they are friends

Sex

>girl knows i fancy her cos i asked her out and she said no
>she usually takes half a day+ to reply to texts
>she says yes to half the things i suggest
>she refuses to let me pay for her/buy her drinks
(also when we go out i kiss her a bit but not on the lips as she wont let me but i also put my hands on her waist and tummy and stuff while we dance)
wtf is this situation lads she's stringing me along but for no benefit to her

look at him go

And the sky
Is so blue
The sun's gonna shine on everything you do

>>213497209
lol mong. she should be playing no part whatsoever in your life if she's said no

any useless dossing layabouts in?

Had phimosis for a while but didn't do anything about it for ages. Kind of fucked up that I was going around with a smeggy knob for years. Also I almost had sex with girls a couple of times but I messed it up at the last minute. Reckon that was some divine intervention to save me from embarrassment.

Phimosis is like ADHD isn't it. Completely made up condition.

>BUT THE BROWNS DRIVE THEM!!

Ozzy Osbourne admitted to shooting at least 27 pet cats with air rifles during his 20s, just for the fun of it
Everyone just forgot about it and moved on
If anyone else did it, people would demand they go to prison or worse

>>213497209
she's not interested but feels too sorry for you to tell you to fuck off completely, just give it up lad

>>213497274
190 melty

>>213497274
>still seething
mind raped

Still not over being literally tortured, it still hurts

>>213497276
probably shagged a bunch of underage girls too, all them rockstar lads who were big in the 70s did

>>213497276
how does he keep getting away with it

>>213497238
ktim

>work "update" windows
>click open file location on quick access
>it opens sharepoint in the browser rather than just taking me to the fucking folder
What fucking mong decided this was a good idea

the raped

The Prince of Klarcness

>>213497314
you rang?

got autism ain't i

>>213497311
install linux my guy everyone is ditching it because of windows 11

>>213497307
He married a member of the tribe and swore loyalty to them

>>213497299
what'd they do to you lad? stick a pepperami up your japs eye?

>>213497345
>yea bro just install linux on your work computer, they won't mind

seen an indian, eyes nearly falling out of his bobble head, staring at one of OUR women yesterday wearing skin tight leggings

ban evading

Any devout girlpiss-chuggers in?

got the notepad out

Still recovering from the weekend. I'm getting too old for this shit

>>213497230
but i have nothing else, no other girls to kiss or tummys to caress
>>213497278
FUCK is it really that bad

>>213497347
coulda done a lot better than sharon she was mid even young

>>213497389
alright murtaugh

>>213497413
love is blind

I'm grateful for the fact I can read

>>213497389
lol same

>>213497411
>FUCK is it really that bad
yes mate. textbook case. just stop orbiting her and move on, you'll both be happier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POio3YmuNbw

toby

>>213497356
Forced hold painful positions and poses, pressure applied to certain parts of my body such as the spine, electrocution, same song played on repeat for hours, visually distressing imagery of harm being done to my family, etc
Somehow I pulled through

>>213497372
yeah?

>>213497462
kektim

>>213497446
yeah... i've got one more event with her (already invited her and she said yes) then i wont invite her to anymore things and it will only be mutuals stuff where i see her

Oi lads I just had a wank and I blacked out for a moment while cooming. What does it mean?

rorke, you know you're a fat cunt,
your life is sad mate, to somebody like me,
come on now, follow my lead,
don't eat a cake after your tea,
cos, rorke, let's not pork too much,
flab on your waist, stomach a pudgy fat heap,
come on now, follow my lead,
come, come on now, follow my lead,
mmmmmm...

i'm alarmed by the state of you,
you look awful and have shit shoes,
and though you've tried covering your moobs,
i'm alarmed by your body,
last night you were eating food,
and now your farts all smell like poo,
every day discovering something brand new,
that is wrong with your body,
(oh-i-oh-i-oh-i-oh-i),
i'm alarmed by your body,
(oh-i-oh-i-oh-i-oh-i),
i'm alarmed by your body,
(oh-i-oh-i-oh-i-oh-i),
i'm alarmed by your body,
every day discovering brand new menus,
i'm alarmed by the state of you

embarrased myself in front of ips technicians today. had an internet outage and thought that the problem was in some little box where wires are connected and tried to fix it but I had no sleep and it was difficult to connect them so I started seething and threw an incel fit and damaged one of the wires in the process and dropped it. mum called a technician and they scheduled it on friday and I planned to get back to it later once I'm calm but he arrived today unexpectedly and I didn't have time to fix the mess. mum had to lie that some nephew kid did that
in my defense he didn't bother with that box and just twisted the wires together and the problem was on their end anyway

