Sea Harrier edition

poo smells lmao

neoliberal bull logging in

Sometimes when I absentmindedly play with my willy, the tip gets semi hard but the shaft doesnt and it looks like a silly mushroom haha, cracks me

>>213730856
neoliberal excellence

bit weird how people are allowed to make fun of natives for having red skin but if you mention that a bames skin looks like poo youre racist and we shouldn't judge people on their colour

think i might just give up on women and get on grindr

Rorke watching blacked

>>213730856
An unfathomably based man

hairy pusy

>>213730877
My grandpa loves watching birds too.

>>213730357
did you wank with them afterwards

>>213730885
wierd how little yank lefties give a fuck about natives but they love africanoids

get me housed, get me wanked, get me fed

*enters the thread*

Terrified of the emptiness and misery I'll feel once I get home from work

>>213730791
more carbon in the atmosphere encourages trees to grow larger and faster
nature seeks an equilibrium

we gaan i said we gaan

A Shropshire Lad

am i depressed because i've smoked weed for the past 14 years or have i smoked weed for the past 14 years because i'm depressed

just discoverd the perfect place to meet women and stop being a sperg

Gf says I'm not allowed to use the word 'faggot' around her.
Still use it. Referred to a bundle of spaghetti as a faggot and there was nun' she could do because it's technically correct.

>>213731044
Stop smoking weed and see if you improve or not.

>>213731045
Outside a school?

that's an interesting tie, is there a story behind it?

>>213730960
it’s because the natives are basically all dead. 1.3% of the population claims to be native, and realistically most of those are either heavily diluted or complete lying larpers. Blacks on the other hand have 13% of the population, therefore they suck up the vast majority of the racial grievance oxygen

You should meet my good friend Toggafaggin

I am in Palestine waheeey

>>213731067
i saw it in a shop and bought it

>>213731044
I smoked for ten years, one year clean, and I feel no better. Only stopped cause I started hearing dead dadbergs voice in my head

>>213731055
Also not allowed to call something "retarded". But "stupid" or "idiot" is OK...?
Alas the things we must compromise for those we love.

>>213731055
why you carrying on with her if you can't be yourself

wanking up a storm

My progress is significantly retarded due to /brit/

oof!

>>213731091
desperate to have a personality award

call it friendo

>>213731062
no, Toastmasters
bi-weekly meetings in most cities. Plus you can prepare speeches and tell people about yourself without having to cold approach strangers

>>213731153
we're all thinking the same thing

>>213730856
Guarantee this quote is wrong and he said germans not nazis

>>213731153
you can tell initiation

>Your dad looks at you and reacts like this
What did you do?

>>213731153
mad how women peak around 16

the belgian cuck fetishist really is here 24/7
fuck me
what a life

>>213731183
unironically what the fuck was his problem here

>>213731193
he's the most mentally ill poster in /brit/ history

>>213731209
saw a black fella

>>213731217
He's up there, ribena and maisiebro might just have him beat

When I was a kid dadberg would block my devices from the internet, so I'd sit behind him and stare at the back of his head for hours, sometimes up to four or five, until he said its back on now fuck off.

>>213731209
trying to make out what he said
He's not signing it because its too ....
Probably a still from Schindlers and he thought it was tasteless

>>213731240
ever shag him up the arse?

>>213731240
Me? Didn't even have internet until I was 16

What do you actually wank to?
I don't even use porn, I just use portraits of women so I can do my cum tributes for my loyal erome followers.

>>213731253
Never, but he did used to browse /b/ and /gif/ at his desk, which was in the sitting room in full view of me and mumberg. Never wanked though, just watched

didn't grow up with the internet but we had a computer and dadberg would sit there for hours chain smoking/drinking playing bejeweled and solitaire. I think he was depressed the poor bastard

>>213730960
>>213731071
i was talking about ethnically english people but that too

>>213731248
looks like he's saying "I don't like that"
can't make out the rest

>>213731278
grim

Every post you see? Me.

>>213731153
I'm just saying

Is crusty bollock lad in? He's the life and soul of this general

>>213731319
hes dead mate

>>213731319
Died

in Swedish we joke that there are lots of he (swe: Han) Chinese but no She (swe: Hon) Chinese.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Covga7Z0oIc

>>213731348

>>213731319
Dead as ulster lad

>>213731176
What's the difference?

