Please visit my city and buy our product, our economy is struggling !

>>213820670 (OP)
what flag is that

>>213820670 (OP)
when I was a kid, street vendors offered "musical condoms" there, and i still wonder what that was like.

>>213820716
Which one ?
>>213820782
They sell them still, during Christmas you can get a Feliz Navidad one

>>213820808
i just googled that, it seems it's a scam
my childhood is ruined!

>>213820670 (OP)
What's there to see in Ascension?

>>213820670 (OP)
Sorry I cant, there are too many brown people there, I wouldnt be able to relax at all :(

>>213820872
that's Ciudad del Este, the best city in the world

>>213820833
>>213820808
>>213820782
What's that?

>>213820936
Darn I hoped all cities in Paragay ended in -cion

>>213820936
>>213820670 (OP)
Give me a quick rundown on Ciudad del Este prostitution scene

That's the only thing I truly care about different cities

>>213820670 (OP)
>and buy our product
Uhh, one product please

>>213820872
Nothing, worthless city
>>213821047
There are many churches in my city, maybe you can come to confession instead
>>213821091
We have edible meat products, what would you like ?

>>213820670 (OP)
Sure anon, what are you selling?

>>213821229
>There are many churches in my city, maybe you can come to confession instead
I hate god
I prefer escorts

>>213821232
Edible meat products

>>213820670 (OP)
bro lives in the city from idiocracy.

>>213821229
>We have edible meat products, what would you like ?
Empanada? Dunno what you people eat

>>213821474
Sure thing friend, we eat them in a sandwich

such a shame how there's no streetview on paraguay, what are you people hiding anyway?

>>213821561
Hitler's tomb idk

You don't suffer

>>213821747
That's a shithole city and nothing to do with my little slice of Heaven

>>213821232
Honestly you guys would love it there. You'd be like giants. They are actually good people.

>>213820670 (OP)
False advertising, it doesn't look that SOVL anymore

>>213821945
It does

>>213822208
harvard.com.py doesn't exist anymore.
-1000 sovl points

>>213822417
Dark times are upon us...

>>213820670 (OP)
just got a phone case, probably from there.

>>213822881
Thank you for contributing to our economy

Please don't ignore me I know it's not the weekend but it's a holiday tomorrow and I'm lonely

>>213822208
bet u'll get mugged, all those poor desperados

>>213824733
Mugging is bad for business, the markey will protect u

Parabros are the best posters in South America.
And consequently, the best on this entire board.