Me on the left edition
>>213644807
thoughts on dark ambient?
>>213649279sounds like my evil incel lair
>as of this moment I am re-opening the /cum/files
>>213649279I listened to Heresy by Lustmord and it was pretty comfy to listen to while playing binding of Isaac. But eventually I got bored and wanted music
DDAY
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The guys who fought in basically every major war up until the GWOT used zero hearing protection. This is why most old timers were partially or fully deaf, they literally spent several years firing 30-06 and .308 rifles nonstop until their eardrums were completely blown the fuck out.
>>213649357they use ear protection now? in combat situations? seems a bit dangerous
>>213649357it was the style at the time
>>213649187Since when did Trump give a shit about Conservatives or Republicans?
He made them both his bitch.
they could have just pulled the old trick of heavily redacting what's released
not releasing them at all is infinitely more sussy
28 and live with my parents, what are your thoughts team?
>>213649357Maybe I'm crazy, but modern warfare seems scarier than this.
>>213649390They use earpro with built in noise dampening, basically the same tech you get in a pair of Walker Razor earmuffs. They have a noise-cancelling feature so low-decibel sounds can be heard (i.e. talking to a guy next to you), but anything over a certain decibel rating is cancelled out. Plus a lot of specialized units have radio comms so they can all speak to each other via radio piped into their earpro instead of just yelling at the top of their lungs.
One of the main reasons they (US Military) adopted the NGSW with a suppressor as part of the kit is because of Vet claims due to hearing loss. Suppressors are still loud with supersonic ammo but nowhere near as bad as cranking off 1,000 rounds of 5.56 in 24 hours with bare ears.
can't stop listening to "I Ran" by flock of seagulls. not sure why. that ever happen to you guys? a song you've heard hundreds of times before and all the sudden you become obsessed with it?
>>213649399he doesn't need to save his ass
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2019/07/prosecutor-in-2009-epstein-case-said-donald-trump-was-the-only-one-who-helped-him/
>Prosecutor in 2009 Epstein Case Said Donald Trump Was the ONLY ONE Who Helped Himfor anybody bitching about the source, the source was the prosecutor, MSNBC had this on their web sire but deleted it
know you must ask yourself who else they wanted to testify but refused
>>213649481BRO I AM LITERALLY LISTENING TO THIS RIGHT NOW WHAT THE FUCK BROOOOOOOOOOOO
not sure how to put this, but i'm curious how modern brits actually feel how about the monarchy
i get it's tradition and everything, but it seems obviously and inherently antiquated
>>213649481Listen to this nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2pclJ_37P
>>213649505yoooo cool it no way
>>213649508not a brit but the ones I've spoken to IRL and on 4chan support it as a way of clinging to their cultural identity that's otherwise being stomped out by muddy streetshittersmdgs
>>213649516fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2pclJ_37Pk
>>213649490oh, I forgot to say, I'll see you guys in 3 days, about to be banned again
>>213649490He's still implicated in the files and handling it poorly
>>213649255 (OP)FLAT IS JUSTICE I FUCKING LOVE FLAT CHESTS DELICIOUS FLAT CHEST I LOVE FLAT WOMEN I MUST SUCK TINY TITS !!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
guys drumpf is totally a russian asset and he stole secret documents, he also did an insurrection, hes also bald, hes also definitely on the list trust me this time
>>213649516>>213649557why the fuck would anyone listen to this or even create it in the first place
>>213649588What if I sucked your dick off?
>>213649575>He's still implicated in the fileslike how so?
he flew somewhere with him?
how?
now they said he's getting defensive and angry about it, anybody would who was accused of this shit
>>213649279listen to recordings of irl caves for a real experience
>>213649449Same, but no jobs in this shithole county so I might have to look for jobs in the nearest city and live in my car during the week.
dates (the fruit) taste like jelly donuts
>>213649686my favorite fruit
I buy giant packs of them at sam's club
>>213649450I think it's all relative. Modern warfare with drones that just swoop out of nowhere and blast you is terrifying, but you also have GPS and radio comms as widespread tools to help you. Units deployed in WW2 were basically just sent into Europe and it was sometimes a month or more before they ever saw another American/Canadian/Brit unit. They literally lived off charity and luck in a lot of cases if they were deep into enemy territory. Some units were badly malnourished and on the verge of starvation, you never see photos of super ripped giga chads from WW2. They were basically wirey manlets carrying 10lbs rifles and 40lbs of gear on shitty webbing that cut their shoulders and waist to shit. Hard ass niggas fr.
