Thread 213581731

rangeban argentina, aye or nay

>>213581731 (OP)
i declare parliament dissolved.
gentlemen, go home.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFa4UNmdEhg

Vetoed
The Brazilian gentleman will shut the fuck up

>>213581746
Aye

India seizes the power with a coup, nuke strikes for latinx

>>213581746
Aye

>>213581746
Aye

Hey fellas, did you hear? The proles still believe their vote "counts"

>>213581884
>Implying Irish votes count

I put forward a motion to introduce continental generals

>>213581923
There's nothing in the /int/ charter that prevents this.

>>213581923
>>213581972
THIS IS TREASON! I VETO THIS

>>213581746
aye

Motion to behead anyone who insults Finland. Everyone agrees? Ok, good.

Built for big senator cock

Could we borrow Croatia real quick?

Motion to nuke Norway

I would like to forward a motion
>Pushes out a fat stinking brown log on Finland's seat

>>213582082
Aye

motion to only allow people with a license to make theeads

Motion to take Japanese women and rape them. Jap men too. Korean women too.

>>213582123
ammendment to include Korean men on the grounds of diversity amd inclusion

>>213581731 (OP)
Motion to prevent meme motions from reaching the senate floor.

>>213581746
Aye

>>213582111
The Board Safety Act has now been enacted into law. British flags will now need a loicense to make threads.

>>213582148
This is a parliament not senate

>>213581920
you misread proles as poles again didn’t you

>>213582148
Aye. Silence on the floor please senators.

Could the Swedish representative focus on the issues at hand instead of playing with feces?

>>213582148
Nay

>>213582160
.

>>213582148
>>213582176
The confused Burger and Serb gentlemen will withdraw their statements about the senate as we are currently in a parliament
>>213582181
Vetoed

>>213581923
Veto!

Motion to hang all jannies. Those in favor say "aye", those opposed say "nay".

The american threatened me I motion to have him removed

I herby put forward a motion to ban all generals for 1 week every month to encourage natural posting

The American gentleman will ammend the shitbeating of the Poolack and complete the motion

>>213582219
I motion to overthrow the despot leadership of the so called "parliament" and replace it with a democratic senate. If you say nay, it's grounds for military intervention and civilian liberation.

>>213582350
Aye, it’s time for freedom

>>213582350
Aye. Can I speak to you after about borrowing some hardware? And uh, something else to the west and to the south of Serbia.
>>213582279
Actually a good idea to be honest.

>>213581746
Aye

>>213582350
Vetoed. Get fucked

>>213582350
Nay. Without the wise leadership of our Swedish colleague this parliament would descent into chaos.
>>213582271
I support the Polish gentleman's motion to have this rowdy Yank removed.

>>213581731 (OP)
Motion to make it a requirement for at least one BBC in per home?

>>213582479
Amendment to store all BBC in this gentleman's asshole for the forseeable future.

motion to blow up serbia

>>213582517
I vote in favor of the amended motion

>>213582350
You wont do shit fatass

>>213582525
Ammend the motion to refocus on croatia

Motion to nuke India

>>213582666
Nay

I forward the motion for me to go to sleep. I hereby declare the Brazilian anon as the new speaker. This motion cannot be vetoed.

The parliament has been investigated, and we have found that substantial abuses of power and suppression of various ethnic and religious groups have taken place. As such we will be enacting a military stabilization operation to restore peace, protect vulnerable populations, and ensure the immediate cessation of human rights violations as we await the installation of a democratic senate. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

motion to reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep

>>213582862
Nay

>>213582666
Fool, you will merely make them stronger

>>213582830
Emergency session declared. Fuck you I'll do a Fransisco Fernando 2 boogaloo if you do that

>>213582867
Motion to G this post and hide it aswell.

>>213582908
motion denied
next order of business
motion to fuck anon's dead foreign wife

>>213582928
I'll support the motion.

motion to ask the floor: DAE marry their moms (in ur cunt?)

>>213582862
Vetoed
>>213582885
Emergency session denied

Guys, those migrants are sinking off the coast of Italy? Should we... help them?

Motion to stop these niggas yapping about trivial bullshit

The gentleman representing America will be removed from parliament for threatening our Polsih colleague.

>>213582985
Don't get in your motor car and take a wrong left turn any time soon.

>>213582990
MOTION by the US to launch a Mark 54 LHT at this migrant vessel.

>>213583044
Vetoed

>>213583062
motion to rape a brazilian for speaking out of order

>>213583081
Motion vetoed. Now I request the capitol police to remove you from parliament.

