Ahsoka Tano edition

https://youtu.be/RkTibALwfNg

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>>213826489 (OP)
Ajo, gucksch auch gerade die Serie. Sex mit Außerirdischem Weibsvolk

Good morning, sisters.

>>213826489 (OP)
Was going to bake, but seems like someone got up earlier than me fr fr. Saw the kino vid too yesterday, but forgot to give you a (you). So here it is.

>>213826518
>>213826556
too good a video to not repost desu

https://youtu.be/5hfRjN3txdM

anyway, off to the cage now..

>>213826613
>vid
Damn I forgot about that one kek. And here I was thinking until the very end that you are learning spanish or something which is why you linked a spanish dubbed version fr fr.
>off to the cage now..
Enjoy.
I'm lifting first then I'll wage.

Good morning /med/.

Good morning /med/, guess who's up early in the morning after having slept no more than 4 hours to take his sister to the airport despite the existence of shuttle buses who leave you there directly.

Wake up /med/ders.

>>213826489 (OP)

Good morning med

https://youtu.be/nZh6HJwCs-U?si=kCRVrm49WOPJpo_V
>>213818296
I also need Firefox for Tampermonkey/extraflags.

Do Adriatic countries like Croatia and Montenegro count as Med?

Do you own a swimming pool /med/ ?
If not do you wish you had one ?

>>213828568
Sure, why not ?

>>213828568
Oh come on ffs with these questions, of course they do.
>>213828651
I don't have one nor want one.

>>213828568
Just look at a map Americanon it's not that complicated

Good morning to everyone except the nation of british scum

>>213828182
Is that a threat?

>>213828770
Henlo, how are things in Cyprus ?

>>213828783
No, it isn't.

EXCLUSIVE: CATNIGGA HAS A GF.

>>213828239
>>213826489 (OP)
yjk
little orange whore

>>213828770
Kicking them out any time soon?

>>213828802
Today is Assumption Day anon, everyone is chilling and hiding from the heatwave but I might go to a friend's house and sunbathe hehe
https://youtu.be/jA9OyxvUNwU

>>213828907
Enjoy your day, I'm gonna stay shut in the house to escape the heat

>>213828874
Cute

>"you look awfully energized today, anon, who did you sleep with?"
>some chick I don't even know says "with me!"
Eh!?

>>213828651
If i had one it wouldnt be a plunge pool like this. I'd want to be able to do laps in it

>>213828770
Bit rude, was going to make you a nice portokalopita but i wont now

>>213826489 (OP)
Ahsoka is a retard who holds her swords the wrong way. Objectively terrible way to hold swords.

>>213829734
Man what a fakecel.

>>213829926
Well, she did say afterwards "we're pretty much roommates" because she's next door. Just weird cos she's usually pretty quiet and distant

>>213829734
Man I need to get myself in a psychiatric

>sitting on machine to chill
>gym milf places pushup contraption next to me
>starts doing pushups
>closest bodypart of her to me is her firm lil' tight butt
K then
Today's gymcel sesh
1x1 85 kgs (new pr), 1x1+1x0 86,25 kgs (new pr) (failed second set with this weight), 1x5+1x4 70 kgs unilateral plate loaded lat pulldowns
3x5 97,5 kgs machine rows (new pr) (reached full stack)
3x3 71,25 kgs unilateral plate loaded low rows (new pr)
2x7 14 kgs incline dumbbell curls (either first time I tried this or been a while since I did it maybe only one time before, but holy fuck does it feel comfy as fuck on my short head, can't even feel the 'nitis that much rn either)
2x2 kilomeme roon
Kino gym sesh tbf.

>>213829734
You're about to begin your chad arc. All you needed to do was go to the ward and realize you're a chad incarnate.

>>213829734
Goddamn fakecels

>>213829734
fuck off fakecel

Gman, looks like I’m going to see DIIV tomorrow kek

>>213828651
Pools are a time and money sink.

>>213828651
>do you wish you had one ?
Idk tbf. Would be comfy to just chill in there, but taking care of it takes a lot of time and uses up a lot of money, like portubro said.
Honestly, I'd rather pay for a really comfy bbq and build an oven and let those two take up some space instead of a pool.

>Found a paper plane in the garden with the assumingly perpetrator's name written on it multiple times in a circular manner of sorts.
Cute.

G.M everyone

Hello medsters, gotta love holidays.
Too bad it's a 42°C day

>>213830608
Καλημέρhaba

>>213830661
>Καλημέρhaba
you don't know english well?

Don't call me a fakecel, I'm a proud autistic virgin and I will never have the sex!

>>213830702
https://virgin-vs-chad.fandom.com/wiki/Wizard
Wizmaxxing

>>213830686
We were a british colony, i'd be damned if I didn't
>>213830652
Peak. Sad the fan-game got a cease and desist.

>>213830608
Sabah al-khair

>>213830702
>I will never have the sex!
You're currently doing a speedrun on losing your v-card. Just so you know.

>>213828770
>Good morning to everyone except the nation of british scum
When I see posts like this from countries like Cyprus, I believe I begin to gain some small inking of how the Demiurge feels. As above, so below.

>>213830928
Sorry saar i was raised to not talk to satanists

>>213830928
I am communicating with all of you wonderful Anons thanks to the English language

>>213830786
Not expectations, everything but that!

slacking off at work is a great opportunity to blog about my latest failures
>pajeeta told be to fuck off 3 weeks ago but didn't unmatch
>I wrote ok but still would like to hear again back then
>texted me again last Friday, saying she deleted the app, but it's ok to stay in touch
>texted a bit but not much
>didn't respond again
>I hit her with a textwall to make up her mind
>she first said she doesn't want to answer in text but suggested to meet in person
>later sent me a text wall it's too much for her, told me to fuck off again and she's deleting the app again
>hit her with a textwall back
>silence since then
how retarded do you rate this from 14-88?
I had just stopped really caring, then she gave me a glimmer of hope again and then she finished me off
redeemed my heart and then crushed it, brutal
the krautcel does not march on

>>213831324
Anon it seems like it was clear she didn't take you very seriously from the start. You are chasing butterflies whereas what you should be doing it tending to your garden.

>>213831324
how can you be that desperate in Germany, it's almost comical, not trying to make you feel worse

>>213831324
Basta molaghe Dio bueo!

>>213831324
Time to move on.

Hello frens, the bathroom is finished

>>213831566
The other side

>>213831409
she was nice for a while and she had told me she's in a difficult situation from the beginning
anyway seems it wasn't meant to be
>>213831446
I'm lonely as fuck and depressed. I get some matches, I even got some dates, but I never really cared except with her.
>>213831456
que?
>>213831556
the truthnvke I don't want to hear.
>>213831566
looks good

>>213826489 (OP)
bare tummy Ahsoka goated doe

>>213831670
intergalactic pedo

>>213831324
She is going to get deported soon anyway, so quit it.
>>213831605
>>213831566
Nice.

>>213831012
Some might call that more of a blessing than a curse, but I suppose the exchange of knowledge is worth putting up with all the chaff for.
>>213831324
Imagine if you had dropped her weeks ago, as suggested by the majority of your peers, and moved on to better and browner women. You'd probably be half a tongue length deep inside a Syrian or a Turkish women by now.

You are stuck in some kind of emotional Chinese finger trap. It's time to stop struggling and let go.

>>213831696
She was my fav when I was a kid. It's called being consistent

>>213831566
>>213831605
Incredible work fren, I still remember the first pic. Congrats!
>>213831324
All part of the learning process, you won't fall for it next time. Learn to protect yourself emotionally.

>>213831566
>>213831605
Not a fan of the wall tiles, but it looks fantastic. What a great work and care for attention irmão!
How much did you spend on the whole renovation?

>>213831740
Preposterous mounds.