>>213649728thank you for supporting my local western washington economy
Heard some soldiers claim that they saw demons in iraq.
have it next to the foo fighters from the end of ww2
>>213649449me in 20 days time
i think grays have invaded my city. im seeing them everywhere
>>213649816the fuck is going on with your nipple
>>213649723Seems like surviving war often comes down to luck anyway, but holy shit, the last moment of trying to escape a drone must be so terrifying.
>>213649816you look like diseased livestock
>>213649449Me in six years
>>213649893it probably isn't because of war mind
The horn is sounded!
The horn is sounded!
Darkness descends!
Darkness descends!
>>213649864Starting to lactate
I know a 5 foot tall Mexican injun bodybuilder who's married to a 6'3 ex-WNBA player. I love encountering people like that because it's so whimsical you can hardly believe it.
the epstein โlistโ was never real. i saw libtards saying this before there was a big kerfuffle over it. itโs just a rhetorical cudgel to impugn oneโs political enemies. the flight logs, black book, and depositions have been public for years
where are the messsssssssicans?
>>213650122Dead. Dead and buried.
>>213649255 (OP)I lied about the amount of money I have so my family don't say shit
>>213650145nooooooooooooo
Imagine being breastfed by a twink
Everybody who opposes Trump has to die. I've been remarkably consistent about this
Learning stuff is so much fun you should be allowed to go to college forever without being forced to teach or publish
Just ate an entire brick of blueberry goat cheese with some crackers
tummy doesnt hurt anymore so I made ramen for lunch :)
>>213650209You could've just said "I'm Jewish".
This game made me freak tf out in 2021
>>213650234IM jewish and I dislike the obese orange pedo
Why do I look like a college grad when I go clean shaven, despite being 30?
>>213650237she has penis yet?
What can I eat besides vegetables to get the nutrients that vegetables give me
>>213650237thought that was jamie pressley for a second
>>213650256I'm the same age and I still sometimes get ID'd when I go to R-rated movies.
>Learning stuff is so much fun you should be-
>>213650266fruits. Nuts(deez)
>>213650272Who you callin unc?
>>213650207reminds me of that jeet who went to japan and was surrounded by japanese women everywhere who thought he was dev patel. i wish i was a celebs doppelganger...
>>213650210just get a library card, the courses are kinda redundant. don't you have retired folk study in the US?
name 3 influential chinese
>>213650360a book can't correct your mistakes.
>>213650418Sun Tzu
Mao
General Tsao
>>213650418Ching Chong Cho
Zhang Wang Dong
Bo Guangming
>>213650418Mao Zedong, Jackie Chan, General Tso
>>213650418everyone who works at grok
>>213650418chun li
mao zedong
jet li
New Internet Historian video.
>>213650207Orc offspring 100%
In Chinese there's a saying like the English "speak of the devil" that you use when the person you are talking about shows up. It goes "Speak of Tsao Tsao and Tsao Tsao arrives." Tsao Tsao is a character in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and I think this is the eponymous Genral Tso, but I'm too lazy to google it
>>213650498the only thing Chun li influenced were erections
>>213649633Well it's know that trump was good friends with him and that trump is on the flight logs. Then you have trump saying that Epstein "stole underage workers from me" which doesn't sound right. Then you have Trump's team releasing edited video tapes as "proof" that Epstein killed himself and the FBI director telling Joe Rogan "oh I hadn't heard of that evidence before". I'm not saying trump is a pedo that raped kids, but trump is handling it poorly and making it look like he's a pedo who's raped kids
>>213650418Jet Li
Bruce Lee
Jackie Chan
>>213650499Yeah and it's really not up to snuff, he's fallen off and should've never left to do whatever he did for ages. He was on such a roll and could've had a proper career. He's gonna go the same route as JonTron where he puts out some increasingly bland shit every 3-6 months and we're supposed to like it just because.
