LOVELY ERM SOMETHING edish

>>213810636 (OP)
reminder to report Belgium flags posts

poo rumbling

how the fuck do i recover after work i feel like shit

You ain’t it

>>213810678
*little devil can and angel can appear on each of your shoulders*

Not fucking looking forward to the toil tomorrow
Have to go into the toilbuilding to meet some fucking cunt who needs to install a new fan in the comms room

I also talked to two strangers yesterday (at the college)
one of them I asked what she was doing and she was like, going to an art play of some name idk. at first she wasnt too into it and I think was trying to walk away(?) because I looked like a crackhead sitting on the steps but by the end of it she had warmed up to me, was smiling, and wished me a good day back when I asked her to have fun

I almost got into two fights also. one I said "shut the fuck up!" to some spassy old guy walking out of a pub and he got in my face shouting until his kid started crying. then his kid told him off so I told him it was my bad
the second guy was a drunk (actually drunk or something, the dad wasnt) who told me he was on steroids, and I said "no youre not" and he backed off. was probably on steroids for his lungs or something (then drinking! wtf!?) and basically he showed me the milk that he was carrying and we agreed upon how milk is good except for semi-skimmed

>>213810678
maybe you should just kill yourself, how bout that?

>>213810600
They could at least make each house look slightly different, have a path that you can actually walk on, driveways you can comfortably park on even if it means having one or two less houses you can sell
These shit new build estates are almost chink level in how scummy and cheap they are

>>213810803
nigga on some tolstoy shit

>>213810805
and based Whygena (I knew because I heard your mousey voice in my head when you said that :3)

asinine soliloquy general

other thread's a lost cause so I migrated here

>>213810729
i vill have to submit to the cans...

I also asked for a job at the pharmacy that I walked in to (Scotland you get free paracetamol if you ask them) but he said no :(

>>213810678
Felt great when I ate a lot of protein every day, had loads of energy to do stuff after work but it's annoying having to eat over 100g a day

yes lads it's swimming tonight. love being in water me haha

opioids dont affect me except making me want to throw up because mummy tried to abort me as a baby but im invincible

forty yorkshire puddings for tea

>>213810886
you want based aspirin not paracetamuck

might sing hot nigga at the karaoke tonight. freak out some npcs

I know that was a run-on sentence, but those are funny!
>>213810933
basically twenty crisps innit

Bit excited for tomorrow, lads
The football starts again
Never been a fan of it, you see. But the Latvian always said it's weird her husband doesn't like sports

So I'm going to try to observe this sport and enjoy it. Plus, who doesn't like young lads running around in shorts?

Redpill time: Pigs are a litmus test for societal trust. Pigs eat everything, they are easily infected by parasites, they are a dangerous meat and bad living conditions and bad cooking of the meat will potentially kill you.

An Aryan farmer will take good care of his pigs, watch what they eat, ensure they remain decently clean, and any meat you get will have been well-preserved and well-cooked for safe consumption. A subhuman will mass pigs in unsanitary environments, they will eat shit, the meat will be badly preserved and badly cooked.

Pork being a common meat is the sign of a high-trust society, low-trust societies cannot regularly produce safe pork meat and as such are forced to prohibit it.

getting blacked

where can i buy this cardigan? x

>>213810988
two types of people in this world (developed):
those who eat pigs (or "clean" pigs), and those who dont; those that wash their hands and those whom dont

not washing your hands is the ultimate cheat-code to a healthy life. you will make your immune system stronger, and if it ever falls (because of the outside), you rebound by having not washed your hands and used the light switches, door handles, etc., in your home. then you build back up your immune system and hand/mouth flora. that is good for if you get rid of all the germs or have to fight off outside ones who come and become a part of your flora

shan't be clicking on that one

Whole fucking Internet is now just overflowing with AI generated garbage. It's practically unusable

um

took a shit yesterday and then didnt wash my ass properly HAHAHAHAHA

>>213811076
>>213811109
hey buddy, german general is 2 blocks down

Scotland's population has increased to 5.5 million due to mass migration from England and Africa

>>213811085
it will only get worse

i often reminisce of the days before modern ui design and AI culture

they use the "nonce botnet" to spam poo videos

people in Europe just go around shitting everywhere public outside that the government pays for the services (and space to go poo at) and then they go home and poo on their s/o and dont get me started on the Germans they go home and poo in their toilet which they can go look at their poo at, in, then they eat poo

>>213811155
get blacked fool

Orthodox Christianity versus Judaism
Which one is the true follower of the Old Testament?
This video will show that it is Orthodox Christianity!

