Thread 213629579

Would you name your kids something more traditional for your country or something modern/international?

>>213629579 (OP)
These retarded made up names irritate me. I feel bad for the children, but at the same time I write them off as only being worth 9/10 a normal person. With both parents being idiots it's a safe bet that the child will also be an idiot.

why are they like this?

>>213629878
If your parents name you Hunter you've already won at life.

>>213629579 (OP)
>>213629656
Imagine having to spell that retarded mess every single time you are using your name.

>>213629579 (OP)
Both:
If I had a girl I would either call her Lynn or Éléanore

>>213629922
Hunter and Fisher should be friends.

I'm glad my parents went with the classic João instead of something retarded

>>213630240
add trapper & let them be a trio

>>213629656
bitch named Byannckah is worth 9/10 of a shaggy stray dog in my humble opinion like there's zero chance I can ever gain anything positive interacting with her and it won't even go harass the hobos drinking in front of the local Maxima for my trouble

>>213629922
>named hunter
>prey eyes
what do

>>213630481
Wear sunglasses and never take them off.

>>213629922
>Hunter Schafer

>>213630240
Gatherer in for some pro max bullying.

>>213629922
Shut up Biden your son is a degenerate

>>213629579 (OP)
An epic Turkic name just like what my parents gave me :)

>>213629878
David is the only normal name in this picture

>>213629579 (OP)
>I dont want her to sound mexican so I will make her sound black and trailer park born.
Okay. How can some people be so oblivious to what's normal?

>>213630988
Cute, wealthy, won at life.

>>213631482
Eva too, and Madyson if it was spelled "Madisson"

>>213631482
Eva is a name in many countries including mine.

>>213631583
If we can ignore spellings then there's no point, 90% of them are spelled retarded.

Fun fact:

1. Children born to Pure Korean parents must have a given name (excluding the surname) that is within five characters.

2. On the other hand, children born to a foreigner and a Korean couple can have their birth registered without any limit on the number of characters in their given name.

>>213629922
sounds like an edgy tryhard name

>>213631626
There was a post with the most liberal names a while back and they were all predominantly Jewish, black, and Muslim names

>>213631716
100% bait image, 2 out of 3 of those demographics are overwhelmingly conservative and will vote for people that hate them as long as they promise to hate homosexuals.

>name is of Hebrew origin
I lost

>>213632008
my name is literally synonymous with ISRAEL
my parents named me esoterically Israel...

>>213631788
All of those demographics vote overwhelmingly Democrat, at least 70% every election

>>213629878
zerachiel is so tuff

>>213629878
Wypipo name their kids with the most retarded names

>>213632008
same

>>213632051
hi jacob

>>213629579 (OP)
Sounds like the mom is trying to name the kid something that will be least likely to show up on ICE's radar.
That new spelling looks and sounds ghetto as hell, though. So I guess it's a step in the right direction.

>>213632008
>name is of Latin origin
I won

>name is of sanskrit origin
hmm

>>213632286
>Astrix Biggus Dickus Oblix

>>213631626
Left are sovl. You instantly know they're American.

Book of Mormon names:
Nephi (knee-fie)
Lehi (Lee-high)
Moroni (mor-oh-nie)
Mosiah (mow-zie-ah)
Alma (Al-ma)
Helaman (He-la-mun)

>>213629878
jesus christ

>name is of greek origin
Thank God

>>213629878
>raegyn

>>213632008
>name is one of the twelve apostles
I won.

>>213629579 (OP)
My parents named me Sture which is an old ass name.
My siblings have similar old fashion names.
If I had kids in some alternative reality I would also give then old Nordic names.

>>213631626
Guess who's actually having kids

I really don't understand how there isn't a catalog of allowed names for newborns in each country

>>213629922
nice try, hunter

>>213631482
Josie is a pretty normal name

>>213631482
>>213631583
Wyatt isn't that unusual of a name.

>>213633911
yeah here they can veto ar at least at one point could a child's name when you registered it. and like others have said you can really judge someone's social class just by reading their name. mine is a bit boomer but it's from old germanic origin so i'm alright with it, they won't presume i'm retarded before they've even met me
fairly recent phenomenon all things considered, here you won't find a grandpa named kevin or kenny, they tend to be named after saints or just traditional names like aloysius or maria, even adolf

>>213633851
Good point

>>213633851
>Kara Jo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPBeDIB_Uyo&list=RDtPBeDIB_Uyo&start_radio=1

>>213633851
>Caki
>Esly
What the fuck are they even going for with these names?

>>213633911
We need this in our country

>>213629878
I bet those normal boys names spelled weird are for girls. Elexia is obviously to avoid naming her like the Amazon product but still name her "Alexia", making that the saddest one to me.
>>213631482
Most would be normal enough, it's just the spelling. Really only Bryar, Brantley, Jagger, and Zerachiel are absolutely ridiculous.