>>213831740
>She is going to get deported soon anyway, so quit it.
fair point, would be deserved for committing a terror attack on my heart
>>213831771
>moved on to better and browner women
I'm talking to a black girl now, she seems nice too but not as smart as the jeeta, I think she sometimes asks chatgpt to reply to me when she doesn't know what to write
she just wrote me in fact, vgh
>stop struggling and let go.
I won't unmatch the jeeta, that's her obligation since I stripped down emotionally and she can deliver the final blow
>>213831773
it's called being a pedophile anon
>>213831786
thanks mon ami, but I think I'm a hopeless case

>>213820753
>Your English is good. But I suppose that's just some translation app.
Why do burgers think everyone must be a monolingual like them? What does it even have to do with what I posted about?

POV: felt like having a pastizz.

>>213831923
>she just wrote me in fact, vgh
Good, think about her instead ffs
>I won't unmatch the jeeta
Please, please unmatch her, block her, murder her (in Crysis 1's multiplayer mode), just stop

>>213831566
>>213831605
Neat! Good job!

>>213831740
Nice boobs, I have to admit (and I'm not even into boobs)

>>213831855
Haha, nice pants :D
The White Eagle from [REDACTED] sends regards :D

I finally showered. No more musky scent.

>>213832042
>Good, think about her instead ffs
I was getting there slowly but then the jeeta wrote again
I will have to tell how I like her in person anyway in a week, I haven't seen the black girl yet
>unmatch her, block her, murder her (in Crysis 1's multiplayer mode), just stop
no, it's total love jihad with her. If she doesn't write again it's over, I won't text again, but I won't unmatch either.

Today my dick really is smelly

>>213831409
>2016
Mr. Basset is probably dead by now....

>>213832228
He's being a romantic angel in the clouds now

Back to the apartment, luckily I won't see my sister in a very long time. Feelin' exhausted.

>>213831324
What you've learned from this is that you shouldn't invest too much in someone who doesn't give you attention at all, it should be all reciprocal. Better times will come.
>>213831566
>>213831605
Nice bathroom.
>>213831855
Didn't this guy post sth about someone's cunt? If so, I need screencap.

>>213831324
Unmatch her, now. Also unfollow her or block/unblock and set your privacy settings to friends only. You'll find better brown women.

>>213832588
Does your sister have lickable feet

>>213832588
>What you've learned from this is that you shouldn't invest too much in someone who doesn't give you attention at all, it should be all reciprocal.
true, but she gave me a warning before so I should've known
>Better times will come.
doubt but maybe, thanks amigo
>>213832662
nu-uh
I decided the jeeta is the love of my life (so far), it's most likely totally fucking over but I'm not letting go of that 0,5% chance it isn't
I know it's retarded and pathetic but I don't care, that's the story of my life

>>213831566
>>213831605
Absolutely stunning, galiciabro. 10/10.

Mid

>>213832967
What about these ?

Lick lick lick

>>213833236
I don't think I've ever seen white chocolate schokobons in Hungary. I'm sure they absolutely fuck hard, as schokobons are goated, and the white chocolate alternatives of kinder products are sex.

morning niggas, what the fuck is this? >>213830265

>>213826556
morning, zestyar
>>213828770
καλημέρα, αδελφού μου
>except the nation of british scum
βασιλεύς

servers were down so I couldn't have worked even if I wanted. Today was like 40% slacking off, I did actually work 2-3 hours, not too bad. Off to a week of cageless suffering now, prepare for blogposting since I don't have shit to do.

>>213829734
fakecels are out of control today, I see

>>213833363
Dunno sometimes people like to include /med/ in their threads for some reason

I see you, magyar >>213833129

>>213833419
Just told my maternal figure here "woah, who did you made yourself pretty for?", she and some other woman instantly replied "for you"
Sweet girls

>>213833753
That's not me.
(It's me btw and I will never forgive the Jews for what they have done to Israel)
Btw was SHOCKED when you earlier gave me a (you) just to tell me good morning fr fr.

>>213833962
make good use of it

>>213829855
Shepherd's pie is better anyway.

>>213831566
Would take a shit out of ten.

I could never pass as Jewish, I'm not circumcised.

>>213834553
Just keep the lights off.

>>213834499
Disgusting lack of hips.

>>213834553
I could never pass as Jewish due to my sub-120 IQ and lack of relatives working in the Hollywood movie industry.

>>213834708
I've been told by women they can feel the difference and most of them like it more when you're uncircumcised.

Asphyxiation is on the menu today boys.
>>213834280

>“Hallo, wie geht’s?” (Hello, how’s it going?) Emblem of U-93
>She sank eight ships of 43,392 gross register tons (GRT) in seven patrols but was herself sunk by a British destroyer on 15 January 1942.

>>213834553
I would never pass as jewish because I'm poor and without contacts/influence
also I'm unable to hide my power levels

>>213834787
I’ve never been with a woman that has been with a circumcised man, and the thought is strange, that would either mean she had been with a muslim, a jew or an amerilard, all bad choices.

>>213834907
You have the jewfro THOUGH

>>213834781
>>213834907
You could say you're Sephardi, I believe they're the untouchables of the Jewish people.
>>213834788
Stop tempting me.
>>213834927
Correct guess, I was told so by Amerilard women.

>>213834953
Jew untouchables are the ethiopians, there was a scandal some years ago when people found out the jewensteins in Israel were chemically castrating both male and female Ethiopian jews to prevent them from having kids upon their arrival on the homeland.

>>213834553
I'm not a pedophile either :D

>>213835020
Why are they so evil?

>>213835020
Explain why this is wrong

>>213835071
It is not about the moral value of the act itself, but about whether we like those who commit it :D

>>213835066
>>213835071
>it’s only a quick vaccine upon arrival to get you to speed and protect you from diseases *hand rubbing intensifies*

i haven't been here in a while why are there hipless women being posted here again ? wheres the chocolate posting guy

fishy fish med

>>213835201
are you going to jumu3a or have gone today?

4u.

>>213831566
>>213831605
Strange looking shower (why is there no lip to stop water flowing out the door?), but in general, I like the pooper palace.
I would shit in your toilet and shake your hand afterwards. Also, those style of draws remind me of the Hitman games. The whole bathroom looks like it should have a cupboard for me to hide a body in.
>>213835283
You know, now that I think about it, I'm not sure if I've ever seen a black woman with tattoos.

>>213835201
Ate my weekly friday couscous bros

>>213835366
>Friday
Wasn’t it Thursday? I would have swore it was Thursday when I was staying in Morocco. My mind is playing tricks on me.

>>213835401
Friday and saturday, depending on the household, i think you were in some restaurant

>>213835432
>>213835401

or hotel*

>>213835364
>why is there no lip to stop water flowing out the door?
I think it's most likely that the shower floor is sloped so that it goes straight to the drain.
>I'm not sure if I've ever seen a black woman with tattoos.
I have, but she was only half black. She got them a few year ago, I wonder what her tattoos will look like 20 years from now.

>>213835283
zamn

>>213835366
me too. With a cup of lben (fermented milk for the other meds who dont know...)

>>213835432
>>213835457
No no, it was only served in a specific day, it must have been friday.
I remember us being three guys and me asking for three servings of couscous. Nobody told me one serving was for a family so there was simply too much food (while couscous is supposed to clean the body from the abuses of other days).
Pretty retarded from my part.

>>213835489
>I think it's most likely that the shower floor is sloped so that it goes straight to the drain.
A slanted surface on a slippery, wet floor? The fishman grows bold indeed. Someone check to see if his grandmother's life insurance policy has recently been updated.

>>213835497
i am gonna buy lbn tonight to eat it with raw couscous for dinner
>>213835528
never heard of that, but not that surprised.

>>213835752
It’s always an extremely gentle slope, 1 degree or less, just enough for the water to go to the drain.

