny tbf

Guh huh? Autumn already?
*gets comfy*

>>213465187
not really fond of darkies if that matters. send em back

>>213465205
this is the paragon of society according to leftypol
he can do NO wrong

Labour politicos are the definition of the underman. Brainless party loyalists with no ability or character. The Labour Party hasn't possessed any men of any talent whatsoever since Mosley.

wait why is an std vaccine bad?

>>213465180

The new pornography taskforce will propose legislation this autumn aimed at banning a type of “barely legal” content produced by the porn star Bonnie Blue, the Guardian has learned.

The proposed action by the independent pornography taskforce, launched last month by the Conservative peer Gabby Bertin, comes in response to the broadcast of the Channel 4 documentary 1000 Men and Me: The Bonnie Blue Story. The programme followed the performer for six months and included her claim to have had sex with 1,057 clients over the course of 12 hours.

Visa and Smirnoff are among a number of businesses that have pulled online advertisements from streaming of the documentary, after reviewing the content. The film was condemned by the children’s commissioner for England, Dame Rachel de Souza, for “glamorising and normalising” extreme pornography.

Wearing certain clothing while filming porn to be made illegal and banned from making it and viewing it in the UK

Bonnie Blue and Sydney Harwing should start looking at leaving the country before they are arrested

>>213465214
Peter dot griffin posted on Brit dot com

>>213465152
Ruined my country.

*opening my front door*
oh so this is the jeetwave they were talking about on the news

>>213465221
This is a more of a morally upstanding person than a married man with two kids, a steady job who thinks theres too many foreigners and doesn't like poofs

>>213465224
What about Blair?

>>213465239
we are a deeply silly country

Any handsome and elegant cats in?

>>213465128
Did they reject your application again? x

people my age were charging at no man's land in the somme in 1916 yet here i am with a ziptie round my bollocks

>>213465239
I thought we already banned all the porn

>>213465239
evil creature

>>213465262
Blair should literally be killed in public

>>213465239
How about they ban the media from giving free publicity to this vile whore?

>>213465246
Er no, elected legislators did that

Been with 2 ladies with extremely smelly vaginers and just held my breath like a soldier

The interesting thing about 201 Fourth Era Skyrim is that when the year begins the crime rate is at a historical all-time low and it's all due to the actions of Mercer Frey.

As soon as the Dragonborn enters the country and joins a handful of stagnant declining organisations, suddenly the crime rate skyrockets nationwide, law enforcement in every city becomes corrupt, contraband gets smuggled across the country by Khajiit caravans, and Skyrim also now rivals Morrowind as the assassination capital of Tamriel after several high profile murders of Imperial government figures, aristocrats, courtiers and the Emperor himself

>>213465192

>>213465239
how about they ban NIGGERS and PAKIS from committing abhorrent crimes instead of banning 30 year old women from wearing school uniforms while they get shagged

>>213465128
This is the real black pill, doesn't matter what government gets in the communist and Muslim infected civil service will just ignore any legislation they pass

Evil incel structure

>>213465286
True but he was also a talented politician.

>>213465307
fus ro don't care

>>213465239
Mad how mary whitehouse was laughed at in the 80s for wanting to ban extreme things and seen as a silly prude. When simply wanting to stop the degeneration of society

>>213465323
Simply untrue, not sure why you feel the need to excuse politicians like that

>>213465335
What's that good for then

actually too much of a mong for minecraft
i just end up digging a really long diagonal mine hallway in my tiny cabin and rarely advance past scraps of iron
then i encounter a cave or something and get too overwhelmed so turn it off

>>213465358
The rot runs deep

>>213465373
the polish mind

>>213465367
It takes a certain level of talent to actively destroy your own nation and be rewarded for doing so.

>>213465373
They should add plumbing to Minecraft for the slavic audience

actively destroying my own arse and be rewarded for doing so

>>213465307
What did Mercer Frey do?