>>213497511
you're in love

ive seen that picture of lewis so many times now that i feel like hes a friend and i get worried that his personal image is being posted here
he did a number on me
lewischad stay winning

>>213497511
demon got you

>>213497511
fainted didn't you

twat

>>213497209
sounds like you're sexually assaulting her mate

>>213497511
Autoerotic asphyxiation

Sharon isn't a Jew under Jewish halakha (law), since it's passed on matrilinealy, and her dad was the Jewish one while her mum was Irish
Despite that she's identified as a Jew her entire life, made being pro-Israel and Jewish her entire persona

>>213497209
move on, she's not interested. if you move on she might come back around (women do this for some reason), feel free to enjoy it then but know it probably won't last

>>213497511
Doctor here. You have AIDS

>Lord Dannatt urged ministers to crack down on Palestine Action at request of US firm

Just summoned a worm

gayarseing a niggershit pakiwank

>>213497511
youre going to end up like bill
the old man who had a heart attack stark naked while wanking with his camera on and his wife found him

>>213497562
got your willy out lad?

>However, a new YouGov poll testing attitudes to several immigration scenarios has found that almost half of Britons (45%) say they would support “admitting no more new migrants, and requiring large numbers of migrants who came to the UK in recent years to leave”

Shame Nigel doesn't have the stones to do it

>>213497562
yea, i got your signal

Have noticed a trend that people on the western coast of the UK are more swarthy ireland the same

was there a storm? we didn't have anything down south

send them all back

>>213497539
yeah... it's just sad
>>213497529
wtf do you really think so? why

No rorke the problem isn't brown transsexuals
The problem is capitalism and elite corrupt billionaire politicians taking our money for themselves and not investing in building any new infrastructure for the past 60 years

>>213497617
yeah they're celts lad, originally from iberia i think

the key with women is to leave them on read regularly

sends them mental it does

i'm based

>>213497634
ye cos theyinvested it in inporting brown transexuals and paying for their sex change

>>213497634
They're actually both a problem that need tackling

>>213497580
remember seeing that on efukt

bossberg is off with covid so taking advantage of that and doing fuck all toil hehe

>>213497649
Interesting

>>213497634
One is a symptom of the other THOUGH. ISN'T IT

>>213497617
Gaels, Brythonics, and pre-indo-european substrate groups who were probably related to Basques and/or Finns and Sami peoples

>>213497187 (OP)
they secretly hate each other

Tomorrow Ill post my figs, they are almost ripe

Don't mind a swarthy Briton like Emma Watson or Mr bean

>>213497655
this
I had a look back at my messages with the last girl I was casually shagging and I literally never messaged her first once and would regularly just not message her back for hours. they love it

Gary: 'Hello, everyone. I'm in Spain.
Me: 'Ooh! Seafood? Paella? Those little plates of local dishes?'
Gary: 'I'll be eating...a burger'
Me: 'What?!'
Hehe. Top stuff

>>213497617
it's because of less european DNA which came in during the medieval era

originally western brits came on boats from northern spain (asturias)

hope this helps

>>213497659
False
>>213497665
How are brown transsexuals a problem? I see them as a gift
>>213497674
hs?

>>213497687
they love each other
they are getting married

I do sometimes worry that I'm gonna die suddenly and my family are going to discover all the weird porn on my computer

not illegal mind, just weird

>>213497706
what kind of spaniard is named gary?

chavs are just as bad as wogs they all need exterminating

>>213497740
my parents don't know how to use computers

girl i know keeps sending me selfies unprompted

>>213497745
me

>>213497698
looking forward to it. I think I will buy a chianti for my evening bottle of wine

Really wanna get a Steam VR Headset but they're like £1K. Reckon it's pretty kino though

>>213497764
get her reported to the coppers

>>213497764
forward them to me please, my email is jefffreyepstein@gmail.com

window cleaner's still not been

btw all you need to do with women is get them to feel emotions. even negative ones. they feed off that

>>213497774
*uses it for 15 minutes*
*gets motion sickness*
*chucks it in the cupboard, never to be seen again*
just saved you a grand mate

watching something racist

>>213497797
how does this work then give me the approach run down

might spend the day on /cum/ lads
see what whacky fun things take place over there

>>213497778
but she's sexy and sent me one that included her bare legs and her milky soft skin corr

>>213497791
he's been busy window-cleaning your mum

>>213497806
just watch the dark needle on youtube

how does it feel
to treat me like you do

>>213497810
Cumbria has its own general?

>>213497816
doesn't even make sense

>>213497764
You gonna shag her or what?

