Is Katy in? edition

business idea:
>emigrate illegally to america
>join ICE for the signing on bonus
>get deported
>keep the bonus

genuis

the /brit/ discord will hear of this

heatherpaedo edish

1-0 Wrexham

>>213630329
>no u
>no u
>err why don't they just blow themselves and everybody up
they won't do that, but mind you the difference between russians and western europeans is that they actually use their military to put down problems and make them not problems.
look at the chechens, they had two big chimpouts and now today they're just another minority in russia. when w europe collapses into civil war, they'll be around. and unlike europe they actually have a manufacturing base.

my brother is such a scrawny little neek
god i hate him

screaming

this is it
the luckiest person in the world

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1754037272537918.mp4

almost got his head decapitated TWICE

>>213630497
old vs nu/brit/

you're a sad little rodent OP

>>213630503
Can’t get behind the Reddit club

>>213630513
/brit/s obsession with mid females needs to be studied. what on earth brings you fuckwits to save images like that and share it with the group?

>>213630532
How old are you?

>>213630544
>2025
>saving images

>>213630532
scmewing

>>213630522
>>213630522
>>213630522
non ban evader new
non cuck faggot retard new

>>213630505
don't have the energy
so you're right, you win

>>213630544
probably the fact shes got a banging yugioh wrist dealer you pleb

All this talk about "muh super EU 100 gorillion GDP" and "Russian GDP is smaller than Italy", but in reality Russia can afford to maintain one of the largest militaries in the world with nuclear submarines, hypersonic missiles and 1.5 million soldiers, while W Europe struggles to build 100 tanks and hire a few brigades without cutting spending on welfare, healthcare and education first.

>>213630505
done him
>>213630571
he's done you

>>213630553
how else do you do it? upload it to a cloud?

>>213630591
>copy
>paste

>Australians, South Africans, former Confederate States
>white

>>213630582
um

>>213630585
yea he done me and i'm sure time will tell
make screencaps

>>213630571
Doesn't feel like I won.

>>213630513
5D's fucking sucked
Combining a card game with a bike race gimmick was peak retarded

When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyu1KKwC74

>>213630522
>>213630522
>>213630522

>>213630617

>>213630605
This is the problem with fags. They constantly need to announce that they're fags. It's like blacks who constantly remind everyone that they're black. Just a bunch of attention whores, no better than E-girls and Twitch streamers.

>>213630618
just don't have the fight in me right now, genuinely
maybe another time
you know how i go usually, well today is not usually

doing a scary poo

>>213630602
you cant past a photo onto 4chan you have to download it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCcFNL7EmwY

>>213630630
One on the right looks even worse

>>213630532
quite funny this one tbf

>>213630520
what about that guy who survived the plane crash everyone died

>>213630653
oh okay, take a panadol and get better

>>213630658
spoopy

>>213630660

>>213630439 (OP)
>She's not in. Who are you?

who was in the wrong?

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752023077814551.webm

>>213630691
rum a lime water, a big nap will do it
swear i'll be more racist and all that once the sun is down

Watching an aboriginal australian throw small rocks at a rodent as it dies a slow painful death

mental how this is completely legal for them and the RSPCAA website even has a whole page dedicated to defending Aboriginals torturing animals

>>213630725
How old are you?

>>213630726
both of them seem like cunts

here comes dtfic with his gay little questions x

>>213630713
stop engaging with him you mong his gimmick is asking for help on 4chan he's been at it for hours. like that linux install sperg. ignore.

>>213630726
Kek you just know by that reaction she gets it all the time

>>213630630
business idea: anti-depression lenses that brighten everything

can't get 4chanx installed on my newly installed linux mint system in my first home that's a terrace on a main road that i regret buying

>>213630725
>Call Katie now

>>213630760
What's gay about them?

>>213630787
get chatgpt to make you a custom one

not very fond of asian women but do like some of the filipina birds since they remind me of latinas, would wife me a pangpang desu

>>213630784
yellow lenses do this

>>213630809
3, 2, then 6

done all me chores and errands already. might get steaming now

>>213630809
Cronem's lace

>>213630787
we do get some proper mentally ill folk here don't we

When I have a daughter from the sex I eventually plan on having I will understand no circumstances allow her to date people of a certain variety.

>>213630794
How old are you?

>check out portobello market
>see antique book shop
>look at the price
>£100
Mad.

>>213630809
>ladies ladies ladies... only three of you can play me on Mario Kart Double Dash

>>213630798
dont think it would be able to make me a custom house you imbecile

>>213630787
You the lad that regrets buying it because the main road is too loud? Again, are you a fucking idiot. That's why you view these places.