>>213650499It was insanely boring, I was really surprised. I don't think the material was intriguing enough.
Hannibal, our book confirms, tried conquering Italy with pachyderms
>>213650431i don't get it. i agree, teaching sounds awful. i guess you could get into research, there's also nobody that is going to correct you, besides peer review critique.
what kind of mistake? you said learning, i assumed aquiring new knowledge, not solving math tasks
Tried the USA grimace shake and Canadian quarter pounder maple bbq burger as part of the McDonaldโs around the World Series
Both were very good
My name is Miguel and I live in Veracruz
>>213650615How do we know the Elephants didnโt enslave the Phoenicians and force them to march on Rome?
>>213650656thank you for contributing to the thread unlike the faggot who replied to you
For me its coffee with chicory
>>213650775For me it's attention whoring faggots hanging from a noose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNehLtlkPD0
I love beef jerky so much WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE SO EXPENSIVE
>>213650775This person is quite indecently dressed
>>213650829Lesbian facesitting
>>213650811make your own, a small countertop dehydrator is cheap
>>213650811Regular consumption of processed meat significantly increases your risk of colorectal cancer
>>213650811it's really easy to make yourself.
https://youtu.be/T4IDl0ywnIs
>>213650811someone's gotta jerk the cow off
>>213650845How is beef jerky "processed"
It's just dried meat with spices
>>213650861We all have our own kinks
>>213650888processed is something people say when they don't understand the big scary words on the back of a package
>>213650811I know a jerky distributor, some guy at the casino gave us free nights at his golf resort, he brought each of us a big box of jerky to take home.
I never saw so many kinds of jerky, and the golf resort owner was a spice distributor, went home with a bunch of good stuff. I still suck at golf.
high on dude gang weed rn, gonna make some chicken adobo
just finished reading my first parenti book. very good actually
now listening to john maus and getting drunk on my porch
what are you doing cummies
>>213650920based I was thinking of making the sane sometime soon (TM)
>be casually walking around my local park shirtless since itโs a nice day
>qts smile at me when we make eye contact
Feels good man. Does this happen in your country?
>>213650947Nigel, tonight this will be your dinner.
Watching Apollo 13 for the first time because that astronaut died this week. When do they start nuking the commies.
don't you know that you are a shooting star
>>213650971I've had cute girls smile at me but I have a dad bod and am insecure so I don't walk around shirtless
>>213650971>Does this happen in your country?no, not to my scrawny ass
did you stop and talk?
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Ate this and feel sick and my head hurts
>>213650971i dont leave the house
>>213650997>did you stop and talk?Nah, I have a gf.
>>213650888Drying is a form of processing. Cooking is a form of processing. Meat that is cooked and then dried and covered with preservatives is more processed than meat that is just cooked and eaten fresh
>>213650973that looks awesome right now
I can tell when Forensic Files has a real expert on because what the expert says is easy for me to follow.
>>213651010>head hurtIts probably da 4chan, my head hurt too when I use this website.
>>213650630I like languages and translating texts. It's a field you kinda need life long mentoring in as the level of nuance and care required is quite high. Lets say I'm translating a classical Greek medical text and it says something about blood flow, if I translate that as "circulation", someone might cite my text as proof that the concept of circulation existed in the 3rd century. It takes a lot of training to get people to think about what a word means in the source language, what you could translate it to in your target language, how they might be received by the audience, etc.
catberg is getting TOO cuddly. sometimes i just wanna lay in bed and scroll my phone but he'll walk up and start rubbing against my face.
>>213651024faggot (only if other if was hotter)
>>213650973I try to avoid sloppa as much as possible
>>213651026I'm not going to get colon cancer from eating beef jerky.