If i had a gf i wouldnt care if she dated a black guy

>>213731286
"I don't sign this
that's so last year
no, if it's just one, never"

>>213731355
o.0

I call dark souls Propa Rolla Slopa

>>213731348
What?

>>213731362
Her fashion sense is somewhat lacking.

>>213731355
We joke about norwegian cusine. You two should make a fusion cooking

>>213731348
>in Swedish we joke that other countries are part of our country, we invade those other countries, commit genocide there, then fill the land with muslims
Fuck off Sven.

>>213731362
She should join the army

had enough of everything

stinky cat walking around infront of me

>>213731434
>>213731374
>>213731451

>>213731440
i love her cardigan i would wear it

our girl has officially made it

4 hour long incel walk today. covered a lot of ground

>>213731400
oh maybe it's "I don't sign that"

>>213731490
not even an mp what even is she now

Might play some Assassin's Creed Black flag today.

love a afternoon walk me, can smell the yummy dinners cooking in the windows, sometimes get a peak into a comfy slice of life dinner happening

sick of my dogshit evil incel life wasting away in my smelly little evil incel lair

watching always sunny clips and p diddy just appears

Some of you need to swear less

Might go outside today

Steaming

>>213731552
Not been outside for 5 days and that was only for a late night incel walk

>>213731463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTTMR93Aunc

Jimmy Carr in interviews:
The most important thing is kindness. Give up your time to help people.
Jimmy Carr on stage:
I enjoy raping fat children because they can't run away ahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!!
Jimmy Carr irl:
Steals from hard working people like, well no one in this thread, but you get it.

Drank some lemonade and now I’m really thirsty for water.

Pretty sure I encountered crushberg on her incelwalk last night.
Followed her for a bit, but she was stopping and walking back the way she came several times and all sorts of mad behaviour.

I really hate dating apps and they make me anxious but I feel like I am committing a crime if I ask a girl on a date in public. I have nice chats with cute girls irl but I never assume they like me

>>213731603
blog on

>>213731603
what you need to do is just be friends with them at the beginning then make a move on them on the 2nd date, that's what i did

>>213731597
probably trying to get you off her scent. You shouldn't follow lasses

40 year old man with a crush like a teenage girl lmfao

>>213731490
Is she still trying to be ever so sligthly relevant? Fade into history already, you smarmy bint.

>>213731627
yeah, last date I went on I think I came on too strong being excited for the second date so she cancelled it the night before, she didn't give me a reason though but I assume it was because I called it a date whereas the first one I just said lets hang out. Its all too confusing for a simple lad with a heart of gold like myself

>>213731631
LOL

i am going insane

>>213731603
I asked a girl out in person cold approach and got rejected and it felt like my heart gor raped

>>213731695
Your eyes fluttered

>>213731695
wtf are you doing cold approaching that's rapelad tier if you aren't a literal model

>>213731631
ktim

>>213731695
thats rough lad but good on you for giving it a go, braver man than I.

>>213731695
why

>>213731630
I know but it's a fun enough hobby.

>>213731667
eye contact, break touch barrier, make laugh, get closer, repeat

>>213731733
stop lying

>>213731597
i know this is bullshit but heres some good advice anyway
if you are ever in a situation when you want someone to do something and you know by asking them you'll come across as weird or a dick, then you should be upfront about it
So, you would say "I know this is going to sound creepy but..." or "I know I'm a prick for saying this but..."
this instantly defuses the tension and stops them overreacting.

Burger and beyond is soooooo bussin it's just a shame burger, chips and a beer (not pint) will run you £30 plus (((service charge)))

>>213731778
more lies

>>213731763
I had her laughing a lot and she said how she really enjoys my company, made me feel really happy. Was so confused when she cancelled the second one, had a little cry

Watching northernlion clips on YouTube

>>213731777
you know i'm right
imagine a female in your family you care about getting approached from nowhere by some random 4channer going h-hey want to get pasta delivery with me later
would give me the fear

>>213731785
how do you drink beer with a dinner? it's too dry

>>213731785
are they halal?

>>213731778
>I'm fully aware what I'm doing is unacceptable but I'll do it anyway
Uh huh...

>>213731362
give this bairn some beans

>>213731816
get a grip

>>213731785
dude salt fat and sugar lmao

>>213731821
Dunno, that's not British culture.

