>Hear some chatter outside
>Look out the window
>"We've been searching this cracka who's been posting racist shit about us on 4chan. Is he here?"
Your reaction?

*drops pants and bends over invitingly showing my asshole to them*
uhhh no sir there are no racists here

>>213538506 (OP)
I put on my robe and grand wizard hat.

I'm BLACK