Imagine being THE Chad of Crocodiles and then you get captured and spend the rest of your life in shame, being prodded with a stick by Filipino men so you'll open your mouth for Boomer White tourists to gawk at

>>213755701 (OP)
>free food
>get admired
>get free bitches
You ghey?

>>213755701 (OP)
crocodile meat is delicious, especially adult ones. tastes like chicken+goat

>>213756802
You mean Filipinos wrangled some bitches in there occasionally for him too?


>>213757144
How do you cook it? Crocodile curry?

>>213755701 (OP)
>literally overweight
>can't even walk to the nearest grocery store
>short arms and legs
>odd-looking face, women are repulsed by it
>got captured by browns
>likely missing teeth
but enough about americans. That's one beautiful animal in the pic. Thanks for sharing

You can't be a Chad if you got captured by malnourished Filipino men.

>>213757144
Good protein but tastes like chicken in piss