Grass Wonder edish
1995 - 2025
>>213604511 (OP)Keeping this one alive, lad. So it'll be the next /new/
You tried, you lost the first time but I'll let you have the win the second time since Canslad is a Helpfullad
>>213606243desperately trying to repair your damaged reputation. pathetic
Drinking beer is grim. You're going to wake up feeling foul and was it really worth it?
I need to finish up these piss bottles
>>213606424A hangover lasts a day. Memories last forever.
first for breaking old habits, stepping out of your comfort zone, and trying something new
having a nice gin and tonic
>>213606435fucking squibby head btihch
>>213606424or just dont drink to excess
*enters thread wearing a novelty oversized cowboy hat*
>>213606445I drink by myself and play the same few video games
yeah I said I need a girlfriend
it wasnt about anyone. actually (infact), I didnt even offer up a chance to let me try
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anime butts drive me nuts
Wonder if Canslad is just a fictional character or if there is really a man in his 40s who drinks alone and lords over a general thread on a Taiwanese knitting forum
>>213606509had a dream about her recently
>>213606513Has he ever posted any kind of proof
>>213606486Get me 1 inch tall and between those cheeks PRONTO
>>213606445>memories last forever95%+ of every drinking memory I have is overwhelmingly negative, same for most people I know
going to austria next week
might have a mountain wankeroo
>>213606486imagine if in lopunny thigh-highs and mega lopunny tights
>>213606445Nobody here drinking is making memories when they drink other than sitting in their smeggy bedrooms
>>213606543>>213606565It's a sign in my local
>>213606435Are those fucking cat ears, lad?
The only anime I ever watched was that yugioh one
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Interesting.
>>213606486need them to fart and shit in my mouth
>>213606565omg we've been UTTERLY ODNEEEEEEEEEEE
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2 burgers for lunch? yes sir
woman take me in your arms
FUCK ME BABY
>>213606565smeggy home office actually
so that's you done
need to train your horse girl to get nice(r) butts and thighs
>>213606591You've been mind-raped by pubberg
>>213606625pokemon go to the polls
tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty you're listening to the boy from the big bad city this is jam hot
this is jam hot
>>213606565I sit in my basement or on the couch while getting shitfaced
>>213606597wasn't interesting the first time you posted it, still isn't interesting now
>>213606666how can you fuck up standing still underwater
>>213606701Well the owner is a woman
>>213606683scrombobiltasting.
>>213606683face of a champion
Beer isn't even fun to drink. After the initial 2 pints or big cans you've reach the peak of the drunk and the rest is trying to get back to it while the amount you have left dwindles and it's depressing.
netanyahu should go a press conference on gaza where he just sings yes we have no bananas by louis prima
>>213606597>flagthought it zaire or some shithole
>>213606761what kind of lightweight little bitch reaches peak drunkeness after two pints
I'm taking antibiotic medicine so i cannot drink
>>213606761>After the initial 2 pints or big cans you've reach the peak of the drunkYou get drunk after two pints?
Are you a child or a woman?
>>213606592horse ears, she's Haru Urara from uma musume
> After the initial 2 pints or big cans you've reach the peak of the drunk
>>213606797People who aren't grim obese alkie twats
winner
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>>213606591sign in my local
>>213606761agree with this but only for pints.
a pint is too big. they get old real fast
tins whether chubby or tall are the container and volume
>>213606798ex drank when she was on morphine
>>213606666Why didn't she just hold on to her helmet?
til that it hasn't been called Zaire since 1997 all of all things, fuck my life. I am so old ain't I?
>>213606740corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>213606840that was the best text they could use for the top there?
Wanking and listening to Angerfist
>>213606820such a dummy it's unbelievable
>>213606847well do I sound like a lawless scoundrel? no
>>213606761there are too many calories in beer and you start noticing when you hit your 30s. only drink wine or spirits now me
>10 years at Everton for boss who proves you don't need trophies to be a winner but he is a winner
>>213606798Weakling, pro drunkards here of all places drink regulary on antabus. I thought you lot were nr one in alcol consumtion.
>>213606941lolzorz. pooey dog
>>213606740uhhh mate those are little children
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QnFzRf-cwE
mad how many people routinely consume cocaine in this country.
nothing wrong with a line once in a while for a special occasion but so many gimps can't even have a pint without thinking about calling it in
>>213606909Yeah, I usually have 2 pints max, then i hop on spirits
>>213606821the egao told her she won, urara is at peace... she won
>>213606941And that is why my uncle was banned from our house after one certain chrismas
>>213606984omg just let people enjoy things
Don't care. Alcohol and especially beer is horribly grim.
>>213607005What are you talking about
>>213606959you're one of these pro drunkards I take it?
Not getting pot noodle anymore. Off that muck.
Don't care. Alcohol and especially beer is peng.
