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Anonymous Bulgaria No.213629579 [Report] >>213629656 >>213630042 >>213630203 >>213631343 >>213631512 >>213632217 >>213633296 >>213636114 >>213637191 >>213638878 >>213639029 >>213640430 >>213641989 >>213643836 >>213644213
Would you name your kids something more traditional for your country or something modern/international?
Anonymous Australia No.213629656 [Report] >>213630042 >>213630442 >>213636351
>>213629579 (OP)
These retarded made up names irritate me. I feel bad for the children, but at the same time I write them off as only being worth 9/10 a normal person. With both parents being idiots it's a safe bet that the child will also be an idiot.
Anonymous Poland No.213629878 [Report] >>213629922 >>213631482 >>213632123 >>213632139 >>213632937 >>213632978 >>213635000 >>213635851 >>213636468 >>213640512 >>213642517 >>213644312
why are they like this?
Anonymous Australia No.213629922 [Report] >>213630240 >>213630481 >>213630988 >>213631297 >>213631682 >>213634009 >>213636140 >>213636404 >>213636474
>>213629878
If your parents name you Hunter you've already won at life.
Anonymous Finland No.213630042 [Report]
>>213629579 (OP)
>>213629656
Imagine having to spell that retarded mess every single time you are using your name.
Anonymous France No.213630203 [Report]
>>213629579 (OP)
Both:
If I had a girl I would either call her Lynn or Éléanore
Anonymous Bulgaria No.213630240 [Report] >>213630361 >>213631204
>>213629922
Hunter and Fisher should be friends.
Anonymous Brazil No.213630290 [Report] >>213644252
I'm glad my parents went with the classic João instead of something retarded
Anonymous Indonesia No.213630361 [Report]
>>213630240
add trapper & let them be a trio
Anonymous Latvia No.213630442 [Report]
>>213629656
bitch named Byannckah is worth 9/10 of a shaggy stray dog in my humble opinion like there's zero chance I can ever gain anything positive interacting with her and it won't even go harass the hobos drinking in front of the local Maxima for my trouble
Anonymous Latvia No.213630481 [Report] >>213630509
>>213629922
>named hunter
>prey eyes
what do
Anonymous Australia No.213630509 [Report]
>>213630481
Wear sunglasses and never take them off.
Anonymous Italy No.213630988 [Report] >>213631538 >>213636305
>>213629922
>Hunter Schafer
Anonymous India No.213631204 [Report]
>>213630240
Gatherer in for some pro max bullying.
Anonymous United States No.213631297 [Report]
>>213629922
Shut up Biden your son is a degenerate
Anonymous Turkey No.213631343 [Report]
>>213629579 (OP)
An epic Turkic name just like what my parents gave me :)
Anonymous Malaysia No.213631482 [Report] >>213631583 >>213631641 >>213634217 >>213634230 >>213635000 >>213640360
>>213629878
David is the only normal name in this picture
Anonymous Norway No.213631512 [Report]
>>213629579 (OP)
>I dont want her to sound mexican so I will make her sound black and trailer park born.
Okay. How can some people be so oblivious to what's normal?
Anonymous Norway No.213631538 [Report]
>>213630988
Cute, wealthy, won at life.
Anonymous France No.213631583 [Report] >>213631641 >>213634230
>>213631482
Eva too, and Madyson if it was spelled "Madisson"
Anonymous France No.213631626 [Report] >>213631716 >>213632414 >>213633851
Anonymous Norway No.213631641 [Report]
>>213631482
Eva is a name in many countries including mine.

>>213631583
If we can ignore spellings then there's no point, 90% of them are spelled retarded.
Anonymous South Korea No.213631668 [Report] >>213635276 >>213640666
Fun fact:

1. Children born to Pure Korean parents must have a given name (excluding the surname) that is within five characters.

2. On the other hand, children born to a foreigner and a Korean couple can have their birth registered without any limit on the number of characters in their given name.
