in about four hours these two fucksticks are going to meet and the discussion is ukraine. what do you think is going to happen?

didn't they meet already

They're gonna have raw unprotected buttsex

They didn't ask the EU?

they're going to kiss >_<

They're gonna play Super Smash Bros on the N64 and Trump is going to force Putin to use the controller with the wonky middle stick because he's the guest

Why are we in Ukraine again?

>>213841415 (OP)
Nothing ever happens

I have one question. Why did you use 'in about' if it was planned a while ago?

>>213841472
who's the top?

>>213841415 (OP)
I hope the stupid war ends and putin kills himself with zelenkike

sorry but in four hours the premier league begins again

>>213841415 (OP)
either trump or putin’s health will mysteriously decline

>>213841415 (OP)
trump is probably gonna get another football like when they met in helsinki and sell out ukraine

>>213841415 (OP)
This will be the most disappointing meeting of the century. Trump will try to offer an equal deal and Putin will simply refuse to give up anything

Hope a bomb goes off so I get something fun to drink to, plus it would probably be good.

>>213841871
Vance v Medvedev, who starts WW3 first

>>213841415 (OP)
I hope Putin won't become Paco and refuse any deal that includes full neutrality and demilitarisation for Ukraine

>>213841415 (OP)
>>>/pol/

>>213841415 (OP)
They are going to take turns dilating my asshole with live slamons, then they'll piss and shit in my mouth and watch me get fucked by a polar bear. For this I will earn USD1,000,000

>>213841914
Think Vance is more of an opportunist, and Medvedev seems like the crazy nationalistic uncle type.

Nothing. This retarded fat fuck is completely useless.

>>213841931
>that includes full neutrality and demilitarisation for Ukraine

That doesn't include*

>>213841934
yeah i know, but this is also /int and i don't feel like going to a board with the average iq of a shoelace

The same thing that happened when Tucker and Putin met.
Confusion and cleanup after the fact.
Nothing will be agreed.

>>213841415 (OP)
Trump will come away thinking Putin listened and then Ukraine will get bombed again

>>213841489
no, and that's part of the reason why this is empty posturing.
>>213841415 (OP)
putin will stroke trump's e-peen for a while, offer him a retarded deal that ukraine has zero incentive to accept, trump will come out thinking he's achieved something and now get mad at ukraine rather than russia for not ending the war.

so putin gets to keep attacking while also not incurring any US pressure to stop. if he gets lucky, the US will cut off all aid again, probably also do things like cut off their starlink access which will help russia a lot.

>>213841987
>>213841937

The war is making too much money for amerifats to stop, they'll only stop if their russian golem is close to collapsing

Trump will offer Putin basically everything he wants, he will offer to personally suck his dick and balls, and Putin will refuse to accept
It wouldn't matter even if Putin did accept, because Zelensky would refuse the deal anyways

>>213842082
well....


xDDDDDD

got me

>>213842082
the post you are citing as an example is, in fact, very intelligent.

>>213841415 (OP)
trump gives alaska to putin
putin gives bombs to ukraine

art of the deal

>>213841415 (OP)
The first 3 hours of the meeting will be dedicated to the history of Rurikids; the other 3 hours will be spend on the history of Pechenegs and Cumans

>>213842085
>Trump: I consent to sucking your dick
>Putin: I consent to having my dick sucked
>Zelensky: I don't
isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?

>>213842082
I suppose we'll have to use the median for /int/

>>213842163
both are just subclasses of hohol

>>213842163
trump has only 4 hours tho. the flight back has been scheduled so any historic lessons from sir pidarutin will be short

>>213841415 (OP)
This retard got butthurt at India after being denied as the progenitor of PEACE he pulled tarrifs out of his ass against India suddenly for buying Russian Oil, like he was asleep for the last year, when America and EU trade with them 10x more. Hope this goes through and get to keep working remotely for the american company giving me fat bucks

>>213842212
You misspelled "both were crushed by you"

>>213841415 (OP)
Landlocked ukraine.

>>213841415 (OP)
monke will gift drumpf a golden jet

>>213842214
Anyway, nothing will happen, but the torrent of the migraine-inducing public statements by Donald will continue

so the general consensus is: nothing will happen

If Putin offered a gold statue of Trump in Donetsk city and a Trump casino in Sevastopol, then Trump would agree to anything

>the monk asked the sage: "master, if nothing ever happens then when will we reach enlightentment?"
>"you will reach enlightenment when something happens" replied the master

>>213842214
What are they gonn do if putin does not leave on time? Have ICE detain him lol? They can converse for as long as they want if they feel like it.

>>213842182
kek

literally nothing, it's all for show