"Hurt me good" edition.

odd thread

Having a lovely pancake this morning mmmm

>>213623226 (OP)
Twitter coal

just seen an obese african woman with 3 kids walking with her shopping on her head
it is so fucking over

>>213624744
>>213624765
Be quiet you joyless cunt

>>213624747
7 days ago Friday? Why did you do that?

>>213623226 (OP)
aryan gem from hyperborea

>>213624747
Why'd you not eat for a week

>>213624797
back of the line pal, I asked first

>>213623226 (OP)
idgi, is sour candy the new hot sauce or something

Can we get a quick update on the sausages? Because you like your sausages cooked a little bit longer. So, I got a message that said, "Mark, you're cooking your sausages now for another 8 minutes. Can we have a quick update on the sausage front?" Because I like mine cooked a little bit longer. Yeah, I like mine cooked a little bit longer. I think they're done now. They are, guys. Let's have a taste. Come on, let's have a taste. Hot. Yeah. I like mine cooked a little bit longer, guys. They're a little bit dry, but they'll do. I like them like that. That's how you cook your sausages. No food poisoning for me, my lad.
No, I'll never get food poisoning. And you know why? I'm going to tell you why. You might wonder why, but I'm going to tell you. I like mine cooked a little bit longer.
Cooked a little bit longer.

>>213624812
Pal, I swear to God, I don't think you know who you're talking to.

>>213623226 (OP)
I like sour candy too but I stopped eating it because it is not good for your teeth

>>213623226 (OP)
ahh yes.... british culture

>>213624794
>>213624797
Can you boys get on the blower to KFC and tell them to sort their game out

>>213624781
>african: existing, minding their own business
>gammon british male: >:(

*surreptitiously googles blower australian slang*
>In Australian slang, "blower" is an informal term for a telephone.
what the fuck?

>>213624841
I stopped eating it because it makes me feel sick. can't really enjoy anything sweet or sour anymore. I'm privy to salt and savoury. thanks for reading my blog post

was at the petrol station filling up the car when an african uber driver pulled up beside me and started filling his car up too

it’s fucking over lads. country’s gone to shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34pp8RKhIWQ

6 days until diego

>>213624909
t. diego

right get the covfefe brewed

>>213624892
it's the same in engerland
you've never heard it before?

got the police on the blower

I was going to review the australian wine I drank yesterday but I got quite drunk and can't remember any of my tasting notes

>>213624947
*effective*

they should do uber discounts where you get to go somewhere but only or drivers who are making a pickup
they drop you off where the other person is getting picked up

>>213624934
nah

>>213624892
it's common slang here too, thought you would have heard of it

not a single believable post on here. Go to any other board or sub-general and you have people actually talking to each other. But here for some reason, you have weird spambots posting gibberish and that indian lad from camden that calls everybody " rorke"

>>213624947
mate i just buy cheap 5 dollar bottles and drink i with ice so it's enjoyable. it goes down smooov and tastes scranulous

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DMxYEgWgN6M/

this is a commercial - holy fuck this is how american mega corps see the UK.

Jesus christ its so fucking over

Rorke bruv what you sayin???

>>213624980
I don't like cold wine, I prefer a nicely warmed red

feel bad when you see a really good actor in a show and you search them up and theyve barely got any roles

>>213625000
the darkies are bad
tha whities and the slanties are the only good ones

>>213624994
the uk is a shithole in fairness

>>213624994

>>213624994
dont throw stones when you live in a glass house

>>213625021
what show?

Feeling a little stiff after yesterday sledgehammer and whisky antics lads. Got blisters on my soft little office wanker hands, but the concrete is all broken up at least

>>213625031
poois on the ropes

ok I will eat it!!

ah yes is errrr 95% of the US population living in grinding poverty but because they dont speak to the IRS or qualify to pay tax they're not counted in the statistics so the US looks like its all billionaires and totally not wings of redemption tier mobile home misery and obesity?

katy nursing pg tip now

having read the books and having played the games, i welcome ciri in the witcher 4 (provided we get full on cissors scenes)

was meant to have a couple of pints max with some mates but on the way home got some whisky, picked up some coke, then did all the coke and got some more, then i went to town to look for some cock to suck. coke always makes me gay
woke up with the worst regret of my life and hate myself and feel very bad for my wife

>>213625051
how are you meant to eat food like this with your hands that also has sauce all over it, without feeling like an indian
i will never eat fries ('chips') with ketchup drenched on or get the in-n-out animal style ones for this very reason

>>213625051
the brownification of greggs

>>213625045
Status of leftypol's skull??