>>213465393
Because no one cares about Britain particularly. Nationalism has been quashed even here where its supposedly more right wing more than half the lads want to leave for USA or Australia. Care more about money and comfort (which i can understand)

>>213465411
dwarf fortress is more successful due to the more accurate water pressure features

Rorke not understanding that spads aren't civil servants

never tried energy drinks in my entire life

>>213465382
modded in rorke

Things that are funny, by corporations convinced you not to joke about because they reduce productivity:

>poo
>farts
>sex
>racism
>boners
>toilets
>people falling over
>indians
>fannys
>snot
>women jokes
>pranks
>dead babies

>>213465448
get the monster sucked

I seen a webm on another board of a gay lad and a nigger put his entire arm up the gay lad's arse. What's that about then?

>>213465358
Not untrue at all

>>213465467
perturbing post

>>213465467
Haven't heard a dead baby joke in years
Used to be all the rage on sickipedia

Might be the only real nigga left

>>213465498
this is, huh, wow

>>213465480
Yes it is
When has the civil service blocked a major piece of legislation

Imagine genetic engineering becomes so advanced that humans become indestructible
Sickness and injury don't bother us
The culmination of human technological endeavour will see us return to monke

>>213465514
It doesn't block legislation
The people working there simply ignore it

>>213465467
>>boners
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7rHJTHWNew

On the alleged /incelwalk/. Can't be in the countryside too long otherwise I start to get very racist thoughts.

>>213465530
Any examples?

>>213465489
Not a baby but there were pretty good Jota jokes

>>213465473
seen the one where the lad is wanking and just as he cooms someone comes and chops his head off with a cleaver???

>>213465522
trouble is that any genetic alteration could cause a slow and painful condition only seen as they grow older, then who's to blame?

>>213465522
imagine if we already are among the strongest and most resilient lifeforms in the galaxy.
all other aliens are puny frail midgets

>>213465541
Yeah loads

Alright, that's just your opinion, but what is the Thulêan Perspective on this issue?
>>213465538
GL

The total state infrastructure of Britain needs to be radically reshaped, overhauled in many ways and dismantled in many others. This has happened before but we're not looking at a 1997 level shakeup or even a 1945 shakeup but a 1534 level is the kind of revolution in state bureaucracy we need

>>213465574
Name 5 then

>>213465562
Dunno, doubt it would happen in a single generation anyways

>>213465551
Might move to china

>>213465246
How so?

>>213465551
Mad how people just burst like watermelons when run over. You never see this accurately portrayed in video games

>>213465568
Takeshi would rather die than impregnate her

>>213465578
Topical!

>>213465582
Not my job to educate you, leftypol

>>213465571

love fit chinks

so this is rorke

my favourite part of minecraft is exploring cave systems and mapping them in my mind and building outposts and shortcuts
one time I was playing multiplayer and some guy came out of a portal inside my underground base and got lost in the caves and I guided him out

>>213465634
jaw dropping

>>213465636
it is very easy to get lost in the caves
there must be some way to remember where you have been before
but alas it's beyond me

>>213465634
That lad was sooo lucky not to leave his arm

>>213465626
Concession accepted
Also I raped your nan

>>213465654
SCMRKWOMG

Rorke’s browser

love minecraft but i can't build for shit
need a creative gf to build while I do manly gathering of materials and fighting monsters

>>213465578
>There was an old lady who was 55, but she wanted to become 37, so she 8 nothing(0) and nothing(0) she 8, then she became BOOBLESS!

>>213465667
>Leftypol is brown
Checks out

>>213465681
this is pretty much what me and the gf do. she built our base while I explored the nether and brought happy ghasts back

>>213465634
why did that nonce try and save him?

>>213465634
Some fat mentally ill mong killing himself is absolutely none of your concern and you shouldn't risk your life for that. Dude should be prosecuted for endangering lives by trying to save him.

who clean's up the gorey mess when someone suicides via train

>>213465703
he didn't kill himself he was trying to hop over the other line drunk

>>213465706
Network Rail wagies on 15 quid an hour, probably Africans and Eastern Europeans

this woulda made more sense

>>213465706
dunno but i've seen them do it once
they were hosing his bits into a pile and scooping him into buckets

>>213465636
>>213465663
Tales beyond the Iron Curtain

>>213465744
Does the family get the gore bucket?