Belgium flags posts are still worse
he is still worse
black dicks look like poo going in and out of a woman! LOL

>>213811197
link to video
https://youtu.be/ymX2e-53qms

wish i could magic some cans of beer in front of me

>>213811227
yeah its called a JOB you PIP-claiming disability fuck

>>213811189
Black men exclusively fuck English immigrants in Scotland

>>213811258
cope like the pope

why can he post without cooldown on the "nonce botnet" and i get 240 seconds

also I did a poo yesterday and didnt wash my ass properly HAHAHAHAHA
you mad?????

>>213811253
just realized i can get a sainos delivery x
lush x

do they not make flamin hot monster munch anymore?
two shops ive been to, there's only these ones now

i have a full time job earning £48,000 a year and also get £300 a month in PIP for my mental health

>>213811277
Two more weeks and I will see a blacked Scottish woman trust the plan

>>213811297
called rainbow munch now

>>213811282
a botnet is a network of infected computers the hacker gains control over. one example of a botnet is one used to DDoS website/people
he might control them to post on 4chan by (to give an example) a reverse-shell and using them as a proxy

>>213811311
i clicked save before she shat pfhahhahahahahha
screaming

>>213811327
more like borenet you snorelord

he mightve also bought the botnet. the people in a botnet are called slaves

PHWOAR

hello i am gay

>>213811360
where to cop?

>>213811353
lmfao

>>213811360
Rorke FC

Mousetimmy goes mental with jealousy because other people are better at getting (You)s than him xx

>>213811353
Bonjour Pierre. Une grande pression, s'il vous plaît.

>>213811376
kill yourself

>>213811370
favourite carly rae jepsen album?

>>213811327
>he might control them to post on 4chan by (to give an example) a reverse-shell and using them as a proxy
no it's a 4chan mirror with a modified 4chan x built in that automatically posts from the botnet and it's used to secretly embed CP

pizza on the way award

>>213811389
nice (you) after 40 posts in 13 minutes

lads
not to sound like an ignorant pleb but I just had gherkins/pickles in my homemade burgers for the first time and it tastes exactly like mcdonalds
it's like the gherkin infuses the condiments inside the burger and gives it an overall stronger taste

fucking delish
I always skipped the pickle thing but no longer. never again.

>[Deleted]

What was it?

Fancy going to bad early now, lads

>>213811391
i threw a wish in the well
pennies and dimes for a kiss
but now you're in my way

>>213811393
Oh sure and how are you such an expert I'd like to know.

leftypol has steam coming out of his ears

more like a RAT to infect more peoples computers and spy on them and their files

>>213811415
Fermented food is so based

>>213811426

>>213811415
>intentionally replicating the 'taste' of mcdonalds runtsloppa at home
state of you

>>213811471
CWLTSHC

>Family of Southport stabbing victim criticise plan to reveal ethnicity of suspects

>Michael Weston King, grandfather of Bebe King, warns government against ‘kowtowing to the likes of Farage’

>>213811428
im off to get the cans i am

>>213811415
they have Big Mac sauce in ASDA or something
its called "burger sauce" and is the exact same thing except it doesnt come in a tube with a gun like the caulk things

>>213811476
I anticipated bullying but nevertheless it still hits me like a sack of bricks and I've burst into tears all the same
You've ruined my evening. Congratulations.

mmhmm he jealous xx

>>213811415
gherkoids are based
try them in a stroganoff

>>213811495
hiring a BAME to kill him
he'll thank me for doing it

I can NOT catch a moltres at all!

sucking a red stripe

>>213811505
isn't burger sauce just mayo and ketchup mixed up?
I go adventurous and mix mayo with sriracha which they call "spicy mayo" on the streets you see.