>>213625078
i think you're supposed to dip them

just remembered the photos of morrissey dressed as david sylvian
my heart is overflowing

>>213625074
it happens

>>213625074
keep it on blogger next time yeah?

>>213625093
yeah obv but that pic and the in-n-out thing im talking about just drowns the food in the sauce

>>213625078
Spork, b. Carry a reusable wooden spork with you to reduce waste

>>213625112
use a fork if it's chips

>>213625078
you're meant to eat animal style fries with the fork they give you
silly

>>213625112
when they;'re served like this i guess you gotta use a fork

might rewatch all the wes anderson films while eating crisps

>>213625085
Unfortunately intact and full of nonsense

lovely katy showering

>>213625131
Royal Tenenbaums is GOATed

>>213625112
it's done for eye-catching advertising purposes, it's not supposed to illustrate how to eat the food you fucking helmet

didnt realise /brit/ was full of fucking retard teenagers doing coke and eating shite

I'm 13 beers in on the night lads and have hiccups. Not on. Need to drink something carbonated (like beer) to relieve it.

how is this "racism"

>>213625005
i drink red too, but i don't drink wine for the taste. i drink it to get drunk, and icy cold red wine down the gullet is tip top

It I lived in Scotland I'd be obese. The fried pizza is absolutely gorgeous.

>>213625144
for me personally it's life aquatic x

95% of all non-white people cannot swim

just so you know i never click instagram or twitter links because they try to force me to make an account

>>213625158
ktwm

>>213625151
think the mxeican part is considered racist mate

the uk wont exist soon

>>213625145
misleading advertising then

>>213625152
I wish we had goon here, closest we have is stuff like buckfast but it's not even cheap

>>213625179
Not him but that's pretty fucking tame for 4chan racism.

>>213625189
HAHAHAHAHA *looks at france* well at least i'm not going alone HAHAHAHAHAHA

Can't get into camgirls who pretend to be at the office with a "coworker" in the background when it's clearly the weekend, breaking the illusion that she is at work.

howling
>>>/tv/213519711
>>>/tv/213519738

>>213625192
Does it say "serving suggestion"? If no, it's not a serving suggestion, it's simply what some graphic designer thought would make you want to buy it.

>>213625131
every film after rushmore has been shit
royal tenenbaums had a few funny bits but on the whole it was awful
bottle rocket and rushmore are good though

>>213625150
Get off the muck

>>213625051
Honestly looks grengg if it's real KFC gravy. I've read they use the chicken scraps to make it in-shop though so not sure if it would be like the real stuff.

>>213625211
we will go down together my brother, we will embrace as the brown sea engulfs us

>>213625166
also utter shit

why do I like the idea of films but never enjoy watching one? I just always think they're shit at some point or I don't want to watch one I've already seen.

The UK has uploaded itself in to the cloud. Warping in and out of time and space. An ultra modern zerg hivemind, a globalist computer chip, vast swathes of this island will be paved over in Factorio-style endless factories producing AI technology to create fake Onlyfans accounts. Thats what you dont understand you see, its not "over" for Britain at all. Britain is centuries to the future, you just dont know it yet.