>>213835201
How is the fishing ?

>>213835134
Yes
>>213835158
And?

>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cjeykklwn7vo
>A Labour councillor who called for far-right protesters' throats to be cut at an anti-racism rally has been found not guilty of encouraging violent disorder
Tell me honestly lads would they be found not guilty in your country? This is genuinely bizarre to me

>>213836536
>that smug look on his face
Reminds me of this guy.

>>213836536
Our judges are all commies fifth columns at worst and bureaucrats out of control at best

>>213836722
Makes me feel slightly better

>>213836536
Yes, we're also an anti-white country

>>213836735
Considering the "far right" protestors he wants to slice and dice are just british families you shouldnt feel better

I'm so gonna get robbed monday I can already tell
>>213836658
What a simp

>>213836536
So you don't like double standards? You must be a far-right scum then!

But seriously: ridiculous as fuck...
And I feel that the socio-political consequences will be unimaginably harmful to the establishment in the long run (so-called "justice delayed"; memes will become reality)

>>213836536
His throat should be cut just so he know how it is.

>>213836536
>This is genuinely bizarre to me
I don't see how it's bizarre. He's a leftoid, therefore when he says what he said... it's le good.

>>213835201
Good to see you, sister.

>>213835158
>man I hate minorities so much, we should castrate them or something
>save Evropa
>d-did Israel really just castrate minorities?
>nooooo you can't do that!

>>213837221
Imagine if black queens bodies were actually covered by real chocolate

>>213837262
magine if black queens bodies were actually covered by WHITE chocolate

>>213837303
Then they wouldn't be black queens

>>213837221
I didn’t say it was bad or good, you and venetanon are conflating my facts exposition with feefees.

>>213837262
NOM NOM NOM

>>213837303
*barfs*

>>213837398
Mayo queens.

>>213837398
When you said covered by chocolate, I thought you meant you'd dribble some choccy onto a kween's boobs for example and lick it off. Guess you meant their whole bodies tasting like chocolate.

>>213837500
>you and venetanon are conflating my facts exposition with feefees.
No, I just gave you an example of why you, if you believe it's le bad, should also believe that being a fascist scum is le bad. (Save Evropa btw)
>*barfs*
Don't need to remind us you're a grown ass DILF compared to us twinks.

>>213836004
>It’s always an extremely gentle slope, 1 degree or less, just enough for the water to go to the drain.
Are you going to do a similar thing when you build the bathroom in your new house, or are you going to have an enclosed shower?

>>213837500
>Italian flag
>must be him

I unironically believe that catnigga would look like this mediterranean phenotype english gentleman if he lost some weight.
It's canon.

The knight that was a resident of Fort St. Angelo that died yesterday evening looked exactly how I imagine the average old knight looked back then.

>>213837767
I have this exact phenotype, except I am uglier and have paler skin.
Actually, I look more like Mr Bean, but tone down the beady-eyed anglo slider by about 20%.

>>213837767
>>213837816
You mean to tell me Catnigga isn't cat ?

>>213837857
Catnigga guides cats towards being the rulers of the Earth and turning humans into nothing more than slaves. He's going to be rewarded by reincarnating as a cat who will be fed shrimps every single day while getting groomed by brown (preferably half portuguese half iranian) women.

>>213837816
>and have paler skin.
Damn
Ytboi

>>213837709
Lol coglione

>>213837816
British people dont have brown eyes

Greeks, what can you tell me about Crediabank?

>>213837932
>British people dont have brown eyes
The true natives do, Saxon.

>>213837925
Ma cosa ti ho fatto?

>>213838108
Imagine if all saxons had hetrochromia would be very cool

So hot outside REEEEE

>Natgas
What a disgusting instrument.

>>213838806
instrument?

>>213838916
>Trading instruments refer to the different types of markets you can trade. Sometimes called securities, they range from commodity futures to stocks and CFDs, to currencies and metals, and more.

>>213839029
oh right
I was thinking of a musical instrument.

>>213831897
1850€, plus 200€ to a plumber, and my sweat
>>213835364
>no lip to stop water flowing out the door
The shower plate is slanted and the pipe is big, no water should overflow

>>213839054
Well, there's a musical instrument that also happens to use some natgas. If you know what I mean.

No more swimming in the sea and swimming pool until next year :( no more creepin' either.

>>213832710
I'm not a feetfag, let alone about my own sister.
>>213836536
He wouldn't be found guilty either. We live in a country in which the judicial system is not independent from the government despite what theory says, and we're currently ruled by socialist and communist-friendly types, so go figure out.
>>213837816
>look more like Mr Bean
That guy is peak comedy.

Redditors are beginning to get chuddier and chuddier it seems.
Nonetheless, I still hold the belief that nothing ever happens.

Left Spain.
The dog pooped on her cage in the car.

>>213828651
I'd like to, but i'd like to be able to swim in it not only lay in water
There are options like buying house in a residence with a common pool that is bigger and expenses get more manageable, but i don't know if that's a good option, i've been pondering it

Evolutionary speaking, why am i by instinct attracted to whores?
It doesn't make sense. They don't make good partners, chances your son won't be yours are high, chances of illness are greater. Brainwashed by socials? Because i don't even watch actual porn, it's the sfw harlots that do it for me. But ahegao and twerking doesn't. Should i bite a bullet?
Btw how's your ferragosto going, i had a bbq and now am half comatose

>Kwabian

Also the heatwave is in total disarray
The Brunster marches on for now.

>>213831999
Well? Did you proceed?
Not the usual taste

>>213840223
Dumb coomer o algo

>>213840223
>why am i by instinct attracted to whores
People who flaunt their sexuality are sexually appealing. Its not that hard.

Also do all catholics have the day off today?

>>213840223
Just keep plapping the gf, dude.
Some of us don't even have access to pussy to begin with.
>inb4 you call me a fakecel
I'm a born again incel

>>213840311
>Also do all catholics have the day off today?
We don't imc.

>>213840425
It's not about gf or whatever, i'm just perplexed by my own flawed nature and trying to understand it.
>>213840311
But a hotter girl, in my head, can fall behind a more mediocre girl that is more slutty, and don't say that it's because brain thinks it's easier to get sex, cause i get neither of them, but brain still wants whore
I whip brain and make conscious decision, but he's stilla pain in the ass

In my book, Spaniards will always be white. Given the current circumstances I won't bring up the muslim rape

>>213840223
Beh le bagasce hanno avuto millenni per perfezionare la propria arte ed abbindolare meglio gli uomini, ha senso

>>213840223
Look up r/k selection

>>213840545
>It's not about gf or whatever, i'm just perplexed by my own flawed nature and trying to understand it.
I see.
I'm just telling you that no matter how much you want to fuck some sloots, you should just coom in the gf and call it a day o algo.
>but brain still wants whore
Perhaps your brain sees them as a good lay? Like you don't have to initiate with them only to them tell you that today no sex will be had, as they would just start gluck glucing on your cock then tell you to just lay down and would ride you so hard you'd come in two minutes. Then she'd drain your balls so much that the next day they'd hurt.
Idk man. I knew a girl when we were 14 who did a lot of whorish things, and that just gave me the 'ick instead of making me hard. In hindsight, I definitely would have let her take my cock in her throat had I not been such a chud.

