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>>213738572 (OP)
wow that looks really gay

>>213738603

White == Anglo / Celt / Germanic

>>213738734
that's right

>>213738734
You and me are the same race

>>213738649
that's the funniest webm I've seen in a long time

what’s funny is that it was the Hispanics and Lusos that invented the notion of the White race

The sound of someone running barefoot on pavement is very funny to me
*plop* *plop* *plop*

You guys are brown gays

Slurs in the Hispanosphere:

Morro (not always derogatory): Used to refer to muslims in a subhuman way
Marrano: used to refer to jewish converts to Catholicism and how they can’t be trusted
Gringo: used to refer to foreigners
Guiri: used to refer to northern european foreigners that’s are stereotypically dumb and loud
Negro Villero: literally hoodlum black or hoodlum nigger

>>213739260
>Spanish

>>213738801
hes indian

>Slurs in the Hispanosphere:
>Morro (not always derogatory): Used to refer to muslims in a subhuman way
>Marrano: used to refer to jewish converts to Catholicism and how they can’t be trusted
>Gringo: used to refer to foreigners
>Guiri: used to refer to northern european foreigners that’s are stereotypically dumb and loud
>Negro Villero: literally hoodlum black or hoodlum nigger

>>213739336
Spanish is more beautiful than English

>Spanish is more beautiful than English

>>213739407
nah english is more beautiful

that sad thing is that Anglos massively imported immigrants from all over the world so if America ever collapses then the Hispanosphere will be inundated with these immigrants from ALL over the world and have no way of knowing where the fuck they came from.

Something that they had no control over and didn’t even bring about themselves, something that was wholly a result of Anglo immigration policies

>>213739473
it’s just not true. English is a hideous language as are all Germanic languages. Latin languages are beautiful and easy to seduce (your) women with

>>213739407
Certainly not the way mexicans speak it

>>213739524
out of the romantic languages it's gotta be french

>>213739559
French AND Spanish consistently rank as the most attractive languages

isti cinaedi qui semper de linguis "latinis" declamant ne latine quidem locuntur sed barbarice

too many chicanos here im out

>>213739524
English is Germanic AND Latin. For every Germanic word theres a Latin counterpart with a slightly different meaning

Kingly isn't exactly the same as Regal
Brotherly isn't the same as Fraternal
Ghost isn't exactly the same as Spirit
Etc

This makes our language better than stupid Spanish

Latinx and Iberian Spanish are both gross sounding thoughbeit
Spaniards sound like they have a lisp
Barcelona is pronounced Barthelona
Ibiza is Ibitha
Jose?
Jothe.

>>213739594
That's Italian and French.
Spanish is the language of gardeners and maids and dishwashers. Nobody thinks Spanish is exotic or beautiful, it's the international language of poverty.

I made a thread asking Spain people which names were considered high class in Spain and the Spanisher told me that none really do because LATAM has ruined the language and everybody's name is just equated with gardeners and maids

Spanish is one of the few languages where speaking it in addition to English can make you seem lower class
Being bilingual with almost any other language besides Spanish is attractive

Only Spanish speakers rate Spanish above French or Italian

>>213739920
LOL This.
Knowing Spanish actually LOWERS your prestige

spanish doesn't just sound low class, it IS low class.

dildo throwers are the most oppressed race in the world…

drinking covfefe

As a journalist, why would you go to cover a war in Israel where they are known to blast anyone and everyone including aid workers? 6 journalists just got mercked and Tel Aviv could t give 2 shits

>>213739559
voulez vous enculer avec moi

>>213740075
Stuff the dildo in your pants

I DONT CARE ABOUT THE MIDDLE EAST

>>213740202
They’re going to have to start doing cavity searches if they think people won’t hide a dildo up their ass to throw it on the court

I never want to hear margaritaville ever again

CHEESEBURGERS IN PARADISE!!!!

>>213740153
libtards think talking about browns on the internet it more important than their own lives.

