Thread 213796887

Could you beat Jamie Lannister, the greatest swordsman in all of Westeros in a 1v1 duel in your country?

might piss meself

>>213796932
Robert could easily cave Jaime's head in with his warhammer

Didn't he lose his good hand?

>>213796887 (OP)
After he got his hand cucked yeah

He is a pollack so I could beat him by paying for him to fix my toilet

Dun wan to

>>213796887 (OP)
>the greatest swordsman in all of Westeros
mickey mouse title, some random slave gladiator from the fighting pits of mereen would beat him

>>213796887 (OP)
but that's not barristan selmy

if he's using a sword and i have a couple of days of training and late medieval full plate and a poleaxe, not impossible
especially when he's not wearing a helmet because of the script and armour you can stab through. get whacked in the head retard, see how well you can do with a cracked skull and your brain flowing out

>>213796887 (OP)
>the greatest swordsman in all of Westeros
That's Arthur Dayne followed by Ser Barristan since he's still alive.
Jamie could get folded easily by other fighters like Bronn or Oberyn who fight dirty.

>>213796887 (OP)
>he had sex with the hideous beefed up dyke
women literally cannot be femcels

>>213796887 (OP)
was he really the greatest? series made him seem more like the cockiest. i would put my money on bronn or jorah over him, based on series not the books depiction of them that is.

>>213797148
danish thougheverbeit

he's just cocky and high status as scion of lannister
he barely trains and spends his time horing or boning his sister

why was lancelot the greatest knight of the round table? he trained all the time, he did nothing but train, ironically he also boned his queen

>>213798194
Are there any muslims living in the forests of sweden? How hard is it to make a living out there?

>>213796887 (OP)
This overrated cuck wasn't even the best in his own city let alone the kingdom or the continent.

Prime Bobby B could crush him into a pulp and fuck Cersei over his mutilated corpse.
The Hound would slice him open in a no holds barred type death match
Bronn would stab him in the eye with a dagger once Jaime gets too cocky.
Strong Belwas would no sell his cuts and smash his head in.
Oberyn could beat him in a straight duel with a spear.

Even Arya Stark could OHKO him at his prime.

Sword duel no
Oil wrestling yes

>>213798410
this. and i appreciate the series for buck-breaking him completely as any cocky man will eventually be then making him fight his way back as few cocky bastards actually do they usually just give up and die. show he got some guts to him, lots actually.

>>213796887 (OP)
>>213797148
>He is a pollack

He should have been the new witcher

>>213797189
Thanks. I had almost forgotten how horrible the writing was in the last seasons and how they fucked up almost every single character.

This thread is now being claimed in name of Stannis of House Baratheon, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm, the true and rightful heir, by blood and by law, forged in justice and fire.

>>213796887 (OP)
*brings a gun to a sword fight*

>>213796887 (OP)
>inb4 faggot
i think i might. i've done fencing so if i had a rapier at hand i think i could evade and stick him in the eye sockets with the pointy end to disable him

>>213798785
We lost and the show became shit, let it go.

luke skywalker wins easily

https://valmar.neocities.org/cyoas/gotold/

I got enough points to drag any character in the story

>>213796887 (OP)
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