>>213630825
How old are you?

british empire bros....

>>213630872
you are a thicko

>>213630872
i was clearly making a satirical post, combining all the boring mong reposts

feeling a poo

>i was clearly making a satirical post
Fucking hell mate save some fanny for the rest of us

>>213614818

>>213630921
How old are you?

>>213630921
Crodie's going to the Gherkin on Sunday x

drinking superglue

>>213630882
Only 1 billion people in 1820 that's mad

>>213630942
How old are you?

>>213630882
All irrelevant

just recklessly hurling oval batondem into katy

>>213630982
How old are you?

need to decide what to scrannage for tea

timmy sending pang pang money through remitly

>>213631008
How old are you?

>>213630980
at an absolute stretch you could say the qing dynasty was irrelevant but the others? nah

>>213630996
Mumberg bought a hotdog pizza from Sainsbury's for me tonight

is it true they just disintegrate if they don’t constantly apply cocoa butter?

experiencing a hangover that can only be described as utterly painful

Reckon I have the ugliest finger on /brit/
Does anyone else have an uglier finger?

>>213631030
Better ask their bedfellows the Irish

>>213631023
check your mumberg privilege

>>213631054
How old are you?

>>213631050
haha i have that condition too. you been to gp about it?

>>213631050
i bite my nails and the skin around them
after a bad session, they're not great
often have a bleed
wish i could stop doing this but its mental health

based Thiel

Reckon I have the ugliest tongue on /brit/
Does anyone else have an uglier tongue?

>actual lepers posting on /brit/
insanely grim

>>213631047
how have you poos been? have you had a degenerate hangover wankeroo yet?

Well this is strange. Why would the rabbit lie to the students like that?

>>213631019
Yes totally irrelevant, sorry shitskin

>>213631088
How old are you?

This is the closest I've been to kicking the bucket. This is not my usual whine on the internet about being an incel gimmick. I am truly done.

>>213631078
you used to be cool
reckon the gin has rotten your brain

>>213631086
like a torrent of brown muck

yes i was very peacefully doing a fantasy of my past gfs while performing the deed so not that degenerate

>>213631083
yh..

>>213631088
silly rabbit, trix are for kids

>>213631050
screaming. what the fuck is that

>>213631138
>face pubes
definitely rorke

>>213631134
>doing a fantasy of my past gfs
i do that too. still wank to one gf i had 6 years ago. she had a huge arse and small waist.

>>213631124
get some ketamine up your nostrils stat

unironically

>>213631083
Irish diaspora tongue

We are living in the last days of 4chan and the internet lads.

Please wait a while before making a post

>>213631078
The other billionaires have kids so they have to think about the world they're leaving behind, Thiel as a gay man gives no shits

>>213631083

>>213631165
Are you really 53 years old?

shiesty-wearing goon hurling his oversized shmeat into katy's luh back

>>213631161
fantasising is actually a goated activity, its like custom porn except an exercise for your brain + no browser history

Reckon I have the weirdest growth on /brit/

Anyone else planning to refuse Digital ID?

If it goes through then any chance of freedom is lost. Forever. There is no coming back from a Digital ID social credit scheme.

>>213630882

Noticed in the last week or so that the obscure porn sites are blocked or starting to ask for age verification, one day 4chan will have it
Maybe hiro can bring back 4channel?

>>213631203
are you Irish diaspora?

>>213630809
2,6,4,1,3,5

>>213631194
Are you really 53 years old?

>>213631203
had one of those. can easily be removed

>>213631211
I hope it does go through.

>>213631203
I had a growth by my jawline which would bleed like crazy when I shaved, got that cunt lazered off

>>213631216
LOVE this photo. Feel free to repost it as much as you want.

>>213631220
Are you really 53 years old?

>>213631203
grim
i would get that excised. you could probably tie it off yourself with dental floss. just tie a surgeon's knot at the base and wait a week for it to shrivel up and drop off

>>213631070
What's the condition? It's only started happening recently

>>213631155
My finger

>>213631250
Why?

I have the ugliest eyes here and it also scares women

>>213630809
I've seen 2's bumhole on Reddit

they doing they luh waves rn arent they? xx

got the bastarding pink floyd on again dont i

>>213631211
nah i'll embrace it
then i'll go out with no id no phone no nothing
for all they know, i was at home all along

i love women so much it's unreal

>>213631295
Are you really 53 years old?

>>213631203
Nah the lad with the massive bollock will always be top spot

>>213630882
How Middle Eastern heavy must the world's population have been in 480BC for the Persians to control 44% of the global population without India, China or Europe. All they really have is the Nile and Iraq for population centres.