Isn't it crazy how every single cop present during George Floyd's death is currently in federal prison even after it was found that he died from a fent overdose and the people who led BLM pocketed all the money

floyd couldn't cook. floyd couldn't boil water

>>213740348
Business idea put all ZOGbots in federal prison for witnessing a black overdosing on fentanyl

>>213740348
Proof?

Business idea: Disband the police, bring back militias and mob justice

>anglos seething because the attention is off of them for 2 minutes and women dared to say that Spanish and French are far more attractive than English

if you think about it Anglos are really just women, they’re always bitching and loaning about something. Crying about everything

>>213740417

>>213740424
idk man most of my neighbors are kind of retarded

Why women think the langue de Molière is romantic…

>>213740444
No, proof of the overdose

>>213740444
kwab

I should stop coming here. I think the stupidity if affecting me.

>>213740495
French just sounds effeminate to most non-French attuned listeners.

>>213740497

>>213740348
Not according to the ME report. He died because of the restraints/neck compression combined with prior health issues. The evidence met the standard for 2nd degree murder in a criminal trial.

>>213740588
Source?

>>213740622
Seems like this is the case. Any lawyer worth their salt would be able to get them all off if it wasnt

>>213740495
Is the average really that small? Or are they saying it's small so men feel good about being larger than average?

Your mother overdosed on my cock

>>213740622
>Handwritten notes of a law enforcement interview with Dr. Andrew Baker, the Hennepin County Medical Examiner, say Floyd had 11 ng/mL of fentanyl in his system.
>"If he were found dead at home alone and no other apparent causes, this could be acceptable to call an OD. Deaths have been certified with levels of 3," Baker told investigators.
ME report said he had a lethal dose of fent in his system but didn't mark that as the cause of death purely because they wanted to stop the riots
>>213740644
google it retard, I tried to link it but its blocked

Black niggas introducing themselves to they brothas be like
>Yo niggas wussup my name is Lucius Cornelius Luther Washington

Any person with drugs on his system deserves to die a horrible death by cops. Except when he is white. Only then is too much.

>>213740703
>google it retard
No, the burden of proof is on you and you failed

>>213740703
>but didn't mark that as the cause of death purely because they wanted to stop the riots
That sounds like something you just want to believe instead of the actual truth. That doesn't make any sense

The government should make Superfent to kill all the druggies

He didn't die of an overdose. he was murdered while being high on drugs

>>213740799
Done.

>>213740783
>That doesn't make any sense
It doesn't make sense yet the ME said he had a lethal dose of fent in his system, there were world wide massive riots destroy many major cities and a new administration that posed itself as anti-cop coming into office? Sounds like you're the one trying to stretch the truth because you can't accept reality

>>213740703
>if
That's the key word. Their actions still met the criteria for intent that marks 2nd degree murder. Prosecutors don't like pressing charges like that if they don't think it'll stick in court.

>>213740825
Now that’s what I call a bad trip!

Yesterday it wad covid now is george floyd
You guys are desperate to start drama no matter how many dead horses you have to kick

>>213740839
I know about carfentanil, I was superfent which instant kills you no matter the amount

george floyd didnt kill himself

>>213740917
what's an acceptable topic to discuss? all you do is whine about shit

>>213740979
And you don't?

>>213740843
1. The riots weren't happening contingent on a guilty plea, they were happening regardless
2. Even if he had a fent in his system, the cop still kneeled on his neck and therefore MET THE CRITERIA for the guilty verdict
3.While the new admin was certainly anti cop and even if they pulled strings to get a guilty plea (which is stretching credulity), if the guilty plea was handed down to stop the riots even though there was supposedly viable and credible factual evidence that the cops were innocent, it's been years and it would have been utterly obliterated on appeal. It just doesn't add up

>>213740917
whats wrong with drama?