>takeaway pasta

>>213731829
*gets a grip on your neck*

>>213731838
don't touch me

>>213731848
*grabs u by the waist*
hi bby

>>213731820
Lots of fat and rather hoppy. Never had any issue cracking a cold un with my pasta bacon.

Thought you lot were a beer/ale country.

>>213731821
Probably, restaurants in London basically have to be otherwise they'll lose half their customer base

>>213731837
her face when she sees my knob

I respect and envy how women deal with their feelings. They let it out then get on with it. I can't let it out nor get on with it, just sits inside and eats away at what little hope and joy I have left inside of me

hate coming home from toil to a dark empty house, it's even more depressing than when i was living with mumstein. need to find a live-in gf or at least a housemate who isn't a jeet or a twat

>>213731803
>>213731827
not at all, it lets the other person know that YOU know you're not being ideal, admitting that you're being weird lessens the problem

it also stops them from having to call you a dick, becasue tou called youreself one first

food is so basic its literally just >>213731830
over and over again like its not hard to activate your taste pleasure palate

don't think I'd be able to sleep with another person in the same bed as me

>>213731874
spirit animal!

rorke doing absolutely nothing to elevate queer black voices

>>213731923
my vf brother.......

>27M views
for...what exactly?

>>213731923
cuddling someone who is cuddly is insanely pleasureable

>>213731896
Also formulated to be attractive. Wasnt a conspiracy theory after all now was it after that leak.

>>213731752
thanks man, I appreciate it. us antipodCHADS have to stick together
>>213731753
why what?
why did I ask her out? because she was pretty
why did it feel like my heart got raped? because rejection stings

>>213731821
>>213731821
You can choose whether you have halal meat or not in one of their locations
So you don't have to support the PIC if you don't want to

>>213731953
when this vid came out, gta5 was already 10 years old

>>213731892
you're either trolling or deeply misguided

>>213731876
Opening up to my therapist is like,

"... Well, it started in the mid 90s."

>>213731868
i have autism what does her expression imply
please answer

Still not banned by Ofcom
How

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53NokJW8bII

if you are older than 25 you really shouldn't be posting here

>>213732033
he has assburgers lol

betty swollocks

>>213731963
you're taking it way too seriously
there are always going to be some people who aren't attracted to you and don't want to go on a date with you
that's normal it's true for everyone and it's not a big deal
asking a stranger out and being rejected should not be devastating you're being melodramatic
it sounds like your mother neglected you or something and that's the real issue flaring up when a stranger doesn't want to go on a date with you

>>213732041
Ofcom man took a glimpse at my posts and said it was fine

>>213732046
yeah? suck ya mum

>>213730812 (OP)
The most fraudulent jet to ever exist

This image inspired raucous debate on /brit/ last night.
This girl is unfathomably peng, aye lads?

>>213732050
32 here, it not ri

>>213732033
>>213732065


Qh shit haha

>>213732073
Come back at night time

>>213732073
laminated eyebrows are HILARIOUS

Ruby Granger sex doll

>>213732073
she looks like him with a female filter

>>213732046
rules are for fags anyway

>>213732073
I make my eyebrows like that when I make funny faces in front of the mirror

dont know how to speak to women i either get scared or want to punch them

>not a single Ruby Granger cum tribute on erome

>>213732073
she's alright

>>213732099
u r faceblind

I am 32 years young and I don't know how to get a job

dark fruits weather

there was no debate on that image
this is the first time it was posted

>>213732112
You give rapist vibes

>>213732125
Just ask around. Ask someone at your London club. You are a member arent you?

>>213732125
You're still only a child I wouldn't worry about it

>>213732125
you don't know how to click the 'apply for job' button on a website?

>>213732143
You are literally austr*lian

>>213732125
nepotism

How are you supposed to ask women out and find a gf

no I've never had a job because I've never wanted one

i am an evil urchin

>>213732153
Well I do but so does everyone else which is where the trouble lies

Too fucking hot already lads
Barely even slept last night

>>213732071
why?

>>213732073
werewolf ahh eyebrows

>>213732163
you don't you how to swipe right on a dating app?

>108M views
for...what exactly?