>>213811471

The Rt. Hon. Sir David Lindon Lammy FRSA, MP

sucking a red wine i bought from a pakishop

>The police are asking local Cotswolds residents for their social media handles to be passed onto to JD Vance's security detail.

>>213811532
articuno is more based anyway

is spamming the entire thread with poo images as the third thing spammed (the same day) at "him" to try and get a reaction, taking the entire thread, a botnet, and this amount of spam, rent free, and (dare I say it)... mindbroken?

>Waterworld issues statement after tragic death of a four year old girl

>>213811551
uhh

>>213811551
how do trannards clean their dildos?
dishwasher?

um

>>213811560
I don't want the police to know about my @PooSeal69 account

>>213811544
>isn't burger sauce just mayo and ketchup mixed up?
No.

>>213811523
Canslad popping a stiffy over this

found a packet of quavers in the car that I'd forgotten about, highlight of the week right there

>>213811561
I have articuno and zapdos, easy
the only zapdos I missed was the shiny (which looks bad! moltress shiny is better). articuno took a little effort though

just orchestrated a wank

>>213811499
WAHEEYYYYY

>>213811588
erm
there's no cans in that video, lad

>>213811573
they boil them which they dont actaually do because theyre too lazy

only way to get rid of the fecal nastyness i think

haven't wanked in 3 days
pierbiwank on the cards

fucking hell lads they're taking away bins from our offices at toil to try to save money on cleaning. there's now one bin per office floor and that's it.

cure for PSSD quick and epic SPEEDRUN google search BING

>>213811616
get some taste you snivelling worm

I did think back at my conversation with some other people but every time I think of something better to say/do I remember that it went fine :)
3 cans of 7.1% alcohol is about the best for anxiety relief and talking to people, but I havent tried more. Polish beer is sort of grim though if you start drinking more than say a 4-pack. just a really sickly feeling

>>213811457
while simultaneously wanking himself into a coma to deepfakes of her being BLACKED RAW

Mad how wanking is illegal now. Or at least wanking material is illegal.

>>213811495
>Want to read up on this
>Comments disabled
>the r*ddit thread a sea of [post deleted]
Hmm yes

>>213811457
she gon' learn today mhmm

>>213811661
might be best to go out and procreate then wouldn't it

>>213811650
?

ukraine banned the one true church
russia banned satanism

>>213811661
torture monkey videos YouTube

>>213811674
mods

>>213811657
something about drinking tyskie makes me fruity and want to install grindr then invite a lad over and get rimmed and bummed
doesn't happen with any other beer for some reason

>>213811360
Ah yes the cult of personality

>>213811680
Good idea but I'm a repulsive incel and women despise me, you see

hopefully "trolling outside of /b/" there signals to them that, its him off his VPN

nth for the gyaldem

South Sudanese.
Odd looking fellows.

>>213811712
Lacking the bulges, lad

Jerma is me without the impulse et cetera

gfberg called me gay because i said i get on well with my barber

>>213811738
And you're not from Boston

sucking pierbi's gf's cock while pierbi pegs me

better* me I mean

>>213811665
Keir Starmer is one of the final showmen of the globalist elite, he's running us into complete anarchy faster than anyone else could

>>213811360
*blocks your path*

>>213811495
>daughter dies horrifically
>wont someone please think of the BAME!

Baawston? isnt that, like, New York?

>>213811658
>he didn't watch euphoria

>>213811766
you should stream.... Pokémon Go !

i have a right to post the mice

YWNH the friendship Pakistani men have when they’re raping white girls.

“Come over cuzzy bruv. Got a peng white slag off her tits on skag. Abdul and Mo already had a turn if you want sloppy fourths?”

“Say no more cuz, I’ll be right there”

>>213811807
I didnt

streaming piss out me cock

>>213811827
I was thinking of doing a TikTok account for the Pokemon Go journey so that if this site gets banned people have a place to go and get things sorted

>>213811737
they mog your lot3s pancake

>>213811834
leftypol turning a blind eye to this

>>213811834
>white girl in Birmingham

Eseyas

Bicycle

ah yes, wonder what his ethnicity will be

trying to stop drinking but i keep getting alcohol cravings

>>213811858
I like this idea ^-^

wow thanks pol

Kids and teens who vape have significant brain damage and intellectual deficiencies caused by the quantities of lead and uranium in vapes, particularly in illegal ones

Do I suck cans tonight?

