>be Croat
>centuries of getting treated like subhuman garbage by Austro-Hungarian overlords
>Yugoslavia happens
>"NOOOO THIS IS WORSE THAN BEING A STABLE BOY FOR COUNT VON COCKFART"
>fall for the fascism meme to own the evil Serbs
>get clapped by Partisans (with a Serb majority for most of the war)
>spend the next 50 years coping that Tito was somehow worse than literal Nazis
>chimp out again and destroy your entire country because you want to be an empty poverty stricken shithole with below replacement fertility rates and a drastically decreasing population
>modern day: still polishing German tourist boots for 3 euros an hour...at least we're not in a Panslavic union... right? right?
>mfw the evil Serbs forced us to have literacy, education, and a functioning government instead of being feudal serfs
>tfw they made us equal citizens in a federation instead of letting us get pogrom'd by the Habsburgs for being Slavs

>>213505213 (OP)
Austrian kolonialism >>> cringy serbian coprocolonialism. You can ask the czechs. What's so complicated about that?

>>213505213 (OP)
>>mfw the evil Serbs forced us to have literacy, education, and a functioning government instead of being feudal serfs
Pretty sure Croatia had better literacy figures than Serbia did.

>offended by everything, ashamed of nothing the country

Woops, wrong image.

They really do be like that.

>>213505305
Look at this parking lot speak

>>213505305
Slovenia always bringing the heat

>>213505213 (OP)
Happy Victory Day, Nemanja.

Has Serbia ever apologized for starting WW1?