>>213740992
no i don't. quit whining bitch

I NEED to befriend an old lonely rich person so they leave me at the sole beneficiary in their will

>>213741058
It's cringe. And you guys are too stubborn and not smart enough to handle some topics.
>>213741078
Oh okay

What was the last good southpark episode/season

>>213740256
That’s a quick way to get extra charges if you’re throwing a dildo through a crowd at players with your ass juice and shit all over it

>>213741242
bro you're actually fucking retarded

>>213741291
That’s an extremely incensed reply, what’s going on with you buddy?

The latest Mercury Retrograde is over.

>>213741357
I hate dumb niggers

the plan for today is to rip out 270 sq ft of carpet from my living room and replace it with vinyl planks

>>213741536
Why are you poor?

>>213741562
I'm middle class™
if I were poor I'd have just stuck with the carpet

>>213741536
>the plan for today is to rip out 270 sq ft of carpet
should take half an hour at the most including setup
> and replace it with vinyl planks
stick and peel?

>>213741595
Middle class doesnt exist in 2025 unc it died in 2019

>>213740858
>Prosecutors don't like pressing charges like that if they don't think it'll stick in court.
this is not a standard of proof

>>213741694
Yes it is

one funny thing i read about americans that i realized is true is that theyll be making $20k a year living here and still say theyre 'middle class'

>>213741701
wrong, pablo

you faggots are boring

>>213741725
My name is Héctor

>>213741613
>stick and peel?
"click-lock" for the living room and a "drop-lock" design for the bedroom, which I'll be doing right after.
both are supposed to be very easy to install.

>>213741757
dis u ?

flooring by class

>bare subfloor or coated subfloor - low class
>linoleum flooring - upper lower class (mostly immigrants)
>stick and peel vinyl flooring - lower middle class
>vinyl tongue and groove - middle class
>hardwood flooring - upper middle class
>tile - lower upper class
>heated flooring (any) - upper class

>>213741242
i'll just say i did it for Pride o algo

>>213741784
Yes but with hair

>>213741829
carpeting isn't on here anywhere.

>>213741829
tongue and groove is dirt cheap i put it in for $20 a box in a house i was reselling

catberg won't mind if i become an hero, right?

Woke up in the middle of the night to drink some cranberry juice and go back to sleep

>>213741912
The cat will appreciate the snack

>>213741741
Source?

juice drinkers will be wearing dentures by the time they're 45, if they make it to that age.

>>213741891
It's the 21st century, nobody does carpeting anymore

>>213741829
>tile
>more expensive than hardwood
How?

>>213741967
Bad idea - a diuretic like cranberry juice may interrupt your sleep!

>>213742004
Penile diarrhea nocturnal emissions

>>213742030
too big

>>213742030
mjölk

>>213742003
The tile itself isn't whats expensive it's the prep you needed to install it. Hardwood is common where I live and easy to install, tile you have to do a lot of prep to install it and not have it crack because I live somewhere with very rocky soil where it gets both extremely cold and extremely hot so buildings shift a lot

>>213742072
Do you live in Vemdalen?

my feets hort a lot more than usual lately :(
I hope it's just my high arches and not something more

>>213742130
Born and raised in Avesta. The greatest place on earth.

>>213742177
Are you Zoroastrian?

>>213741992
So trvke…

Barcelona Chair, designed by Ludwig Mies van der Rohe in 1929.

$3,836.00 to $8,796.00

Guess whose cat threw up on the rug

>>213742254
i guess yours

>>213742254
Your mom's cat made me throw up

>>213742254
mine?

