>tfw /brit/ edition

anime

Need an Emma Watson gf to fart in my face.

it's /cum/ lite ;_;

>>213554070
I'll cum in your lite

At the ball game. Feeling blackpilled and furious around the happy norms

the ultral8nite mcdemic

>>213554109

>>213554157
Patriot

>>213554187
Yes thank you for getting my joke.

>>213554157
Breakfast of champions

right so who was the namefag in the previous thread then

Can we stop inviting britpol pls. I came here specifically to get away with the Argentinan retard.

>>213554290
took me a while but i got there eventually

just woke up

>>213554572
Grim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItOi0yj1qBI&list=OLAK5uy_nAq3_igz6agpvgAnuSBUgd3Fox-okpL9o&index=1

https://youtu.be/VjVjfI_Uqvs
https://youtu.be/VjVjfI_Uqvs
https://youtu.be/VjVjfI_Uqvs
All in here.

>>213554492
you two inseparable mates then?

I can't decide if "meal deals" are yookay or genuine albion sovl

>>213554492
/pol/ shit is off topic here just report it

https://youtu.be/RMJsqXzz5zs?si=1UCZAHqpK1PPc6Xr

>>213554686
grim
grey
depressing
really sums up britain there. fuck me

This was the shagger's general when I was in uni. My theory is that poltards/incels are so unpleasant that they can't even stand their own company, leading to the /brit/ we see today where every other post is i hate women/foreigners/myself and i'm lonely/depressed/alcoholic

>>213554695
they're a bit runty. but sometimes you have to embrace your inner runt

who leaves their christmas wreath up for 3 months

Watching Reilly, Ace of Spies starring Sam Niell episode 1 on m.ok.ru in VR virtual desktop on Meta Quest 3S in my bed at 10:07pm on Wednesday night 8/6/25

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Two very underrated films.

im a loathsome waste of space

>>213554811
Watched this last night on m.ok.ru in Meta Quest 3S VR desktop... funny for 1955, underrated relatable VR desktop experience 8/5/25

should really say "no curry eaters nearby" aha

aim to be a better version of yourself tomorrow, small changes and choices in your daily life can have positive effects that will accumulate over time, I cant tell you what to change, but sunlight is one thing that always helps

I wonder if Santa Claus was my father

ran out of wine it's over for me

They're going after JRE Joe from the inside. Interested?

>>213554913
£8 delivery fee, plus it's marked up 20%, plus tip
what a racket

right

>>213554967
it's only that high cos it's unavailable it's usually 2 quid or so but free with a £5 a month uber one sub

>>213554967
and also we don't tip

hail hitler

oh no

>>213555002
Mate.. I'm in VR reading this on meta quest 3S on 8/6/25

getting blacked

hairu hittora

you can run on for a long time,
run on for a long time,
run on for a long time,
sooner or later god'll, fuck your mouth
sooner or later god'll, fuck your mouth

https://linguistics.stackexchange.com/questions/51227/why-%d7%94%d6%b8%d7%90%d6%b8%d7%a8%d6%b6%d7%a5-instead-of-%d7%94%d6%b8%d7%90%d6%b6%d7%a8%d6%b6%d7%a5

It all just looks like n and i to me.
The Tel Aviv Post: niiniinin iniini ininin niini niniinnini

Most of my interactions with women are spent trying to come off as unlikeable as humanly possible to them.

It just doesn't work like that. They smile and demand that you give them attention through gritted teeth.

>>213555179
they're evolutionarily wired to need approval for their survival so letting it bother you is like letting their periods bother you

*enters /brit/*

>>213554157
this has been a total disaster btw 1 hr 30 mins later and he's about to drop off an order that at the very latest was cooked 45 mins ago lmao

>>213555287
Lynchian

science fiction

you lot actually pay £5/month to uber eats? fat bastards

watching a shitalian fella
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dILcDZQmfcg

>had a dream that I was late for toil
>woke up with relief that I would be on time for toil today
he's got me by the short and curlies

omd lads
you seen this?