Anonymous Poland No.213631682 [Report]
>>213629922
sounds like an edgy tryhard name
Anonymous United States No.213631716 [Report] >>213631788
>>213631626
There was a post with the most liberal names a while back and they were all predominantly Jewish, black, and Muslim names
Anonymous Norway No.213631788 [Report] >>213632091
>>213631716
100% bait image, 2 out of 3 of those demographics are overwhelmingly conservative and will vote for people that hate them as long as they promise to hate homosexuals.
Anonymous Netherlands No.213632008 [Report] >>213632051 >>213632148 >>213632286 >>213633227 >>213636021 >>213636229 >>213636636 >>213640706 >>213641485 >>213644163
>name is of Hebrew origin
I lost
Anonymous Netherlands No.213632051 [Report] >>213632149 >>213643521
>>213632008
my name is literally synonymous with ISRAEL
my parents named me esoterically Israel...
Anonymous United States No.213632091 [Report]
>>213631788
All of those demographics vote overwhelmingly Democrat, at least 70% every election
Anonymous Canada No.213632123 [Report]
>>213629878
zerachiel is so tuff
Anonymous United States No.213632139 [Report]
>>213629878
Wypipo name their kids with the most retarded names
Anonymous Italy No.213632148 [Report]
>>213632008
same
Anonymous Norway No.213632149 [Report]
>>213632051
hi jacob
Anonymous United States No.213632217 [Report]
>>213629579 (OP)
Sounds like the mom is trying to name the kid something that will be least likely to show up on ICE's radar.
That new spelling looks and sounds ghetto as hell, though. So I guess it's a step in the right direction.
Anonymous France No.213632286 [Report] >>213632392
>>213632008
>name is of Latin origin
I won
Anonymous Canada No.213632317 [Report]
>name is of sanskrit origin
hmm
Anonymous Netherlands No.213632392 [Report]
>>213632286
>Astrix Biggus Dickus Oblix
Anonymous Australia No.213632414 [Report]
>>213631626
Left are sovl. You instantly know they're American.
Anonymous United States No.213632860 [Report]
Book of Mormon names:
Nephi (knee-fie)
Lehi (Lee-high)
Moroni (mor-oh-nie)
Mosiah (mow-zie-ah)
Alma (Al-ma)
Helaman (He-la-mun)
Anonymous Poland No.213632937 [Report]
>>213629878
jesus christ
Anonymous Italy No.213632974 [Report]
>name is of greek origin
Thank God
Anonymous Poland No.213632978 [Report]
>>213629878
>raegyn
Anonymous Poland No.213633031 [Report]
>named after an apostle
Anonymous Australia No.213633227 [Report]
>>213632008
>name is one of the twelve apostles
I won.
Anonymous Sweden No.213633296 [Report] >>213641701
>>213629579 (OP)
My parents named me Sture which is an old ass name.
My siblings have similar old fashion names.
If I had kids in some alternative reality I would also give then old Nordic names.
Anonymous United States No.213633851 [Report] >>213634305 >>213634386 >>213634855 >>213638073
>>213631626
Guess who's actually having kids
Anonymous Germany No.213633911 [Report] >>213634270 >>213634935
I really don't understand how there isn't a catalog of allowed names for newborns in each country
Anonymous Malaysia No.213633924 [Report]
>tfw Americans made fun of Euros because Muhammad is the most popular name there
Anonymous Australia No.213634009 [Report]
>>213629922
nice try, hunter
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213634217 [Report] >>213640592
>>213631482
Josie is a pretty normal name
Anonymous India No.213634230 [Report]
>>213631482
>>213631583
Wyatt isn't that unusual of a name.
Anonymous Belgium No.213634270 [Report]
>>213633911
yeah here they can veto ar at least at one point could a child's name when you registered it. and like others have said you can really judge someone's social class just by reading their name. mine is a bit boomer but it's from old germanic origin so i'm alright with it, they won't presume i'm retarded before they've even met me
fairly recent phenomenon all things considered, here you won't find a grandpa named kevin or kenny, they tend to be named after saints or just traditional names like aloysius or maria, even adolf
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213634305 [Report]
>>213633851
Good point
Anonymous Germany No.213634386 [Report]
>>213633851
>Kara Jo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPBeDIB_Uyo&list=RDtPBeDIB_Uyo&start_radio=1
Anonymous United States No.213634855 [Report] >>213635070 >>213643836
>>213633851
>Caki
>Esly
What the fuck are they even going for with these names?