>>213811834
Yo you better hurry bro. Uncle Ali found out and is on the way with his crew innit? She’s going to be reeking of curry by the time they’re done with her. Fucking balti flavoured glazed donut, you know what I’m saying?

>>213811864
Lad, you're worshipping mentally ill lads, lad.

>poo.webm
haha funy

>>213811905
what else are you supposed to do in the evenings desu

at least they arent trannies

>>213811905
i'm drinking now its mint

>>213811945
actually repent lad, I never spilled to dem unlike you and your pancake

contemplating a bit of gymtoil
but first I'd have to shower to get the dried cum off my stomach so I don't stink out the gym
if it's not one thing, it's another

Okay, before I go any further with another one of her pointless and phony vlogs, please, someone, explain this to me. Why do we need any kind of planner where we write what we are grateful for, who is most important in our lives, what are goals are, what makes us happy? Can no one just "know" these things and remember them in their brain? Why does it have to be written down, organize, suddenly prioritized on a list? Good lord. Just live your lives and stop wasting so much time writing things down, planning instead of doing, decorating with stickers and different coloured highlighters instead of getting your butt out of the house and living life? How much time, resources and money is wasted with a myriad of planners, lists and organizers? Just do! Live! Breathe! I totally get having planners for work, appointments, meetings, etc., but if you have to write down when you are doing to brush your teeth, what exam to study for, or book to read, or list your best friends. What the hello? Your brain exists for a reason. Use it.

just picked an enormous bogey out me nose

>>213812035
quite mad how leftypol still to this day bends over backwards to defend them.

>>213811732
unironically australia's finest athletes

>>213812018
>pancake
>spilled to them

erm
can you be less of a nonce, thanks

>choose braviary to go first (normal-flying -type)
>opponent has sawk first
>not even a fighting move for its fast move
what a shitty Pokemon sawk is

>>213812055
jealous hags

>>213812035
sounds fake

>>213812085
It's not. Been happening in UK for years.

it's the remix to ignition

>>213812099
that transcript sounds like a timmy's fantasy

>>213812071
bruv you've admitted it on /brit/

thoughts?

>>213812035
biggest scandal this country has ever had

>>213812121
Whereas my fantasy, obviously, is them doing all that to me

>>213812061
it's actually bizarre that leftypol-esque leftists still exist. it's not just having your head in the sand at this point, it has to be pure maliciousness.

>>213812061
Umm sweety its not all of them and british men do rapes too so its exactly the same

>>213812085
It's literally a court transcript you fuckwit

curious just how awful the post nut clarity is from losing your virginity to a prostitute
must be suicidal levels of bad

>>213812147
the nose of a people who would absolutely batter cops if they could get away with it

>>213812143
impersonator
>>213812155
got a link? i just don't buy it

>>213812136
never watched it

>>213812164
i lost my virginity to a normal slag but most of the little sex i've had has been with prozzies

squibby grangler

>>213812147
timmy's brother in law

>>213812147
The father of Rorke's grandson, he only received 7 months in prison for it lmao.

when do I get the covid booster

Rorke's arse is THAT fat??!!

>>213812139
Imagine if 10 years ago you’d gone around saying that girls were being raped by muslims and that the police and social services and politicians were covering it up. That the government were going to import millions of Afghans and take out a super injunction to hide it all. That they would give away billions to another country to take an island that they have no right to and never governed. That they would imprison people for hurts words on the internet

Someone would have said “meds now” and called you a far right conspiracy theorist

>>213812144
it must be exhausting being presented with evidence literally every day of why you are wrong and then having to tell yourself the same old tired lies and bizarre mental gymnastics just to keep your head from imploding

If you're daughter was brain-dead from an African rape would you abort your grandson or not?