I want to join ICE, get me out of this crap hole country

>>213555620
rorke and leftypol caught in 4k

>>213555571
Jesus, that is a special kind of nasty right there

I will die alone that's why they call me mr. shroedinger

If you fell over at home or out and about, could you get up again by yourself?

cutting my toenails into my gaped arse

>>213555758
Depens on if Arsenal's penaly foots in the trawl Ohhhhhhhhhh HAHAHAHAHA

jack ruby assasinating my gaped arse

>>213555758
would never fall over. got excellent balance, me

my gaped arse in outer space putting supermassive black holes to shame

>>213555479
lions and deer don't share the same natural habitats, it's more likely a lion would be chasing something like an antelope or wildebeest

>>213555287
>expecting a quality service from delivery 'jeets

get the wanking centralised

big black coffee down the hatch

umm... has anyone seen mikey about recently...?
https://metro.co.uk/2025/08/02/urgent-hunt-for-naked-man-prowling-in-front-of-homes-in-a-gimp-mask-23818885/

>>213555976
how do they know he's not a masked vigilante patrolling the streets for signs of crime? People take one look at a bloke in a mask and think "gimp"

whats it like to be a loon

gfberg made me watch zootopia with her
post 2010 disney, lazy metaphor about racism as well as believing in yourself, predictable

stop talking to me m8

>>213556075
Rabbit girl in that was so peng

>>213556108

>>213555571
10/10 in bongland

*enters /brit/*

>>213556111
she did nothing wrong, the fox was being a whiny twat

taking a paid poo at toil, which is my wont

right well, that's me, see you anon

>>213556283
I take poo at toilet in my workplace so it's always paid poo. I let my company pay my poo, I can't take free poo anymore.

what is keir even up to
he has no jurisdiction here

only Japanese people can hear the bugs talking to people

>>213556412
what do they say

>>213555965

>>213556422
*braaaaaaaaaaaaap*

>>213556427
that face at the end is quite hilarious

A micropenis or microphallus is an unusually small penis. A common criterion is a dorsal (measured on top) penile length of at least 2.5 standard deviations smaller than the mean human penis size for age.[1] A micropenis is stretched penile length equal to or less than 1.9 cm (0.75 in) in term infants, and 9.3 cm (3.67 in) in adults.

A Rorke Movie

>>213556498
imagine you're a parent and the doctor says that your infant child has a micropenis.

>>213556550
after credits scene where we find out rorke's first name is mork

The work of Marie Bracquemond (1840-1916), French Impressionist painter who struggled against attempts to suppress her work, most notably from her own husband, the painter Félix Bracquemond

big clit daughter or micropenis son

should dig a canal straight through central europe from the north sea to the adriatic so british ships can have quicker access to the mediterranean

Was Microsoft named after little Billy's willy?

>>213556624
LOL

>>213556075
Watched Midsommar yesterday
>white people are freaky evil cultists
>men are toxic and bad
>coloured people are victims
Always the same shite with poor metaphors and symbolism

The divide in the understanding over ethnic identity in Britain is made complicated by the exceedingly rare amount of minorities like Rishi Sunak, Idris Elba, Trevor Phillips who claim to be "just as English as you" (and are defended to be as such by most conservatives and civic nationalists), and the increasingly majority of minorities like Skepta, Ash Sarkar, Bob Vylan who exclaim "Fuck off I'm not English, Britain colonised my real country".

Both groups are very happy to agree that an "English ethnicity" doesn't really exist

>>213556498
erect or flaccid

My impoverished state has pretty much brought me to GOMAD. I've retvrned....

>>213556634
have heard about that, is it like the wicker man?

>>213556663
Basically, they even have the same ending

suggesting some suggestions

>>213556644
you might wanna have sex kid

Mad how your entire social value is determined by how attractive you are and others make that decision within 3 seconds of meeting you

>>>/pol/512407910

Lads this shit is terrifying. The elites want to completely shut down the internet.