Anonymous Brazil No.213634935 [Report]
>>213633911
We need this in our country
Anonymous United States No.213635000 [Report]
>>213629878
I bet those normal boys names spelled weird are for girls. Elexia is obviously to avoid naming her like the Amazon product but still name her "Alexia", making that the saddest one to me.
>>213631482
Most would be normal enough, it's just the spelling. Really only Bryar, Brantley, Jagger, and Zerachiel are absolutely ridiculous.
Anonymous Belgium No.213635070 [Report]
>>213634855
wait untill you learn about "Abcde". i'm not making this up
Anonymous Poland No.213635276 [Report]
>>213631668
Tbh 5 syllable names are a bit of an Overkill
Anonymous Poland No.213635851 [Report]
>>213629878
These don't sound funny to me because I don't have the sociocultural background, the experience of growing up in an Anglo-Saxon environment where I can determine what feels standard, normal and common and what feels weird, strange and odd and most importanly I don't have the necessary subconcious sense of determining what feelings words induce of a native English speaker
Anonymous France No.213636021 [Report] >>213636263
>>213632008
>name is an american nickname of a name of hebrew origin
I hate it, just because my parent liked pop culture
Anonymous Sweden No.213636114 [Report] >>213636159
>>213629579 (OP)
My son has a trad Swedish first name, Finnish trad middle name and a Swedish trad last name.
I can't stand modern names, they look retarded.
Anonymous United States No.213636140 [Report] >>213640741
>>213629922
I used to date a girl named Hunter and she was really cool. Her dad was a super country dude and obviously wanted a son though haha
Anonymous France No.213636159 [Report] >>213636236
>>213636114
Sergeison Kimi Henson
Anonymous United States No.213636229 [Report] >>213640165
>>213632008
John is a staple white man's name.
Anonymous Sweden No.213636236 [Report]
>>213636159
You realize neither the first or the last is Swedish right?
Plus, they would end in sson. Not son.
Anonymous United States No.213636263 [Report]
>>213636021
What's your name?
Anonymous Lebanon No.213636305 [Report]
>>213630988
she won at life so not sure what your point is
Anonymous Australia No.213636351 [Report]
>>213629656
That seems to be the way things have gone, though. You get bogans who spell traditional names incorrectly like "Rebbekkah", or you get a wave of modern parents giving their kids the gayest names they can come up with.
Anonymous United States No.213636399 [Report]
my name is of Celtic origin. yes i did win
Anonymous Australia No.213636404 [Report]
>>213629922
>If your parents name you Hunter you've already won at life.
Either that or you smoke crack and fuck hookers on camera.
Anonymous United States No.213636468 [Report]
>>213629878
>millennials
Anonymous Slovenia No.213636474 [Report]
>>213629922
shut up and post your cock pics already
Anonymous Slovenia No.213636636 [Report]
>>213632008
>Name is one of a river
I, uh, flow?
Anonymous Saudi Arabia No.213637191 [Report] >>213637657 >>213643836
>>213629579 (OP)
I gave my son a name that can easily be pronounced in both English and Arabic.
Anonymous United States No.213637657 [Report] >>213638189
>>213637191
Muhammad?
Anonymous Bangladesh No.213638024 [Report]
>Persian larp name
>Bengali timid name
I lost
Anonymous United States No.213638073 [Report]
>>213633851
In America? Ghetto blacks and Hispanics.
Anonymous Saudi Arabia No.213638189 [Report]
>>213637657
You smell like a jeet.