Maybe I should just go back to eating doritos...
>>213651067this is why i don't want pets. can't have a moment of peace.
Imagine being Hitler imagine how many jewish pussies you'd get to fuck every week. Big Jew tits
iโm unironically 8/10 but simply donโt care about dating anymore. have numerous girls who try to talk to me/go on dates but i literally cannot be bothered. donโt care. all because i canโt get over my ex
American astronaut Jim Lovell (pictured) dies at the age of 97.
>Canada is officially new Saaristan
>>213651106He was extremely mentally ill and didn't care about sex
>>213651010drink a gatorade or other electrolytes, you'll feel better
>>213651110she's not thinking about you bro, go get some snatch
Health tards would rather eat food raw than cook it. They're afraid of civilization
>>213651067The needs of the furry outweigh the needs of the bald.
i'm 10/10 and i fucked so many bitches my dick doesn't get hard for them anymore
>>213651110listen to the Brit
>>213650902high iq confirmed
I'm 0/10 but I'm strong so I can just rape
I'm a 6/10 but I'm rich, fit, and funny
I get mad poontang
Iโm 3/10 and my mom says Iโm going to be alone forever if Iโm not careful.
>>213651148>>213651175yeah that makes it harder
hell i know sheโs getting dicked down by an italian in vienna right now even. i donโt know why my brain is still set with her, might be that she gave me her virginity. i dunno
>>213651212both shit, but north more interesting
I'm 7/10 and sometimes cute women are into me but usually not
Would you rather be
1) super strong but retarded and ugly
2) super handsome but weak and retarded
3) super intelligent but ugly and weak
>>213651225>might be that she gave me her virginity
>>2136512553rd seems the most useful
>>2136512552, you can fix weakness and retardedness but not ugly
i'm 34/52 and am not a fan of spiders.
>>213651319Waste of money
A hobby is not worth it unless it causes women to fight over you, ripping off clothes and punching each other, to suck your dick.
>>213651279Super strong guy can just beat you up and steal your girl
>grocery store has heirloom tomatoes
>i soyface and buy them
>they taste no different than the normal tomatoes i buy
>>213651334Then I'll find another girl because I'm so handsome
>>213651255im already ugly, weak and retarded
>>213651295You can't fix retardness. That's a meritocratic myth
>>213651062interesting problem, someone probably already solved it.
so you kinda shifted the goalpost, you said you wanted to "learn", now you're talking about translating texts.
maybe you should aspire to be the best in your field, then noone can correct you, because noone understands the topic to the degree that you do. but you gotta pump significantly more time into it than any other person.
Drinking a beer
'za in the oven
Grated some parm to top it
Gonna watch "wild things"
>>213651383blud is consoooming
>>213651319get an RV or camper
thatโs what iโve been saving for
just a house boat but without the shit
>>213651361the stupid kind of retarded you can fix by reading more and studying
but if he meant the extra chromosome kind then yeah shit's fucked
Niggas be like: ayo I'm an authentic nigga!
the man is trying to keep me down
>>213651420>the stupid kind of retarded you can fix by reading more and studyingOnly to a degree. Some people are just naturally simple minded and slow
>>213651467>Some peopleMost people, I'd say
>>213651067love when my cat does this
>>213651448Using weaves is kinda grim and nasty
>>213651354I donโt get it
>>213651399I stole the movie
The beer was leftover from a party
The parm and 'za I did buy
>>213651486weight is distributed so it doesnt break the surface tension of the water
i started a jokeโฆ which started the whole world cryingโฆ. but i didnt seeโฆ that the joke was on meโฆโฆโฆโฆ..
>>213651588are you mr. pendejo?
>>213650811If you're a true jerkyhead just make your own. Invest in a dehydrator (you can spend $60 or $600 depending on what you want) and buy some meat. It's way more economical to do this and you can get custom jerky exactly how and when you want it. I've made venison jerky from a deer I shot and it was THE SHIT I tell you hwat. Tons of recipes for how to marinate the meat.