>>213556696
I do this with every girl I meet, I get some kind of terminator style heads up display that goes SCANNING... RESULT.... 4/10 WOULD NOT BANG

>>213556738
don't care, I've already got more porn than I'll ever need saved on the 'drive

>>213556738
Good
The internets been dead for eons
Bring on the next better thing

bery bery naisu itadakimasu

>>213556740
This but unironically

>>213554157
shudder to think what a disgusting fat slug of a man you are

sometimes i wish i had one of those doss-about answering emails nonsense toil, then i realise it would drive me up the wall after a week

>>213556785
the time-sheets alone are worth killing yourself over

>>213556738
as if the loss of today's corpo internet was a loss zoomer.
the internet died in 2008

>>213556785
Doubt you could hack anything that required mental ability

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Hayfever bros our time is now

>>213556794
s’what i thought
>>213556802
the mental ability to be an office drone? probably can’t you’re right

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>>213556756
>>213556758
>>213556796
Retards.
This is the modern equivalent of the Library of Alexander being destroyed.

The only solution I see is something like a return to Usenet. But you'll never get the same level of access to useful information.

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>>213556872
The modern equivalent of mongs misunderstanding of a situation?

Wank. Sleep. Wake up. Suffer. That's my future. That's all it ever is on this wretched earth.

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

Waiting 300 seconds to make a thread

ah...

sucking two eggs and a succulent liver paté spread sammich

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

>>213556937
Coffee in 15 when I get to the office

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

>>213556578
he sounds like a bit of a bastard

>>213556906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3VqAsMXE7o

Why all British politicians look like puppets. Are they actual humans or am I just watching muppet show.

Games in the future out have "costumes" or "skins" they will be called "fits" instead.
When you die it will say something like you crashed out.

30 years ago today Jonathan Edwards set the men’s triple jump world record at the 1995 World Championships in Gothenburg. His 18.29m jump has never been beaten

>>213557045
dunno lol

no one has ever seen my willy

Good morning /brit/. About to suck a coffee aren't I

>>213557069
was obviously on peds

>>213557045
Farage is a frenchie

just saved a .gif
will be posting it later

China is hoovering up all the talent

>>213557158
We should deport him

>>213557069

>>213557160
if china is so great why are there countless chinamen living in australia and other western countries and not the other way around?

>>213556897
What misunderstanding? Governments across the West want total control of the internet by forcing digital ID for everything.

alri lads i’m off to [To comply with the UK’s Online Safety Act poster must verify their age to view the rest of this post]

fizzy lemon lime cherry peach raspberry orangeade

nth for the holodem

found bottled beer from 1972
gonna try it

you can't control me

>>213557192
https://voca.ro/16bg6xO76RcL

Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.

>>213557275

>>213557319
they didn't have to do him like that

Anime dirt pipe

>>213557310
Yet he's posting on an anime website

morning lads, any plans for today? I'll be toiling all day and night

>>213557319
we need to dox that womans body count as retaliation

i hate toiling, want to go back to being a suicidal neet

>>213557359
Panty arse kiss? Prefer her mouth desu

>>213557378
Cope on, you revolting nonce.

>>213557402
>he still posts here despite his claim
Ah so it's projection

>>213557383
just got back from holidaytoil to toiltoil, waking up at 05:00 again for me haha

im basically a hermit but i spend a lot of time of 4chan and other websites
wish i could quit this shit and live in my own world

dasha nekrasova's husband is already cheating. her marriage barely lasted 2 months

>>213557472
>I wish I could
You can. Sybau and take control

Just shaved my head from long hair to bald. Regret it so much, hoes ain’t gonna fuck with this

Zoomers be like
>sybau skibidi rizz ohio fr on god no cap

>>213557472
The internet is being shut down.

>>213557480
i have never been able to listen to that whore’s podcast for longer than five minutes without getting fed up with the vocal fry and stupid bitch commentary

>>213557480
Her husband is a half-jeet.

FREE ARE LUCY

breaking news: person you've never heard of is doing something you don't care about

>Freddy Fazbear(ing): Freddy fazbear is a animatronic from the indy game Five Nights At Freddys. Apparently it is also a term for gay sex by Friday Nights at Freddies fans and furry Fandoms.