I cannot define UK culture in 2025 beyond premier league football

>>213812035
leftypol frantically searching for articles of priests bumming kids 80 years ago

>>213812035
Love how this guy goes after benny scroungers

>>213812229
When the cronem walk past x

>>213812121
you spend several hours every day dreaming up fantasies exactly like that then post them here

>>213812201
>10cm and thin

>>213812260
i never did

>>213812243
>would you abort your grandson or not?
should be mandatory in such cases

fuck off back to brit/pol/ you boring mongs

>>213812237
the government, authorities, and their vile leftypol cronies have a lot to answer for. i hope they're brought to justice one day.

>>213812276
who do you think you're you do all the time

>>213812286
Nh x

>>213812035
Wish they’d release the full trial transcript

>>213812282
So you want to kill your grandson

i love china, russia, iran and north korea

>>213812304
just a bundle of cells sweaty xx

I'm gonna get in so much trouble for posting this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C21BaZNSS_7

just measured the willer for the first time,
6 inches

>36 year old woman "not sure yet" if she wants kids
Better make your mind up soon love

have you tried turning britain off and on again?

been back here for 2 hours and the suicidal thoughts have already returneed

>>213812035
>camus
someone redpill me on this dude? why do so many people rate him. I checked out his goodreads quote and it's nothing special

https://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/957894.Albert_Camus

>>213812196
not the same thing tho is it

>>213812334
at least two decades of straight up batonnage

>>213812035
just not true though is it

Kino der Woken

great

Immigration is a necessity if British women reject British men for mates

There is no other choice but to import me acceptable to them

>>213812339
turn off the computer nigga

>>213812351
why do you post "timmy fantasies" every day then

>>213812372

Insane that /brit/ doesn't have a Clearu Minderu

my gender dysphoria has been overwhelming me recently

i'm just a teenage jewbag baby
kill christ for zion baby

>>213812358
What precisely isn't true?

>>213812351
>at least
Interesting that Zeidbelg is now openly talking about rape in no uncertain terms

why is there so much race talk in /brit/
it's more than in all the yank generals

>>213812085
youre turkish

surely you must be joking

>>213812394
Any retard with microsoft word could make that and post it on twitter for engagement bait
Just come on mate

>>213812384
apparently this menace just strolled into someones house looking for shit to steal and the cops didnt even arrest him. just let him go. Utterly bonkers

>>213812339
I care you!

>>213812147
whats that cheeky gap between his hair and beard all about then

>>213812403
heatherpaedo putting in overtime on the nonce botnet trying to control the thread so the only posts are about his special interests

>>213812403
too many niggers I'm afraid
seems like millions will have to die soon

got some spunk to spare, anyone want some? x

>>213812403
Two things matter in the world currently

Ethnicity
Catholicism

limp bizkit will beat up all the blacks

>>213812175
>>213812302
i think this is it but i haven't read it myself. sentencing remarks from a 2013 trial in oxford

https://www.judiciary.uk/wp-content/uploads/JCO/Documents/Judgments/sentencing-remarks-r-v-dogar-others.pdf

>>213812343
You really are a retard aren't you

I still think about how that lad who bombed the tween girls at the Ariana grande concert used taxpayers money to build the bomb. He got the money from his mum’s tax credits. His brother keeps trying to murder prison guards but they can’t take his kettle away because it would breach his human rights

>>213812358
https://www.judiciary.uk/wp-content/uploads/JCO/Documents/Judgments/sentencing-remarks-r-v-dogar-others.pdf

it's real, I ctrl + F

>>213812428
BBC privilege

I'm going to the census pages

I need numbers figures tables and graphs

I'll get to the bottom of this

>>213812488
Ruined that leftypops moron.

>>213812487
Don’t look back in anger

>>213812426
Took me not 10 seconds to google it https://www.judiciary.uk/wp-content/uploads/JCO/Documents/Judgments/sentencing-remarks-r-v-dogar-others.pdf

>>213812365
Rorke doesnt understand art no.73477272

>>213812403
>>213812406
>>213812415
>>213812430
>>213812439
>>213812438
>>213812476
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bN9yAL-DGWI

worried about the impact releasing these transcripts will have on innocent peaceful muslims

>>213812487
I think it's mad a man who was there was also at the liverpool parade attack he's either the luckiest or unluckiest man alive

Without migration British women would never have known orgasms

>>213812513
>>213812488
First two letters are literally Microsoft Word omds rorke

rorke has a third eye
leftypol has a blind eye

>>213812287
>i hope they're brought to justice one day.
they will be lad, and we're going to live to see it

>>213812484
please expand on this? what am I missing. his quotes are mid. usually highly rated philosophers drop shit packed with wisdom. at best camus is recycling old testament wisdom nuggets wrapped anew

>>213812534
they hated him because he told the truth

>>213812538
what?