>>213840545
Youre an italian is literally in your culture to have your cake and eat it to. A wife and a misstress

>>213840635
E su questo non ci piove, ma quello è uno step successivo, loro adattano la loro capacità di fare le zoccole perché questo conferisce un vantaggio darwiniano, ma dove sta il vantaggio per l'uomo nel prediligere una più bottana? Capisco le caratteristiche fisiche, fianchi larghi, seni grandi, quello che ti pare, ma dove sta il vantaggio nel maschio nel procreare con una più troia?
Fosse la "vitalità" che segnalano che viene interpretata come ottima salute e migliore capacità di procreare, allora anche tutte le sportive farebbero arrapare, cosa che magari accade un po' perché il loro fisico è bello ed allenato, ma non è una cosa sistematica
>>213840713
I appreciate your suggestion and i don't want or plan to fuck any whores, but i still notice their presence and lust after them and it's annoying, but if i can figure out the algorithm in my brain maybe i can hijack it
Idk, i've met a girl a few days ago, mildly attractive, canonically mentally ill (bpd), obvioulsy deranged, brain said "choke her then plap and get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant" all the coomer package and i was annoyed by how retarded i was being
>>213840922
I don't deny i'd like a small harem yes

>>213836658
>m'lady, I was a good boi do I get the seggs?

>>213838152
Mona

>>213839957
Nothing ever happens, until it does. It's very dangerous to think that we're living at the end of history.

Perhaps if you had lived through catastrophic historical events, such as the collapse of Woolworths in the UK, you would be far less confident in your prognosis of our current inertia.

>>213839955
>We live in a country in which the judicial system is not independent from the government despite what theory says,
>and we're currently ruled by socialist and communist-friendly types, so go figure out.
One of these statements is correct.
inb4 zurdo, rojo, subcampeón...
I'm further left and right than you will ever be.
>>213836536
As long as you're not poor you won't be found guilty in Spain.

>>213840942
Ah non lo so, magari ti piace personalmente molto il contrasto perché tu sei una persona a modo ed equilibrata, può capitare credo, in maniera simile a come alle brave ragazze piacciano uomini del tipo i fratelli Bianchi

>>213837624
I think in one of the bathrooms it will be enclosed (so the kiddo doesn’t flood the house) and another open.

>>213837586
I think they could have done that, but warn them first. “You can only enter if you do this” kind of thing.

>>213837709
After all this time, my brain still stops working when seeing Italian flags sometimes, sorry fren.

>>213839398
Seems cheap, because of the sweat.
It could go to 5k€ without sweat, maybe.

>>213840223
Whore are more open to be sexed, so the chance of getting one pregnant is higher, and that’s what the body wants, in the end.

>>213840942
>>213841125
Go back to /ita/, beasts

>>213837810
This look is also kind of popular among Polish monks

I want to skip the walk today.

>>213841171
Noi siamo qua da anni goldòn

>>213840942
Not to be intrusive or anything, but can't you just ask the gf to roleplay as a sloot for you?
You could ask her to wear some red heels and wear some slutty dress where half of her boobs are visible, maybe even the top part of the nips too. Tell her not to wear panties or idk man. And ask her to put on a shitton of whore makeup and to wear red or black lipstick, maybe purple. Maybe eat a nice dinner at home, and just stop halfway when you're eating and carry her to the bedroom or btfo the plates and fuck her on the table.
You should try it, just to see how you react to her if she dresses like that. Do you think you'd be able to coom more times?
If she'd do that for you, at least you could find out more about how your brain works.
I'm not deleting this text now, as I unironically say this as a suggestion, not because I want to know the details of your sexual life. You can call me a piece of shit, I'll also accept that.

>>213841224
Don't.
Or if you do, do more situps and pushups. Increase the amount of both by 20.

>>213841016
>Nothing ever happens, until it does.
Nothing
Ever
Happens
We are cucked compared to pre-boomer generations. Can't expect these sissies to get shit done.

>>213841125
Il criminale però ha un senso, per quanto mi risulti irritante, in quanto esprime una capacità di violenza che se correttamente indirizzata per la donna rappresenta una capacità di proteggerla
Che poi invece accada molto più spesso che esse stesse ne siano il bersaglio è altro discorso
Nella puttana non vedo il vantaggio, boh
>>213841171
Per quanto la mia presenza qui sia un po' a singhiozzo, per anzianità ho tutti i diritti di postare come e quanto mi pare, cortesemente le intimo di postare in maniera più amichevole ai sottoscritti

>>213841243
>>213841341
No you normies have to go back

>>213839802
I understood nothing desu
do you trade with CFDs and stuff or why did you bring it up?
>>213840262
thanks for recognizing at least. I pour my heart out here,making a clown of myself, but it's fine. Good that you're doing better desu.
>>213841224
due to heat? you should do it anyway desu
I haven't exercised much at all recently but it does make one feel a bit better

Big fire in Oliveira do Hospital. No firemen remain to control the fire (they’re already in other places), so the populace is trying their best. The previous mayor already died trying to control the flames next to the houses.
Extremely grim.

>>213841338
You will come to eat your words one day - and let me tell you, they will not go down as well as your nagyi's homemade goulash.
I forgive you your ignorance, on account of your youth.

>>213841405
No, not due to the heat. I just don't want to.

>>213841338
>Not to be intrusive or anything, but can't you just ask the gf to roleplay as a sloot for you?
Oh but she does, i'm perplexed because it's not like i'm unsatisfied in that, but brain still somehow thinks that's not enough
It's not even about cooming more, as i don't need all that much, it became less intrusive over the years
I perfectly understand your intentions and found nothing offensive in what you wrote, no worries (also hungarian sluts really trigger me)

>>213841426
Are your shrubs self combusting or what

>>213841405
>I understood nothing desu
It was a childish joke.
The musical instrument that uses natural gas is the brapbox aka the butt when you fart.
>do you trade with CFDs and stuff or why did you bring it up?
I just looked at a natgas chart and found it absolutely disgusting. No wonder they call it widowmaker (or at least some people used to more than a year ago in /smg/ on /biz/).

>>213841448
>nagyi's homemade goulash
Kek
>on account of your youth
I'm old as fuck thoughbeit.

>>213841469
>Oh but she does
Can't suffer in Italy. Especially as a Terrone.

>>213841561
>Terrone
Watch your tongue. I'm pvre padanian, at worst a bit of an inbreed.

>>213841341
Non saprei sinceramente, io sono molto neutro a riguardo, probabilmente anche a causa della mia pressoché totale inesperienza
>>213841361
Butete dal pogiolo bauco

>>213841531
Not the shrubs, the eucalyptus.

>>213841598
Ma guarda che pure io dei puttanoni di cui dico neanche mi rispondono se gli parlo insieme, non ho le caratteristiche giuste
Comunque domani un amico mi ha invitato al lago di G*rda, quanti crucchi devo sgozzare per pareggiare i torti che ti hanno fatto nelle varie stagioni turistiche? Spero non ci sia troppa cagnara ma temo mi sparerò

>>213841664
Why do you have eucalyptus forests like a fucking australian dryland

>>213841968
Esatto, alla fine io c'ho sempre provato con "brave ragazze" perché alla fine l'altro tipo di ragazze neanche mi vede come un maschio
>Spero non ci sia troppa cagnara ma temo mi sparerò
Hai ragione al 100% purtroppo, zio can con sto caldo sto andando spesso al lago per una nuotata di sera ma è pieno di gente e anche l'acqua è de boio
Io te lo dico sinceramente, ho molta paura per il futuro

>>213821545
I'll be sure to inform all my patients they shouldn't have gotten sick today, that's for work days only

>>213842075
Because some people wanted to get rich from it and don't care about the native flora or people.

>>213840996

I did not tell you niggas earlier today, because I just did not feel like it, but please throw shit at me for being this autistic. I just don't know how to fix this shit
>earlier this week
>girl my age comes really close to me, looks me deep in the eyes
>starts talking to me
>listen to what she has to say and even talk to her, but turn my head away because looking someone in the eye and having someone so close to me triggers my autism
Now she probably thinks I'm gay
>today
>talking about yoga with gym milf
>tells me how she likes doing it
>talk for like 3-4 minutes
>out of the blue tells me that by the way she is not in a relationship
>...
>"damn man that's crazy, anyway, you really like yoga huh?"
Then she pretty much shows me her butt like I mentioned earlier.>>213829989
I fucking despise myself lads. I unironically don't know anymore if I'm like this because of the genetic factor, or the enviroment factor. Or if both made me this way, which is just even worse.