>>213583128
i rape the capitol police and then i second my own motion
motion to go into administrative recess so that i can properly rape this monkey
i second again

To my fellow parliament members and the general public viewing via the associated press. I humbly withdraw from this senate until order is restored. All I have to say to my constituents at home and abroad is: we all loved Shinzo Abe, John F Kennedy and Julias Caesar. Just imagine what could happen to a Brazilian that nobody even likes at all. Good health and goodnight. Slava Srbija

>>213583172
Vetoed. I hereby expell the entire American delegation from this parliament

I am proclaiming myself a dictator for life, AVE ME

The Brazilian-Swedish coalition has clearly gone rampant, motion for a coup and the arrest of evildoers

Due to the threats made against myself and this parliament, I hereby declare martial law and order the arrest of the following anons:
>>213583172
>>213583220
>>213583248

>>213583293
THIS IS TREASON, ARREST THIS MAN! HE HAS NO POWER IN THIS CHAMBERS

>>213583292
You're arrested too

>>213581746
Aye

>>213583293
I already withdrew to my helicopter and then back to my country where I'm a sovereign. You have no authority here.

I submit a motion for a special military operation of /vt/

>>213581746
The motion to rangeban Argentina has been approved with unanimous support

>>213583326
No, it’s your powerhungry behind that’s being sent in the slammer

I'm putting forward a motion to declare the Brazilian gentleman incompetent and to call a vote to place him under legal guardianship.

>>213583325
>>213583386
Soldiers, send these anons to the sissification camps.
>>213583343
I order the army to prepare the invasion of whatever shithole this man is hiding in.
>>213583417
Vetoed. And you're off to the camp too.

>>213583440
Can we get this madman out of here? He’s acting like Ceaucescu during his final days.

>>213583440
You'll be deposed if you're lucky. You want to be lucky, trust me.

>>213581731 (OP)
As the God-Emperor of the Subcontinental Poo Horde
I motion for the liquidation of Micks

>>213583477
>>213583500
Enough with the treasonous talk!

Motion to make twitter screen caps an /int/ intangible cultural heritage practice protected by UNESCO

>>213583574
Vetoed

>>213581746
Motion racist againt POC
Aye

>>213583417
Aye

We shall remember the Brazilian representative for what he once was, not what he devolved into. But now into new things; motion for everyone here to receive one gf for free.

>>213583626
kyllä

>>213581731 (OP)
>The EU delegation is being pretty freaking gay right now so they can't have my LNG until they stop

Distinguished colleagues, I ask that you direct your attention to the following video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7BwecWe4mc

>>213583626
>motion for everyone here to receive one gf for free.
Motion approved. Here's your parliament assigned gf

>>213581746
I enter the thread and the first thing I find is this, shiiiiiiit

>>213583616
Thank you for your added support, USA. But the motion has already been accepted, which is an outstanding achievement towards real progress.

All rise fellow gentlemen and gentlewomen for the national anthem of my country
https://youtu.be/Wa4DCp6cl2U?si=slogkPdpYe5JxFZN

>>213583833
not big enough

Guards, the disgraced Brazilian is here again ranting incomprehensibly.
>>213583813
Motion to preserve this cultural treasure for future generations.

>>213583886
Soldiers, take the Finn to his parliament assigned gf

>>213582666
Aye

Petition to rangeban Brazil otherwise known as motion "No banana for you". Yay or nay?

>>213582666
Motion vetoed

>>213581746
Aye

>>213583946
Vetoed

>>213583921
Dead colleague I advise you to exit the chambers and return home until your replacement is determined by Brazil (with the CIAs help, so this doesn't happen again)

>>213583967
Brazil only is allowed one veto per session. I would ask the Brazilian delegation to further stop interrupting the legal and binding rulings of this honorable procession. Speaker please cut his mic.

Motion to formally recognise Taiwan and declare China the enemy of humanity

>>213583981
*Ahem. "Dear colleague" I meant. Did I say that? How embarrassing

>>213583921
I will now quote my distinguished argument from the 2019 constitutional crisis: no u

>>213583994
>Speaker please cut his mic.
I am the speaker, retard. And I have unlimited vetoes.

>>213584017
Sorry you just got voted out see you later bitch nigga

>>213584017
You've been relieved of your position by your colleagues. Can be relieved of a lot more, sir I advise you to exit the chamber or remain quiet

>>213583995
Aye. Motion approved with unanimous support.
>>213584027
>>213584039
You don't have the power to remove me from my post.

>>213584017
You have been demoted to glory hole janitor by the honorable procession. Don't see this as a setback see it as a way to improve in your future endeavors.

>>213584064
You and your American colleagues have already been expelled from this parliament.>>213583231

>>213584093
That's funny how can someone who has been defenestrated out of Parliament have an opinion?

All of this truly makes me miss the days when we openly hated and incited violence on eachother instead of hiding behind fancy words and university degrees. Motion to travel back in time.

I make one last motion to declare Angela Rochista constitutional queen of /int/. I'm going to bed now. And since there's no one fit to replace me, I declare this parliament adjourned until Swedish anon returns. Any motion made after this reply is invalid, but voting on existing motions may continue. Anyone who tries to usurp the position of speaker will be punished by hanging.

Obligatory

>>213581731 (OP)
why does it look like a menorah

wow parliament accomplishes nothing