>>213617133 (OP)Boys, I'm about to sign a 5 year contact, do y'all think it's worth it? Nothing ever happens amairight?
Taft is a bum. We want Teddy back!
hate shitalians so fucking much
>>213617203Apparently the New Jersey governor Woodrow Wilson is gonna be the Democrat candidate next year. Guess I'll vote for him
>>213617133 (OP)Haha O'l willy really got us in a pickle over here with half the continent wanting to kill us now haha hope that doesn't come to bite us in the ass that we have almost no international allies hahaha
Lads, Tramway got electrified this year, i live in a relevant city now!!
>Laura Nelson and her son Lawrence were lynched in Pottawatomie County, Oklahoma on May 1, 1911. Police had investigated the African-American family's farm for a suspected cattle theft. One officer tried to examine a shotgun hanging on the wall in the kitchen but Laura became annoyed and told him not to touch it. He explained that he was only trying to disarm the weapon for safety reasons. Laura then got out a Winchester rifle she had hidden and fatally shot one of the officers.
>Her husband Austin claimed he stole the cow just because his family was hungry and had to eat. He received three years in prison. Laura and their son were dragged from jail by a mob and hung from a bridge outside Okemah and photographed. Reportedly the mob included the uncle of folk singer Woodie Guthrie, who was a year away from being born, but later in his childhood would claim to have seen lynching postcards for sale in stores.
Gonna be buying up land in the Arizona and New Mexico territories. Hopefully when they become states I'll be rich
>>213617519Open up a pharmacy and sell amphetamines there
Every shop these days is nothing but kraut silverware, kraut lamps, kraut clocks, kraut furniture. They're gonna put us out of business at this rate unless we lobby Congress for even more tariffs.
Well shit, might as well join the Yanks down south to hunt down some muslims, ain't nothing to do in Manila.
>>213617547>>213617519Color them blue, and make that your branding, that way you can set yourself apart
>>213617384ha ha best time ever to be a male under the age of 40 in France
>>213617564I hear Washington wants to phase out tariffs and replace them with an income tax. Fucking globalists
>>213617564>the COLLAPSE of Germany is IMMINENT>German Industry: A house of cards >The hidden time bomb: why Germany won't survive the next decade>5 troubling signs that Germany isn't as strong as you think it is>2 more weeks until the German Economy is in ruins *yawn*... Get some new material will ya
Ya ever met this feller Albert Fish? He's a swell house painter, always does a great job but a little screwy sometimes. Likes to tell a lot of weird jokes about eating people.
>>213617286Why democrats hate niggers so much? Is the negro man that bad? It's true they raep white women?
>>213617764Just some sore losers who tried to destroy the country back 50 years ago and lost. Pay them no mind.
>>213617650The German Empire navy building rates are implesive.
The british empire can't keep up with such shipbuilding rate!
>>213617849It's just patrol boats to guard our fishing boats o algo
>>213617849I don't trust them krauts. They look like the kind who might just start a continent-wide war if they can.
>>213617286anything would be better than the fat failure
>>213617133 (OP)that's what /int/ was like in 1911? that's crazy
>>213619299Long live His Majesty Nicholas II, lord and autocrat of all the Russias!
>>213617133 (OP)This looks like the average canning goods factory in my country. So wypipo living standards only improved post WW2?
>>213619975they had phased out child labor by then
My cousin Fred just bought a Ford, he's the first person in our town to have a motor car. Ah it's a lark to go for a ride in her, the wind blowing through your hair on a fine day.
>>213617133 (OP)Judging by their clothing this was probably during the winter months. Not that Louisiana gets "cold" or anything but it is cooler that time of year with much lower humidity.
>>213617528nothing, just that you may want to consider emigrating here shortly. i hear Wisconsin has a lot of Germans in it you'll be right at home.
>>213617133 (OP)*sound of ragtime piano intensifies*
Well it's only 78 years until Taylor Swift is born. Enjoy it while it lasts.
>>213617133 (OP)Hopefully our new immigration laws will keep undesirable nonwhites out of Australia, like the Greeks or the French