>>213651486No one really knows. I've heard some argue that water hates wood and is repelled by it. So the force of it's hate pushes it up
Many have said this
>>213651626No. I'm Julio Balderrama
I need my fluid displaced if you know what I mean
>>213651692Ok I will slit your wrists for you
I feel like getting super fucked up tonight, but I'm scared that I will end up thinking to myself 'what now?' after an hour
>>213651691you're also sexy and cute. post penis.
>>213651709NO NOT LIKE THAT!
>>213651719No. I'm not gay and I feel uncomfortable right now
I'm gonna leave.
>>213651783nooooooooooooo. im sorry
>>213651710Don't do it bro, that's a slippery slope and you'll write off tomorrow. I'm going to start my 3rd beer soon but it'll be the final one for the night, otherwise tomorrow will be a write-off.
are you lonely? i can fix that
(yes i am a newly single woman(female))
Zoologists will say that homosexuality is widely practiced in the animal kingdom, and then the extent of their evidence will be that they once heard a story about two male penguins sitting on the same egg and one time they witnessed a male chimpanzee raping the corpse of another male chimpanzee.
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>you're also sexy and cute. post penis.
>>213649723Neither side really wanted to fight because both sides knew that fighting each other with equal forces meant risking tons of men either to death or injury. So most of the time, people just sat around, holding some position or something, and when firefights did occur, it was always terrible because neither side had a consistent advantage.
Nowadays, military doctrine dictates that you only take fights when you have overwhelming advantage, and when you're fighting sandniggers and the likes, that's often the case. A lot of midwits are lulled into a sense of comfort reading military death and injury stats, but that's only possible because the most recent wars were overwhelmingly one-sided. Come another great war, and I think it'll be the same all over again.
Listening to Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down
Do you love physical media
>>213651858rape is somehow a naturalistic fallacy but being a homo isn't
>>213649255 (OP)I want a Canadian gf in my country!
Can't stop listening to Big Black Delta jesus fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMeWP5GFako&list=RDiMeWP5GFako&start_radio=1
>GTA6 is about a relationship
If you save by crawling into bed together I will kill myself on the spot.
Every single person who was present at the opening of King Tut's tomb has died within the past 102 years, giving rise to the mystery known as "King Tut's curse."
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Any of you DORKS played SA-MP back then?
>>213652004All GTA games are about a relationship, some of them just aren't romantic in nature.
>>213652007>people died 102 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJwUYLhxr5w
watch this right now
>>213652019I played it once I think and I was a medic. Picked up some guy and we cruised around the outskirts of the map
good times
>>213652019I was (and still am) too low iq to know how to set it up
I just want people to like me ;_;
>>213652110I'm the opposite, I don't crave attention or affection. I think I might be some evolutionary experiment.
The only Fuentes quote I've ever liked was when he did a whiney voice and said "waaaaahhh! I need a girl to CUDDLE with!!!" And mocked craving women as needy and gay. That was some shit I needed to hear
>>213652142Ok but heโs probably gay
>>213652142it's funny to see him getting mainstream exposure and the faggots at Youtube aren't insta-banning any video featuring him now
they're like rats just trying to survive a warzone at this point and they know the pendulum is swinging back hard, all the trannies that used to moderate 4chan will probably be joining the 40% club
>>213652133https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSmZwap66Ps
$10 million dollars, but for the rest of your life you'll be followed by your father, alive or deceased, always walking after you. If he catches you, he'll take his cock out and fuck you in the mouth.
Do you take that deal?
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>>213652285what the fuck is wrong with you
>>213652285>$10 million dollars>my life stays exactly the sameSure
>>213652296i remember that game
Lol they're coming after Nick hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7zO-BG7Q7s
entered a room full of women and heard one said "omg hes so handsome"...
i shouldntve cut my hair...
>>213652285Iโll just take a plane to Alaska
>>213652296HOLY SHIT A FUCKING FROGZARD GET DOWN!
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>>213652309I miss Flash so fcking much
>>213652311Stop posting this you cringe mfer
I just want big sex big booby sex from the pussy woman with big boobies her pussy to my penis. Do I have to go to NEW YORK for this?