>>213732106
just think of them as a cute man with long hair and slightly bigger chest

>>213732163
have some bollocks and get in tune with them

>>213732163
You just sit tight at home and one will come knocking on your door

>>213732204
He's MrBreast

>>213732051
>it sounds like your mother neglected you or something and that's the real issue flaring up
well yeah. my mum killed herself when I was 9 and abandoned me. so I feel rejection 10x worse than anyone else

Absolutely mental how hard the nwo and 1Worldgov won

>I met my husband online but he can’t get a UK visa because I earn too little
>Gemma, 37, from Worcestershire, met her husband, Mina, 30, from Cairo, Egypt, three years ago.
>I have a 14-year-old daughter and 21-year-old son from a previous relationship
Uh huh yeah I'm sure this Egyptian individual is genuinely interested in a single mum who's almost 40

Sir Pussy Malanga

>>213732209
Wouldn't want people to image me and wank now would you

>>213732204
for being mr beast

>>213732163
firstly, never ask out strangers
use what you find interesting/attractive about them to start a conversation, THEN you ask them for their instagram or whatever

A woman asked to kiss me after we hung out once and I thought we were just hanging out as friends, made me confused and I told her I didn't feel up to it and I didn't reply to any of her messages since.

>>213732204
mr beast

>>213732229
Kek get fucked you stupid bint

>>213732204
when this vid came out, gta5 was already 11 years old

what's this skull shape lads

this standing desk thing kinda hard. Might sit down for a bit

Are these racist E girls really going to pretend they didn’t throw it back for a black guy in college or

Venus just hanging out in our solar system be like:

>>213732242

heeeeeeey macarena AIE

i don't find shadowheart attractive and also her voice actress is a lesbian

ktim

>>213732227
we'll theyre about to lose the lead

>werewolf ahh eyebrows

>>213732242
based fellow retard. I had the hottest girl in our school in my bed back in highschool days, and I was too scared to make a move. literally laid there petrified lmao

anyone else high and/or drunk?

>>213732259
screaming at the thought of you standing up on /brip/

what's that website people are using right now where you draw on a world map

I'm your Venus. I'm your fire. Your desire.

>>213732301
quite craving a beverage not gunna lie

>>213732258
looks mexican

>>213732286
screaming in ktimmers voice

>>213732301
high on life

>>213732301
Not me, I'm clean

>>213732306
me right now reading about some guy wanting to cum tribute a youtuber

>I had the hottest girl in our school in my bed back in highschool days

>>213732301
No. We are all Straight Edge punks here.

>>213732321
spaedo found a new proxy huh?

>>213732046
ktiim at 30 years old

>>213732229
lol she married an egyptian christian and converted

just small boat him over get him to claim asylum saying the egyptians will kill him because he called islam gay

>>213732298
>I had the hottest girl in our school in my bed

>>213732225
well there you are then
I'm sorry that happened
but it is possible to see women not as your mother and I have faith that you will get there

Warhammer 40k is the last globally relevant product of British popculture

When I was in high school I had a girl in my bed we skipped school together and watched a movie and I plucked up the courage to ask if I could put my arm around her expecting the worst and couldn't believe my luck when she said yes then we cuddled all day. one of the better memories of my little life

Done no work today
Why bother when Rachel Reeves just gives half of the fruits of my labour to browns

...Anonymous
08/12/25(Tue)21:07:03 No.213732342
>>I had the hottest girl in our school in my bed back in highschool days
>>I had the hottest girl in our school in my bed back in highschool days

>>213732372
wonder what's it like being the bloke who scours 4chan and decides which posters are nonces or not

>>213732406
probably very dull and boring if we're being honest

maddening how all the cretins in here can't fathom a chad like me having the hottest gyaldam in school in his edbays

>>213732233
I don't use social media

>>213732380
Yeah so apparantly 40k is a bigger economic thingy to the UK economy than the entire fishing industry.
Mad that!
Like I remember learning that videogames are a bigger industry than movies and music combined, but they still can't be taken seriously by politicians or the main media.

>>213732225
bro, similar shit to me. It's called anxious attachment style.

>>>I had the hottest girl in our school in my bed back in highschool days
>>>I had the hottest girl in our school in my bed back in highschool days

>>213732429
then get her fucking number then

>>213732388
She cried about that actually, she doesn't want to do it really but all the MPs don't want the system to be changed

mr. beast cum tribute?

