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Anonymous Estonia No.213841415 [Report] >>213841549 >>213841570 >>213841587 >>213841597 >>213841762 >>213841931 >>213841934 >>213841937 >>213842052 >>213842054 >>213842139 >>213842163 >>213842222 >>213842474 >>213842526
in about four hours these two fucksticks are going to meet and the discussion is ukraine. what do you think is going to happen?
Anonymous Poland No.213841464 [Report]
didn't they meet already
Anonymous Serbia No.213841472 [Report] >>213841552
They're gonna have raw unprotected buttsex
Anonymous Belgium No.213841489 [Report] >>213842054
They didn't ask the EU?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213841498 [Report]
they're going to kiss >_<
Anonymous Sweden No.213841519 [Report]
They're gonna play Super Smash Bros on the N64 and Trump is going to force Putin to use the controller with the wonky middle stick because he's the guest
Anonymous United States No.213841526 [Report]
Why are we in Ukraine again?
Anonymous Russian Federation No.213841549 [Report]
>>213841415 (OP)
Nothing ever happens

I have one question. Why did you use 'in about' if it was planned a while ago?
Anonymous Costa Rica No.213841552 [Report]
>>213841472
who's the top?
Anonymous South Korea No.213841570 [Report]
>>213841415 (OP)
I hope the stupid war ends and putin kills himself with zelenkike
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213841574 [Report]
sorry but in four hours the premier league begins again
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213841587 [Report]
>>213841415 (OP)
either trump or putin’s health will mysteriously decline
Anonymous Norway No.213841597 [Report]
>>213841415 (OP)
trump is probably gonna get another football like when they met in helsinki and sell out ukraine
Anonymous Russian Federation No.213841762 [Report]
>>213841415 (OP)
This will be the most disappointing meeting of the century. Trump will try to offer an equal deal and Putin will simply refuse to give up anything
Anonymous Sweden No.213841871 [Report] >>213841914
Hope a bomb goes off so I get something fun to drink to, plus it would probably be good.
Anonymous Sweden No.213841914 [Report] >>213841964
>>213841871
Vance v Medvedev, who starts WW3 first
Anonymous Russian Federation No.213841931 [Report] >>213841982
>>213841415 (OP)
I hope Putin won't become Paco and refuse any deal that includes full neutrality and demilitarisation for Ukraine
Anonymous Poland No.213841934 [Report] >>213841987
>>213841415 (OP)
>>>/pol/
Anonymous France No.213841937 [Report] >>213842082
>>213841415 (OP)
They are going to take turns dilating my asshole with live slamons, then they'll piss and shit in my mouth and watch me get fucked by a polar bear. For this I will earn USD1,000,000
Anonymous Sweden No.213841964 [Report]
>>213841914
Think Vance is more of an opportunist, and Medvedev seems like the crazy nationalistic uncle type.
Anonymous United States No.213841977 [Report]
Nothing. This retarded fat fuck is completely useless.
Anonymous Russian Federation No.213841982 [Report]
>>213841931
>that includes full neutrality and demilitarisation for Ukraine

That doesn't include*
Anonymous Estonia No.213841987 [Report] >>213842082
>>213841934
yeah i know, but this is also /int and i don't feel like going to a board with the average iq of a shoelace
Anonymous Bulgaria No.213842030 [Report]
The same thing that happened when Tucker and Putin met.
Confusion and cleanup after the fact.
Nothing will be agreed.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213842052 [Report]
>>213841415 (OP)
Trump will come away thinking Putin listened and then Ukraine will get bombed again
Anonymous Latvia No.213842054 [Report]
>>213841489
no, and that's part of the reason why this is empty posturing.
>>213841415 (OP)
putin will stroke trump's e-peen for a while, offer him a retarded deal that ukraine has zero incentive to accept, trump will come out thinking he's achieved something and now get mad at ukraine rather than russia for not ending the war.

so putin gets to keep attacking while also not incurring any US pressure to stop. if he gets lucky, the US will cut off all aid again, probably also do things like cut off their starlink access which will help russia a lot.
Anonymous Sweden No.213842082 [Report] >>213842118 >>213842136 >>213842188
>>213841987
>>213841937
Anonymous Romania No.213842083 [Report]
The war is making too much money for amerifats to stop, they'll only stop if their russian golem is close to collapsing
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213842085 [Report] >>213842182
Trump will offer Putin basically everything he wants, he will offer to personally suck his dick and balls, and Putin will refuse to accept
It wouldn't matter even if Putin did accept, because Zelensky would refuse the deal anyways
Anonymous Estonia No.213842118 [Report]
>>213842082
well....


xDDDDDD

got me
Anonymous Latvia No.213842136 [Report]
>>213842082
the post you are citing as an example is, in fact, very intelligent.
Anonymous Finland No.213842139 [Report]
>>213841415 (OP)
trump gives alaska to putin
putin gives bombs to ukraine

art of the deal
Anonymous Ukraine No.213842163 [Report] >>213842212 >>213842214
>>213841415 (OP)
The first 3 hours of the meeting will be dedicated to the history of Rurikids; the other 3 hours will be spend on the history of Pechenegs and Cumans
Anonymous Latvia No.213842182 [Report] >>213843077
>>213842085
>Trump: I consent to sucking your dick
>Putin: I consent to having my dick sucked
>Zelensky: I don't
isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?
Anonymous Sweden No.213842188 [Report]
>>213842082
I suppose we'll have to use the median for /int/
Anonymous Latvia No.213842212 [Report] >>213842371
>>213842163
both are just subclasses of hohol
Anonymous Estonia No.213842214 [Report] >>213842542 >>213842877
>>213842163
trump has only 4 hours tho. the flight back has been scheduled so any historic lessons from sir pidarutin will be short
Anonymous India No.213842222 [Report]
>>213841415 (OP)
This retard got butthurt at India after being denied as the progenitor of PEACE he pulled tarrifs out of his ass against India suddenly for buying Russian Oil, like he was asleep for the last year, when America and EU trade with them 10x more. Hope this goes through and get to keep working remotely for the american company giving me fat bucks
Anonymous Ukraine No.213842371 [Report]
>>213842212
You misspelled "both were crushed by you"
Anonymous Faroe Islands No.213842474 [Report]
>>213841415 (OP)
Landlocked ukraine.
Anonymous Israel No.213842526 [Report]
>>213841415 (OP)
monke will gift drumpf a golden jet
Anonymous Ukraine No.213842542 [Report]
>>213842214
Anyway, nothing will happen, but the torrent of the migraine-inducing public statements by Donald will continue
Anonymous Estonia No.213842597 [Report]
so the general consensus is: nothing will happen
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213842607 [Report]
If Putin offered a gold statue of Trump in Donetsk city and a Trump casino in Sevastopol, then Trump would agree to anything
Anonymous United States No.213842680 [Report]
>the monk asked the sage: "master, if nothing ever happens then when will we reach enlightentment?"
>"you will reach enlightenment when something happens" replied the master
Anonymous Poland No.213842877 [Report]
>>213842214
What are they gonn do if putin does not leave on time? Have ICE detain him lol? They can converse for as long as they want if they feel like it.
Anonymous Germany No.213843077 [Report]
>>213842182
kek
Anonymous United States No.213843130 [Report]
literally nothing, it's all for show