>>213652301Bored mostly.
>>213652326He follows you at a walking pace and he never stops, always knowing where you are. He can break through anything, so you have to keep moving.
>>213652335>Sonny posters in 2025how tf did this game reach so many people?
Me telling my coworkers I "don't watch TV" (I only watch anime but there's no reason they should know that)
>>213652363you don't have a job Jason
>>213652370My outfit is terrible man have some self respect
I used to think girls hated sex and only put up with it because the guy wants it
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>>213652353>modern setting mixed with low fantasy, and medieval elementsIt was kino
>>213652358The garbage destroyed sneakers... the zero effort grey sweats...
My god, he's being weird right on the Quad during the first week of classes...
>>213652395It's true and you've been misled
The way I feel right now, I would hate to be a woman within a mile's radius of myself
Time to eat tasteless chicken! Yummy, No seasoning! Yummers, No flavour!
>>213652323Me visiting my female relatives
GYAAAT DAYUM THIS SHIT IS SO HYPE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fB8TyLTD7EE
>>213652323that has never happened to me
my female relatives treat me more or less like a woman now
sadly, in mexico that means that they expect me to do everything while the men dont do shit and then tell me i never do anything
FUCK the patriarchy t.bh
>>213652468ola
dress
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In college me and my friends would dress like this every day
>>213652497hows it going?
>>213652363Telling your coworkers you don't watch TV gets nearly the same reaction as telling them you eat human beings. I don't even broach the subject anymore, goys are so mindbroken it's an instant wedge if you tell them you don't go 100% with the program.
>Drink kahlua and gin
>Throw up on thaโ mic
>>213652486The music coming out of that gamenever fit the game itself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faYh9L9OYTA&list=RDfaYh9L9OYTA&start_radio=1
>>213652550bitch looks like a fart
>>213650418They don't have a cultural impact compared to Japan/SK despite having a larger economy,weird when I think about it,nothing comes to mind when someone mentions modern China
of course 4chan beta incel losers wouldn't like a normieGOD sex haver game like league of legends
>>213652570me in the red fez
How do I dress better? (on a budget)
>>213652570I'm the darky on the right
>>213652570i hope they all get plague
bale3
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In college during the summer, when classes started, I would walk past the quad, I would walk past the normies cuddling their gfs or the qt girls reading in their sports bras on towels and try to look completely unbothered. I literally walked like this as I passed people who might as well have been on the other half of the globe for the distance between us
>>213652524fine
i have no plans this weekend and im bored as fuuuuck
also i cut my hair cuz im growing new hair and it looked weird and uneven, but accidentally cut too much, and now i feel ugly like if i was nonbinary
>be happy
>get fucked
>be sad
>get fucked
wtf is the point of life?
>>213652610step 1: be attractive
step 2: do not be unattractive
>>213652646u just said it
the point is to get fucked
>>213652550Sheโs hot but she doesnโt even wear revealing clothes. And her content is for giga-retards. Pretty lame.
>>213652610dress according to your locale, too many people make the fatal mistake of trying to dress like some office toff or british upper crust dandy when they live in a small town and it's utterly retarded.
you can be well dressed and wear simple clothes like jeans and plaids. just google old LookBooks for ideas.
DO NOT ask /fa/ you will end up dressed like a mentally challenged 60 year old from 1994.
>>213652644>im bored as fuuuuckjust go out?
need sanna marin to molest me
>>213652347Big booby women want penis sex only with big penis males
Jerked off to an Indian woman
>>213652694she better be hot
>>213652683lmao dumb ass bitch felt himself slipping the first time and just had to gloat
>>213652285$10 million and then I'd just construct a cage around him
>>213652694Some of them are pretty sexy. Donโt let the /cum/ general ruin your fun.
>>213652694quintessentially canadian post
iโm unironically intersex but i just manmode lol
>>213652672i cant im nonbinary rn
>>213652694post her or you're lying for (You)'s
Canadians be like "time to go to the beach and bathe"