>>213842075
Because we have a strong paper industry that only sees short-term profit I read of the wellbeing of the country, and the politicians are all in their pockets.

>>213842218
Das rite.

>>213842376
Just try again with the milf, she’s clearly interested and might even find you autism endearing.

>>213842376
I hope that you start aggressively balding and that by 25 there isn't a single hair left on your head fr fr

People being evacuated from villages by helicopter, it’s over.

>>213842481
RUDE

Today it was a good day

>>213842558
I'm going to go get some myself.

>>213842099
Al di fuori del periodo da metà luglio a fine agosto è comunque così disastroso? Io frequento più spesso il lago d'Iseo, è un po' più sfigatello ma molto meno turistico, certo se vai oggi ti spari uguale, ma se eviti la domenica pomeriggio dell'alta stagione è sempre vivibile anche se io ho caga a fare il bagno nel lago, non sono bravo a nuotare (però da qualche settimana ho iniziato ad andare a nuotare un po' sai che non mi dispiace? Ci si rinfresca e costa la metà di una partita a padel)
Te pensa che sto pensando di prendere casa in qualche paese non troppo lontano dal lago di Garda per poterlo sfruttare ma secondo te è follia?

>>213842558
Prosciutto e fichi>> prosciutto e melone

>>213842558
I wanted to get some figs but they don't sell them here yet.

>>213842581
Post em
>>213842613
Never understood prosciutto e melone

>>213842376
fakecel moment

>>213842606
Io dato che ci abito ci vado solitamente in settimana, quindi c'è meno gente ed è più piacevole, in realtà la parte peggiore è trovare parcheggio
>però da qualche settimana ho iniziato ad andare a nuotare un po' sai che non mi dispiace?
Ci sta vecio, è un buon allenamento, io ultimamente sto giocando abbastanza spesso a basket, sono sempre una mezza sega ma mi diverto lo stesso
>Te pensa che sto pensando di prendere casa in qualche paese non troppo lontano dal lago di Garda per poterlo sfruttare ma secondo te è follia?
Mi sembra un fattore abbastanza minimo, perché vuoi cambiare casa in generale?

I don’t like figs.

>>213842615
Kek

>>213842479
>Just try again with the milf
Yeah but like tf am I supposed to do?

>>213842481
Sorry for not having steve's personality ig boss.
>balding
Not happening. Ashkenazi lottery gave me shitty eyesight. That means I can't be below 180 cm and can't be bald.

>>213842642
I haven't had sex in years therefore I'm a born again incel.

>>213842517
>People being evacuated from villages
Absolutely grim.

>>213842703
Why

>>213841096
Tell me which one is not correct and why.

>>213842753
I don’t know, ask her what she likes in a guy and when she invariably says magyarenstein characteristics just say “ahahah really? I’m completely out of the race then ahah”, and let her take the lead.
Remember to use the “ahahah”s.

>>213842767
Too sweet.

KEK
>>>/fit/76503932
>>>/fit/76504016

>>213842615
Have a fig tree, collected a ton of those niggas, pity i don't get the appeal so i mostly gift them
>>213842696
>Ci sta vecio, è un buon allenamento, io ultimamente sto giocando abbastanza spesso a basket, sono sempre una mezza sega ma mi diverto lo stesso
Ma infatti che ti frega, io faccio cagare in tutti gli sport ma va bene
Vivo ancora coi miei, la casa è grande e comunque loro sono anziani e serve qualcuno che la tenga in ordine quindi non ho particolare pressa di andarmene ma vorrei il mio spazio, mi piacerebbe essere in un posto dove l'opzione di uscire a fare un giro che sia bici, piedi o nuotata sia ragionevolmente accessibile anche nei giorni infrasettimanali dopo il lavoro, perché qui alla fine non esco praticamente mai se non è per partite o un aperitivo con qualche amico (che comunque è saltuariamente), non c'è niente da fare nella bassa bresciana e i paesi non sono un granché da girare
Lo scenario ultra gay che mi immagino è girare con la motoretta per qualche spiaggetta del lago specialmente nei periodi estivi meno frequentati e farmi i bagnetti e rilassarmi qualche ora al lago senza dover impazzire, comunque a stare tutto il giorno mi stufo a una certa
Ogni feedback, anche demolitivo, è bene accetto, dato che ci vivi

>>213842908
I should plant one too.
Have a pomegranate tree but those are collected during October.
Basically I should have a tree for every month of the year to eat seasonal fruit all year long.

>>213842891
>Too sweet
Southerners pickle them when green too
>>213842908
>Have a fig tree, collected a ton of those niggas, pity i don't get the appeal so i mostly gift them
In two years with the trees grown to a considerable size I should be collecting kilos of these everyday, I love them

>>213842948
>Basically I should have a tree for every month of the year to eat seasonal fruit all year long
That's a good plan. Different cultivars of the same fruit can have different fruiting times too

>>213842948
I will rate fruit trees i have:
Fig 9/10 never took care of it once, still lively and makes lots of fruits every year
Pomegranate 6/10 pruning is a pain in the ass and don't live the fruits a lot
Plums 9/10 never took care of it once but it died on me, maybe the things are related, but fruits were great
Apricot 4/10 grows too much, birds and insects eat everything
Cherries 4/10 grows massive and doesn't give fruits, but maybe that's a wild tree, dad buys random shit
Apples and pears 3/10 the few fruits that don't get eaten by someone else taste bad

>>213842908
L'idea è buona, più che altro non so se mi accollerei un mutuo così
La metto lì, magari fra un paio d'anni ti salta il ghiribizzo di sposarti e fare piccoli padani e allora le esigenze cambiano del tutto

>>213842891
>ask her what she likes in a guy
Do you just randomly go up to a woman and ask her what she likes in a guy?
Not expecting someone with a wife to understand my svffering fr.
>let her take the lead
Y-yeah. That's kinda hard when I involuntarily start autismmaxing when a woman takes the lead. Just see my previous post with the girl standing too close to me. And me changing the topic when the milf brings up she does not have a bf.

>>213843056
I think cherry trees are not self pollinating and need at least another tree near

>>213843056
>>213843124
Or instead of planting a new tree you can graft a branch from another tree, the branch will be genetically different and will help with impollination

>>213843107
That’s how I casually discovered my intern likes guys’ butts. It’s easier because you’re in a gym environment, so asking stuff like that is not strange because it can be chained to a conversation about exercising specific parts of the body.
It’s like playing text heavy cRPG but the conversation selection has to be made quite fast.

>>213843084
Ho il budget per permettermi una casa non eccessiva e tra un paio d'anni le mie entrate dovrebbero incrementare notevolmente se tutto va come previsto (che è probabile), ho risparmiato qualcosa negli anni scorsi e potrei comunque sostenere un mutuo fino a quando ciò non accadrà
Sposarmi non è nel contratto di governo, e per il momento nemmeno figliare, ma più per un timore di venire inculato, ma quello si vedrà
>>213843162
>>213843124
Well tree died and i threw it into the stove so the problem fixed itself

Good evening to you all, happy weekend ahead of you all

>>213843281
>Well tree died and i threw it into the stove so the problem fixed itself
You should protect the trees.
Fucking normiecattle

>>213842631
Me mum ate them all because I wasn't eating them. I got an apple instead :(
Nevermind, I got two, but they were a bit too ripe.
>>213842857
Thinking that there's any chance that the people can vote for ideologies that are against the interests of the ruling class. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eoJX_8H-2Y

>>213843613
But that one looks underripe
You can and should eat the skin btw

>>213843679
I know, I just don't like the skin when it looks like this.

