youre walking along the dirt roads of jakarta and this lil nigga blocks your path
your next move?

>>213642583 (OP)
cower myself in fear, as I find this presense threatening

>>213642583 (OP)
strike it down in a stupor of inconceivable rage. No pygmy shall obstruct MY path.

You're too young to be smoking there little bro.

I walk away and then an angry indog mob kills me because the kid was found murdered (by another indog)

>>213642771
indogs are dainty fragile specimens, bludgeon it in minecraft and sprint! (temple run irl)

>>213642583 (OP)
ask if I could bum a cig

>>213642583 (OP)
slap the shit out of his lil monkey face

>>213642678
>you cant tell me how to live my culture you filthy orangutan!

I super jump into air dash past him into helmbreaker so he can't punish me and then do the Korean backdash

>>213642944
> suriname

>>213642583 (OP)
offer him some of the Western candy that I brought for this specific purpose.

>>213642944
Cigs is a western invention you silly little ape. And they'll only kill you slowly and make you stink all the while.

>>213643178
they only stink to prudish wankers who've never had them.

>>213643139
>give me all them sweets nigga or youre gonna get it bitch!

>>213643548
>forgot pic thats how mad i am shieeet

>>213643178
>i can always take a local shower dumdum
>you afraid of water human anjing?