>>213634855
wait untill you learn about "Abcde". i'm not making this up

>>213631668
Tbh 5 syllable names are a bit of an Overkill

>>213629878
These don't sound funny to me because I don't have the sociocultural background, the experience of growing up in an Anglo-Saxon environment where I can determine what feels standard, normal and common and what feels weird, strange and odd and most importanly I don't have the necessary subconcious sense of determining what feelings words induce of a native English speaker

>>213632008
>name is an american nickname of a name of hebrew origin
I hate it, just because my parent liked pop culture

>>213629579 (OP)
My son has a trad Swedish first name, Finnish trad middle name and a Swedish trad last name.
I can't stand modern names, they look retarded.

>>213629922
I used to date a girl named Hunter and she was really cool. Her dad was a super country dude and obviously wanted a son though haha

>>213636114
Sergeison Kimi Henson

>>213632008
John is a staple white man's name.

>>213636159
You realize neither the first or the last is Swedish right?
Plus, they would end in sson. Not son.

>>213636021
What's your name?

>>213630988
she won at life so not sure what your point is

>>213629656
That seems to be the way things have gone, though. You get bogans who spell traditional names incorrectly like "Rebbekkah", or you get a wave of modern parents giving their kids the gayest names they can come up with.

my name is of Celtic origin. yes i did win

>>213629922
>If your parents name you Hunter you've already won at life.
Either that or you smoke crack and fuck hookers on camera.

>>213629878
>millennials

>>213629922
shut up and post your cock pics already

>>213632008
>Name is one of a river
I, uh, flow?

>>213629579 (OP)
I gave my son a name that can easily be pronounced in both English and Arabic.

>>213637191
Muhammad?

>Persian larp name
>Bengali timid name
I lost

>>213633851
In America? Ghetto blacks and Hispanics.

>>213637657
You smell like a jeet.

>>213629579 (OP)
I would give my children hebrew-Jewish Names

>>213629579 (OP)
low iq conversation

>>213636229
The point of Christian names is that they are universal…

>>213631482
Dylan is normal, they just put an an extra n at the for no reason

>>213629579 (OP)
Also wife and I gave our son a very ancient Irish name

>>213629878
>Zerachiel
Giving your kids a Dark Angels name is pretty kino

>>213634217
Not in the US. The only Josie’s I’ve ever met were all British girls

>>213631668
Is that why you all have names like “Bing Boon” and “Kim Guk”

>>213632008
My name is (Latin) (Hebrew) (Danish)

>>213636140
haha

>>213632008
Hi Mordecai

>>213640548
>Blapipo be naming dey kids after Star Wars deep lore characters

>>213640548
These aren't real humans, these are randomly generated mobs for an event

>>213633296
kek pensioner ass name

>>213629579 (OP)
My son will be named for my great grandpas, I had 2 each named William and 1 named Howard, so William Howard (like president Taft). He may be fat as fuck when he grows up, but oh well he is a burger after all.
>and won’t be named any variation of Aiden, Brayden, Jayden, Kayden or Zayden.

>>213641989
>I had 2 each named William and 1 named Howard
what about the 4th one

>>213642031
He was DeShawn

Just name your kid something that will make him the bully and not bullied, that's why I will name him after something dangerous like Jericho, Bundy or Semtex

>>213629878
>Madyson
I've never met a woman named Madison who wasn't a raging cunt

>>213642031
>>213642069
The one that 3 or 4 generations of my family won’t speak of due to some ungodly thing he did long ago. Whatever it was it was bad, like Dahmer meets Manson psycho killer bad.
>don’t know his name, it’s stricken from history by my family apparently.

>>213632051
ur welcome

>>213629579 (OP)
I will only give my potential future children names which meet the following criteria:
>has existed in the English language for at least 100 years, preferably much longer
>nobody will need to ask its spelling or pronunciation
>did not originate as a surname

>>213634855
>Caki
No idea
>Esly
Impoverished Hispanic

>>213637191
Rayyan/Ryan

>>213640548
This MF is named Demon

>>213632008
>name is proto-germanic for hard/strong ruler/king
I win

>>213629579 (OP)
The irony of it meaning white... Kek

>>213630290
Dis nigga João.
Peak NPC

>>213629878
Wyatt and Trapper are GOATed AF

>>213644252
>t. Enzo

Tfw my cousin gave birth to a baby girl named Yazmine today

>>213644329
Fun thing with Enzo is that's used by the brownest most indio looking villeros you'll find despite it being an Italian name LMAO

>>213644402
Ethnicity?