>>213625194
goon is no different than cheap bottled wine mate. i buy 2 bottles a merlot by rivers landing for $4.50 and chancellors and co sauvignon for $5.00

i just used to get gravy because i don't want a corn on the cob, not because the gravy was nice

>>213625251
I respectfully disagree with your opinion

I live on a marina that i would love to swim in but it's polluted so I can't, also it's not allowed

>>213625250
lad, unless there's an accident, i don't intend to go down alone
never waste an end, never waste a suicide

>>213625220
fuck if I were a cute twinky junior and some hot black guy whipped put his bbc so casually and disrespectfully I would just have to get on my knees and start sucking

>>213624994
cooked us, i'm afraid

>>213625260
Get the forens on

>>213625292
mate

>>213625295
Even then I've watched a bunch and only enjoyed a handful, mostly Kurosawa films

>Billy, 28, a higher education administrator, meets Phoebe, 28, an environmental student
How'd you think it went?

>>213625315
I'm not gay mind, just imagining if I were a gay twink

pissed off at my retarded useless overwatch team

>>213625277
I'd get the bbq beans if I wasn't going to eat the gravy. But these days I'd never not get the gravy if it was an option, and if there was anything boneless like the strips or popcorn chicken.
Of course, none of those are available in KFC here, which defeats most the fun of KFC. Can't imagine dipping a drumstick into gravy, though.

>>213625271
I know, I'm saying we just don't have cheap wine here. Lowest price for a 75cl bottle I can find is about $7.20 dollarydoos each

>>213625339
who do you play

>>213624907
16:42 morrissey is christian now?
22:35 the end of this interlude made me titter

>>213625319
shes cute

Morning team. How is everyone today?

going to be living on my own as a incel soon. what are some hobbies i can do that will prevent spiraling into gooning

>>213625360
hands off tim and or ed

>>213625352
venture and mccree mostly

>>213625319
I read this earlier, for once the bloke actually wasnt interested either
also she cute but she can't dress herself for shit

its saturday lads

wakawakawakawakawaka

>>213624907
is that vinnie on his head

>>213625348
thats still very cheap for something that is imported (probably from australia)

what you need to do is trick a woman into becoming emotionally attached to you

>>213625319
I'm gonna say it was a no from her.

>>213625389
just drawn up my list of weekend objectives i want to complete

>>213625348
mate... it's an extra $2.20 ya jewish cunt lol though i suppose if you're an alcy like me who drinks every week, then the extra money will start accumulating

um

>>213625406
don't do that

metric mongs be like: yes sir ill have a "big beer"

alri gettting near one shotted by imlerith
need to sober up and be careful
for some reason i remember the witches being more difficult

>>213625378
get a gf. literally only way to stop being a gooner

>>213625378
have no specific suggestions but it needs to be something you do outside. When I first moved out and realised I could just wank any time anywhere nothing would stop me doing it unless I was physically distanced from the computer

>>213625425
ok

>>213625428
i feel like such a fucking melt ordering beers in europe like that.

>>213625373
Morning

>>213625428
literally this, except we say large in english (although the word in polish for large is both big and large at the same time)
does get confusing for the places that sell litre steins, or those long tubes with like 3 or 5 litres of beer

Mini chocolate Weetabix and half a mango loco for breakfast team

>>213625459
Morning mate

>>213625419
oh have you now

...do telll

dangerous day to be a big beer

translation: Billy was a 28 year old virgin and I didn't like him because I'm a normal 28 year old woman

made sure to let people know he keeps budgies, was quite different from everyone else she knows, sweet & genuine (i.e can't shag)

>>213625485
>>213625467
fuck off and die you smelly hobgoblin

i didn't choose the vf life the vf life chose me

>>213625406
I did this once by accident
She started to get VERY clingy, trying to get me to meet her mum and talking about marriage pacts and shit
once I was driving her home and she started confessing she felt the most safe when she was with me and shit
needless to say I bailed on that fast

>>213625493
What's the golden beetroot?

might read prince of nothing. I heard there's lots of sex and gore in it and I don't like that but I'm so painfully bored I'm willing to give it a try

>>213625486
fix bathroom door
fix bin lid
batch cook some meals
book a haircut
get some clothes on Vinted
do some research for a couple of projects
buy train tickets for holidayberg next month

>>213625514
is the castle in krakow worth going to? what about the museums?