>>213843741
>>213843679
Oops. Anyway I ended up eating it.

>>213843741
No one likes dark skinned beings, that's perfectly healthy and normal behaviour

>>213843976
Lies and slander.

>>213844085
Veneti are terroni who got rich

The village where my sister lives is such a shithole.
As we arrived we got in a fight over traffic, just some shouting.

>>213844220
SOVL

>>213843613
Well that's true, there isn't any single mainstream
political party that can do anything about the situation we're living, but the socialists have managed to make our living standards even more miserable.

>>213842290
Kek, love these kind of memes

>>213844220
Sovlful

>>213842753
>I haven't had sex in years
fakest of fakecels, holy shit
>>213843532
thanks & likewise

>>213843281
Puoi pensarci se sai che avrai i soldi, e sicuramente la zona del lago è bella per abitarci e puoi fare un sacco di cose, l'unica cosa è che i prezzi sono un po' inflazionati, ovviamente colpa del turismo
Alla fine conosci tu le tue esigenze, io sono un ventenne e ancora mi tocca prendere in locazione stanzette a Trento per l'università
Se ti spostassi in zona lago quanto ci metteresti per andare a lavoro? Quello è sicuramente un aspetto da ponderare
>Sposarmi non è nel contratto di governo, e per il momento nemmeno figliare, ma più per un timore di venire inculato, ma quello si vedrà
Ti capisco perfettamente, io non penso che mi sposerò mai perché so che nessuna si metterebbe con me se non pai schei

>>213818697
nice version @Portugal anon btw, nicer than the one I posted

>>213844580
There isn't and there will never be. Stop believing in democracy when it has never been democracy.
>but the socialists
See? You still believe things will be any different if these "socialists" (who abandoned Marxism long ago) weren't in power. These "socialists" were infiltrated by Franco's Falange (Franco's one, not José Antonio's) during the "transición", which was nothing but a way to turn Spain from an anti-communist but not entirely US-aligned power to a complete US vassal state. If actual socialists or communists were in power in Spain you'd have uncle Sam knocking with a bomb or two. Instead we have their military in our land, because we are not sovereign and have not been sovereign for three centuries. The only reasons we keep this "right-left" theatre is mainly so people won't question those in power.

>>213826489 (OP)
>Toast
>Pesto
>olives
Italianbros, is this heresy?

>>213844866
>Se ti spostassi in zona lago quanto ci metteresti per andare a lavoro?
Al momento attuale un tre quarti d'ora probabilmente dato che ora sono a Brescia città, ma dopo il paio d'anni citato di fatto lavorerei come partita iva e mi sposterei un po' ovunque quindi il discorso diventa uguale in qualsiasi posto io vada, è più versatile
>i prezzi sono un po' inflazionati
Per gestire la cosa il piano era di prendere casa in uno dei paesi non proprio sul lago ma appena attorno, però non so se diventa una soluzione nè carne nè pesce, qualsiasi casa nei paesi sul lago vero e proprio è fuori budget
>Ti capisco perfettamente, io non penso che mi sposerò mai perché so che nessuna si metterebbe con me se non pai schei
In un modo o nell'altro le risorse portate contano sempre, conscio o no è un conto che tutte fanno, però se un puttanone brasiliano decide che ti vuole fregare e ci si dedica al 100% è dura uscirne illesi

Walked.

2 days before doom
>>213845990
Too hot to exercise sadly, I'll try tomorrow early in the morning, fuck this weather

>>213844933
your guitar version was pretty comfy too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5KZRmuAcxU
English music can be real comfy sometimes

>>213846081
>fuck this weather
I’ve been drinking copious amounts of ice cold beers to cope with the heat.
My back and face feel like a waterfall from the sweat.

>>213826489 (OP)
Good afternoon /med/! Golly, I disappeared again, I got EXTREMELY freaking busy with my personal life, dealing with my friends, going to the doctor and therapy. Also I apparently walk faster than most of my friends, even though I thought I was a slowpoke.
Also my mom bought me a new pair of pants! They're gray and it has SIX POCKETS!!! SIX!!! FRONT BACK AND ON THE THIGHS!!!!
And I finally stopped feeling overly sleepy after going with my psychiatrist (who btw is super hot and is literal MILF sugar mommy material) and she told me to stop taking olanzapine, and switch to aripiprazole.
>>213845990
bóóbs
>>213846315
It gets super freaking cold here at morning and night, but during the day it gets decently warm. Just yesterday the weather changed again and it went from warm to cold as fuck.
>>213843613
that fruit looks like female human genitalia
or more like sliced in half human testicles

>>213846315
The worst part is that the heat is still going on right now, we need to wait until 9 PM to cool down

>>213845990

I can finally exercise after 8 hours in a car.

>>213846503
Korea invented catnip flavoured books
>>213846558
I wish I had the strength to exercise this late but it's still hot as fuck and also dinner time

>>213842290
https://youtu.be/fiCRhszDHlM own
>>213842376
...You know, I used to think autism was almost always a disability no matter how much some functional people with autism try to deny it's a disability. I can't imagine how you can feel so terrified of pussy even when they're LITERALLY centimeters next to your face.
Like you once told me, I'll tell you the same advice: Self-charismamaxx Magyar-kun. Just recognize your flaws and strengths and make the most out of both. I am chubby but I like my ass and tits and how soft and plumpy and huggable I am. Parade your autism around like it's a treasure and infodump on people. If you're hot it doesn't matter if you're autistic, women will like you more probably.
Also that MILF wants the pipe dude. Literally. The HUNGARIAN BVLL pipe.
>>213842753
You could maybe invite her out to eat something or to exercise or roon together. I doubt she'll say no. And if she's telling you she's SINGLE it's an indication of "HEY I'm free for you to take me out". Worst she can say is no or "I'm busy this day but could we reschedule?"
Personally my love life is finally starting to see some light and yesterday I managed to masturbate again, like a fiend that was revived by the flames of hell.
>>213846503
same cat same

>>213846427
>that fruit looks like female human genitalia
And you'd be right, figs have been a metaphor for female genitalia for thousands of years.

Ate.

>>213846427
You will not believe this, but I was unironically thinking earlier today about how it's been some time since you posted here the last time, and it'd be great if you came back, bbygurl.
>super hot and is literal MILF sugar mommy material
Just that alone would have an effect so massive on me that I'd need no pills at all. Just let her tell me that things will be fine.

>>213846558
>exercising this late
You do you chef. I could never.

>>213846691
>Self-charismamaxx Magyar-kun.
Thanks, sister.
But unlike me, you're a cootie patootie ethnic woman with striking features that also happen to be rare. You have those AWOOGA eyes and nice hips and butt. I, as a man, can't compete with that.
>If you're hot it doesn't matter if you're autistic, women will like you more probably.
I always tell anons here this when they tell me the exact same thing you told me now. Throughout my life whenever girls (multiple at the same time) were interested at me, they only cared about me until they did not learn of my autism. Then when they start noticing that I'm really odd, they just stop caring about me.
>Personally my love life is finally starting to see some light
Good to hear. Is the lucky one a he or a she?
>yesterday I managed to masturbate again
No fucking way. Please tell me you enjoyed it and it did not feel forced at all, not even a bit.