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>>213606464https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGbiWnoWTto&list=PL234CE9AC5166CDDD
More of a sombrero man
>beer
fat
>wine
gay
>spirits
nasty poison
the choice is clear here
>>213607026Ironically being underweight saved me, I get buzzed on low level beer. I am very cheap to operate as we say here.
The most degrading bit of the speed awareness course is when they make you pretend you’re not only there so you don’t get 3 points
>>213607031upgraded to nissin have you?
I thought I would always look young but more recently I have begun to look old and decrepit
>>213607012my uncle is such a bizarre name for a dog
right well thats a little spanish fella getting his throat ripped open by a rampaging bull then isn't it
the most kino way to get drunk is to simply inject ethanol into your veins and bypass all that drinking palaver
>>213607096screqtequeyhfrtg
>>213607088same. happened to me at 35. thats the moment you become old
>>213607088Older
Fatter
Balder
>>213607096Pot and peas or how the saying goes
>>213607088my wrinkles above my eyebrow have gotten more pronounced
is there such a thing as a cockbook. like a book designed like a cookbook but it's willy pics
>>213607113not an alcoholic so the quality of the drink is a big part of the enjoyment
hate hate hate sex havers
resentful incel freak me
absolutely buzzing for my resort holiday in Gaza next year after Israel get it sorted x
Have you ever been to Japan? Did you have sex with a sexy Japanese woman?
how come Britain doesn't have its own version of ICE rounding them all up and sending them back
business idea: a book designed like a cookbook but it's willy pics
>>213607150your family picture albums is probably a good place to start
>>213607181woke won't allow it
>>213607088not me. i have a skin care regimen you see.
>>213607150Think andy warhol put one outbor mayne yoko ono. Thinking of counter culture, late 60s yeah?
>>213607201yoko ono did bums
im back...
SEEEEEEEX mood horse
>>213607150I vaguely remember a friend of mine having something like that at her apartment
>>213607165you all inclusive lad?
>>213607150no because that would be silly wouldn't it
>>213607088get the skin care routine going
>>213607196why? are you implying my family are nudists or that are are only figuratively cocks (i.e. idiots)
>>213607181our version of ICE rounds them up on the border (in the sea) and helps them get here safely
I sort of believe that at least a few people want me to do better and not get trapped and fucked over in the future...
It's Friday night, why are you here?
>>213607254me on the right
i dont think i look particularly old but i abuse caffeine and nictoine so im sure i am burning up my youthfulness quickly
>>213607256You'll get world weary one day too
>>213607254thats a kid on his lap you nonce
>>213607223You don’t have any friends DTFIC
shut up Canada! and I dont think it is
>>213607146horse racing gacha game and anime
Not a fan of these extra extra aged Toscano cigars, too strong, much prefer the classico variety, shan't be buying those again.
going to watch a film called "good will hunting"
Business idea
If I'm still alive in an hour, get the BIG cans
>>213607265I'm not I'm off to a big gay orgy
Suppose you weren't invited then
>>213607296Haha oh right I forgot
>>213607291no offense but I am more "world weary" than you, spacker
Gran's shit the bed again
She's off to assisted living soon.
>>213607329Then off into the night for some "good willy hunting"
Always feel like total dogshit for days after drinking beer. Never happens on spirits.
sir sier ktarmer never had what it takes to be a varsity athlete
>>213607323rare that I get the time for a full-size cigar these days. prefer a 20 minute smoke or a cigarillo most of the time
>>213607309What is gacha?
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leftypol slurping up the contents of his dementia-suffering gran's nappy
kpop desu lads
https://youtu.be/ArmDp-zijuc?si=9bGLD7HNdKDzMB3f
letfypol snogging his dad
>>213607384It's where incels gamble on anime pictures they're in love with
Beer is spiritually harmful to the soul
>>213607329such a stupid bait title
it's neither about perusing charity shops in america nor speaking to solicitors about what happens with your possessions when you die
>>213607265[Medicine 8] <Lie> I've got a bit of a sore throat, can't go out tonight
protest
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done them
>>213607399Not sure, she's shit the bed only once before. Keeps forgetting so maybe early stages
>>213607265I've got no mates you see
>>213607323not being funny but what sort of cunt smokes cigars
>>213607375Toscanos are great, you're supposed to chop them in half, which lasts about 30-40 minutes, but they are strong and chunky so not like those shitty cuban puritos or panatellas.
Too bad they cost £50 a pack here when they are like 6 Euros in Italy so I only stock up when I go on holiday
>>213607386Ah lad, tell Gazzlad you'll give him a blowie as an apology
And offer mumberg one too
>>213607408You're kidding right?
>>213607449>getting mad about what anonymous people on the Internet enjoyloser alert
>>213607453you're sucking on brown falluses make of that what you will
>>213607478i'm not mad i'm calling you a cunt
i like friday because people are drunk which makes me better at games than them
>>213607399Not sure, she's shit the bed only once before. Keeps forgetting so maybe early stages?
>i'm not mad i'm calling you a cunt
>>213607265It's only quarter to 3
Detain. Deport.
Detain them, and then deport them.
