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>>213632503You don't cook fuck all if you think confit kangaroo would be possible
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Computer technology was given to us by demons
>>213632558POUTINE IS A DISGRACE AND I'LL CONFIT ANYTHING I WANT
>>213632426kek, old mate posts in kotakuinaction
England's athletes are second to none
>>213632470Around 5'10 or so and fairly lean, in the low 80kg's, I think there's an element of dysphoria that you acquire and any clients that you might have can also naturally see the difference between you and someone who is much more muscular looking when they start getting used to fitness and gym content since it shoves the 0.01% everywhere
>>213632564that's a lot of gumballs
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England is where god kissed the Earth
>>213632593Cope seethe and dilate
>>213632615it's the actual location of the garden of eden
the english race were appointed by god to restore it to its former glory
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>>213632650>the english race were appointed by god to restore it to its former glorygo on then, we’re all waiting
>>213632648if i did, i'd overprice and people would gladly pay for it
and you'd seethe like the big canadian bitch that you are haha
>>213632650True
We can't leave it to those lazy continentals
wish i'd fucked around more before settling down
used to pull every night when i went out on the piss up
now i'm in a happy relationship but really want to shag a few more birds
>>213632727>nonsense rambling I accept your concession
legs hurt from cycling 4 hours, never going to make it as a deliveroo deliverer
>>213632565https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn5e4yw9pr2o
theres a short vid here. other sites have more footage
>>213632717sw*den doesn't deserve it for what they did to us during the viking era
>b-but that was the Danes and Norwegians!?!?don't care
I didn't get my question answered in the last thread.
https://www.247backgammon.org/?room=WMMAZ
>>213632754Nice photo
That's a lot of cycling
>>213632768It was a stupid question
UK is not more dangerous than USA
anyone got a link to the video of harvey willgoose being stabbed?
>>213632806It is. The shit I've heard of happening in the UK is crazy.
46 year old welfare queen
>>213632764oh grow up it was over a 1000 years ago
>>213632544only place ive seen with white deliveroo drivers
>>213632777I had a couple of stops
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>It is. The shit I've heard of happening in the UK is crazy
>>213632764english pipo love larping as vikings however
>>213632817no-one does, theres just vids of them hanging around school together
>>213632851Those dickheads live over there too?
My condolences
I should get more into cycling but have been too depressed and lazy this summer, also it has been extremely hot most of the time
On top of that it's smoky here now
>>213632851too scared to ride on roads me x
Having a mental health crisis. Need to get my willy out on public transport
>>213632496 (OP)wish i went to university here
feel bad that i missed out on the oxbridge experience
6 tunes mixed, one left, and now to wait until my august pay-cheque so i can grab a mic and new headphones
>>213632953just realised oxbridge = oxford + cambridge
clearly not oxbridge material am I
reckon I'm about 20% done with deep cleaning the flat
shagged last night as a massive sperg virg
was talking to my mates over lunch and they reckon it doesn't count as losing my virginity coz i didn't spaff
i reckon it does because my willy was inside her fanner but ive got a bias obviously
what do you reckon
>>213632971how much is your welfare
>>213633019I need to do this
Dreading to think what's behind the fridge and stove
>>213633040work in a trade me, so none
>>213633037It counts, I didn't spaff the first time either
Nobody does
>>213633037How long did you fuck for and why didn't you finish?
I think it counts either way desu
I made an AI clone of my dead son - and let a journalist interview him
fawlty towers. not funny.
>cambridge
>is literally about a bridge over the river cam
utterly genius
Feel like it's too late for me to become a success, I'm 27 with a decent job but life is so boring. Probably should've made more moves back when I was in my early 20s
>>213633037if you didnt spaff when did you decide to stop?
>>213633121plåtslagare, sheet metal smith
very old and traditional trade in scandi, russia, germany and france
>>213633131u've been fed a lie
>>213632291Australia is even worse. Their country is a testing lab.
i find it INCREADILY difficult to cum during sex
it not right
>>213633169Shut up newfag
>>213633169if you say some mate
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not gonna watch a film
gonna watch some classic jonathan creek on iplayer
>>213632496 (OP)Cambridgonians do not suffer
>>213633072I came pretty quickly the first time I fucked
>>213633197he was racist, racist against niggers
>>213633194>>213633202t. 46 year old welfare queen from america
>>213633216based hungry boy
>>213633182I think about my 5'6 trucel friend all the time . something is wrong in the planet
>>213633232he schiphrenic..