>>213742175
Give em to me I'll give them a rubbing

>>213742279
Good one

No Russian ever called me a chud
No Chinese ever called me an incel
No Iranian ever called me a cracker
No Palestinian ever said im a racist

>>213742343
I'm a Chinese Russian Iranian Palestinian and you're a seething racist incel chud cracker

>>213742343
A russian called me an incel once pretty sure

The underside of my balls are being cooked right now with chaffing , after the day is done they will be bleeding

>>213742079
You're delusional or got scammed, tile flooring is the absolute bottom of the barrel, buildings shift everywhere if your house isn't from the 1950s its built for it and the tile will be fine, even then if it is old as fuck its still going to be cheaper

Terrone is subhuman

>>213742388
t. Vladimir ling pao rasfanjani al-abdullah

>cracker
the real racial slurs for white people is “racist” or “nazi”

>>213742424
Let me guess you just throw floor leveler down and then used adhesive and grout like a retard

David Protein Bar - Peanut Butter
Chocolate Chunk

1 Carton – 12 Bars.
28g Protein. 150 Calories. 0g Sugar.

$4 per bar.

>>213742452
But they love to be called that

>>213742493
We’re taking it back

>>213742343
>No Palestinian ever said im a racist
they literally do this all the time though, if you're anti sharia law they say you're a racist chud who's oppressing them by not letting them oppress you

>>213742478
let me guess you're a poorfag and your foundation is sinking and you don't want to pay to fix it and instead let some local scammer fuck you in the mouth and charge you double for tile?

I'm not sick perro I'm not well
and it's as sin
to live this bien

>>213742514
>if you're anti sharia law they say you're a racist chud who's oppressing them by not letting them oppress you
This is true. There’s no such thing as egalitarianism, tolerance, and coexistence, at least within the same state. It’s fuck or be fucked.

Ah yeah, hear lots and lots of discourse and commentary from Palestinians themselves, do you?

>>213742542
>didn't answer the question
so yes you give it the old "landlord special" and think that's real tiling lol

>>213742452
it is impossible to come up with a slur for white people, as being white is a good thing

>>213742545
JEREMY!

Already time for Terrone’s daily melty about Israel?

>>213742558
Can't live in separate states either because muzzies can't go 10 seconds without blowing themselves up and then fleeing to surrounding areas and eventually civilized non islamic countries where they'll demand that they start implementing the same laws and institutions that made them flee in the first place, islam and its followers are shit stain on everything they touch

yay a brown schizo meltdown!

Christians are worse than jews and jews are worse than muslims.

mfw the brown mongrels kill each other and it doesn't affect me
:|

Alanda Coffee Table by Paolo Piva for B&B Italia

Approx $1329

aids burger in paradise

The Roman army had a height requirement of 5’9 or above

>>213742690
You are literally a brownoid if you believe this, christanity is an incredibly adaptable religion that has made itself compatible with the modern world, there are still very obvious down sides to it but its not even close to comparable with islam which is a bunch of goat fuckers stuck in the past still arguing over who has the right to rule while their religion calls for constant killing and mistreatment of outsiders

>>213742826
>Above
*Below
Tall niggas wasn't good for formations. The ideal height for a centurion was 5'5. Same thing with the Greeks and the phalanx

>stuck in the past

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVxuzmsvmN8

Welcome to Chuck’s Fuck and Suck! May I take your order?

>>213742906
yes brownoid we've moved past the era where just randomly killing someone because they don't believe in your particular flavor of religion was acceptable, I get that you probably live in some cartel controlled favela and can't wrap your head around basic human decency but the rest of us have moved on

STACIES MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ON

Standing behind Trump during a press conference has to be the most risky thing anybody can do for their career at this point
Because there is a strong chance he's going to make you laugh at him dumping on somebody at some point

Deportations are great

>>213742972
I'm smarter than you

>>213742859
You are brown.
Jews are brown.
Jesus(jew) was brown.
Christianity has only hurt Europe.
Christianity is jew worship.
Mary was a whore.
Jesus was circumcised.
The zionist entity will be destroyed and diaspora jews will be destroyed.

