ITT: we act like Millennials

~35, married, 2 kids
mid level management, 150k
mortgage halfway paid off
$200k in retirement account

>>213617276 (OP)
I don't need to pretend, I'm old

>>213617354

>>213617350
unrealistic

>>213617350
Based
Rent is due zoomers!

>>213617276 (OP)
Hey.

>>213617495
Agreed.
~35, divorced, 0 kids.
low level management, <90k
rent takes up 80% of paycheque
one sick day away from declaring bankruptcy

>>213617276 (OP)
Oh my gosh, it's like, so problematic that they don't offer me decolonized coffee at work

why do so many millenial men online talk shit about millenial women, they seem a lot better than women my age, i legit feel like pulling out a shotgun every time they tell me about a gay ass tiktok trend.

>>213617556
>Was machen diese kleinen Engländer in meinem Kaffee?
>Es sieht so aus, als wären sie am Sklavenhandel beteiligt.

>>213617584
Some of them are pretty alright. Others are 2nd gen Karens.

"I finally got around to torrenting The Office, now I can rewatch it for the fifth time!"

>>213617598
OMG Bestie is that you learning Germxn??? I'm like so proud of you!!!!

>>213617664
Why don't zoomers torrent

>>213617704
We do albeit

>tfw forgot my age this year for the first time in my life
It's so over

>>213617664
I've never watched the American office and never will

>>213617676
I needed a bit of help, but I'm not afraid to admit it.
I work in/around film and commercials, my impression of millenials is just a vapid gay valley-girl.

>>213617805
You're such a Chandler

>>213617704
They don't how to use anything that isn't an IOS app

>>213617815
>I work in/around film and commercials, my impression of millenials is just a vapid gay valley-girl.
are zoomies aware that 4chan was created by a millennial and its edgy schizo culture was also created by millennials for obvious timing reasons?

>>213617815
Thats like so brave of you to be vulnerable like that sis, I'm so listening like right now

>>213617879
is it impossible for Millennials not to have a superiority complex?

Dude, like legalize weed right now man, im such an alcoholic LOL.

>>213617888
Yes.
>>213617912
Case in point: gay valley girl.

>>213617921
every generation has it, I see it from boomers, millennials and zooms zooms, just on different topics.
Gen Xers are too vague of a generation to be honest, I either think they're boomers or millennials depending on their age

>>213617921
Lend me your ear, bro.
We were dealt the rawest hand, right? So, like, we deserve the most hugs. Our great war is a spiritual war, and our great depression is our lives.

>>213617969
My impression is that in America Millennials are the Californians of age-groups (i have never been there)

>>213617921
Sorry zoomzoom, every generation will have a strength and the millennials have been blessed with the ability to use computers in increasingly irrelevant ways

>>213617276 (OP)
>*goes to anime communities
>*groom teen anime fans*

>>213618027
It's pretty accurate.
Then again, a lot of Californians don't talk like that - but they're not the panned gold that stereotypes are made of!

>>213618037
Millennial w desu

>>213617276 (OP)
But we ARE millenials?

alright niggers here's some real millennial stats

>35 years old
>kissless virgin
>on neetbux ever since dropped out of college

That's it really.

>>213618727
here's my failed millennial stats
>34
>khhv
>hs dropout
>not on neetbux but holding on for dear life with neet wfh job

I know a really good bar with many different beers and they have retro game consoles

>>213619436
Oh yeah, Et In Barcadia Ego. The owner's a divorcee with four kids. She wants me.

>>213618029
Torrenting and basic i2p skills are becoming more important, not less. This year alone, not to mention the last decade+ of streaming, should be the writing on the wall that you need physical media and alternate methods of communication. Today, 4chan. Tomorrow, your government tells you that only specific sites are allowed. The day after, your Steam library is deleted because the games are "violent and obscene."

>>213617276 (OP)
millennials are mid 80s-1999
2000 and above are zoomers