Thread 213807658

Was he the most based Nazi?

>Yes, I'm fat as hell in a society that puts fitness above all else. What are you going to do about it? You mad, bro?
>I also love drugs, luxury and have a pet tiger. You mad?
>I also have a shit ton of medals and decorations and give myself a new one every month.

What a fucking legend. He literally gave zero fucks.

Germany should have been dismembered after WW1 and repopulated by Arabs and Africans.

>>213807658 (OP)
he was a narcissistic corrupt trashy incompetent ogre retard
same physical build and personality as donald trump

>>213808351
Trump is a retard. Goering was corrupt and scummy, but he was smart as hell.

>>213807658 (OP)
wasn't that fatso a flying ace in WW1?

>>213807658 (OP)
No, he was the least based. He was bourgeoise

>>213808435
I think his leg got fucked up after his plane got shut down and got addicted to pain killers

>>213808435
yes. he also brought up the heat during the nuremberg trials shitting on the judges with facts and logic. when he got off his morphine addiction his IQ went up by 30 points, and then dabbed on the executioners by killing himself in his cell and no one knows where the cyanide came from
mismanaged the luftwaffe surely but i can somewhat respect him as a person

He was a bona fide der untermench, as most of nazi high command

>>213808521
*shot

>>213808577
thank you retard we would've have guessed otherwise

>>213807658 (OP)
He's wearing Order of Queen Tamara here, Goring was Georgian.

Göring was a flying ace gigachad back in the day, don't forget that.

>>213808571
Um, you're not really one to talk.

>>213807658 (OP)
he was more of a businessman and a playboy than an actual nazi. he had a massive business empire and because of that he tried to remain on friendly terms with the allied nations to preserve his empire. he spent most of the war partying at various castles, visiting museums and buying art. contrary to post war propaganda, most of his art collection was bought through legit means, people tend to forget that he was rich as fuck and had hundreds of connections in various european art circles.
>>213808571
the whole aryan racial hierarchy thing was the obsession of Himmler, someone that Goering always hated, he literally thought Himmler was a limp wristed chud who couldn't even satisfy his own wife.

>>213807658 (OP)
Do you think Mussolini liked his pet lion?

Göring also pushed for the German animal protection laws which are still in effect today I believe. Here a contemporary illustration from a satire magazine, showing grateful cuddly animals giving him the nazi salute.

>>213807658 (OP)
>hermann, please tell me ze progress. how is ze battle of britain go-

*PRÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖFT*

>mein fuhrer, das was ein very good sauerkraut today, danke schön

*TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT TUUUUUUUUUUUUT*

>go mi little trains, choo choo all ze way to moskau

>>213809825
This is the funniest shit I’ve seen all week.

>>213807658 (OP)
A little-known fact about the Second World War is that the German invasion of the Soviet Union was primarily caused by Hitler's increasing need for Ukrainian grain to keep Göring fed.

>>213810560
Kekk

>>213810560
jej

>>213810560
it takes a lot of grain to make beer

>>213807658 (OP)
He was a funny guy. A lot of the Nazi high command was some brand of quirky, Göring was one of the more relatably quirky.

>>213808699
He went from being a supermodel to being a morbidly obese estrogenic bastard, was he just retarded?

>>213812504
Morphine addiction I think

>>213812504
>His IQ was tested while in custody and found to be 138.[150]
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermann_G%C3%B6ring

>>213812504
Why even bother starving to appeal to braindead normies. He didn't give a fuck and I admire that.

>>213812504
>>213812854
he went from based to based retard to a very short very based phase. people like dönitz were more consistent but also kind of boring
>they wage unlimited warfare, all gloves are off
>oh now i'm a war criminal for doing the same shit i'm responding to the allies did
reading about his trial is kind of funny, in a "hypocritical clownesque kangoroo court' kind of clownshow

>>213812504
His Swedish wife died and he never recovered

>>213810560
lmao

Goering constantly bullied Ribbentrop by refusing to call him “von” since Ribbentrop wasn’t actually a nobleman himself, he just married an elderly widow who was.

Pretty based how he handled the trial

>>213815678
Ribbentrop did ice dancing in Ottawa before becoming a Nazi lol

>>213812504
They put him on a diet while he was in prison so near the end he looked pretty normal again

>>213815678
>>213816143
>At the same time, Ribbentrop took to shouting at the Turkish Ambassador in Berlin, Mehemet Hamdi Arpag, as part of the effort to win Turkey over as a German ally. Ribbentrop believed that Turks were so stupid that one had to shout at them to make them understand. One of the consequences of Ribbentrop's heavyhanded behaviour was the signing of the Anglo-Turkish alliance on 12 May 1939.

>>213816538
Classic German diplomacy, flawless emulation of Willy II

>>213816538
>Turks were so stupid that one had to shout at them to make them understand
This has yet to be disproven

>>213808704
>Grug see fash
>Grug SMASH!

>>213808832
>contrary to post war propaganda, most of his art collection was bought through legit means

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_plunder