>>213633215for me it's the episodes with Sheridan Smith, she was quite peng back in the day
love women of all races. black, asian, white. all peng.
>>213633215lovely lass on the left there
>>213633082>>213633149Probs only had actual intercourse for 7 or 8 minutes before the todge lost steam and went floppy, fuck knows why because he was raring to go during the heavy petting
>While public and political attention is focussed on support for asylum seekers, this alternative legal route to access public funds is continuing largely without scrutiny.
>The funnel towards early unfettered access to benefits goes as follows: arrive illegally or on a temporary visa, maintain or establish family or community ties, move to a visa route with human rights protections, meet tenuous Home Office hardship criteria, and then claim benefits. >The results can be seen in visa condition patterns. Nigerian migrants have almost double the number of applications for “Change of Conditions” to remove a “no recourse to public funds” visa condition than any other nationality since recording began.
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some absolutely incredible spelling errors occurring itt
if i were a bradleyposter i'd have you all on the ropes
rather hungover but had a girl touching my erect willy in the club so well worth it
getting accused of having a gimmick because i dont know much about how to use the internet.
Wish I travelled around more in my early 20s especially during those uni summer breaks
and it's 10x lush all the way
ALL THE WAYY
>>213633278Were you drinking?
Pretty normal to get nervous like that
Obscured by clouds is an underrated pink floyd album for sure
>>213633308haven’t travelled much myself, last out of country trip was to hungary with exberg
>>213633308yeh i wasted most of my 20s. made up for it in my late 20s and early 30s though so im not too bitter
>>213632597what's blud doing on reddit he should be in /vpol/
>>213633343Travelling during uni summer holidays is probably the best time to do those 1-2 months travelling trips. Can't really do that now as it will probably impact my career, there's a different sense of freedom and positive outlook to life at that age
it's not my fault, that wicked vixen forced me to fall in love with her
>>213633353>made up for it in my late 20s and early 30s though so im not too bitterHow?
alri lads it's me the guy who blogged last week about the girl im friends with who i want to date but she keeps turning me down (she lets me kiss her a lot but not on the lips or arse or tits). anyway i drunk text her last night inviting her out on sunday like a spaz but she said she's busy and "thank you for inviting me" does that mean i still have a chance? lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDaCrTHClEs
How can I have this effect on women?
>>213633426travelled, shagged, had fun etc.
>>213633439be a forward young man
>>213633429time to realize you're a friendzoned doormat dopamine booster
only rich people in NZ get to travel because everything is so far away. Would like to travel to Europe I reckon, I don't think Europeans would like me as I am quite relaxed and cheeky while euros seem more serious and busybody in comparison
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>>213633459Does it still work if you're a horrid little runt of a man
>>213633439Mad how this has been a meme online for 13 years nonstop now
>>213633429stop being a clingy creep and move on lad. she isnt arsed
>>213633429block her you have been humiliated
>>213633474well it wouldn't work for me even though i still am quite young because i look older
>>213632544You cant make me
>>213633460she lets me kiss her tummy though
>>213633477>>213633485:( ffs
>>213633471id have so many wanks under that tree if i lived there
>>213633463>>213633471t. 46 year old yadayada you know the drill
>>213633463we acceptb talibans, we'll welcome new zea landers
captchas are being a CUNT today
in a right mood now might throw the laptop out the feckin' windae
>>213633473unbelievable sexy
>>213632563>Wanked off young boysWhat did they mean by this
>>213632544Is that a JAAAAAAG?
>>213633429stop talking with her unless you or her can be clear on where you stand, that is an extremely unhealthy dynamic which will end in tears
>>213633473right thats it, whipping the proverbial willgoose out
>>213633508not a fan of the outdoor wank, i’m autistic you see so i prefer to keep it private
>>213633441Where did you go, did it impact your career? How much money did it cost
>>213633547ive shagged outdoors. quite the experience
>>213633534oh i asked her out last week and she turned me down but then proceeded to let me grind on her and kiss her neck and body
>>213633471Is that all covered in snow in Winter?