>>213625514
Phoebe ordered the golden beetroot steak with an oyster ceviche and a lovely non-alcoholic wine while Billy, 28, ordered the chicken tenders and a pint of Sprite.

had a dream i did a poo outside the front door and mum had to clean it up

Alri

>>213625493
she looks very cute in the main pic but they are actually looksmatched

>>213625549
lol done her

>>213625549
and heaven knows I'm miserable now

Can't keep doing these 40 hour weeks at ALDI. It's killing me.

>>213625493
you can tell she's an extremely difficult person to be around

>>213625544
stop spreading false information

>>213625514
it's a yellow beet

>>213625493
Need to be a 6ft black man with a 15 inch soft willy who sells drugs and murders people in his spare time to even have a chance at shagging a munter in starmer's britain

What happened to andrew gosden?

>>213625579
ywnbaw

>>213625579
make an onlyfans i want to see your tits and arse and little willy

>>213625559
On a genetic level sure but socially she is leagues above him. He gives off the vibe of an autistic lad whose mum dresses him.

>>213625559
>off on a romantic date better dress like a turn of the century librarian lol

going laldy in aldi

https://xhamster.com/videos/demure-and-modest-latina-wife-with-small-tits-has-first-hotwife-experience-with-bwc-bull-xhrHh5n

Corr

brit going 5 minutes without mentioning black men’s willies challenge

rorkes whip

>>213625504
Same but she was BPD and insane causing my first relationship to be tumultuous and emotionally damaging. When I left her for cheating on me (for the 4th time) she told me to kill myself and then denied that she said that even when I showed her screenshots because "that wasn't her it was because of her mental problems".

>>213625619
Her or him?

>>213625624
>regular sex video
>this modest shy wife legal teen is getting KEKED by this [insert race] stepbrother BULL

>>213625619
they look fine incel

>>213625579
get a real job

>>213625624
cant watch this

:-]

>>213625538
The castle is good if you don't visit many castles. It can drag a bit after a while if you're sick of old paintings, I liked the armoury/treasury bit. Don't know the price as my father in law pulled some strings to get us a better deal. I didn't love it, but if I was here only once I would regret not going.
The national museum is pretty decent, I love the aviation museum for all the old planes and helicopters it has, there's even Pope John Pauls personal MI-8. The home army museum sounds fun, it's right near where I live but don't want to go without a British friend. The arcade museum actually seems like fun. Under the cloth hall there's a nice museum that shows some old slice of life stuff of the area which is pretty nice.
What I do recommend for sure is you get the tram/bus to Nowa Huta the old communist "utopia" they built. There's an old nuclear bunker you can go in.
Don't go to the butterfly museum the butterflies are mostly dead.

>>213625640
I was referring to the girl, the guy dresses like a 14 year old with assburgers

>>213625647
Oy gevalt

why does he post the AI cocktails

Working full time would be alright if I didn't have an hour walk each way and didn't have other responsibilities like cleaning the house

>>213625634
sounds like my boyfriend lololol

>>213625604
That doesn't sound adventurous to me but what do I know, I eat beetroot soup often.

>>213625652
He fucking does not look fine. Imagine you're a 28 year old woman and this allegedly 28 year old skinnyfat manchild turns up for your blind date.

It was over before it began.

>>213625681
ywnbaw

>>213625624
can't view this. you see,

rorke smelling like lush bathbombs

>>213625694
yeah it's not to me either but I guess that indicates that he has a rather limited diet

I love Emma Watson and her poop.

>>213625695
you're being unnecessarily harsh on these people

>>213625715
Does it? To me it implies she thinks that it's exotic and likes that Billy was brave enough and broaden his horizons by trying something so weird as a golden beet.

>>213625493
Bizarre that having friends is just as normal as eating and breathing to normgroids. Couldn't be me.

>>213625716
I often fap to emma watson scat captions

>>213625712
used to love using those and throwing in one of those butterballs with whichever bathbomb I was using for the extra moisture
like I'd buy a big box with twenty different bathbombs and then twenty mini butterballs or whatever to go with them
now I just use nice epsom salts and bubble bath :)

Why does he post the emmas?