>>213812511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAJ2ahwMwfk

>>213812534
this

raping the sun

>his quotes are mid

I love the internet in big 2025

>>213812534
Truke

just on my way back from the northern green festival. saw leftypol x

still don't really understand the meaning of bengali in platforms

>>213812570
why do you have so many timmy fantasies l

>>213812563
first two words of the title of the pdf doc unc

catberg's starting her bullshit already

>>213812591
So?

>>213812595
she fit?

>>213812603
Just clearly some made up shit some schizo freak made in Word

your honour this transcript was clearly forged

>>213812588
desi birds in platform boots

Leftypol squealing with joy as rorke is arrested for being in the vicinity of a riot
Leftypol demanding 10 independent witnesses, a thorough year long investigation, and a further investigation into the police officers themselves who arrested Rasheed who was recorded on video assaulting a woman

>>213812595
heheheheh

>>213812551
Why not read a book instead of the most basic cliff notes version. You genuinely come across as a mong though so im not sure if its worth it

>>213812365
>>213812365
About time, wuthering heights isn't a fucking love story it's a fucking fuck story

>>213812618
How did he manage to host it on judiciary.uk

how can a package arrive at Looe post office and still be there 31 hours later
how non-existent is the cornish postal service

>>213812640
scream

>>213812588
>Punjabi
>Bengali
>Others I'm forgetting
It's all Indian to me

>>213812635
what's he doing in there???? absolute menace

>>213812521
why did u reply to urself

>>213812534
>>213812561
Dating app statistics show that black and brown men repulse women of almost all races. Hence the fact they keep resorting to rape like wild animals. You know this deep down but you need some kind of cope, so you post your delusions on here instead of facing the truth.

Off ta bed, lads

>>213812632
yea but what's he trying to say in the song? is he basically saying "I empathize with you but you don't belong here"? or is he saying that the bengali has to go back home?

>>213812642
it's not real mate

>>213812588
It's about a gay paki and Morrissey is saying stay in pakiland because it's hard enough in this shithole country for brits nevermind for gay pakis

>Looe

>>213812637
cba to read through his books, that's why I'm asking for some redpills

some of you would be my friends irl
others i wouldn't want to be around

>>213812643
Brexit delay, please be patient
I once ordered something from Germany and it got stuck in the black void known as Belgium for a fucking month

mad how our politicians just decided to let in 15 million people who despise us all for the sake of knee-capping our wages and inflating land prices

leftypol preparing for an absolute battering in this thread
he'll be running off to get a discord raid going, i can feel it

“Anti-semite" is just a derogatory term used by jews to describe gentiles that know more about judaism than they're supposed to.

>>213812667
The stats also show black women do not prefer white men, yet Rorke keeps this BWC cope running

p s

>>213812640
Love the Olivier version. Great film. Never got round to reading the book.

>>213812565
I did not know this existed

>>213812667
yt depending on hello cupid statistics from 15 years ago to inform his worldview LMFAO

>>213812705
very anti semitic post this

poothering shites

Goran

Just incredible that there were people in our government that thought giving tens of thousands of visas to low paid care workers in their 30s and 40s - often with many children of their own - would be the more economical solution to our troubles.

>>213812729
>>213812729
>>213812729

>>213812642
Just walk away. He knows it's real. Pathetic obvious lies are all they have left.

xbox has been stuck in denmark for 7 years

>>213812694

>>213812684
life isn't about red pills you cretin read the stranger it's only about 130 pages long

>>213812675
yeah the only things we can be 100% sure are real are your double digit iq and permanent state of virginity

get the real new made. won't be touching that shit.

>>213812802
you'll be crawling over there in two minutes

>>213812783
need to finish the concept of anxiety first, but it's packed full. get tired reading a few pages before doing summit else

>>213812614
catberg is not for sexual