>>213633515also yeah i dont want to spend money travelling to europe just to be surrounded by muslims
WHITE GIRL STOMACH SUMMER THE BEST KIND
>>213633539i dress like this
i look like this (without glasses)
>>213633593>>213633595t. 46 year old amerilard on vpn
>>213633571aye, done that too
>>213633593if the global warming allows it
Might have some spicy cheesy beans
>>213633593no it actually turns into a sandy desert with a volcano
>>213633564i didnt do any extended travelling like in india or vietnam like some people do. ive never been interested in spending months away from home or even in those countries really.
so my travelling was more local and i could just book A/L for it.
get the bastarding pink floyd on
couldn't possibly imagine "falling in love"
grow up
>>213633628No need for the snark
>>213633572yeah that is a bad thing and I would be terribly embarrassed to do that with someone clearly not interested in me seriously
>>213633637bet that fucking stinks
you can't um your own post in the post
this shouldn't need to be explained
>>213633637wtf is that thing
>>213633671thats a woman, rorke
Any "NS" who doesn't side with Palestine is a ZOG agent.
They treat Palestinians the way Germans were treated in 1944-1947.
right thats a young lady with her cute feminine penis on display
>>213633692what if i want both sides obliterated?
>>213633692fuck off you bore
>>213633698Erm, what the fork?!?
>>213633698can't post that toby
and now on Radio 4, the Shitting Forecast. Moderate or rough, becoming very rough for a time in the Arse
>>213633692less time on the internet for you x
Business idea: biomass meat farms
>>213633735lets see the clapper
NO mice
NO peters
NO dragons
NO reggies
NO chemistry
and absolutely NO FUCKING PONIES!!!
>>213633595You’ll be surrounded by them the same kiwibro, might as well go to a place with real history and culture then the culture less white assend of the world
>>213633507How old are you?
>>213633735can pretty much see her whole vagina
>>213633634>more localOh so like Europe?
>India I feel like that was a millennial thing, zoomers wouldn't do that
>>213633759I suffer in Australia
the idea of NSFW is so bizarre like you post a picture of a tit and it's not safe to look at in your work place but you can browse 4chan all day on the blue boards
I'd like to know where you got the notion
Yes I'd like to know where you got the notion
To post the mice
(Don't post the mice baby)
Post the mice
(Don't post peters either)
>>213633572bizarre behaviour ngl
i guess she just likes the attention but has no intention of fucking you
>>213633735>>213633773l cant find the tiktok now she did turn around in it
>>213633662wtf why does she let it happen though if she's not at least a tiny bit keen
>>213633766get the bush meat long pork scranned
>>213633766what was this video
>>213633833was she built for the dark lords
rightoids are losing the culture war
>>213633780no muslims at all in my town, I live rural and enjoy the tranquility but could be fun to have a wee adventure to dorset or glastonbury to see the ancient sites. some cool neolithic sites in scotland and ireland id like to see too
>>213633830she is spanish so they are all a bit more touchy feely anyway but i dont know anyone else she lets touch her up like i do in our friend group at least
>>213633835She likes the attention
Stop orbiting her you pathetic worm
leftypol climbing into clinical waste bins for comfort
I've been mad for fucking years, absolutely years
over the edge for yonks
>>213633864>some cool neolithic sitesThat's no way to talk about rorkes da
>>213633855Appeared to be a sub saharan African being hacked and quartered by a machete with his hands, feet, penis and eyeballs separately sliced off and placed into a pile beside him
>>213633867but i enjoy kissing her so it's a win win?
>>213633903idk it sounds to me like you're speedrunning straight into a prison sentence as soon as she gets bored of you
Flatmate who smashes his steaks thin, trims the fat and cooks them in the air fryer has bought two more sirloins
You can buy thin steaks, what's the fucking point of doing all this?
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>>213633835shes using you and likes that you like her, it makes her feel good but she's not that into you to make it anything serious. dont let it go any further lad. I've been in similar situations when I was younger, its a common thing that is very immature and hurtful
that cake looks dangerous
>>213633913Alri Canslad but in reverse so not a mong
>>213633913getting on the cans later?