>>213625736
mate even from a completely objective non-memey view a grown man should not be rocking up to a date in trainers and a stripey t-shirt, it looks so bad. That style of glasses do him zero favours as well

>>213625617
And she's wearing an oversized autismo buttoned up shirt with a yellow bag over her shoulder. Stop worshipping women you fucking cuck.

>>213625677
>>213625771
the answer to both is mental illness

>>213625746
I thought maybe she ordered it because she likes it and he was iffy about trying it but chose to be a good sport

>>213625793
mental illness isn't real don't be so silly

>>213625667
thanks

>>213625213
don't see many of those anymore

>>213625677
cp or other illegal content embedded in the image shared from a paedo bot-net 4chan alt

>>213625773
it completely depends on what kind of date it is and what kind of people they are

>>213625695
>>213625773
strongly agree
/brit/ is full of people who dress like that i bet

>>213625736
mate you're living in a different reality if you think the average hypersocialised 28 year old woman wants to date and or marry a man who looks like that

the lad lives with his mum, has never exercised in his life, is pale and pasty, is a manlet, wore AF1s baggy chinos and an ASDA George t-shirt to a date with a grown woman. I don't know what else to tell you. If you can't see it you perhaps never will.

That lad and that woman are NOWHERE near each other in terms of socialisation and development. He is functionally a child to her.

>>213625319
let me guess he was more into her that she was to him

>>213625822
stop saying that you disgusting freak

>>213625822
wonder how many images I've saved on this site that have stuff like that hidden in them

Nowt wrong with being pale and pasty if you have nice skin

>>213625847
this

>>213625617
>gives off the vibe of an autistic lad whose mum dresses him.
he's wearing the most average clothes imaginable and all you know about him is a tiny q&a about a date he went on, how the fuck would you know what vibe he gives off

>>213625847
bros doing an incel analysis thesis cause some random guy has no drip

cronem wagging s curved baton in shower live on snapchat

boring annoying trolls
must be a raid or something
later

yea one thing i don't like is artificial difficulty

>>213625847
The pussy is firmly cemented on the pedestal

>>213625891
Later gingerfreak

>>213625880
mate you look like gollum

i've death mathed imlerith before, no reason i can't now

>>213625847
you sound insane

>>213625831
don't understand why you'd think context or the type of people would have any way of making a grown man look good in those clothes

the creeps

You HAVE to be 6'6 12 inch wanging dick Chad for homely betty in the weird button-up shirt 3 sizes too large for her and the yellow sack over her shoulder to even notice you

ol mate leaving the thread because 2 posters disagreed with his (wrong) opinion

closing the tab with tears in his eyes oh my days

swear down yeah

>>213625902
are you retarded? fuck off retard troll pig fucker
stop posting here sicko faggot freak

>>213625897
>>213625889
no he's right, you can't defend a bloke going on a date in dripped out in .... george

>>213625897
the girl can't dress either, already said that

>>213625939
>the girl can't dress either, already said that
where

>>213625928
you just make the thread shit and boring so I'm off to do something more entertaining

>>213625926
no one has worn golf shoes since 2007

>>213625915
how does he sound insane?
it sounds like he's struck a nerve

>>213625863
stop doing it

never been on a date me, feels like a humilation ritual

>>213625926
I've tried to get this joke off the ground a few times to no avail.

my total 90 humour is wasted on this general

Sucking a coffee lads

>>213625817
If you're going to go shooting then go to the Cracow Shooting Academy over anywhere else. They have the best variety of guns over all the others.

>>213625847
can you do an analysis of this one?