>>213465744
what a glamourous way to leave this earth

ChatGPT and Grok just agree with whatever I say but Perplexity corrects me when I suggest implausible bullshit

mum got really angry when i brought my new DOGSMASHER666 home
she hasn't even heard what it does yet

>>213465777
hmm interesting because perplexity is literally a wrapper UI for chatgpt

too scared to pull my foreskin back, what if it gets stuck?

those poor brave politicians would have solved all of our problems if it weren't for the rascally civil service ignoring all of their brilliant policies

>>213465800

good job i torrented every remy lacroix and jynx maze video before the ban

お仕事頑張ります

>>213465744
was it a company that specialized in that sort of thing or do tfl workers do it

Rorke losing his virginity at 33 to a Romanian ting on Viva Street

Struggle breeds innovation

Perhaps due to the authoritarian policies of Der Starmer, Gen Z and Gen Alpha Britons will finally become tech savvy, getting into encryption, torrenting, privacy awareness, VPNs, on a level with Russian internet users

anyone seen the weather forecast recently

I don't want to lose my virginity. I want to die a virgin.

>>213465863
Shut up you twat

any eggmongs in?

>>213465872
Reckon thats an achievable goal for you

i know exactly where my virginity is

>>213465863
You don’t need to be tech savvy to install a VPN, all done through the App Store

The brit mod is a fucking worthless cunt

SAY IT LOUD
SAY IT CLEAR
REFUGEES ARE WELCOME HERE

>>213465863
It would be quite easy for the government to make VPNs very difficult to access for personal use, seems we're heading that way
Gen Z will not magically become tech savvy

SAY IT BIG
SAY IT BIGGER
REFUGEES ARE GAY NIGGERS

but i need a vpn to watch japanese netflix

>>213465863
lol they want more censorship and restrictions

that's what they'll be chanting as all the chuds paddle their small boats to ireland once 4chan is blocked

been using proxies since day nought back in school to get on the gaming websites me

>>213465885
yes, the path of least resistance. God wills it

>>213465963
Sensible young people

they should just fill the internet with a bunch of viruses again to replicate the old days of going on dodgy sites
ID and age verification is nothing compared to being scared you can click on the wrong thing and brick the livingroom computer

>>213465963
boomer cunts love the word 'algorithm'

>>213465963
weird how this is all about social media but they're targeting porn sites instead

if you walk to actual zoomers about this shit they think it's good and don't care about giving their IDs to places they do it all the time anyway.

Only people born in the last century are seething about the OSA and signing petitions

>>213465999
literally everyone uses that word
try interacting with people a bit

got the gay porn on, come get me keir

>>213466010
zoomers are fucked in the head

>>213466016
thats the kind of porn he wants people watching

>>213466012
kys boomer

porn is vile and destructive to be fair

>>213466016
don't threaten me with a good time x

>>213464712 (OP)

>>213465977
remember when i told my p6 class about gameflop and they found the porn games
the real teacher was off sick at the time so we had a sub who would walk up and ask "are you supposed to be playing that?" and everyone just answered with aye.
The game with the falling beer bottles and you'd catch them in crates so the girl would get naked
some flash game called the phantom penis
the helicopter spin-off called jizz where you were a bit of jizz
When we all got caught we spartacused some poor guy who got all the blame and had to write down the names of all the games we played.
Not my fault, I just liked Defend Your Castle.

breaking news: moo deng has died

>>213465963
sounds like an attack on trans kids desu

>>213466031
touch grass lil nigga

>>213466050
there's no such thing as being 'trans' mate

>>213466043
lovely neoliberal meal

>>213465977
yeah remember using hidemyass

I just finished 28 Years Later and I didn't like it

>>213466046
still exists lol
https://www.comdotgame.com/play/the-phantom-penis-1

>>213465849
his swc barely being gripped in that sloppy grotty gypsy hole

>>213466091
It's a masterpiece

I swear millennials have a far higher than average number of weird ppl. When I talk to other gen z, gen alpha or my parents gen x and above like 90% of people are pretty sound but milannials are so insecure and weird and jealous especially towards people my age, I don’t really get it or understand why since we had harder childhoods than them anyway

conjuring a pizza

>>213466125
yawn

What's the option in 4chanx to just have posts in chronological order just like normal 4chan? Something has made it so the posts and replies are all in a chain like fucking reddit and I don't know what I clicked.

