>you wake up in Paris with your current nationality and savings
wdyd
>>213807480 (OP)go live with my relatives
google what is the cheapest way to go home again
>>213807480 (OP)Shup up texas *hides thread*
Find a weapon and try to survive
>>213807480 (OP)Eat a jambon beurre and take the first flight home.
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>And savings
If you slept that close to the tower gypsies probably stole your wallet
Glute some fake 100 bills on the ground near the migrant areas then leave immediately to a nice country.
become a bohemian artist who chain smokes gitanes and gaulosies, frolics around naked from the waist down and just draw stuck figures until i am feted for my genius and they are displayed in the louvre
oh and also shag all the hairy and smelly french women
>>213807480 (OP)take the train and go back neeting in my parents attic
>>213807480 (OP)Go nack home and never look back
>>213807480 (OP)Smoke lots of cigs and write a radical tract about death and sex, and then have sex with qts while living off their money
>>213807480 (OP)get dinner at some fancy restaurant and then book a flight back to Sofia
>>213807480 (OP)>and savingsI have 27.10 perucions and according to jewgle that is only 6.55 eurocoins. It's over. I die of hunger.