>>213826489 (OP)

>>213846691
ALSO
Here's a track you might like. Or maybe not. Imho it fucks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFAi7wMVN94

>>213846983
I always wonder why we use fruits as metaphors for sexual symbols but then I remember they're literally the sex organs of plants, or at least the method which many of them use to reproduce.
Also I like my bananas a little bit mature. Not too fresh, or else they're not as sweet.
>>213847198
>it'd be great if you came back, bbygurl
*blushes and points index fingers together* You really missed me...? u//////u
I posted some days ago when Maltanon was doing a hunger games with all of us but I missed it, damn it. I got busy with food deliveries, group therapy, hanging with my friends, and I couldn't even attend church from how busy I get. Mix in the oversomnia symptoms from the olanzapine and boom.
>Just that alone would have an effect so massive on me that I'd need no pills at all
Bro, I swear to God she looks SO SO good for her age, she looks mature and is probably over 40-50 but she wears heels, she's slim, you can hear her clacking her heel boots when she walks down the corridor to attend you. Literal WIFE and DREAM material, I want to be like her when I'm older. Or date her. Can't choose.
>I, as a man, can't compete with that.
As freud would say... You have a penis. A lot of people like penises. And you're tall and- This might sound too forward but I tend to wonder how your body looks like. Are you more on the lean or the bigger side? Some people look really skinny even if they're ripped, and some people are ripped but look big and have a bit of a tummy too. Normal, since the body's designed for that.
>when they start noticing that I'm really odd, they just stop caring about me.
Sadly I can say the same in my case with dating. Men feel interested until they think I'm too much, or too complicated, or ain't simple enough. We're acquired tastes bro, don't punish yourself over it. You gotta feel proud of what you are and that's when the right people will come!
also 1/2

>>213846268
>English music can be real comfy sometimes
i mean yeah, they have some of the best bands ever
>>213847344
kek

>>213845744
In base a ciò che mi hai detto ci starebbe allora, se devi andare in giro non conta troppo dove abiti
>Per gestire la cosa il piano era di prendere casa in uno dei paesi non proprio sul lago ma appena attorno
È una buona soluzione, personalmente se io abitassi nel bresciano farei lo stesso (oppure in Valcamonica, che sembrano bei posti)

>>213847198
>Is the lucky one a he or a she?
A lucky he, and... Dear God, we met like- Just a short while ago but we both clicked so quickly it was scary, we're both like "BRo HOW??? WHY? HOW", and... It absolutely didn't feel forced at all, and even enjoyed myself. I've been like almost two months without masturbating and this time I literally felt close to cumming, but obviously, my pussy needs preparation and time to really relax and get back into sexo mode. I was so tight and squeezed so hard I could barely move it, 10/10, I seem to have a thing for mexican men lol.
>>213847356
This feels like progressive spanish-mexican fusion rock. My synesthesia makes it so that sometimes music and other stimuli can provoke even more reactions in me, and this song right now made me feel like a wave of warm, hot desertic air on my arms and front body. And a spicy taste. Just amazing!

>>213847632
Scusate se vi interrompo, ma mi aiuta a esercitarmi a leggere le vostre conversazioni, così posso capire come viene usato l'italiano nella conversazione quotidiana. Devo imparare più vocaboli, ma per me è facile capire quando gli altri lo parlano. porco dio
>>213847612
The UK might've been dirty to us argies but damn if their rock doesn't fucking rule, it's incredible. Pink Floyd is one of my fave bands!

>>213846315
>>213846081
Niggas, it's a lot better here, makes no sense

>>213847873

>>213847612
Weißt du was, jetzt hab ich zum Abendessen das Fischgericht aus der Mikrowelle, wovon wir vor ein paar Tagen gesprochen haben

>>213847818
This paragraph is machine translated, isn't it?

>>213833363
that’s so cute!! we say αδελφούιν tho hehe. you made me realise how lonesome it feels to speak cypriot bc in the 4 years i’ve been passing through i never saw anyone else who speaks it

>>213847873
Coastal city, of course it's not as bad.

>>213847198
I will train whenever I can.
Today's training.
3-3-0 tempo bench press 1x1 with 135 kg, 3x3 with 120 kg.
DB OHP 3x10 with 26 kg.
Plate loaded machine press a bunch of warm ups to find a good weight then 1x8 with 90 kg in each side.

>>213847873
It's 14°C here, the hottest it can get these last weeks is... 17-18°C. My hands feel cold and look pale.
>>213848018
Sí, non posso parlare molto italiano, ma lo capisco un po'. Questo sono lo molto che posso parlarlo senza usare una macchina per le traduzioni. Sto usando le grammatica dallo spagnolo. fuck, duolingo doesn't prepare too well to talk, only to learn vocabulary lmao

>>213848155
That's a decent temperature.
Like just taking a light jacket to go out.

>>213848155
Zio can magari avere temperature del genere qua, son stufo di friggere

>>213847671
>Just a short while ago but we both clicked so quickly it was scary
That's nice. I'm happy for you.
>Maltanon was doing a hunger games
I won btw. Definitely a coincidence. Nothing to see there.
>I couldn't even attend church
Had no idea you went to church fr. Do you just go there because of the community, or do you believe in whatever your faith is?
>I tend to wonder how your body looks like.
I'll eventually post a pic as I owe it to /med/ders. I promised I'd post someday so I will keep my word. I'd say I'm on the learner side, but my build is wide.

>>213848037
>cypriot
I thought you people spoke Greek fr fr. I mean, I know you speak a dialect of Greek, but until today had no idea that your dialect was that different from mainland Greek.

>>213847671
>>213848331
> I'd say I'm on the learner side, but my build is wide.
Then again maybe that's just how I see myself as I definitely suffer from a massive body dysmorphia. About which I don't care that much btw, but just know that I see myself not as I actually am.

>>213848037
Hey man, I'm going to come to your island in a month

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zonEamfdBc0

How accurate is it desu ?

>>213848155
hang in there
>>213847959
well at least you are in iraq (INB4: relativism fallacy)

>>213848420
Before clicking I'll just say that it's probably not accurate at all since quite a lot of the communities were made up 50ish years ago.

I CAN'T DECIDE WHETHER YOU SHOULD LIVE OR DIE
OH, YOU'LL PROBABLY GO TO HEAVEN
PLEASE DON'T HANG YOUR HEAD AND CRY
NO WONDER WHY MY HEART FEELS DEAD INSIDE
IT'S COLD
AND HARD
AND PETRIFIED
LOCK THE DOORS AND CLOSE THE BLINDS
WE'RE GOING FOR A RIDE
https://youtu.be/buYrBbwyCGE
>>213848196
Yeah, it's not too cold but I am quite subsceptible to the cold. Specially my hands and feet get fucking frozen if even a slight wind passes by. Thankfully the antidepressants also help me regulate my body temperature!
>>213848230
Ragazzo, sta temperatura é tranquilla rispetto a un mese fa, quando arrivò l'onda di freddo polar tutto è andato a la merda. Era brutale il freddo.
Ma capisco che il estate in il mediterraneo é esasperante. L'aria é cosí secco che la pelle di gli persone soffre.
>>213848331
Thank you dear, still, if it makes you feel better I'd date you if we lived closer and maybe I was a bit skinnier, hahah! I'm really glad this guy is into long distance relationships and literally is demisexual just like me! And studies psychology! I really hope things work out.
Finding a partner is... A lot of luck, but now making things WORK long term is... The hardest part, imo.
>I won btw. Definitely a coincidence
weakest hungarian BVLL vs strongest argie tomboy (i can't coompete)
>Do you just go there because of the community
I got visited by two mormon missionary girls who are so sweet and kind, and they somehow convinced me into visiting the church. I explained to them I kinda got away from faith mostly 'cause of my sexual orientation and that it's a bit hard for me to follow some rules that don't make sense to me, but they told me they're happy just with me being present. That everyone has a valid point of view, and you're not really going to go to hell according to their beliefs. Odd beliefs, but incredibly sweet people!

After going on vacation in Kyklades and seeing and experiencing a different dimension I think I might have lived my entire life wrong.

>>213847985
ich erinnere mich nicht um ehrlich zu sein
manchmal posten hier auch andere Deutsche, kann sein dass das jemand anderes war
wie hat's geschmeckt?
und wie geht's?