>>213557529
>>213557526
No fucking way! This is huge!

got to stop sleeping all day this is the gayest way to deal with being depressed

>>213557589
just do shit and stop overthinking it

there's nothing in my bum except poo and a tiny pickaxe for tunnelling out of prison

Hiroyuki shut down 4chan for two months at the request of the EU government. He gained 3 trillion money from EU foundation.

i completely checked out of life 2 years ago and have barely left my room since

>>213557628
me but 15 years ago

Was stretching my jaw and it cracked and I had a blinding pain in my ear for a full minute and it started leaking smelly fluids probably nothing

I need to get a job mane.

8/8. Now that's a good day to lock in. For Hitler and that

Don’t care about anything you niggas is saying. Boring ass thread. No laughs, just celeb gossip and losers begging for a pity party. Woe is me, I face consequences for my actions wah wah Wah

>>213557480
Who?

>>213557649
Handsome feline

>>213557660
what would you like to talk about then

>>213557647
Ask your GP for BBC therapy

>>213557279
>dewd they are all spies!!
lmao shut up

>>213557660
We got a nagger here lads.

>>213557657
>Beijing Olympics was 17 years ago

>>213557666
shes a traveling circus gypsy who married a pajeet

>>213557673
i like it when you niggas talk about poo and food and also cats and also fashion and also slice of life kawaii shit

sucking a poo

>>213557660
stfu you malignant bastard

daddy give me foot massage

>>213557703
simple minded peon

>>213557621
i don't like him because it's his fault lamy got all the hate from the janitor drama even though she didn't do anything

>dewd they are all spies!!
>lmao shut up

>>213557660
sybau

>>213557745
dont you have a pillow to be crying on mate? if I am simple minded at least im not a cry baby. Im a man who can take the weight of this life we live but still smile and laugh through it all, can you say the same?

Might visit Hyde park today.

>>213557718
Why you so angry canspaedo?

are we gonna address the elephant in the room or nah?

well rorke?

>>213557812
I would rather you didn’t talk about my big willy but ok if you insist.

>>213557812

Broke rorkes should just rob the wogs. Steal their stuff

The worst thing that could happen in the next few years is we get forced into WW3 against Russia before civil war erupts.

The elites would then take the opportunity to kill as many Whites as possible.

>>213557829
Me? Not going haha just not gonna go x

>>213557821
The revolt of the inferior.

It's either Pierce's NS vision or death.

kill me now

>>213557829
This is the kinda shit Rorke thinks about sat in his smelly bedroom all day LOL

>>213557821

>>213557829
get a job

>>213557821
If they showed that ad in Asia, no one would get offended. But American blacks are rage apes, directed to chimp out at the whim of the jewish media.

>>213557821
last vestiges of old woke next to neo woke ‘return to normalcy’

>>213557812
Okay you're right. Australians don't belong in /brit/. Or at the very least they should recognise that they are guests. This thread is /brit/, not /brit/ + /aus/. If Australians want their own thread then they should make one.

>>213557829
Off on the first boat to south america in that case
Refugee, me
Get me el housedo, el fedo, el wankedo

>>213557900
you dont mean that bro please bro

>>213557903
hehe

i don't get offended by anything because I'm a strong independent man

>>213557917
you've been done. Leave us

love sticking out my tongue and pulling a face whenever someone is staring at me. Gives us both a short chuckle

>>213557882
Why do you think I don't?

William Luther Pierce envisaged a world that was 100% White.

>>213557886
Asians wouldn't disrespect themselves, mong chud

the world is a vampire

>>213557976
>love sticking out my tongue and pulling a face
thought that was just normal in kiwi culture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiKFYTFJ_kw

No one gives one mate woke is dead.

This one strange person you posted sure does look ridiculous.

>>213558013
>here's your master race bro

>>213558019
not really kiwi culture but in maori culture yes, its called a pukana and its a taunt, the idea is you are showing your foe what their head will look like after you chop it off and put it on a pike

hobbit rorke shaving his big feet

Sir Theodore Kaczynski

>>213558034
Dis nigga looks like Caesar from planet of the apes

>>213557881
Little gimp

>>213558034
Yes? He displays strong Nordic-Germanic physiognomy.

>>213558019
haka is so cringe can't believe normies unironically think this is intimidating

>>213558058
now THIS is a strapping young lad

>>213558058
He always had amazing hair, even during his caveman chic era.