>>213497797
what if I'm incapable of feeling emotions myself

cor

why would a window licker need a window cleaner?

>phone ma parents am no a paedo

>>213497845
i'd like to but i'm too autistic to initiate anything

The Golliwogs are BACK

thats lunch sorted

9:30pm here, time for gymtoil, hope it's not crowded, never been at night

>>213497906
rocked a hairstyle like this for quite a while, I thought I looked like bradley cooper or something but I just looked like a gimp

>>213497897
Send her a dick pic, bitches love dick pics

the scrandemic

might watch x files
aside from a few episodes on tv back in the day never seen it in full

>>213497945
would be jumping the gun a bit i reckon

>>213497511
what the fuck? most grim post ive read

>>213497209
she's not attracted to you
if she were you'd know it

>>213497949
fucking UM lips ~

>>213497949
ummm

why are people posting their creps

post ktim images

>>213497942
um

Love the formula one me even though I can't drive and all the racers are nepo baby sons of literal billionaires

>>213497993
ktim

>>213497942
screaming

>>213497993
I'm literally George Costanza and I'm tired of pretending I'm not

>>213497993

Warning to Rich Oppressors
5 Now listen, you rich people, weep and wail because of the misery that is coming on you. 2 Your wealth has rotted, and moths have eaten your clothes. 3 Your gold and silver are corroded. Their corrosion will testify against you and eat your flesh like fire. You have hoarded wealth in the last days. 4 Look! The wages you failed to pay the workers who mowed your fields are crying out against you. The cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord Almighty. 5 You have lived on earth in luxury and self-indulgence. You have fattened yourselves in the day of slaughter.[a] 6 You have condemned and murdered the innocent one, who was not opposing you.

Patience in Suffering
7 Be patient, then, brothers and sisters, until the Lord’s coming. See how the farmer waits for the land to yield its valuable crop, patiently waiting for the autumn and spring rains. 8 You too, be patient and stand firm, because the Lord’s coming is near. 9 Don’t grumble against one another, brothers and sisters, or you will be judged. The Judge is standing at the door!

10 Brothers and sisters, as an example of patience in the face of suffering, take the prophets who spoke in the name of the Lord. 11 As you know, we count as blessed those who have persevered. You have heard of Job’s perseverance and have seen what the Lord finally brought about. The Lord is full of compassion and mercy.

>>213497942
I will never ever get in a helicopter, they seem to crash constantly

You're a hideous evil retard

>>213496970
A religion of the stupid and weak. Christianity is a blight on Europe. It must be deleted.

Umwertung aller Werte!

we gonna go MENTAL on this day lads

MENTAL

>>213497632
you will unironically feel better if you bin her off, I swear it, it will be freeing

>>213497987
embodiment of monkeypox

>>213498119
mad how I still won't be old enough to post here then

>>213498119
dont think any of us will be alive for it

>>213498119
here's to another lousy millennium

I'm a White, Christian, Capitalist

>>213498122
yeah as i said to australian have one more event lined up with her then i wont invite her/message her anymore. we will just see each other at the odd mutual party

>>213497993
this is me
going on 15 years

>>213498149
You fucking IDIOT.
You IDIOT.
Imagine being dumber than Philip J Fry.
You MORON.
It would still be the same millenium.
God this post makes me so angry.

I wish I was born in the early 90/late 80s because man I hated being born in 2003

>Umwertung aller Werte!
Can't even begin to imagine the underrage freak who posted that

>>213498119
I'll be 108 years old and still won't have had sex

even if the world ends in nuclear warfare there would still be millions of humans still alive

>>213497993

making spastic noises and flailing around gfberg keeps telling me to stop but i just keep going haha

>>213498172
I'll be honest I glimpsed at your image and my brain saw 2999 instead of 2099

always find that frozen veg needs longer in the pan than the pack says. someone should do something about that

>2003
fucking hell, young enough to be my son
GRIMMM

anyone remember bardlad
wonder if he's still pottering about with that guitar of his
or barding about as it were haha

@Australia just put a load of solar panels in your non-useful land which is 80% of your country

we shouldn't have to toil

>>213498207
maybe stop buying dogshit frozen veg

>>213498051

>>213498226
people already game the benefits system so

>>213498185
ktim at 105 years old

>>213497987
christ he looks awful

leftypol shelling his own peas by hand

was just in Asda there and it reminded me of that thing that people here have started saying recently

>>213498057
I'm 36 soon but i don't look as old as him

>>213498210
I only got a glimpse for peak internet was and I only got to experience some of the good years of anime

*Hawaiian noises*

CAN I GET A KTIM FROM THE BACK THERE?