Schmittian exception

>>213742996
he doesn't say anything funny anymore though, if you actually listen to him speak and don't just read the paraphrased version the media puts out afterwards then you'd know he just rambles like an old man with dementia these days

>>213743051
And you want them replaced by suicide bomber muslims because you're a fellow sand nigger got it

you guys are obsessed with jews

>>213742874
> The reason given is that Vegetius says that recruits should be 5 Roman feet 10 inches tall (Epitoma 1.5), the equivalent of 172 cm

>>213743088
Jews have killed more White people in terrorist attacks than Muslims have. All Abrahamists deserve to be killed.

>>213743128
get off the internet and go fuck your goat muhhamad

xD

Jason will most likely take his own life

>>213743186
Jason is now a muslim

>>213743091
They are obsessed with Indians too
It seems like Jews and Indians have both won since they occupy these nerds headspace rent free

>>213743173
The torah says Adam fucked animals before Eve was created.

>>213743232
And a muslim said allahu akbar before bombing a christmas market

Odin, Jason’s god, was a Trojan according to the Prose Edda

Angry white christians are pretty funny.

lunch

I went to mass today, their was a pretty Catholic women with a veil, idk if she was single

>>213743305
Jason is now a muslim with how hard he's defending them right now

>>213743312
Is that cat food

>>213743322
Jason and Terrone have always been this way
How long until Jason and Terrone get married? Before or after Phoebe cuts off his cock?

>>213743252
And jews killed JFK to develop an illegal nuclear arsenal.

>>213743312
What is that man

>>213743363
I'm not a jew so I don't care what they do, you are a muslim and I think you should go ahead and blow yourself up and do the world a favor

>>213743353
it's Pâté

>>213743392
You defend and love jews and defend Christians(jews), you are jewish.

I'm just chilling here

>>213743422
If I have to choose between living next to a street shitting muslim or a christian/jew I'll choose the christian/jew having a preference isn't a defense now go blow yourself up and get those virgins

>I'm not a jew so idc that they're demonstrably worse than muslims! jews can kill presidents and fly planes into the WTC because.....they just can, okay?! I am NOT a jew btw!!!!

>>213743426
I would love to visit the holy mass with you.

Sweetie 9/11 was the Saudis
Muhammad was a pedophile

Christians deserve to be killed by Muslims. We need a global ummah.

lol nobody likes christians/jews

being an alcoholic who only drinks aloneis such a fucking waste of everything

Daytime neet loser /cum/

>9/11 was the Sa-ACK!

>>213738572 (OP)
>new spiderman
Nothing will top the 2000s spiderman movies

>>213743589
Just hangout with the local alcoholics behind the liquor store!

jews, it's the jews
always was, will always be

all the people saying they hate christian’s in this thread would’ve been executed by the French SS and Hispanic SS kek

>No money
>No pussy
FUCKING BULLSHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>213743705
they'd be executed by the muslims they're cozying up to as well, jason would be thrown off a roof for being a disgusting faggot

Where the jeets at?

>>213740703
>he just happened to stop breathing because the fent killed him at the very instant a 200 lbs man was kneeling on his windpipe
He was belligerent and lively up until his airway was restricted, I don't buy it and neither should you.
Consider:
Drug tolerance; junkies can handle massive discrepancies in dosage.

and I'd be careful not to misinterpret the ME saying
>If he were found dead at home alone and no other apparent causes, this could be acceptable to call an OD. Deaths have been certified with levels of 3 [ng/mL].
That does not state that Floyd had almost four times the lethal dose; rather that in the absence of other pertinent causes of mortality (violence, medical condition, a 200 lbs kneeling on your airway, etc.) they go with what amounts to a best guess.
I could probably OD one of you young bucks who habe never taken any opoids in your life with a fraction of what it would take to OD a junkie. There was an article from a decade or two ago, I recall that junkies in the 90s started dropping dead in big numbers because the purity of the heroin was a sudden, very sharp increase over what they were used to. Something to due with a confluence of Asian politics, narcotic economics, and El Niño.