Judeo-Anglo-Saxon Protestant United States No.213638878 [Report]
>>213629579 (OP)
I would give my children hebrew-Jewish Names
Anonymous United States No.213639029 [Report]
>>213629579 (OP)
low iq conversation
Anonymous United States No.213640165 [Report]
>>213636229
The point of Christian names is that they are universal…
Anonymous Ireland No.213640360 [Report]
>>213631482
Dylan is normal, they just put an an extra n at the for no reason
Anonymous Ireland No.213640430 [Report]
>>213629579 (OP)
Also wife and I gave our son a very ancient Irish name
Anonymous United States No.213640512 [Report]
>>213629878
>Zerachiel
Giving your kids a Dark Angels name is pretty kino
Anonymous United States No.213640548 [Report] >>213641220 >>213641554 >>213641630 >>213643836
Anonymous United States No.213640592 [Report]
>>213634217
Not in the US. The only Josie’s I’ve ever met were all British girls
Anonymous United States No.213640666 [Report]
>>213631668
Is that why you all have names like “Bing Boon” and “Kim Guk”
Anonymous United States No.213640706 [Report]
>>213632008
My name is (Latin) (Hebrew) (Danish)
Anonymous Norway No.213640741 [Report]
>>213636140
haha
Anonymous France No.213641220 [Report]
>>213640548
Anonymous United States No.213641485 [Report]
>>213632008
Hi Mordecai
Anonymous United States No.213641554 [Report]
>>213640548
>Blapipo be naming dey kids after Star Wars deep lore characters
Anonymous Germany No.213641630 [Report]
>>213640548
These aren't real humans, these are randomly generated mobs for an event
Anonymous Sweden No.213641701 [Report]
>>213633296
kek pensioner ass name
Anonymous United States No.213641989 [Report] >>213642031
>>213629579 (OP)
My son will be named for my great grandpas, I had 2 each named William and 1 named Howard, so William Howard (like president Taft). He may be fat as fuck when he grows up, but oh well he is a burger after all.
>and won’t be named any variation of Aiden, Brayden, Jayden, Kayden or Zayden.
Anonymous Chile No.213642031 [Report] >>213642069 >>213642769
>>213641989
>I had 2 each named William and 1 named Howard
what about the 4th one
Anonymous United States No.213642069 [Report] >>213642769
>>213642031
He was DeShawn
Anonymous Netherlands No.213642396 [Report]
Just name your kid something that will make him the bully and not bullied, that's why I will name him after something dangerous like Jericho, Bundy or Semtex
Anonymous United States No.213642517 [Report]
>>213629878
>Madyson
I've never met a woman named Madison who wasn't a raging cunt
Anonymous United States No.213642769 [Report]
>>213642031
>>213642069
The one that 3 or 4 generations of my family won’t speak of due to some ungodly thing he did long ago. Whatever it was it was bad, like Dahmer meets Manson psycho killer bad.
>don’t know his name, it’s stricken from history by my family apparently.
Anonymous Israel No.213643521 [Report]
>>213632051
ur welcome
Anonymous United States No.213643836 [Report]
>>213629579 (OP)
I will only give my potential future children names which meet the following criteria:
>has existed in the English language for at least 100 years, preferably much longer
>nobody will need to ask its spelling or pronunciation
>did not originate as a surname

>>213634855
>Caki
No idea
>Esly
Impoverished Hispanic

>>213637191
Rayyan/Ryan

>>213640548
This MF is named Demon
Anonymous Sweden No.213644163 [Report]
>>213632008
>name is proto-germanic for hard/strong ruler/king
I win
Anonymous Argentina No.213644213 [Report]
>>213629579 (OP)
The irony of it meaning white... Kek
Anonymous Argentina No.213644252 [Report] >>213644329
>>213630290
Dis nigga João.
Peak NPC
Anonymous Argentina No.213644312 [Report]
>>213629878
Wyatt and Trapper are GOATed AF
Anonymous United States No.213644329 [Report] >>213644439
>>213644252
>t. Enzo
Anonymous Canada No.213644402 [Report] >>213644769
Tfw my cousin gave birth to a baby girl named Yazmine today
Anonymous Argentina No.213644439 [Report]
>>213644329
Fun thing with Enzo is that's used by the brownest most indio looking villeros you'll find despite it being an Italian name LMAO
Anonymous United States No.213644769 [Report]
>>213644402
Ethnicity?