I have the one and only ass mucus labubu

Reminded me of Moni. Does she still post on britfeel?

>>213498283
ᵘʰʰʰ ᵏᵗᶦᵐ

do you lads ever consider that the sun could just explode or aliens could zap us at any moment without warning and we could just instantly die? I do and start getting anxious

You know at first being a weeb was cool because I used to read stories of sengoku jidai Edo and meji but now every jackass is like
>Katanas are so cool bro
>Wow samurai

>>213498283
*gets really nervous*
uhh k-ktum...

>>213498288

>>213498332
now you know how every animal on this planet feels toward humanity

we've got to move these refrigerators

>>213498353
change the record leftypol

>>213498332
you'd never see it coming so why worry

>>213498288
Not a hecking jerk!

Thoughts on Hamas?

>>213498346

>>213497649
Celts are from Scythia

might play KCD2 hardcore mode
might try to learn dota 2
probably won't do either

>>213498391
ate a lot of it while I was vegan but rarely buy it these days

Got a letter saying my house has a positive radon reading despite never letting anyone in to test it and they're sending a man on thursday, am i going to be robbed by a gang of cronem posing as engineers?

>>213498400
Actually they're from Ireland

She's so fucking FIT lads! x

Anyone got some good ASMR hypno vids?

>his house is emitting detectable levels of radon
ick

London 2050

Went into town earlier. Shops open at 10am now? Is that because everyone is a lazy bugger

The one and only Radon Lububu

>>213498469
it's woke shite
but also the dole scum aren't up early so no point opening primark until 10. marks and spencer opens at half 8

i don’t go outside at night anymore. all the filthy scum come out at night

>>213497813
she got her feet in them as well?

need to find the passage back to the place I was before

Just found out that the cheap small keychain labubus come in a randomised lucky dip box and cost £18 each, while the full sized ones cost £80, fucking hell

gun niggers down in their front yards in front of their own children

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvjLgjtJKsc
Tuesday tunage. Some Irish folk to get you through the day

>>213498449
yea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl-tmYtHDEQ

>>213498400
explains why there's two Iberias.

>>213498548

It's great having Shippy here with his bland gimmicks

>>213498518
wtf even greta started cropping her tops
women are just obsessed with showing skin arent they

>>213498536
wanna find your back passage

Me when I see Emma Watson.

>>213498548

just b urself bro

>>213498548
Racismlad who hurt you

>>213498548
finally someone fucking said it

>cute new coworker joins
>talk to her for two minutes
>she has a boyfriend

every time
miss being in uni, life is worse in every way being a toil runt

>>213498578
need ruby to start doing it

imagine being the first european to see a chinese person bet that was mad

>>213498548
JANNY

>>213498594
*notices he's only with a woman in one of these images*

>>213498604
corr

>>213498603
Why did she tell you this within two minutes of meeting her?

>>213498259
looks like a normal 46 years young man to me

>>213498603
don't think it's wise to try and date coworkers but what do i know

>>213498618
Europeans knew of China since antiquity

>>213498603
they all had boyfriends in uni too, they just didnt tell you.

odd looking aren't they the chinese

>>213498603
most of my shags had boyfriends
especially at uni like >>213498653 says
if anything, they tell you in order to guilt you if you do shag

>>213498618
Meh, “oh there gimmick is they’re slitty eyed and they eat cats”. Kind of boring.

Racismlad is racist because his sister is dating an aboriginal and he himself is an incel

>>213498663
mmhmm

It’s mad how unpopular Drumptf is.
Leftists don’t like him because of Gaza+Zelenskyy+breaking up migrant families.
Chuds don’t like him because he’s not going far enough (tbf these people will never be pleased).
World leaders don’t like him because he threatened them with tariffs.
Most ethnic minorities don’t like him because he’s racist or something.

This lady I work with is 1/4 German because apparently her British grandfather married a German lass sometime during the British occupation after WW2. I made a joke on Teams earlier that she's part Nazi and she still hasn't responded to me.

>>213498688

>>213498712
Dripping with British culture, this post.

>>213498712
too bad the only opposition to him were demonic communists lol

>>213498730
mad that theres people in our nations capital who have never seen a cow or a sheep irl

https://youtu.be/7wUVCL9SSK8?si=clpy1BHbJKwrNt3Y

>>213498634
she mentioned it in passing in the conversation we were having

>>213498730
How many lasses you think they bred with their bbcs?