>>213631295
Yes
The ones that Katy likes to stroke

>>213631289
alri adolf

>>213631280
China did it and it worked out perfectly. People don't NEED free internet.

>>213631303
cronem relief unit xx

>>213631289
You need to stop gooning late night and go out more mate.

>>213631311
throwback!

>>213631303
cronem cream extraction device

>>213631303
medical device for bantu baton massages

the katy gimmick has it all

self hatred/self humilation
racism
trolling potential
cuck fantasies

truly something to behold

How are Vance and David Lammy friends?

seriously need to to make an honest effort to woo a woman

>>213631303
succour for small boat cronem

>>213631216
Don't think egg mayo sandwiches are a thing in Australia

might start using the doxxable info gimmick irl when people try and make small talk with me
>hey what did you have for dinner last night
>can't tell you lad, that's doxxable info
thoughts?

>>213631388
but the fact it comes from white limp wristed virgins ruins it

>>213631403
>>213631361
>>213631353
>>213631333
jesus h christ

gammoid eggbergs and chips for luncheon

>>213631404
you think it's the heat?

>>213631388
It's racism against everyone too. Whites, Asians, Browns and of course the epicenter of it all - Blacks.

>>213631403
Are you really 53 years old?

wish heatherfreak was the type of mentally ill that makes people dance in traffic instead of whatever he is now

>>213631397
The only women I ever see are the ones at my gym

>>213631396
under the identity politics, they're both pushing the WEF one world government agenda

>>213631396
vance is such a spastic that 30iq david lammy looks normal next to him

eporner has... le fallen

>>213631396
Black people and White people can't be friends?

>>213631436
Are you Irish diaspora? You seem full of iron what's wrong

>boxing babes: a summer boxing masterclass and q&a for BLACK WMN w/ olympian boxer caroline dubois
>FOR BLACK WOMEN ONLY (including BLACK TRANS AND BLACK NON BINARY)

>>213631388
Ziedbelg is a genius unappreciated in his time. When he finally goes we will all remember his hilarious gimmicks and creativity.

>>213631217
this can't be accurate

>>213631470
Are you really 53 years old?

David Scranny

>>213631396
Vance has been anointed

>>213631481
This. He is an mercurial poster.

>>213631487
lucky bastard, had prime scully

Been reading the details of this Harvey Willgoose fella getting stabbed and it sounds like he had it coming

>>213631498
For me its Peter Butt gag

>>213631484
Canada, Australia, Africa and India are all massive

>>213630439 (OP)
someone said...Katyn???

>>213631431
I'm not sure but I'm craving one now

>>213631528
the killer wasn't named nor picture released, but he experienced "racist bullying"
don't know why they're absolutely married to the idea they've gotta carry a knife

Need to start dressing smarter and more respectfully. I'm almost 30 now. It's time to get a move on. Sure, it's more expensive, but that's price you pay for timeless style and ethical consumption. These garments will be lasting a lifetime after all.

the absolute log that i just dropped

How did Frasier manage to survue for 11 series? are there that many americans with enough culture to get the jokes?

Sir David Lindon Lammy

>>213631581
funny dog haha

>>213631581
watched through twice and i always fall off some five episodes past the wedding, usually right after the daphne fat-camp arc

>>213631565
killer was white, you can see his hands in the vid

Ziedberg? More like Zeidgeist

>>213631581
>Frasier
Isn't that just another 'man opens door and canned laughter plays' yank programme?

>>213631596
apparently kelsey grammer went on an unhigned rant in his biography about how he hated the dog because it "wasn't a real actor"

>>213631621
He’s genuinely a fucking hilarious comedy genius. Most imaginative and creative mind on /brit/ hands down.

>>213631640
oh yea?

>>213631624
>canned laughter
that explains it. Americans have to be told when to laugh

belgianon's "neoliberal bull logging in" gimmick never fails to make me laugh

got some kenji on to give me inspiration for my tea

killer was white would be a great punk band name

You’re Katy, in the penthouse of the Gherkin beginning your first shift as a Cronem Relief Unit.

You are instructed to wait by the door to the elevator as a VIP client is about to arrive. The doors slowly open you and this is what you see.

>>213631581
It was quite stylish.

>>213631528
how so?

>>213631581
the vibe

>>213631666
They really do, that's their humour, and it's why they don't understand our deadpan sarcasm, they need to highlight when they're being sarcastic and when to laugh. It's why you get that awful /s on r*ddit

https://vocaroo.com/1dRALXLrBGkD

>>213631617
>>213631565
His girlfriend posting about him, was trying to figure out who the other was
https://www.tiktok.com/@demi.r2

>>213631746
God I miss the early 2000s.