>>213633928anyone that cooks steaks in the air fryer deserves the rope
>>213633926LOL fair enough
>>213633934we are both in our late 20s
>>213633928rorke's dog just made a post
>>213633913Alri Bottlelass how's the Estonian lad you fancy at the job centre
>>213633928just let people enjoy things
>>213633913Looks nicer than the irish flag desu
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>>213633903You only think that but really you're embarrassing yourself
It won't lead anywhere if you're just a meaningless plaything for her when she needs a bit of attention
How old are you?
>>213633930a handsome lad
>>213633429I told you this last time and I'll tell you for the final time to stop talking to this woman before you end up with some sort of a harassment accusations
>>213633961so? you can be immature at any age. at the end of the day do what you want, just be realistic that she isn't into you. Believe it when people tell you stuff like that, dont delude yourself
might sound like cope but I can’t see how people find clubbing fun
>>213634026ok so?
some people like different things to you. get over it
leftypol shitting his nappy over this one
>>213634026If the music is good it can be alright
Haven't gone "clubbing" in a decade though
listening to the Tarzan (1999) soundtrack written and performed by Phil Collins
>>213633966Fuck off Jake
And stop leaving your dirty pans on the counter for hours
Need foinglad quartered meticulously like that brown man in the webm
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>>213633993he is quite the handsome, albeit retried, cat
>>213634021>>213633942it’s a he
>>213633978we are both late 20s
>>213633994do you actually think it's harrassment though like seriously?
>>213634022yeah... but people change their minds... i take your point though i wanted to cut contact after talking to all of you last week but i drunk text her like a moron last night
>>213634026>alcohol/drugs>good music/dancing>fit half naked womenhow can you not find clubbing fun
>>213634060This is a Yank thing you terminally-online incel
Keep it in their threads or /pol/
>>213634099Please be staged somehow
fucks sake turn on the news, Attenborough just died
>>213634115Are you both drinking while you get physical with her?
Then yes it could easily be seen as harassment and you're playing with fire
>>213634115>do you actually think it's harrassment though like seriously?It might not be harassment but as soon as she gets bored of you, and she will, it's going to sound a lot like harassment to everyone she tells
>>213634115>yeah... but people change their mindscome off it lad and be honest with yourself, what would you tell a friend in your situation. would you tell him 'yea keep your hopes up, shes gonna change her mind any day now'. id hope not because you would be a bad friend
>>213634113He's retired? Was he an in-paw-rance salesman?
Thoughts on abolishing the monarchy?
fucks sake turn on the news, my will to live just died
>>213634115>we are both late 20sHow have you got to your late 20's being this clueless?
Henry Kissinger’s just died lads
Netanyahu just converted to Islam
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>in-paw-rance
lads i just found out george michael died
We all agree Islam is correct right?
is there any way that I, an incelluous virginous mong, can simulate being a happy and satisfied normington
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhdo4lPCt4U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhdo4lPCt4U
>>213634171yes drinking/drugs (md)
>>213634173why would she tell anyone lol "oh this guy i used to go out dancing with used to grind with me" like that's not rare
>>213634182youre right i cant deny it
>>213634215dunno im not very good with women as you can tell lol
>>213634099whenever I think I've let the flat get in a bit of a state the internet reminds me it could be so much worse
also,
>boiling chickenjesus christ america
>>213634246that was a very sad day
Post tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr_uHJPUlO8
>He says low moods led him back to the app's loop of quick sexual encounters that often left him feeling "dirty and gross", fuelling his anxiety and depression.
>"But there are other times when you leave and it is 07:00 and people are going to work and you are there shivering, feeling dirty and dejected."
imam charles live from buckingham mosque
>>213634266love boiled meat me, very underrated
>>213634266Luckily no-one cares what a catwanker has to say about anything
>>213634251unfortunately, the only things that cause true happiness in humans (love and friendship) seem to be out of reach for you.
although i suspect you haven't put in any effort to attain those things and instead choose to wallow in self-pity
Might say something anti-racist in Greggs
Yesterday I was invited to the pub by some people from work, but no one turned up, so I sat waiting on my own like an idiot for 30 minutes. Every 10 mins or so I looked around for them. Nothing. I don’t have their phone numbers as I don’t know them well enough.