>>213498770
kys pedo freak

>>213498499
John lewis wasnt open until 10. Marks and spencers open at 9. Bizarre

>>213498769
mental how they dont even know the word "countryside" and yet their vote holds as much weight as yours, despite them being of foreign stock.

just seen a fittie walking past

>>213498771
Did you try your best to look unfazed?

incel raging at the gym and muttering under my breath at everything because everything hurts and feels like shit and I couldn’t even squat properly today

>>213498796
you in the mirror aisle at ikea lad? :*

Cronem don't know what a chicken is they just think it's a nugget

Last day in Halifax

Bit sad Gundamleaf didn't want to meet up but he is a pedo weeb freakazoid no-lifer so I guess he just isn't interested in fun normal things like pints and conversation

IKEA doesn't have aisles.

got my first physio sesh for footberg tomorrow. shall be walking again in no time.

brutal

>>213497527
I'll put my bloody bollocks in your mouth you little tosser

>>213498712
he's also a nonce

>are tommy arrested yet again
who could have possibly predicted this?

>>213498820
Narry a singular syllable of this made a lick of sense

>>213498846
Happy for you, anon

Remember to cut back on the boozing while working on your physio, it'll interfere with muscle growth and regeneration

Maybe switch to weed

>>213498888
yeah?

wish i could afford to live by myself, i just want to be left alone and not be pestered constantly and have my stuff touched
fuck boomers for creating this shitty world that seems designed to torture people like me

on the line between dressing like a hard man and a sophisticated man

>spaffed 3 times last night
>still can't get maiko off my mind
2D is too powerful

>>213498890
t. pedo weeb freakazoid no-lifer

GET THE FUCKING LIL TAY NUDES POSTED2

Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.

What should I chat to ChatGPT about lads?

yes... ha ha ha... YES!

>>213498901
ktim

>>213498878
He punched a stranger unconscious mate then fled the country
He's not some innocent victim, Stephen Yaxley-Lennon is a violent cocaine abusing nazi football hooligan and career criminal

>>213498927
3* yesterday, only twice last night. No goons to maiko cause I was distracted by other piff tings

>>213498951
Ask if you can shag it up the arse

Doubly shite

>>213498937
>>213498963

>>213498951
All it about /brit/

Still don't understand why anyone uses AI

>>213498894
yeh not had a drink since saturday, trying to dial it down a bit now

>>213498937
1 million dollar in a day, it's mwad. Lass looks like a mate from school

>>213498947
False

post the guy from the chase

>>213499033

that leaves only me to blame 'cause mama tried

Mental how if I were biologically female I could become rich overnight

>>213499033

>>213498846
you the lad who slammed into an old woman falling down the stairs after running for a train

jenny the vixen ryan could get it if she went on the ozempic

>>213499061
...yh

>>213499033

The cronem labubu

>>213499070
having a good laugh thinking of that again
what are you like

>>213499022
Keep it up

Leftypol is still trying to convince everyone that trump is a Nazi

need a 5 part documentary on deanos

>>213499096
>.gif

fuck off

>>213498051
he actually lives a far better life than me

imagine being racist against gifs

the rorke beanie baby

you have to get it into your head that EVERY woman who joins your work is in a relationship. Every single one, even the fat ones.

He's a paedophile and sending brown people to concentration camps without checking who they even are
The fact I don't even need to say his name tells you that we both know I'm right
Yes, he's a fascist plain and simple

toil in 2 hours. sick of it.

>>213499173
mate toil finishes in 4

I love the drink

>>213499180
10pm for me. then 2 well earned days off.

she's turned the weans against us haha

>>213499198
what are you toiling as?

>>213499221
bricklayer

>>213499221
he's a gyaldam on the OF

duality of man

>>213499221
Head Inspector

>>213495196
>>213495196

anyone else feel responsible for the dysfunctional families?

Have decided officially that I need to get absolutely jacked and become a sick cunt

Don't know where I am going to get the motivation for it but my friend recently got into great shape and I'm very jealous, maybe that can be my source of inspiration

Get it made

I'm on mobile and have to wait five minutes

William Luther Pierce warned that the White race's last chance to peacefully solve its problems ended at Stalingrad.

That was 82 years ago. Things are going to become critical very soon. Like next 5 years soon.

just been done

>>213499423
how do you feel?

vas ist dis?

>>213499278
mad how arsenal fans are pro rape as long as arsenal win football matches

>gfstein has started doing her wfh days on the same day as me
Fuck's SAKE

>>213499499
>>213499499
>>213499499

for pete's sake rorke stop painting your warhammer figurine for one minute and get the new made

>>213499495
lol no more wanking all day for you

>>213499480
football matches. not even trophies