>>213553963 (OP)
gm lads

>>213558080
your ancestors would have had war dances symbolizing the connection of life and death too before your faggot ancestors converted to Christianity and started chopping your foreskins off

>>213558107
Why did she do it

>>213558119
>>213558107
why do you care about american celebrity tabloids so much. No wonder you are all mentally ill

>>213558112
thousands of years ago but not now because we've advanced

>>213558058
honestly learning polish tarnished my opinion of him when i realised how wrong i'd been saying his name, and that he shares the surname of the gay president who died in that plane crash plus his brother that won't shut up about it

>>213558131
Shut up nigger

>>213558131
yes well we don't need to go about turning native so to speak do we

>>213558107

hm spaffin on those glasses init hm..

carried 300 pieces of firewood into the shed today

>>213558107
actually stunning and brave

>>213558185
Even the light ones look mixed

>>213558174
She should be fed to a pack of cronem

>>213558185
Screaming at #10

>>213558165
>>213558112
oops

>>213558143
so advanced that most of you faggots live boring unfulfilling lives and are so cucked that you willingly let your native race be replaced by indians... ok yeah.... real inspiring, i'll be sure to leave my culture behind me and focus on uhhhhh celeb gossip and tea and cakes

>>213558206
Lad you have severe OCD. Ruby is a girl, not a nigger for you to ogle.

>>213558185
top left corrr

>>213558215
you're indian though

This story about Rushanara Ali is insane even for Labour.

Browns hide their nature behind the cry of "racism".

>>213558194
>footy scran
>soccer ball logo

>>213558185
I'd definitely take number 10, not because he looks like a teenage boy haha why'd you say that?

>>213558194
9/10 on the Scrandle today for me. The one i got wrong was a stinker

Remember the Charlottesville Unite the Right rally?

>>213558223
Cronem brutalising poor rubes mhmm

Just farted in catberg's face lol

>>213558260
Yes. Beginning to wonder if that was even real or a fed op

>>213558034
Your point, shitskin?

*gets pardoned then tragically slips and falls out of a 45th floor window a few weeks later*

>>213558278
It was real. Gaylites freaked out after it.

The seething kiwi wog is a cute girl btw

>>213558271
I just don't see the point of what you lot do all day. Appears to be extreme self loathing.

Just shut catberg in a cabinet lol

>>213558295
Oh? Let's hear more

>>213558291
tragically slips and falls on my 45 floor nob hahahaa
nah jk im too old for her by a long way

>>213558306
done that mewling freak

indigenous culture are some of the only relics of human soul left. the new world is soulless empty sin. you know it as well as I do and no matter how much you try to delude yourself into the religion of 'progress' the mental distress speaks for itself. Men fought and died but they weren't experiencing depression. Depression and suicide is unknown to all races who live in accordance with nature FACT

Just took catberg's food away and smacked her lol x

the yin-yang balance of anglo and maori is what makes new zealand great and this makes rorke furious

>>213558324
say fish n chips for us lol

>>213558294
>Gaylites
Nigger detected
ruby_cringe_face.jpg

>>213558328
That neck isn't real

>Gaylites

squat toil looms

>>213558328
It's ridiculous that they exist. They haven't evolved in 50,000 years.

Jacinda Ardern was half horse

segaaaa

nearly friday

>>213558347
Colonisers needed to genocide them. They are just useless. Imagine African inhabitants are only white Europeans. The world would be a powerhouse of industrial capability. Imagine the holiday destinations, the extreme cheap food and resource prices. But instead africans are allowed to exist, like a conservation.

>>213558365
Something was sexy about her even though shes insane and ugly

>>213558346
you doing that after you've bored everyone to death by telling them about it?

>>213558291
for me it's the stories of her stroking her legs when male security guards monitored her

>>213558365
your leader is a pedophile jew worshipper
i'll take a million arderns over the elderly men you lot choose to vote for

>>213558346
mind if i join you

>>213558413
>>213558413
>>213558413

>>213558406
Can you paint your toenails white and show us your feet?

I'll tell you who was sexy. Julia Gillard. corrr

>>213558382
What's sexy about this?

>>213558147
kachinskee is a very common polish surname
his brother is a fag tho yeah

>>213553963 (OP)