The point is you can give an OG junkie (who isn't at the end-stage of addiction where they become an empty, compromised husk on borrowed time) a few times what it would take to kill you or I.

im so hungry

Why no girls approach me

stop lying, it's impossible to be incel in braphogzil

saw a pretty women at mass today, how do I approach

https://youtu.be/GUJ34j_C2MM?feature=shared

>>213743969
walk up to them

>>213743998
and do what nigga

>>213744012
gosh I don't know maybe try TALKING to her
if you can't answer these questions on your own you're NGMI simple as

This is the only good thing I've found on wplace, the rest is just dog shit gay posting and deltaroon

>>213744069
she's white and im a brown latino though

>>213744120
self deport

>>213744120

>>213744120
>she's white and im a brown latino though
Okay? If you're putting her on a pedestal she's going to get the ick

>>213744120
are you fat and short?

peepee the frog

>>213744136
I've been here longer than your fresh off the boat family, shut up
>>213744220
im 5'11, I don't get where the meme of short latinos came from
>>213744141
why the pepe stare
>>213744166
im not putting her on a pedestal. I have just never been with a white girl so idk how to talk to them

>>213744120
ngmi unless shes ugly and has low self esteem

>>213744265
My family has been here since the 1600s paco it's time to return to your ancestral village in mexico

>>213744265
>I have just never been with a white girl so idk how to talk to them
you can just say you've never been with a girl at all, that's pretty OBVIOUS

>>213744261
Blasphemy!

I season my chicken

>>213744376
'ella on 'eck

>>213744310
i've been here since 1492, I can trace my ancestry back to one of the conquistadors, get one-upped faggot lmao
>>213744269
why do you say that
>>213744325
I have been with a latina and brown girl but I heard white girls have different mojo you know, so Idk how to talk to em

I am white and dating a latino

>>213744101
>lower left corner
it's alex yiik

>>213744474
latino what

>>213744474
nobody asked, faggot

>>213744376
bloated steroid walmart chicken

>>213744452
Did the driver make it out?

so can someone give me advice on how to talk to the white girl being a 5'11 brown latino

>>213744521
it is what it is

>>213744525
you should kill yourself

>>213744525
get a motorcycle, slowly ride it up to her, get off the motorcycle, slap her ass and say "ay mamacita wanna go for a ride?" make sure you do this all in a stereotypical cholo accent

>>213744525
ngmi

>>213744525
bleach your skin

I only buy my chicken from the farmers market

you can eat any meat as long as you cook it thoroughly

trump cleaning up dc is literally just the beginning of the 15 minute city magatards were so afraid of lmao

>>213744846
And just whooooo are you?!

>>213744781
Won’t prevent woody chicken breasts

shit thread

>>213744525
say that she's a vile nazi racist if she doesn't give you pussy

th 'jews' are beaming gay 'thoughts' into 'my' head

>>213744921

white woman milf sexo

>>213744846
DC isn't going to be "cleaned up" without a focused crackdown on drug dealing and expansion of affordable housing and addiction treatment centers.

>>213744893
i was thinking more about eating pigeons and rats when i typed that

Bulgaria, what's up with that place?

Post milfs

>>213744988
yea precisely, bcs they're not cleaning up dc, they're trialling palantir cities

>>213745032
stolen greek land
invented cyrillic
has lots of turks and gypsies
has some nice beaches
plovdiv is supposedly one of the oldest inhabited city sites in the world

>>213745032
they wuz romans and sheeit

>>213745067
Either that or good old fashioned authoritarian rule. Complete with more "disappearing" people and people hunting down the destitute like I've heard happens in some developing countries.