>what should we call our character
>how about will hunting since he's a good guy and we can make a weirdly curious title to trick everyone into watching it so we can become hollywood royalty
>>213607513watch out there's a bear behind you
>>213607497What games you playin
looking at colombian bums on 'turbate
Goodwill...Hunting
They wanted to help him
>>213607533the least believable part is that an irishman was smart enough to get a doctorate in psychology
marc ecko's getting up: contents under pressure type of situatuin
we need to dox ruby's home so we can annex the land and make it the /brit/ compound
NHS and sex, nurse sex, nurse dressed like my little pony sex horse
>>213607556for me it's the ones with big fat lactating tiddies
>>213607607>contents under pressure type of situatuinSays anon from
>flag
>>213607384mobile games that has a gachapon like system you roll for a chance of obtaining characters and/or items
in uma musume you roll for horses and support cards. the better the suport cards the better your horses will perform and in turn you'll gain more recourses from races
>>213607409https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iFQ3uA5X_qk
>>213607605I'm a fake bi if that'll do
>>213607620heathernonce tier post
I want to sexually recourse those horse, though
currently
>>213607625nurse with wound
leftypol thinking of african penises every time he sees something vaguely oblong and brown
goth girl sex arse
https://www.tiktok.com/@chlolunaa/video/7536236756891340054
Wish I had been on that train with the naked black lad I would've dekegged myself in solidarity
Who knew horse gambling would be the thing that glues the normgroids to anime
>>213607617for me it's seiko
blood sex...
(you cant ask them to cut themselves though thats not nice)
wounded nurse patch-up sex and cuddle and sex
>>213607658what's fake bi
>>213607733forgot all about her
>>213607707this website went downhill when you people came here from Facebook you boomer normoid spastic
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rorke's tea
BIG NEWS IN THE HOMOSEXUAL COMMUNITY
wish it were the early 2000s again
wounded nurse bleeding licking wounds training nurses dog not period blood (gross)
>>213607733wish I had a booktuber gf
insanehow there is now going to be an old man going out into the world from now, seeing anime around and thinking "yep, horses got them into this. I like horse gambling, I am literally just like you!" about town with all the anime fans
>>213607760sometimes I fantasise about her being my daughter by Poppy Corby Tuech, whom I lose contact with when she is a few months old, then she finds me as an 18 year old to tell me her mum has died and we begin an illicit relationship of our own and I impregnate her
Which one of you motherfuckers wants to throw hands?
Anywhere
Anytime
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>>213607733only when scienceyoutube goes parttimebookyoutube
>>213607707anime always wins in the end
be right back (not off for a wank by the way)
brb. IM NOT WANKING!
When I was in bed with a girl in uni I didn’t have sex with her so we just laid in bed and talked and cuddled a bit and in the morning she said "have you ever had sex before? because you really need to tiger" What did she mean by that?
>>213607856thats hot (in your imagination)
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>>213607886Wank to GaryEats!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJwt2dxx9yg
Beat The Lamb and Blue Baby with The Lost. Wanted Mega Satan too but didn't have the key. Anyways that's my Binding of Isaac update. thanks for reading x
>>213607907oh dear
i hope this is a joke
>>213607863Used to shadow box as kid. Havnt done it for two decades i but i still suspect i flip you on your bum.
Paul Joseph Watson sex arse
>>213607907she wanted raped
>>213607956bet you would, woofter
>>213607960baby yeti lookin nigga
>>213607907how do you end up in bed with a girl and not try to have sex? what happened to lead to you being in bed?
sex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1tTDEo7Hhk
This may come as a shock to some of you lads but women do not like being raped.
>>213607640Sounds fucking retarded if I'm being perfectly honest with you mate
>>213607960As always, let's give it a go!
>>213607982Yh you're an old alkie twat. It happens. Get to bed unc and enjoy feeling shite when you wake up.
>>213607997I dunno, lad
When I was raping spaino byshoving the BIG cans up his hairy little shaven boy arse he enjoyed it
>>213607960schoolgirl tights
>>213607992I wanted her to make the first move
Are you actually a nonce?
>>213607983You and I, met me down at the wharf!
ffs just woke up from a " shot nap" in the afternoon
fucked it, absolute fucked it
>>213608053hahahaha
spaino? spaino? you've been done here mate haha
oh he won't reply to that
meltdown incoming
>>213608053Spaino is a man though
billy and the cloneasaurus is actually a real book written by jamie oliver
>>213607995unemployed and still living with her parents. How tragic. Glad none of us are like that
>>213607998you don't have to pay, F2P is viable to explore all their is in the game
>>213608137The concept itself sounds moronic and not fun
If it's a game I just want to play it not have to gamble to get items that other freaks pay real money for
tonight's mood
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1754679749074359.webm
prime shakira would get it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8Rwz6zBJSE&list=RDB3gbisdtJnA&index=2
>>213608173he would've offed himself by now
you just know
>>213608170different strokes for different folks