Do people play the lottery in your country?

ye

230 million euros jesus fucking christ. May allah save me

>>213812975 (OP)
This is my plan for the future, manifesting the numbers in my mind by concentrating really really hard

>>213812975 (OP)
winning the lottery is unironically my only chance pf redeeming myself left

>>213813162
Any success yet?

>>213813194
Qrd?

>>213812975 (OP)
Yes. You can't win it if you're not in it.

>>213812975 (OP)
>Live in the gambling capital of the Western World
>Have to drive an hour to California to buy lotto tickets
It's huge here but my state is retarded

>>213813268
Do you not have etickets? We can buy tickets on our phones.

>>213813218
I'm currently £500 down but I'm feeling it this time

what would you do if you won the lottery?

>>213813369
Quit work, go on lots of holidays, buy a nice home and live comfortably.

>>213813369
Leave britain forever

its dumb not to play the lottery if you think about it

>>213812975 (OP)
Yes

>>213813310
I don't think we do but in most places you can get lotto tickets everywhere (gas stations, liquor stores, grocery stores, smoke shops) but selling tickets in Nevada is illegal. I'm surprised there's no ethnic numbers rackets here like there are in other cities given the open market.

>>213813369
Two chicks at the same time

Why cant i just win the lottery. Do me a solid god

>>213812975 (OP)
>>213813417
No, it’s dumb to play the lottery. Why do you think lotteries are so popular? Because they’re profitable. Why do you think they’re so profitable? Because so many people play it for decades without winning. Your chances of winning the lottery are 1 in 14 million, you’d be wasting your money by playing.

>>213813369
Buy a lot of land, and go live on it away from everyone. Create all the art I want. Then destroy humanity, and wait to die on my land.

>>213813818
Your chances of being born are even lower, look at how many sperm fought for the chance to create you.

>>213813369
Buy some video games and order pizza

200 million lol i wouldnt even know what to do with 10 million

>>213812975 (OP)
I have indeed paid the idiot tax
Going to do my best NOT to look up fancy houses to avoid even 1% disappointment when I inevitable get nothing from it

>>213813988
All I know is im never working a day again and living off interest

>>213813369
Lots of holidays, settle down in country that I really like during those trips, I think for a fancy car the most I’d buy is a Porsche desu

>>213814035
Every lottery winner immediately goes for porsche/ferrari/lambo i noticed

>>213813967
I'm an IVF baby though

>>213813818
With the amount I've played I'm actually down to around 1 in 600,000 so its getting more reasonable. Thats around the same chance of dying from an anaesthetic allergy during an operation

>>213813967
I am not a sperm, neither is anyone else. Sperm is a carrier of genetic material, Human souls enter zygotes after fertilisation.

>>213814319
>I am not a sperm, neither is anyone else
speak for yourself

>>213813818
what other chance do you ever have of getting 200,000,000? for as cheap as 2 quid a line?

0 in your measly life if you never play

>>213816819
the lottery isn't free, you're paying just for the chance to have 1 in 14 million chances to win

>>213812975 (OP)
We should organise a board wide euromillions attempt and split the profits
everyone would get at least €300k

>>213817025
your chance of winning actually increases exponentially with each ticket you buy

>>213817614
it doesn't increase at all unless you buy multiple tickets of the same lottery event

>>213818484
your odds of winning increase every time you play by nature of statistics, and it increases exponentially. By the tenth you've already shaved the odds down by quite a lot.

>>213813369
Buy every Ibanez in this colour

>>213814285
anon lottery drawing are independent of each other
so your odds are the same for each draw

>>213813310
Some states are just now making it legal to buy tickets with a debit card instead of cash.

>>213819917
no the statistics stack

>>213814173
Explains a lot

>>213812975 (OP)
you can never win if you dont buy a ticket ;)

i do now and again, i see it like throwing a coin into a wishing well i know logically the odds are in the millions but it gives me a little bit of hope.

>>213813369
would buy an aquarium with exotic fish and a crab