>>213631755
they chiefin a luh clickem arent they xx

right show of hands, who's got their bum out

>>213631746
> I WAS LISTENING
haha, classic

>>213631751
>they don't understand our deadpan sarcasm
90% of the jokes in frasier were deadpan sarcasm

leftypol breaking down into a sputtering mess

>>213631751
deadpan comics in the US are seen as geniuses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17Wz-6O2X68
This is fucking terrible, who watches this and finds it funny?

Hi everyone, lad who can't cum due to SSRIs here. Pleased to announce that since going off SSRI medication, I have been able to cum. Thank you all for your support

>muh British humour is so complex and unique and Yanks don’t understand it xD

Hate when little gimps say shit like this so cringey lmao

>>213631823
>comedy central africa
the cronem apparently

ok so THAT for sure was my last gay wank

just raped my own arse

>>213631528
bullied lad finally stood up for himself, fair enough I say

>>213631827
on 30mg of fluxeotine and never had this problem

>>213631804
But the audience had canned laughter so they knew when it was a joke

timmy working overtime delivering fried chicken to the cronem in the gherkin

>>213631836
you ever spoke to a yank for any length of time? they genuinely don't get it

Would Rorke and Leftypol be the best of buds if they were both steaming drunk in a pub garden?

>>213631827
was on them and hated the fact the medical jew forced me to buy different pills from the medical jew to make my wilberton work properly

>>213631860
LOL

>Niles you philistine, you're not supposed to give the tripfags (You)s!
>oh blog on, Frasier
*canned studio laughter*

>>213631728
>Harvey passed the teenager, who was sitting at a desk in an empty school corridor. Harvey pointed at him and called him a name in fun
>Harvey then had asked what had happened to his injured hand, and joked about his poor boxing skills.
>Harvey, in a mock show of toughness held his hands up and added: "As if anyone's going to stab me."
>As the boys crossed paths in the narrow gap between desks, they "squared up".

not, saying he deserved to get stabbed, but he comes across as confrontational

I'm slowing coming off SSRIs

>>213631904
good post

>>213631878
rorke
>loses his social awkwardness after 1-4
>becomes amourous after 5-7
>wants to fight everyone after 8 or more
leftypol
>barely affected by 1-3
>becomes a moody bastard after 4-6
>catatonic after 7

>>213631913
you’re Irish diaspora arent you?

"grow up"
"blog on"
these words keep us Rorkes humble

just gazed a gazely stare

Alan Partridge
Funny

>>213631787
Are you really 53 years old?

bored of gaming
bored of boozing
what now

whiskey drunk at 13:47pm state of my bastard incel runt self

>>213631964
Are you really 53 years old?

>>213632045
can't be that drunk if you're style writing coherent sentences

i just chew off more than i can chew
then i chew it

>>213632025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nrcg5iIE0BA
hown many times you watched 300?

>>213632031
is 1-in-4 of your friends jewish?

corr

>>213631964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XH0XZ1LDOtM
banger

>>213632025
get on the weed and music

The industrial revolution and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race

>>213632076
*bite off

>>213632089
Can't tell if she's Arab or Irish diaspora

I don't think people realise the scale of the problems we face.

>mass migration 5x worse than the level Enoch Powell warned about in the 1960s
>internet censorship will make it much harder to spread dissenting ideas
>cost of living making it harder and harder for Whites to reproduce
>a Digital ID system which will again massively increase state repression
>governments all across the west promoting racial mixing
>dissidents being debanked

I'm trying to analyse it logically and think what to do but it's hard. My head is spinning. I'm trying not to be too blackpilled but I fear it may already be too late. 1945 may well end up being a blow that we cannot recover from. I genuinely think we have about 10 years to turn it around or there will be a society worse than any dystopian writer could envisage.

Imagine the repression of 1984, coupled with the murderous AI of the Terminator, plus the White race being completely annihilated.

>>213632072
You think someone who's drunk at 1pm can't function drunk?

>>213632119
Are you really 53 years old?

>>213631839
rubbed my ringpiece this morning cos i was bored and it’s still sore. not worth it if you ask me

>>213632126
Mate... it's over

>>dissidents being spanked
sign me up!

listening to some stomp clap millennial pop atm

>>213632089

>>213632126
yeah mate
*turns around to talk to someone else*

>>213632126
Mad how normgroids just go along with these things

>>213632150
Why do the ones with chinks with their pets always look so planned as if they force trained their pets to behave a certain way?

