>enter cockpit
>see this
>"Ah, welcome passenger. Please take a seat, we are ready to take off."
Wat do

Let's roll

Nothing, autopilot does most of the work these days anyway

Go with your gut
It’s probably going to be fine as most flying is done by autopilot these days but let’s say you do need pilot intervention. Do you really want the DEI hire for whom the standards were lowered? Just be polite about it and say something came up, you need to take a later flight

>>213822876 (OP)
Hijack the plane and hit the Kaaba in Mecca (payback)

>>213822876 (OP)
we GAAN

>>213822876 (OP)
>Atleast I know I can smoke in the toilet, and not get in trouble! Hahaha!

>>213822876 (OP)
If the pilot isn't a trans woman of color like I'm pic, then I'm not getting on

>>213822876 (OP)
do a 360 and walk off the plane

>>213823036
*do a 360 and highjack the plane

>>213822982
Islamic end of days say the Kaaba will be destroyed at one point

>>213823418
So blow up second most important holy site?

>>213822876 (OP)
I trust a black more than a muslim

I fly professionally. I've flown with a couple of women in my career and they were all fine.
I haven't flown with any black people though. I only know one black pilot and he's retired.

>>213823484
Jerusalem? good luck

>>213822876 (OP)
>WHOOP WHOOP
>PULL UP, TERRAIN TERRAIN
das juss de sound dey cockpit make

>>213822876 (OP)
I thought that was Chris Turk from Scrubs at first.