Thread 213505588

>be Croat
>centuries of getting treated like subhuman garbage by Austro-Hungarian overlords
>Yugoslavia happens
>"NOOOO THIS IS WORSE THAN BEING A STABLE BOY FOR COUNT VON COCKFART"
>fall for the fascism meme to own the evil Serbs
>get clapped by Partisans (with a Serb majority for most of the war)
>spend the next 50 years coping that Tito was somehow worse than literal Nazis
>chimp out again and destroy your entire country because you want to be an empty poverty stricken shithole with below replacement fertility rates and a drastically decreasing population
>modern day: still polishing German tourist boots for 3 euros an hour...at least we're not in a Panslavic union... right? right?
>mfw the evil Serbs forced us to have literacy, education, and a functioning government instead of being feudal serfs
>tfw they made us equal citizens in a federation instead of letting us get pogrom'd by the Habsburgs for being Slavs

Obsessed smrdnigger
Go back

Serb'd it up again award

>>213505622
Rape some more goats Schlerim

>>213505588 (OP)
>t. serbs pissed off at the comfy Zagreb thread where he gets completely ignored by everyone

To sto se javljam odavde, tvista pedeset metava ispod vazine Tevazija, svedoči da je ugvožen ne samo moj fizički integvitet, nego i vasceli svpski navod!

Govovili su mi da sam kveten, gađali su me joguvtom i sapunom, kao da se ne pevem i da zaudavam...

A ja im povučujem; možete da me nevvivate, možete da me živcivate... Sve je to vezultat belosvetske, amevičko-bevlinsko-vatikasnke uljuduvme koja nastoji da svpski navod uguva pved svvšen čin!

Pvozivali su me i nazivali vaznim pogvdim imenima kao; vojvodo pedevu, pa onda, Cvvena vojvodkinjo, kava te Đovđe, tvoj vektum je naša obećana zemlja, tako su uvlali... Vetvibutno im povučujem da svpski navod ima isovijska pvava na: Belu Palanku (Island), Južnu Palanku (Antavtika), sevevno move (Avtik) i vekovnu pvadedovinu, SAO Paolo koji je glavni gvad Velike Svbije.

Bvaćo, nemojte se obazivati na Opevaciju Oluja, koja je divigivana od stvane amevike i gde je u 74 časa vazjebana SAO Kvajna, nego se okvenite osvajanju vekovnih svpskih svemivskih prostvanstava!

Sledeći pvojekat je Mavs koji pvestavlja vekovni svpski planet na kojem je pvedviđena Mavs-Svbija bez tvaktova Zetova i sličnih Hvvatskih šacovanja. Planivamo kolonizovati i Satuvn čiji pvstenovi govove o istoviji svpskog navoda u svemivu.

Svpski navod je pokvenuo u južnoj amevici i Cpcki kavtel sa kojim pvodajom dvoge želi pomoći Kapetanu Dvaganu kupnjom pilula pvotiv tvudoće jev hvvatska policija planiva valikalno i bvutalno pokušati od njega da napvavi tvudnu ženu.

BRM BRM

>>213505588 (OP)
>>213505622
Incredibly organic conversation by citizens of two Western European counties

>>213507185
Keeeeeeeeeeek. If you made this, good shit bro.

>>213505588 (OP)
But Serbs are borderline illiterate and speak like vulgar gypsies?
Half of their sentences are something like:
>da li da je kurac muhamedu jebem ti mater da bre da ti govno kosovo srbiji da može da se posere po albancima muslimanima da bog da srpsko carstvo ruski kurac da

>>213505622
Serbs are genetically closer to literal Germans than Albanians whom we mixed for more than 1000 years

>>213505588 (OP)
>VPN just to repost this shit
lmao

Happy Victory Day, Nemanja.

OP is a 2004 born kid that makes bait threads about Serbia mostly but now also Croatia because you bite

>>213507515
>we wuz aryans n shiieet

if you are noticing an increased serbian butthurtness today its because of this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Storm

>>213505588 (OP)
>(with a Serb majority for most of the war)
Not really true

>>213505588 (OP)
You have to go back dragan

Serbclitty leakage on full display today

>>213507515
that's the most retarded shit someone has said on 4chan this week

>be Serb
>get raped by Turks for centuries
>get brutalized by Bulgarians
>get genocided by Croats
>get massacred by Germans
>get de-chetnikfied by Partisans
>start 4 wars against neighbors and lose them
>get bombed by Bill Clinton
>get jeeted by Vučić
"at least we're not in the EU"

But they were nazis bro did you know they were nazis bro???
Here's the 50th reminder this week

>>213508315
We’ve been fucking them so hard recently.

>buying expensive military tech that they can’t afford
>thompson concert w 500k people
>military parade showcasing the shit they can’t afford
>and today, a national holiday commemorating their exodus when we kicked 250k of them out in 3 days

>>213508556
Damn! Is that why half of Croatia is empty and your population goes to Ireland to clean toilets? You can't even afford to go to your own beaches...must be grim to be a crorat.

>>213508315
Its been on full display for the past few weeks now.

Croats seriously need to get on antischizophrenics.
OP is a diasporoid, you post under your own flags so there's no excuse.

>>213509493
Dude you live in rat infested sheds when you come to work as waiters here.

>>213505588 (OP)
>Serbia GDP per capita
>Croatia GDP per capita
Lmao imagine wanting to be in a union with POOR PEOPLE

>>213509493
But that applies to Serbs even more because you’re poorer. Nice self own, my guy

>>213510166
>trying to appeal to logic and self-awareness when talking to a S*rb