>>213631528
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/aug/08/harvey-willgoose-family-campaign-for-change-knife-crime-school

lad stopped going to school turns up and got stabbed

>>213632150
lucky bastard

>>213632191
it's literally just chocolate, shaped like a frog. why do runts go crazy over this shit.

thinking about becoming a personal trainer or weight loss coach for middle aged men and women so I just have to be motivational for them which is pretty easy earnings and might also be able to unironically shag milves

rec me a film to watch while cooking/eating this saturday afternoon please

like rah, man that's peng and it's clarks,
uh huh, yeah that's rare and clarks,
bare man clarks, don't care about other brands,
drop ten bands on clarks, cop brand

>>213632248
>watching a film while cooking
nfmi

Why's the UK so dangerous compared to the US which also had an open door policy?

Don't understand how the UK can have some many homeless British people but refugees get put in hotels immediately

>>213632248
1917 is a good 2nd screener

>>213632126
Nothing we can do until the general sentiment changes, think i'm going to move somewhere in Queensland and stave off the brownpocalypse for another decade until it kicks off.

>>213632274
Some of the rapefugees get new build homes kek

man top brand clarks drop glock bang glock bang,
rob man after dark, top gang,
we cop clarks, we then cop clarks,
we, uh

>>213632274
because nobody in the UK is voluntarily homeless like america or poor countries - the ones you see on the street are exclusively people with severe drug and mental health problems that can't cope even with support

>>213632237
when it comes to choosing a pt people will literally pick one that looks fit and nothing else matters
like my cousin who is a total gigachad from his good genes but doesn't know shit about exercise, does awful programs and eat shit somehow still looks great
meanwhile i have encyclopedic knowledge of diet, training, recovery but have 2 clients because i am skinny
i could be an coach for the olympics team in various sports but nobody hires because i am not muscular (not my goal)

You should bathe. I can smell you from here.

>>213632248
martian is comfy

Couldn't stand having children now even if I could, seems mental how pathetic and retarded so many under 18s are now, even more than I was when I was raised solely on the computer. I'd probably want to restrict all of that for them but I know they'd hate me for it and it would be impossible to do

>>213632322
Wish more people knew this. Being homeless in the UK is something you do to yourself. I was homeless for literally TWO DAYS before council found me a flat, and even during those two days I had food, showers etc.
Only homeless people here are drug addicts.

>>213632269
mad how i made a post about the uk and so did the guy below me and he got 2 (you)s and i didnt

>>213632248
The Martian

would recommend following ricky carter on tiktok if you enjoy crazy people on drugs

rorke and co dispersing into the Scottish Marchlands launching cross border raids on ZOG military bases

>>213632126
fraser nelson debunked this

Just had a British taxpayer funded Greggs dinner
Sausage roll, steak bake, chicken bake and a ham and cheese toastie
Thank you British taxpayer. You work so I don't have to.

>>213631203
clitneck

213632361
womp womp

>>213632330
fuck that i had a shower yesterday, im not leaving the house today, and ill shower before toil tomorrow.

>>213632367
you shouldn’t be on tiktok

reckon if we had australia, we'd have made emu's into ortolans and kangoos into duck confit
lazy bastards, the aussies

Homeless people live in tents and smoke fentanyl here then wander the streets at night like zombies looking for yards to break into for something to steal (something you're not allowed to stop or prevent by law and police don't respond to calls about it)

>>213631528
>>213632205

you can call me superman, cos i'm wearing clarks in kent

>>213632329
I look reasonably fit and far exceed the usual 1/2/3/4 lifting standards and 3:30 marathon etc but still not great looking compared to the average roider who doesn't know shit. I'll probably spend a couple more years getting bigger and shredded, and then just try to do it in my own time

>>213632322
Was watching a video with that scouser who talks to smackheads and homeless and a woman was telling him she can't get housing because she's not on drugs.

>>213632426

>>213632407
It's obvious you don't know how to cook at all

>>213632438
>exceed the usual 1/2/3/4 lifting standards and 3:30 marathon
mate that's pretty impressive you're that strong and do a marathon in under 3:30
height and weight?

>>213632293
>>213632274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCcFNL7EmwY

>>213632407
>ortolans
You fellas do some weird shit with birds

CRAZY DITA
R
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D
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>>213632467
we cook frogs
you massacre fries
sit down and be humble

NEW

>>213632496
>>213632496
>>213632496

>>213632426
checked his comment history and he's rorke, prob would blame immigration

>>213632426
So this is the supposedly superior British humour

>>213631528
anyone got a link to the video?