Sir Bret Clement

>>213732261
i dont understand the type of person who becomes an egirl
most of them love anime and 'internet culture' but when i was in school and sixth form only a few years ago the only people into that were ugly freaks who'd only date similar people and the only good looking girl out of them slowly killed herself. they wouldn't be whoring themselves out to black guys. can't imagine that an attractive normal girl with a social life would go on to become a vtuber or whatever jap shite is popular now.

bought dairy toffee because they didn't have clotted cream fudge at the coop and I am VERY DISAPPOINTED

>>213732294
They’ve changed the world forever and won in the bigger picture

Any of you lads have a sister that a virginous snail-like runt like me can date?

mmhmm x

>>213732440
>videogames are a bigger industry than movies and music combined
only because of mobile and gambling addiction

>>213732323
Eyetalian

>>213732193
The US embargoed Jet fuel to Argentina, the Argentine air force were forced to make anti ship strikes then fly back without engaging the harriers. If they Argentines had enough fuel to actually fight, the harriers would have been finished

>>213732468
my sister is looking to cheat on her husband with a virile young lad you up for it?

>>213732481
>10cm and thin

>mmhmm x

might join the army

>>213732467
mate, we're nowhere near the end
imagine living 2000 years ago and thinking the roman empire would last forever
imagine living 150 years ago and thinking the british empire would last forever
Western influence is shrinking
the UK can only project power overseas because the US takes the lead, and the US is stepping back

>>213732453
>she doesn't want to do it really
lol

>>213732513
>>213732514
screaming

Wonder how many nations will emerge by the end of the 21st century

>>213732512
I'm not young I'm 32 but can still fit the role I think. Does she have large chebs?

The West had a good run

yes men are more sexually frustrated but women are in fact lonelier

>>213732561
israel defniielty wont be there

Got toil AGAIN today 14:00 pm to 22:00 pm

israel is going to assassinate our pm, please send help

>>213732512
I'll take one for the team

>>213732444
Key characteristics of anxious attachment style:
Fear of abandonment: A deep-seated worry that one's partner will leave or reject them.
Need for reassurance: Frequent requests for validation and affirmation from their partner to quell anxiety.
Overthinking and hyper-vigilance: Constantly analyzing and interpreting their partner's behavior, often leading to negative interpretations.
Clinginess or neediness: A tendency to be overly dependent on their partner for emotional support and validation.
Low self-esteem: A belief that they are not worthy of love or that their partner will eventually leave them.
Difficulty being alone: A strong preference for being with their partner and a fear of solitude.
Emotional reactivity: Heightened emotional responses to relationship events, both positive and negative.
Preoccupation with relationships: A tendency to be overly focused on their romantic relationships, sometimes to the detriment of other aspects of their lives.
Difficulty trusting: Struggles to trust their partner's intentions and feelings.
Heightened jealousy: Frequent feelings of jealousy and insecurity in relationships.

yeah that's me lad. Thanks now I have a name for it. You reckon I can get some prescription meds for it?

>>213732530
>and the US is stepping back
I don’t believe they’ll ever truly step back, but agree to disagree

I just wanna fuck

remember being a kid visiting my dad and he'd always have different women around, remember one time when i was about 10 he took me on 'holiday' to the south of france but he bought a woman with him and i spent every evening awake hearing him plow the life out of her

think it put me off sex

>>213732506

Bonnie Blue has shown there's still a lot of stigma around sex work

>>213732620
was the south of france nice at least

>>213732576
most of them are fags and fags are usually more frustrated since it can be hard to find other fags

how should i cook my eggs

Reckon if I marry the Polish gf, move to Poland and start a business there I could get buoyed into prosperity and happiness by a rising economy? Or will their growth stall / they'll get invaded by Russia / something else fucks me up?

Hate the fucking rat faced pm so much

I'm going to eat something now

>>213732620
Was your dad fit?

Man shagged his son's wife then tried to kill her and his son tried to kill him

>>213732597
if more countries start criticising netanyahu he'll start another war with iran to get them back in line

>>213732635
In a pan

>>213732622
Hey, you asked, I told

>>213732666
Iran started the war by funding hezbollah houthi and hamas

>>213732668
shall they be manipulated

>>213732642
Get her married

how long did it take you from first kiss to first sex lads?

>>213732686
>>213732686
>>213732686

italy finally caught up

>>213732679
lol, lmao even

>>213732689
about two days

>>213732689
Five years

Prime Minister Keir Starmer and Tory leader Kemi Badenoch are both non-believers. That’s a rare shared trait in the country’s political history.

>>213732485
nah blud, GTA5 made more money than bread.

*taps the post count*

WPLACE IS BACK

>>213731820
Quite easily

>>213732738
Why ara all tory members part of the biomass?