>>213848331
>>213848379
Replying to the last bit, well, you guys know how I look! Well, the most I can post without doxxing myself kek. I used to be ashamed of having big shoulders even when I was skinnier, but then I realized the absolute POWERHOUSE I am. I can carry any of my friends and move heavy stuff like it's nothing. I'll someday do judo and throw people like they're plushies! >:D
>Cyprus
I wonder how different the Cyprus dialect is from the standard Greek. Greek sounds... Ethereal and kind of like I can recognize it, but way way less than italian. And even latin.
>>213848542
DRINKING HOT MATE IN 35°C SUMMER IS THE BEST FEELING EVER
SAME WITH HOT COFFEE, I LOVE HOT COFFEE IN THE SUMMER AND COLD ICECREAM IN WINTER

>>213848604
What about the Castilla la Mancha part ?

>>213848777
>>213848744
CHECK THEM

>>213848744
>wie hat's geschmeckt?
Nicht so gut eigentlich kek
>und wie geht's?
Es geht, ich versuche jetzt mit dieser Hitze einfach überzuleben; früher habe ich meinen üblichen Incelrun getan, gut gegangen
Am Sonntag sollte ich meinen besten Freund von Vicenza mit meiner Familie besuchen

:D

>>213849194
Orange cat is an asshole

>>213848861
They barely said anything about it other than the Quixote and Iniesta. It is true most people there are old, but that's to be expected when everyone move to either Valencia or Madrid during the 60s. I find it silly to say they're browner than people from Castilla y León when there's a continuum.

What didn't make much sense to me was portraying Ceuta and Melilla as a black peepo, it's not like Moroccans are black. They're pretty much military cities. Many of their citizens are Maghrebi and Muslim though, that's to be expected.

I miss my friend
Left the clinic yesterday, she hasn't really texted me ever since
Apparently craving (cocaine) and doing some psy tests online
I'm tired of growing overly attached to the few people who care about me (or make it look that way)

>>213849213
Why does France act like it doesn't belong right there between Spain and Italy, like with that guy that got beaten in Russia.

>>213849261
One race, The Latin race

>>213848331
it’s almost impossible to properly write cypriot with the greek alphabet from how different it is :D Some varieties of cypriot even have glottal sounds
standard greek: étrexe píso tus fonázondas
cypriot: evurúsen popíson tus tsirillónndas
(he/she ran behind them while shouting)
>>213848388
are you the same italanon i spoke to looong ago??

>>213849213
السلام عليكم brother :D

>>213849327
Anon, hey, hello...! I'm really sorry about your friend... I don't know if this can serve as comfort, but... It seemed like she might be having really really bad problems with addiction, and that's why she might be disconnected, or unreachable. It's sad but sometimes you gotta force people to stop an addiction or... Just let them crash. It's not an easy thing to deal with.
I'm still here if you need to talk. I gotta open discord although I got too many DMs and notifications...

>>213849348
you mean conversano?

>>213848921
>Nicht so gut eigentlich kek
lel
>Incelrun
>Freund besuchen
klingt gut
>>213849327
>growing overly attached to the few people who care about me
relatable

First time i used this board was in 2021, i cannot believe the polemic about southern euros being arabs is still a thing

That B-2 flyby was hot.

>>213848906
Checked.
And taking this chance to tell you to watch summertime rendering (I might have told you the same thing earlier). I also enjoyed Relife, and am currently watching Hokkaido gals are super adorable, but both of these are something that you need to be incelmaxxed like me to enjoy. So I'm not telling you to watch them.

>>213846691
>Parade your autism around like it's a treasure
Magyaranon please tell us the results if you ever try this. I have a feeling it won't be pretty but i might be wrong.

>>213848542
Iraqi weather doesn't seem that bad compared to the egypsie city in picrel. Although the city i picked is in Kurdistan and not really in Iraq.

>>213849213
No one here denies we're brown though (with a few notable exceptions)
>>213849432
Could be, could be

>>213849409
I don't know about races, we're all mutts at the end of the day.
>>213849599
It is very silly, not that it matters. I look like picrel.

>>213850092
looking good

>>213850057
>No one here denies we're brown though (with a few notable exceptions)
true it's mostly moorberians with the larp
i just recycled the pic

>>213850150
He was a Syrian/Basque mutt, first son of Abd al-Rahman I. I guess he's not white enough for Northroids.

>>213850236
just give him blue eyes and blonde hair

FUCK, WE NEED ANOTHER THREAD
>>213849838
I got the name written down in my computer's notes! I gotta sit down and watch it, but... There's other things I have to watch and I still haven't sat down to watch... LIKE THE NEW PANTY AND STOCKING ANIME FINALLY PART 2 CAME AFTER LIKE 10+ YEARS
SCANTY MY BELOVED
>Hokkaido gals
Something tells me it's gonna be either the cutest, most adorable slice of life anime or something heartwrenching and that will make me suffer like a horse on a hill.
And Relife... Huh, I searched it and thought it was another anime, but the premise sounds very very interesting. Gonna write these all down!
>>213850020
My best friends' boyfriends are HUGE nerds who aren't necessarily stereotypically attractive (my childhood best friend's boyfriend is kinda tall, but QUITE chubby and bald if I'm not mistaken) but my friends are wildly enamoured of them. You just gotta find the right nerdy or excitable girl who's into you.
Hanging in nerdy circles could be a good place to meet more autistic or autistic interests-related girls.
>>213850057
I'm literally mestiza probably, I think I have native american blood somewhere in my paternal and maternal sides of the family. I look slightly asian but I'm super duper pale.
Being fair skinned =/= being european. Some asian people look whiter than some euros, HELL, even MORE white than redheaded people!
>>213850092
unironically would, spanish guys are so fucking handsome for some reason, what the fuck, med BVLL genes
well
dalas review doesn't count

>>213850057
I take offense to being called brown. I am BLACK.

>>213850441
GOD DAMN IT I DON'T HAVE THE BLACK PORTUGUESE MAN IMAGE
but
SALUD, POR EL NEGRO!

>>213850472

>>213850425
>Something tells me it's gonna be either the cutest
I'm currently watching ep 4. So far it's cute.
>I searched it and thought it was another anime
I-it is another anime. Idk what you found fr fr. Relife is the original 13 episodes. Relife Kanketsu-hen is the 4 episodes long sequel that closes the series.

Get off my face, you foul flying fiend.

>>213850802
>>213850425
And again, I'm neither recommending nor not recommending you watch it. If it hits that spot, it's pretty good. So for someone like me who always feel like I wasted my youth, the thing was kino.

>>213850828
>forgets to pay fruit tax
>gets avian'd
Get fucked
t. chad parrot

>>213850886
No, not him lol. Some insect.

>>213850425
>>Hokkaido gals
It's cute and you don't have to worry about anything bad happening.
t. read the manga years ago
>unironically would
Well, we both knew that already.

Plap

Skin pigmentation itself is the result of a mere evolutionary phenomenon; a simple biological mechanism designed to protect the skin from solar radiation. Implicitly ascribing some ideology to it is insane (even while taking cultural differences into account)

>>213850920
At least it's not a mosquito

>>213844938
>Stop believing in democracy
I never said that, in fact, in a country like ours it's impossible that a democracy works.

>You still believe things will be any different if these "socialists" (who abandoned Marxism long ago) weren't in power.
I didn't say that either, I despise PP equally, but given our current situation in which a coup d'état or civil wat isn't happening (yet), I prefer not to vote, or in a less likely second scenario, voting the least harmful option.
>>213849213
Look! Der Chikaner switched the proxy again :)

>>213850472
>>213850684

>that feeling when you have to manually disable cookies from most of approximately 900 partners because someone forgot to put in the "reject all" button...

>>213851397
>it wasn't real national socialism!
>this time it will work!
Said someone, somewhere, sometime in the future