>>213745111
>stolen greek land
Vgh Greece will one day reclaim Bulgaria and Anatolia

>>213745111
>Greek land
It was Thracian, not Greek.
Also Cyrillic was invented by a Cyril, who was Greek

we are mooning to $50, global index bros

>>213745111
oh, and i believe they make up the bulk of the /balk/ general for some reason
and "north macedonians" are a very new, pretty much fake national identity that split off from bulgarians

>>213745259
>and "north macedonians" are a very new, pretty much fake national identity
This very offensive to the people of North Macedonia

You ever thought the size of a country makes it extra hard to control it? Like why you want to have a super sized land if it's going to be fragmented at some point like it always happens?

>>213745144
mostly just palantir my nigga trust me

>>213745317
Finger my ass

>>213738649
HE SUCKS

>>213745032
I went there and saw some roman ruins in the town centre of plovdiv, bretty cool

>>213745366
>omg that cat with its tongue out looks just like le emoji xdd
total zoomer death

Feel bad for the retards who didn't buy stock in eBay last year.
eBay kings get in here!

>>213745347
You suck more

didn't realize how hungry i was

>>213745412
man fuck ebay. their seller cut is like 25%

>>213745259
noeth macedonia seem to have their entire identity centred around claiming alexander the great

>>213745377
Im gonna save this picture and say I took it.

>>213745418
that toothpick bitch is gonna take one bite out of that and give the rest to her dog

>no wow server to play
>banned from CS2
>no good books to read
>no good hentai to fap to
I'm bored af

>>213744575
why are you seething, did your jewish handler no give you a pat on the head
>>213744589
do white girls dig bad boys
>>213744627
why keep saying that, just asking for advice
>>213744675
no I don't hate myself, maybe you should bleach yours
>>213744913
We don't view Nazism as the ultimate evil in this world, that is completely jewish worldview. Jews have changed the moral landscape by positing Nazi as the ultimate evil, calling a Catholic a Nazi does nothing

>>213745465
how did you get banned

>>213745503
I got reported for griefing or abusive communications too many times.

>>213745394
Are you at work?

>>213745448
bastard

>>213745394
This nigga acting like cat pictures are a new thing

I think everyone would agree that stealing packages from people's front yard should be a felony offense. You should have to spend years in prison for doing it. Only truly scumbag people would argue against that

>>213745394
unc crashing out :skull:

the Garden of Eden but God made multiple gardens each with its own unique Vault-esque theme, as a prank

>>213745626
any crime committed against me should warrant the death penalty

>>213745626
Stealing mail isn't already a felony? I was taught it was growing up.

>>213745626
that's obviously very excessive. you sound very emotional

>>213745412
What should I buy now? No gay ETFs like the leaf above plz. Everything I buy keeps going down.

Peasant lunch

>>213745742
What if the delivery was life saving medicine and the porch pirate killed somebody by stealing their medicine? All package thieves should be treated harshly no matter if its that serious or just some white woman's stanley cup stickers

>>213745742
"Don't steal packages" is not a excessive expectation to have for society

>>213745793
what if someone's rushing to a hospital bleeding to death in their car and some jaywalker forces him to slow down for 3 seconds, costing him his life
clearly jaywalking should be a felony too

>>213745879
Stealing packages has a victim 100% of the time, jaywalking does not

>>213745879
Misdemeanor or felony charges: If obstructing an ambulance causes damage to property or injury to emergency personnel, it could lead to misdemeanor or even felony charges.
Potential manslaughter charges: In extreme cases, if intentionally blocking an ambulance directly leads to the death of a patient inside, individuals could potentially face charges like involuntary manslaughter.

Why won't anyone play with my shitty clitty

>>213745793
What if a nigga needs to hit a lick or he’ll die of not stealing your package

>>213745950
Make the new thread

>>213745950
Hit a lick?

>>213745950
shieeeee cuh i ain een think bout it like dat

In the Libertarian society that our Founding Fathers intended, each man would be responsible for the security of his own packages

is drumpf's DC takeover going to amount to another nothingburger?
my gut says yes

>>213746014
>>213746014
New

>>213746022
its not a nothingburger if stuff happens and you get bored and move on, stuff is still happening