Holy shit I just realized i love Germany so much!!!
German barbarians ended antiquity by destroying the western Roman empire bringing onto Europe a long dark age of barbarism and ignorance, they also adopted arianism (believing Christ the son isn't equal to Christ the father since father begot since therefore can't be equal) causing MASSIVE strife between christians and causing further wars and schisms between them, then you had matin Luther causing even further unrest strife and war within christindoom between Catholics and protestants and all subsequent sects, and last but certainly not least TWO consecutive world wars that destroyed every European country, their governments, institutions, bureaucracy, starved them and improvised them to the point they no longer could maintain colonies bringing an end to the colonial era and forcing everyone in Europe to submit to the US to start rebuilding but now they're completely subservient to them with no agency or will of their own. Throughout history all Germany ever did was bring down all of Europe and cause strife and war, from antiquity, to middle ages, to the modern era, never change you absolute Fucking legends!
Way to go Germany! I look forward to see more from you!
Notable mentions: Karl Marx and communism

>>213825732 (OP)
>German barbarians ended antiquity by destroying the western Roman empire bringing onto Europe a long dark age of barbarism and ignorance,
Never happened. The western empire destroyed itself and knowledge was retained by the clergy.
The Eastern Roman Empire flourished for centuries.

>>213825732 (OP)
Same i want a big German man to take a dump on my chest and im not even gay

>>213825746
Eastern roman empire was in the near east, dumdum, unless you count Greece, the rest of Europe is an entirely different story, you can't fucking deny the western empire didn't fall due to Germanic barbarians invading and taking provinces like north African and Spain and CONSTANTLY FUCKING RAIDING GAUL NON-FUCKING-STOP which ended with them sacking Rome and establishing themselves as the new rulers of Western Europe and dermonizing that's how you get the illiteracy and ignorance that characterized the middle ages, if Germanic barbarians left them completely alone Rome most likely would've been able to pick themselves up and root out the corruption, Rome weakened itself

>>213825754
. . . :|
... Uhm uhm, I want a cutie uncivilized evil German barbarian girlfriend to breed with her the next generation of Germans to fuck up Europe as is the custom if Germans.

>>213825870
imagine the smell

Hegel, Marx, and Nietzsche did quite a number on modern Europe

The roman empire fell down because it was socially degenerate.
If the empire was healthy, it wouldnt be pressed by barbars.

Stop repeating insecure shitskin troupes, when the empire was healthy it conquered cartaghe with ease.
It had a politicak and economic heart in military activity,
They were also a tribal confederation organized as a republic.
They qere conquering for honor.
The roman empire was born for the guts of war imbued polities. That raped the sabine women, that ebslaved the etruscans and waged wars of conquest.

They were a society imbued by frenzy, they subjugated their enemies and enslaved them, raped their women, murdered and destroyed the culturew of their enemies, and so used to create a economy and infrastructural network to sustain this expansion

When the empire reached inflection it qwas utterly cosmopolitan, ridden by the ascent of cristendom and warlords they could control
And imperial economy is fueled by creating an aparathus that constantly produces more labour by constant expansion, a thing that wasnt either possible at romans loat capacity to extend war efforts past their frontiers and the politics of the empire were hyperfragmenting
>>213825746
The eastern roman empire was a contracting kangdom, it didnt had a meaningful imperial aparathus or soft power
Which also lost to the rise of islam

Rome was much like the american empire, a collapsed shithole in social desitwgration uncapable of mantaining a centralixed labour management structure anymore