wanking all over the world s01e01

>>213466125
Sorry but you are, intellectually speaking, a paki

>>213466114
well that looks absolutely fucking awful.
also, how are the infected still alive after 28 years? They're not undead

>>213466125
They’re just jealous that they wasted all their youth and we haven’t. That’s it. I see some older gen zs acting similarly to gen alphas tbf

>>213466114
We bash any rorke
Anyanyanyanyany rorke

>>213466162
you probably press t or shift t
t = thread mode

My balls are extra heavy and filled with days worth of cum. Need someone to breed

>>213466162
nvm I just reset the setting, still don't know what the option is but it's fixed at least.
>>213466194
thanks

what the NHS this is still relevant today

>>213466198
you can breed my twink ass

>>213465634
MeNtAl

>what the NHS

>>213466162
quote threading turn it off

>>213466114
that part was particularly bizarre and out of place

apparently I'm obese according to the NHS BMI calculator
such a sad state of affairs my life turned out to be

>>213466210
bless you bong

>>213466258
Rorke’s Realisation

>>213466258
disgusting freak

it's gonna be shit because it didn't thaw properly
waste of a good pizza as always whenever I'm doing something

>apparently I'm obese according to the NHS BMI calculator
>such a sad state of affairs my life turned out to be

funny i'm obese according to bmi but my body fat is 10%

>>213466258
stop eating so much you vile blob

>>213466258
pic or fake

>>213466304
yeah okay

>>213466327
bizarro rorke

>>213466327
amazing

>>213466327
fighting the good fight

ah yes the proverbial WW on BM sexual harassment

I just want a romp with a fat British lad before everything goes even further to shit and I can't afford the airfare.
Is that so wrong?

scremoming

>>213465826
勤め先を爆発して
どうせ多分イスラム教の秘密本拠地
お掃除しないとね

>>213466327
god help her if she ever lands at pearson

catberg hogging the desk while i toil away to afford more cat food

>>213466351
Actual joke country.
Glad I left.

lmao based women

>>213466371
based

>>213466371
>Montessori
That rhymes with Corey.

>>213466379
Who'd she report them to at Pearson? Nobody speaks English anywhere fucking near there.

On 25 October 1668, Pepys was surprised by his wife as he embraced Deb Willet; he writes that his wife "coming up suddenly, did find me imbracing the girl con [with] my hand sub [under] su [her] coats; and endeed I was with my main [hand] in her cunny. I was at a wonderful loss upon it and the girl also...." Following this event, he was characteristically filled with remorse, but (equally characteristically) continued to pursue Willet after she had been dismissed from the Pepys household.[39] Pepys also had a habit of fondling the breasts of his maid Mary Mercer while she dressed him in the morning.[40]

>>213466351
looks indian. it's like an immigrant recruiting poster

>>213466327
White by name, white by nature x

>>213466386
people like this should just be permanently dealt with

>>213466416
was a different time

>>213466426
ktim

>>213466413
she'd have to report them to god, like i said

fuark ... the dream gf

>>213466492
fuck nazis

>>213466518
>>213466492
Would.

>>213466487
He lives nearby, on Derry, but he speaks Korean out there.

>>213466382
Does catberg earn his keep by catching vermin?

>>213466327
X being chud central has grown tiresome

don't want em killed or nothing just want em somewhere else

am am am on the tinnies at 12am on a monday deeee lad lost control of my life deeeeee lad its lush deeeee lad

cannot believe he said this

>>213466560
>>213466560

>>213466556
whaey just enjoy it before you hit rock bottom

>>213466546
this is a looks matched couple in 2025

>>213466386
just a ruse to get back into a hospital and break more bones