Today I don’t have anything planned but even answering the door to the postman felt draining. I’m dreading going shopping later. The screaming kids, the crowded aisles.
Tomorrow I am going to play airsoft, which to be honest I don’t 100% enjoy, but I’m trying to maintain one of the few friendships I have.
On top of that, my parents invited me to have dinner round their house for tomorrow, which I cancelled because I just wanted to be honest and say I think it’s a bit much for one day, but I still called them and had a nice catch up over the phone with them.
And then next week I am taking my parents out for food which is the one thing I do want to do, but again I am also trying to maintain a friendship so I invited another friend out to the pub the day after, which might be okay when it rolls around, but for now I’m dreading it.
Recently one friend has been spamming me with TikToks and WhatsApp messages which is pretty draining for me, but I feel like I have to reply to the 10s of videos I get a day from him.
Right now I just want to sit inside and stream some shows, cook some nice food and play some video games. Part of me feels like a terrible person for not enjoying peoples’ company recently.
>>213634060does it actually say "except white"?
Just converted to islam lads
>>213634254Hold on a second
Are you shirt off in the club lad?
>>213634254Beyond it being humiliating and a waste of time you're putting yourself in a dangerous situation
Have some self respect
>>213634314>complaining about catposting in /brit/ of all placesdo you deliberately go to places that will make you angry or are you just a bit retarded
>>213634345i dont know who that is but i take my shirt off in clubs sometimes yes
>>213634352im not very successful with girls and i really like her... i appreciate long term though i need to stop seeing her
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got a new dogberge on the farm too, old girl
sort of a rescue
wish i had asked brit what to do when i used to put myself in dangerous situations. would have saved me a lot of trouble
>>213634254You know what fine, keep chasing this girl as you're clearly not going to be convinced otherwise
>>213634379You're subconsciously training yourself to be content with this humiliation
Get a grip and have some self respect so you can be ready to enter into a healthy relationship with another woman eventually
shitting and screaming out the window
I wonder how wedding lad is doing at the wedding
>>213634366>reeee Go cry to your cat you worthless incel cunt. It'll have fun eating your corpse long before it gets discovered.
>>213634429Instinctually didn't read that post because it was related to chatgpt then I didn't get all the jokes people were making about ties and dangerous cakes :/
>>213634429hard not to have fun at weddings unless you're a frightened incel freak or know nobody there
>>213634429Bet he's made a fool of himself
>>213634410you are right im sorry it's just hard you know
>>213634421you are right but there are no other girls on the horizon they are all in couples or ugly, and im terrible on the dating things. went to one dating event a few weeks ago and didn't have chemistry with anyone
What do we do if the internet gets locked down and censored?
This is genuinely a big worry of mine. How would dissidents communicate today without the internet?
dear old mumberg is a bit of a worrier. common in women i reckon
>>213634429he's busy coming across as cool but then drinking too much and overstepping boundaries
>>213634471It's just typical Rorke, really
>>213634471drunk and dancing
>>213634366>>complaining about catposting in /brit/ of all placesDoesn't make sense
If this was Cat Fancier Forum then yeah but it's /brit/
Muslims, sexless middle-aged men and old women love cats. It's not immediately synonymous with /brit/
>>213634494just open a window and shout your post ideas
I went to a very diverse area recently (i am diverse too) and I was surprised at the amount of food options compared to my area. I remembered the usual /pol/shtick about needing immigrants only for le food but then I really started thinking about it. The reason diverse areas are known for nice food isn’t because they bring their kulture but because they’re usually full of young and ambitious populations who want to try new things to succeed. White areas are usually stagnant and old and content with the same slop for years on end.
>>213634492Already told you what to do I don't care to read your moaning and self-loathing blog posts anymore
Get a grip or shut the fuck up you stupid gimp
>>213634525>(i am diverse too)you’re brown?
he's linked the old! HE'S LINKED THE OLD!!!!!!!!
young and ambitious people going out for a paki pizza
Ordering some nice food (kebab and fries)
>>213634543bro just had a conversation with himself and ended it at the end of the thread
>>213634617Take your meds DTFIC
Gimme about five minutes I'm baking it
Rorke utterly guffawing to himself as he tricks the /brit/ lads ONCE AGAIN
>>213632533i need to see your id before you can wank for cambridge