The /Brit/ banter is flowing like fine wine today

>>213625960
just go to a coffee shop and make small talk with the cashier

woke up way earlier than usual because of a nocturnal leg cramp

>>213625968
black hands have touched those beans

>>213625953
>2007
the year mass effect came about...

baffling brit can't comprehend how a skinnyfat man that lives with his mum and that wears tesco clothes on a date isn't a catch
probably because 90% of brit are the same way

>>213625819
they still love it in latin america, they are usually behind the curve when it comes to those trends
i like a couple of eastern euros who still do it too

>>213625980
hour what out of 134?

this is how he should have dressed lmao

>>213625983
woke up this morning
got myself a cramp

>>213625946
see
>>213625384

>>213625981
i can't do that

>>213626012
Legs nice and cramped

raping my own arse

>>213626011
Crazy how they set that up. There was no way she would have been interested

>>213626030
y not

>>213625979
lad looks fine, lass looks like a 90s mum

>>213626037
>international english teacher

>>213626037
?
Looks like a nice lad and she's pretty munted with almost zero tits

>>213626011
>>213626037
poor guy, he was doomed to fail

>>213626037
So... Finally... After all these years in the shadows... This is leftypol

>>213626040
anxiety

>>213625993
i dont live with my mum and the only 'dates' i go on are meeting with prostitutes

screaming at "first impressions"

>>213625979
tummy

>>213626062
he had no rizz whatsoever, why would anyone want to date a man that only does "guy in a lift" talk

>>213626083
>reserved, shy and family-oriented
yeah, women get the ick from that. it's over

>>213626037
That was the one where after the date ended and he'd fucked off she linked up with a real man and shagged.

brutal

>>213626037
>international english teacher
nonce

smashed my second to last bowl last night so i'm on the market for some new ones
any recs?

thinking something like these but not fucking £70

>>213626083
She sounds genuinely autistic.

>>213626097
pure unfiltered blackpill this

>>213626065
you're a walking NERVOUS system

>>213626111
talking absolute shite you wouldn't

complete and utter nonsense

>>213626083
Most the answers about their date are things she did, and she barely mentions him.
He's not even a person in her eyes, just set dressing to her experience.

>>213626103
literally just walk into a supermarket and grab 3 bowls from the home aisle

>>213626103
shop on amazon

she has the face and skin of a brick wall

>>213626121

Maybe I should start having dates with /Brit/ posters and post my reviews of them here

>>213626095
just have to find a reserved woman

>>213626154
umm....hi? :)

I'm fat and probably autistic and I only wear black jeans and dark polo shirts

>>213626167
Czesc :)

>>213626155
those type of women are exclusively into chads

>>213626154
who would want to go on a date with a fat tranny?

>>213626103
It's a fucking bowl nigga there is no need to put this kind of thought into it you're like those retarded black nigger indians on twitter who ask grok to explain the most simple concepts to them.
I hope the next bowl you smash slices your fucking neck open.

>>213626128
Mate she's autistic and looks about 45.

Not everyone's a granny shagger with mummy issues.

mad that i've seen lady gaga's bumhole

>>213626204
post it

>>213626182
How do you think your parents met?

>>213626154
Start by reviewing your sexual experiences with your uncle

>>213626176
don't have a clue what this means

>>213626212
at a pub in town in 1988. there were no fat transexuals there.

>>213626178
They're not as that would mean doing extroverted shit

>be flat chested ugly bint at 45 with frazzled blonde hair and skin that looks like it's been rubbed off a brick wall
>still have men fighting to shag you
All women have to do is make their hair blonde

Kek imagine getting sent flying by sacked tranny

just noticed my torrent client has a statistics window and it says I've downloaded 18 TB of data since I installed it, jesus christ

>>213626235
they are

man walks in kitchen, puts his phone in fruit bowl
why?
its an apple

>>213626204
youve piqued my interest

>>213626242
only thing you send flying is kids when they see Shrek Troon hobbling down the street at them

>>213626248
anything good or just smut?

>>213626242
Forgot to take your trip off you spastic
The state of you like

>>213626103
habitat do nice bowls
tk maxx too

>>213626242
spastic

>>213626211
>>213626264
its grim. you can see the poo caked in the folds plus its hairy

was posted yesterday >>213593004
>>213626211
>>213626264

yank patter

>>213626267
probably about 50% smut, 50% kino films/tv

>>213626294
don't like leaked content sorry

>>213626242
no wonder you can barely handle a shelf stacking job, you must have a room temperature IQ

>>213625052
>>213625052
>>213625052

>>213626196
u wot m8.

>>213626083
>I would've lingered longer on the train
don't understand this part am I thick